To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past. This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations. In many circumstances, they can allow smaller offenses to slip by as fighting them is a waste of time and energy. But white people, blessed with both time and energy, are not these kind of people. In fact there are few things white people love more than being offended.
Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people. In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about “flyover states”). As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.
It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended. They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.
White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.”
Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.
If you ever need to make a white person feel indebted to you, wait for them to mention a book, film, or television show that features a character who is the same race as you, then say “the representation of <insert race> was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.” After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.
Its hard for a white person to not get offended because they are always right.
This post is offensive.
😦 Second.
A subset of this post could be white people who get offended by seemingly banal matters, like waiting too long for a bus and threatening to write a strongly worded letter to the powers-that-be.
haha…this blog is genious.
People in general seem to be too sensitive these days and get offended by anything ….toughen up ..white people
Just mention “Heart of Darkness” or “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” and that will start it off.
Being offended allows us to better be experts on the cultures of others.
Oh yeah. My husband, who is white, but not a White Person, once got a lecture after describing someone as a “black guy”. Unfortunately for him, he learned that terminology from his wife – a non-hyphenated black American woman.
I’m happy he was able to make someone’s day by offending them.
Shouldn’t this blog be titled ‘Stuff Caucasion People Like’?
hahahahaha! Funny post! White people get offended when you accuse them of being too “white”. But they take it as a compliment when you accuse them of being too “black”, too “asian”, or any other thing having to do with other cultures.
My white friends, you are so transparant (figuratively of course).
I love this blog! hahaha
Mac Daniels: that was funny!
This is the best post I’ve seen on here in a loooooong time. Good shit guys!
Well this is funny how can anyone throw all whites into one basket when they are very different. Greeks, Jews, Germans and West VA whites all have the same blood and cultishness…? No way! Lets say white people from Europe or White Hood rats like the few left in the hood in major cities white most ran to the hills can’t feel the same kinship. We are trying to move as a nation of brother who struggled with our differences in the past and are trying to move forward – Lets understand that all get offended by the gas rape the bottle water screw the price of fresh air land & water – This post and others like this are done by some cat who is only good in math – DIVISION?
Much LOve
Not in my ugly world.
“Also, Chinaman? That’s not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”
One small hitch is that there’s a wave of anti-“African-American” (as a term) brewing. Many have rightly noted that many blacks are neither African nor American, and may whites can be considered Africans and Americans.
I had a friend in college who loved to be offended. His threshold was weird though. He loved porn but he said he was offended by the song “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” because it degraded women.
Dammit. I knew this one was coming and I wanted to use it on my blog first.
Yes, crackers love getting offended for other people. For the most part, they love being insulted. If a minority person states that someone is so white it hurts, you can also ask that person to paint your house at that point. The exception Arjwetio pointed is true though, if there is a chance to threaten to humiliate or sue a person in the service industry, then a white person will be glad to be offended.
As long as they are not killing each other, it is unlike when some races, you step on their shows, that is a capital offense. People have been stabbed for stepping on toes.
I think you are referring to Americans who are a little bit more assertive than their European brothers.
I for one do not mind a clearing of the air discussion now and again.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
i once offended this white chick by using the word “lame” in a sentence. they said i was being offensive towards gimps. seriously. stop being so fucking pc.
Maybe he just liked gay porn.
Great post. It’s been awhile.
I am not white, but I have a few friends who are, and on behalf of them I am offended. People make fun of politically correct in the extreme – however, these days you really have to watch what you say in daily life, even when it was “honey, I cooked dinner, mind doing the dishes?”. My ex-wife had way too much “awareness” after she spent years working in academia surrounded by white people. All these “words have power” and examining everything – like doing any task connected to household – was a microscopic part of power dynamics (Foucault) and social implications (Dereda) of this and that on how womyn are treated in society historically and the need for empowerment (Mary Daily) and blah… blah…. blah (parents of Charlie Brown). Certainly the last white womyn I go with. “Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes” (Dr. Dray)
Everyone in Portland loves to get offended! They THRIVE off of it!! And they all give “THE LOOK” that twisted face look, Portlanders love to give “THE LOOK” to people who offend them like males who aren’t gender-neutral, or my favorite, the whiny b*tch in the line at Subway who gives me “THE LOOK” and then in a VERY ANNOYED tone demands that the worker there change his gloves before he make her meat-free sandwich. But THE BEST thing that offends Portlanders is when you confront them with their own bigotry and racism which they like to pretend doesn’t exist. 🙂 It’s awesome because you can easily see the steam coming out their ears!! 🙂 good times…
genious?
I have to say that, as a non-white, I have from time to time played around with the sensitive emotions of white people. Their strings of apologies are like the streams of cool water upon my skin.
this is termed: white entitlement.
white people feel that they are entitled to
everything coming pleasantly and easy to them.
Really smart people never spell the word “genius” correctly. That kind of irony is pure genious, friend.
You sure that wasn’t pee?
Everyone loves to be offended. This isn’t just white people.
And I love offending.
Go fuck yourself.
JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN LYNCHED ITALIAN STYLE.
http://www.tucc.org
I am so confused by this comment. My head is spinning.
This blog is hilarious! Will “stuff white people like” ever be cool enough to be in its own blog?
Doubtful; whatever “street cred” you have built will be watered down by all the whitey mcwhite comments from big old fags like this white boy who sometimes has a sense of humor.
And to those of you who play with us, in all our whitiness and crackerdom? Carry on; most of us need to have a good laugh at ourselves and get over whatever seems to separate us. 🙂 But if you do it in a mean way, then look out, instant karma gonna getchu!
Still this blog is funny! What’s next, that we wish David Khari Webber Chappelle would come back? The black white supremacist skit he did pushed him way past others in his field; the man’s a genius. So keep the race card tricks comin’ whoever y’all are, they’re making people laugh and at the same time pissing people off so you must be doing something right!
Damn it, you made me wet my pants again laughing. I hope you won’t find that wet patch on my jeans offensive…
busted! those are obviously some Asian person’s lips in that snarl. show me the rest!!!
Trust me, dude. They aren’t really sorry, they just don’t want to get in any trouble.
I have to say that, as a white, I have from time to time peed on the skin of non-whites.
They were well paid…of course.
Nah, he can come over to my place for a glass of wine and some conversation with my husband and me. His English may not be so good but his heart’s in the right place. Come on over, Aboddenski, and we’ll work on new math — starting first with UNION.
let love rule!
😀
Did this happen a few months ago, in Manhattan, on Broadway and 27th Street? Because that sounds like what I said while waiting (and waiting and waiting) for a bus home one evening. I had no idea that someone was taking dictation!
Well, the joke’s on you, because 1. I’m only half white and 2. That half is the wrong kind of white, not a White Person as defined by SWPL. That bus was going to Staten Island, and no White People (TM) live in Staten Island. We’ve got some pretty lousy public transportation. Hence my annoyance.
I offend people everyday. Sometime intentionally and sometime not. it just happens. I have the speak first thing second syndrome.
You’re sooo right, the white people on the channel 12 news in Portland being interviewed after the parking lot outside their Yoga class was burglarized said it all “We’re relaxing in here and we were robbed! This shouldn’t happen!” or “This shouldn’t happen here, we are trying to help people in the Easter Seals business next door! How could someone do this here?!?!” What WHITE LIBERAL ELITIST ARROGANCE.
And this was what Portland’s Fox 12 news considered so important that they took up the first 9 minutes of their broadcast with.
yeah
Perhaps it is white people’s obsession with themselves that makes them so easily offended. Wait, I just offended myself.
Whites love to pretend to be offended. What they actually feel inside is indignant.
Berto – now, that was funny and clever!
yeah people get offended far too easily. when you have whyes saying “shoot obama” thats not offensive that is just plain wrong and they should be the one shot and killed.
I AM OFFENDED
Indignant. Though shouting is considered by many…
You’re back on your grizzly i see. The last entries were brilliant.
LOL @ “At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”
Haha! That’s great! We have equally ready-to-be-offended by the droves here in Austin, too! It’s amazing to tell some little hipster white douche who thinks he’s “all that” for living on the “East Side” that you won’t live there because you “don’t care for black people” just to fuck with them. White people love living in the “rougher” parts of cities whose rougher parts seem like Beverly Hills compared to North Philly or Southeast DC.
Oh shit, I gotta brush up on my Derrida
Seriously, the academics need to chill on that Foucault and Derrida. Just another example of White People maintaining the power structure. The text is so dense that only White People can read it. The real power in those works is their ability to make me fall asleep. No offense or anything.
Why do you think there are so many non-People of Color, non-gay lawyers?
Stuff Lawyers Like
PS: If that was me you quoted, I’m not offended (I just know that someone was ready to pounce on that one. Too bad, I just beat you to it!), I’m impressed. I’ve never been mocked by complete strangers on the Internet before. Now I know how Britney Spears feels.
White people do not have the market cornered on Offense. Not by a long shot. Nice try though.
oh god i cannot get enough of offending white people
I’m white and I do get offended – however, when it comes to race, I get offended in defense of white people in the wake of all this P.C. crap! If people really want to be equals then they’ll have to end all this offensive crap and affirmative action, etc. and just take what they can earn!
Why should I get the short end of the stick just because I’m white? That’s as wrong as someone getting the short end of the stick because they aren’t white!
I use “black” even though I’m white. “African-American” is just fine, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with “black,” IMO.
Though you better call Dead Prez “African,” because they a African, they know what’s happenin’, and they never were African-American.
Sorry if my use of incorrect GRAMMAR in representing the thoughts of an African-American rap group OFFENDED any of my white brethren.
sure…black never get offended. whatever.
mmmmm, Gay Porn.
I’m very White.
And actually, I feel like most white people have the jackass opinions of “Max” above, with no historical perspective or understanding of what it means to be “white” in our society.
Affirmative action is wrong because colored people are equal to us already, right Max? Give me a break.
It is also just a remarkable coincidence that being “offended” is a good way to not have to counter an argument.
Don’t like someone’s argument for dog leash laws?
I am offended that you think you know so much better than dog owners!
Voila! Who wants to be an offensive person? No one! If it is brought to your attention that your thinking is offensive, you can be grateful to now know!
Is outrage!
So white people..tell me about flyover states. (not sure what that means…my guess would be that Iowa, Minnasota, and the like would be included in that but I could be making up my own definition). And as one poster already pointed out referring to black people as African-Americans won’t necessarily get you a pass on the cultural sensitivity meter either. Many Black Americans are not African and not all Africans are Black. Plus there’s a general mistrust between real African African-Americans and American born Black people. Speaking of sensitivity would it be more politically correct to refer to white people as European Americans? I really want to know because I certainly don’t want to offend my pigmentally challenged brethren.
By that standard, Asian-Americans are not all Asian, as some are born in the US.
Can’t eat your cake and have it too.
Whites enjoy hurting other white through affirmative action, taxation that supports the insane welfare programs and gun control, to leave white defenseless against black criminals.
I am enjoying watching these PC whites get crushed by the real estate collapse. “Flyover country” won’t be hurt very badly, but the liberals on the coasts are ruined.
I can’t handle looking at a man’s ass from that angle.
Ew?
Does this mean Al Sharpton is white? He’s perpetually offended (though he’s a fraud, like Jesse Jackson).
Whites enjoy hurting other whites through affirmative action, taxation that supports the insane welfare programs and gun control, to leave white defenseless against black criminals.
I am enjoying watching these PC whites get crushed by the real estate collapse. “Flyover country” won’t be hurt very badly, but the liberals on the coasts are ruined.
(typo corrected)
“Womyn”…
Is that like “wyrmling”?
She’s referring to the violence of blacks.
I’d hate to know what the strings were. He says “apologies”, but I don’t know…
Hilarious post! I love this blog.
Stuff White People Like #102: Stuff White People Like.
Holy shit. What are you on, and why haven’t you shared?
I’m offended by your offense!
Your defense of government enforced discrimination shows how much you hate whites, even if you are white yourself.
“People” like you are our enemy.
That’s because it’s easy to do and oh-so-much fun!
Amen.
Pat, open mouth, insert foot.
Learn before you speak.
I’d like to know how many Africans would embrace the American blacks in their country.
I sent this post to a white girl I went out with for a time. I really liked her although I had my doubts about whether or not our senses of humor were compatible. This is her response.
“Dude. Personally, I don’t like reading things that state blatantly “white people” all over the place. It is not really funny to me. In fact, I stopped reading after the first sentence. Sorry.”
I wonder if she gets the “whiteness” of her response.
I will send her pictures of “white shark” “white rabbit” “white flight” “The White Stripes” throughout the day and see if she is equally offended by those.
I’m offended by those little bitches on “My Super Sweet Sixteen” on MTV, speaking of “white entitlement”. I love how children are entitled to Mommy’s and Daddy’s money through birthright. Even worse is the parent who allows the sixteen year-old to have a Jaguar AND a $100,000 party. My son is twenty and his mode of transportation is public because I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna buy him a car (and I can afford it!) Parents like the ones mentioned above are setting their children up for a drug addiction because the real world will be nothing like the world for which their parents have prepared them.
Why do you always post this? You’re a dumbass.
I’m truly offended by your inability to use a dictionary.
let it go.
Well, I’m not one of those “pc whites” and the housing slump is affecting me in a big way.
I’m almost offended by your post.
“White” isn’t a skin color. It’s a state of mind.
If there is one thing white people (and other minorities for that matter) need to get straight is that “black” is not a derogatory term for black people at all. In fact, black people call themselves black as a sense of pride so I encourage you to use it without fear.
If you want to be more” aware” then I encourage you to go to racialicious.com.
Thanks.
Is “genious” and “ingenious” like those words that sound like they should be opposites but they’re not – like “flammable” and “inflammable”?
I’m an African-American. I’m an American, but my ancestors came from Africa, about 700,000 years ago, by way of Italy, France, and Ireland. I’m offended when people call me “white”.
I always thought that sense of righteous indignation you got from being offended on someone else’s behalf was a source of green energy. And of course it’s renewable.
Man I need someone to paint my living room – I hope some body offends me soon!
I can hear “Inagaddadavida” playing in the background.
Did you know there’s an incorrect way to spell that song? Who knew?!
This could also come in the form of excuses not to tip restaurant waitstaff; ex. “I asked for no ice in my water! I’ll have your job for this!”
I’m not sure which is funnier – him not getting the joke, or you responding so negatively and obviously not getting the joke yourself.
I’m drowning in layers of meta.
Like American expats living in Africa.
You could spell it “Green Bay Packer” and probably that would be wrong…
Please refer to #99 Grammar.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
When I worked at the State Legislature, there was a poster on the wall of one of the member’s offices. It said (and I’m paraphrasing, as it’s been awhile)
“RETARD. Words can hurt. Don’t call me a retard. Some words hurt more than others.”
Every time I saw it I started laughing so hard tears would come to my eyes.
Some levels of political correctness, even white people aren’t ready for.
It takes a lot to offend me, except for when people stare at my adult son who is severely developmentally delayed, apraxic and epileptic. I tell people, “If you have something to say, say it. I’ll have more respect for you than if you stare and say nothing.” Nine times out of ten, they turn away and that’s it. There are those (very few) who are actually trying to determine what may be wrong with him and I understand that. Those are the people who ask me (or him) if they can help, or they will strike up a conversation with me and segue into questions about his disabilities. I don’t mind. I’m very open and honest about him. But for fuck’s sake, STOP STARING unless you want my foot up your ass!
Other than that, I’m rarely offended.
Hakuna matata!
White people can’t read it. They get the Spark Notes. And then repeat memorized phrases that are completely unintelligible to everyone (including the white person in question) and then look at you meaningfully, daring you to admit you didn’t understand.
Oh. But um…don’t tell ’em I was the one that told you.
“I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member”
My ex believed that the way you became a good person was by suffering. I suggested to him that in that paradigm, the people of Bangladesh must be saints. What with the starving and such.
“You think I’ve never starved?”
“I think you’ve chosen not to eat. It’s not really the same thing.”
you can only be as offended as you let yourself be…
My point is the way people like to make up words and then get pissed off if you misspell it. I actually looked it up on Google to make sure I spelled it correctly because I didn’t want a 60 year-old hippie breaking a hip trying to get at me.
I hate the US government.
I love Groucho.
He never offended me.
You are a wise woman. I’m making the right decision changing my name to Allison.
Seriously. I have the papers ready to file with the courts. I chose Allison…and rightly so.
I’m going to answer sincerely and hope I don’t get garrotted for breaking the joke…
a) this is not really about “White” people but Upper Middle Class White people. Poor whites can’t afford the $6000 bicycles and probably wouldn’t choose to buy them if they could.
b) The interior states of the US (those without an ocean coast) are a lot less cosmopolitan (I’m generalizing) and their cities are smaller. Their politics tend to be more conservative, they are more likely to be church going, and aren’t likely to fit into most of the SWPL jokes.
c) Rather than think about the fact that Americans (and white people) come in larger varieties than what you’d find in New York, Seattle, LA, or San Francisco, they choose not to step foot in those states and instead take direct flights from their coast city on one side of the country to the coast city of destination on the other side.
For a good illustration, check out the 2004 election results map: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/
When I linked the bicycles post to my super randoneuring bicycle nut boyfriend, he got all sour faced and told me, “At least I’m not putting CO2 in the air.”
I think we just call those people “people”….
But I kind of do that with everyone…
Don’t be offended, Steve. That’s gay!
http://www.thechrisivesexperience.com
Not this liberal, I snatch up those foreclosed homes for pennies on the dollar and sell them for just a little more. I’m making cash, not a lot, but enough to keep the power on and the jacuzzi hot and bubbly! Is it wrong to make a living off the desperate? Maybe, but, who cares? They’re stupid for getting themselves into ARM’s and the people who end up buying these places are smart for watching for a great price on a house they really like at a time when houses are as cheap as ever and interest rates are super low. Hah! Take offense to that. Maybe I’m not a liberal after all. Maybe, oh my God, I’m a Libertarian! Wow, I’m glad I figured that one out. For a second, visions of voting for a democrat danced around in my head. Whew!
Sweet Sixteen Excesses: Offensive.
$100K vehicles for dangerous teen drivers: Offensive.
Parenting without child’s accountability: Offensive.
I’m with you CT’87 on all the above, but regardless of the excesses of parenting, the children are entitled to their parents’ money because the parents decide to give it to them. Who else should be entitled to the money? The neighbors, the state?
What should a person say?
If I stare, it’s because I’m curious. I don’t think that’s a horrible thing – I think that’s human nature. More basic than that, it’s primate nature.
Maybe you should cut people some slack.
I believe the correct term is “white guilt”
I was trying (perhaps unsuccessfully) to be absurd and funny.
Go for it.
Then people will sing Elvis Costello song at you, too, and you will know my pain.
noble- ignoble
regardless- irregardless
Jut kidding. I know irregardless isn’t a real word because I’m white, and I love grammar!
Being white is offensive.
“Asian-American” is sufficiently inclusive to describe people who have Asian features and appearances, whereas “African-American” excludes people with black skin who don’t have ancestry in Africa.
Although, watching one get all ticked off about nothing can be very entertaining. I was in line at a supermarket and some short, old dude who looked like he weighed about 90 pounds got all pissed because the checker wouldn’t accept his double coupon from another store. So, this guy, who, appears to expect people to do as he says, starts cussing and getting all red faced and looking like he was about to start frothing at the mouth (I was poised with my trusty cell phone video cam to capture it if he did). I started to chuckle, and he looked back at me like some demon psycho and I just kind of shrugged my shoulders and he turned back to the checker. Of course, the manager was called; of course the Lunatic got his extra 50 cents off whatever it was he was trying to use the coupon on (the man bought like $300 worth of groceries). It was funny and terrifying at the same time. It also sucked a little too: while this freak was making all this drama, the rest of us had to stand there waiting with our stuff.
I find it offensive that you’d play the Race Card in this situation!
No, the parents are entitled to their money. Wanna give it to your kid? Twenty-one seems like a reasonable age. And only after a college degree.
straight comedy!
The Tipping Point, for me, in this whole PC ‘I say offensive–You say fuck off & die!’ caterwaul came when I serenely corrected my ignorant Bitch of an acquaintance on calling Midgets, Dwarfs.
I said there, MIDGETS
He said their, Dwarfs!
Some other motherfucking Buttinsky sidles up & says they be LITTLE PEOPLE!
Who in there write mind would noingly wanna be called a LITTLE PEOPLE when your an adult Midget???
Pleeze!
I resigned my whiteness than & their. I must say I am not as tents about grammer so much now neither….
Peice out!
And I do know it’s every parent’s prerogative to do as s/he wishes with her/his money. HOWEVER when one is putting the general public in danger by letting loose a barely-trained child behind the wheel of a 12 cylinder car, that’s irresponsible, validating my previous statement.
Hell no, the state shouldn’t get it. They get enough and don’t use it for what it was intended half the time, anyway.
That makes no sense. I mean, you’re right, but it makes no sense.
Sorry, went right over my head.
I love that song. I love Elvis Costello.
What I hate is when people say “Surely, you can’t be serious! Yes, I am, and stop calling me Shirley”. And then they say, “I’ll bet you’ve never heard that one before!” like it’s somehow justifying that retarded line.
I’ll take Allison any day.
Holla!
Allison, some people who post here have no clue this is satire and tongue-in-cheek.
It’s best to back out of the room slowly and neither engage nor make eye contact.
Great post. Funny stuff! However….
Being offended is not unique, or even particularly common to any social group; whether ethnic, economic, or both. It’s cultural, and I mean on a broad scale.
It’s common amongst just about everyone who wants attention or has strong views on something.
http://www.askaskerson.com
Dude, i think you might be on to something there.
Hi-Phi!!!
I’m sorry, I should have clarified. I don’t mind “regular” staring. I’m referring to the ones who STARE. I mean just rudely staring. Sometimes they whisper to one another, sometimes they giggle. That’s when I speak to them.
Again, my fault, I didn’t present all the facts.
Ummm, well, I hate to break it to you, but, yeah, it really is a skin color. If you don’t to think so, send a black man who thinks he’s white to a clan rally. I think he’ll come back to reality real quick. This doesn’t mean there aren’t a lot of black people of privilege who think they are as good as. But, when the right situation comes around, let them see how white they really are, and how closely their white skinned friends hold them in times of trouble–or opportunity. Do you think they’d be offended?
OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!
Peeing on me was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.
This is sure to offend white people. Not to mention will it offend all fans of American Idol and, specifically, David Archuleta.
Did you know the term “Black” should be capitalized when using it to describe the former way people referred to African-Americans?
LOLOL I’m serious. For the record, I still call them Black. I’m Canadian, and African-American doesn’t usually apply, as most Blacks around here are Jamaican-Canadian. 🙂
Woops color scheme hides the point of my message. Link to the offending site
Complete agreement here!
you all watched my wife to get all these, didn’t you?Now ‘fess up!
this is the funniest stuff I’ve seen in years
and I am highly offended!
Not to mention Dominican-Amerians, Haitian-Americans, and the craziest of all, British-Americans (that are black). They all get the African-American sticker until a white person is enlightened by a more cultured, lvl 34 white person and made to look stupid for referring to them as such.
Also does this mean that I can capitalize White when I refer to myself
So…. this post is just hilarious. I’m crackin’ up inmy seat at work cuz being the only black person or should I say Jamerican (Jamaican-American) everyone gets really sensitive around me. They mentioned how many friends they have that are black, or how many black movies they have seen. They get so nice that dam it i feel offended. Dont give me preferential treatment because i work with you (I only need it to get the job), dont treat me differently or else dam it, I’m going to be offended. I wonder what it may be like if i offend them by saying I dont watch white people shows or something of the sort?
Will the English get offended if I tell them they get offended easily? You haven’t lived until you open the newspaper at Letters, and read a Dresden-style carpet-bombing by “Disgruntled of Tunbridge Wells”.
This shoudn’t suprise anyone… when you take offense on another’s supposed behalf, you get to indulge in delightful fellings of resentment while remaining smugly self-righteous, but without the risk of being subjected to any personal denigration or injury.
it’s a win-win-win!
I’m offended…
theres this white lady here at work that talks normally to the white people and what i can imagine she thinks is “black” to me all the time. i know if someone said something racist around her, in those hushed-up and whispered tones, she would be offended. i enjoy knowing that. but not as much as i enjoy watching white people get offended and launch at each others throats about if white is a state of mind or a skin color. i love you all. even the racist people.
Keep the freak show at home, AND YOU WON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM! Jeeze.
“At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”
Why didn’t someone tell me this about White People years ago? This tidbit of information would have made my life a lot easier! 🙂
TBF, your blog is the shiznit.
Preach on, brother. Prices go up, prices go down, as do interest rates. If someone can’t understand that, they should get used to disappointment.
It’s strange. I’ve more than once been accused of being a social Darwinist, which I assume is a bad thing judging by their tone, by the kind of people who have Darwin fish on their cars.
Trying to follow the mental gymnastics involved only results in a migraine.
too funny.
this is good stuff:
“They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples.”
and the funny thing is that we are most offended by other white people.
Confuse her further and give yourself endless amusement: when she talks down to you, say “I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that dialect. what locale do you come from?”. Aside from the entertaining show of hemming, hawing and throat-clearing you will be treated to, you might just persuade her to help you paint your house or some other favor…
Best Post Ever.
one time i actually answered her with a “fuh’sho.” (which is like saying, ‘Absolutely’ or ‘Correct’) and she giggled ridiculously and ran into a wall as she tried to walk back to her cubicle. it was more awkward than funny. i decided i wouldn’t condone that behavior any longer, as she might get hurt.
we can tell.
Wow, ancestry.com really digs deep. Going back 700,000 years is going way back. I think my ancestors came from Pennsylvania by way of Brooklyn, by way of Ireland. This whole Africa thing blows me away. Do you mean to say you actually come from Africa? I don’t think I have ever heard such a thing. Is this to say all humanity (as we know each other to be) originated in Africa? Wow, that’s new. Gee, I think I’ll have to check that out. Maybe we are all black. Maybe us light skinned negroes really just hate ourselves. This is why there are so many of us trying to get a tan. Now it all makes sense.
Wait.
Does this mean I have to stop liking grilled cheese sandwiches? Because that would be offensive.
I am so white.
People and rugs are oriental…..
White people love water sports….
Reminds me of an old Monty Python’s Flying Circus episode where the man’s name is *spelled* “Raymond Luxury-Yacht” but pronounced “throat warbler mangrove.” So trust your leap to absurdity was not lost. 🙂
And oh yeah, READING for me would be wise before POSTING again. LOL.
Thanks!
Well, Ms. Bootie, sometimes when we’ve offended–or think we’ve offended–someone, we go home and get really wasted and listen to some Jimi instead of painting someone’s house. It’s just as cathartic and a lot less work and mess. Sorry. Damn. I think I’ve offended you. Now I have stop by the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Cuervo and some limes, cigarettes, Munchos, an 18 pack of Bud Light, a porno mag, some milk, maybe pick up a video. This is going to be a long night. I feel so bad.
Hey Dude, Can you come up with a different phrase ? something like…”hey evevrybody, i’m an idiot”
try forclosure auctions.
People who are easily offended, offend me.
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
true, true. It’s a sham that goes way back. But what about the ones who think all will come their way if Obama gets elected. Any dumbass knows what the eventual outcome will, be.
You must know more jews than I do.
HA! You need your own blog my (white?) friend.
Shouldn’t you be with the others eating bean sprouts, and hugging trees out west somewhere ?
Spot on. In every class I took at university, there was at least one hyper-sensitive white person ready to bite the head off of anyone who offended their delicate sensibilities. It’s like being offended sustains them
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I am so sorry to have to go back to work and stop reading these comments.
Let me understand this: gas rape? Bottle water screw? What kind of kinky shit are you into man? I don’t think I want to watch that kind of porn. Peanut butter pillage and watermelon rampage are more my speed. Watermelon goes for a long, long, long time. 😉
Okay this article is fabulous as usual, but wrong about one thing–even white people are absolutely clueless about gender discrimination. Even though they are completely unconscious or ignorant of how they do so, it is still okay to hate women, even in whitepeople culture.
Ummm, who the Hell is Dr. Dray?
Every human being on the planet came from Africa, hence the term “Cradle of Life”.
You’re trying to offend me, aren’t you?
Sorry, but pathetic sociopaths with tiny penises and no friends don’t offend me. I pity them/you.
Das Right!
Of course White People love to be offended. Being offended by something = being better than you. Just like accusing the wrong kind of white person of racism is really just another way of saying “I’m not racist!”
Homey says das right dawg.
Ummmm, that’s because the folks at the klan rally aren’t White People. Get with it.
While enjoying a drink with his mate one night,ryan decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar.She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise asks him to accompany him home.They spend the night hard at it.Finally they finish;Ryan rolls off,pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter.
He asks his new love if she has a light.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer”,she replies.
Opening the drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man.Naturally he begins to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he enquires nervously.
“No,silly” she replies.
“Your boyfriend then?”
“No”,she replirs,snuggling up to him.
“Who is he then?”
“Thats me,before the operation!”
shup up and iron my shirt!
’bout the same as calling something/someone “gay.” Aside: I bet you’d have fun calling someone a “tard” in that person’s presence.
i’m at U W in graduate education and their is this Latino SuperHomeo quees who is offended by EVERYTHING!!!!
he’s from UCLA – you know who you are!!!
White folk who move to those so-called “rougher” neighborhoods have obviously never walked around any true shit hole. I’m referring to places I’ve been where people didn’t just look at me like I was out of place, but straight up asked me: “What the fuck you doin here?” Places where a middle school is right across the street from a juvenile detention center and elementary schools whose oldest child is like maybe 10 being protected by security guards and CCTV at the entrance, which is locked tight during school hours and the staff has to move their cars off the street into a locked area after 4pm to avoid having them stolen. My work, for a while, took me to some really nasty, scary places; I was always glad to head home for the day. Forget being offended, I was worried about being shot or robbed or both. Police in these areas are an occupying force and I was told by many people never to work too late, it’s just not safe. So I have no clue what these other white folk think they’ll gain, but let them go where they fear for their life and let’s see how long they’ll stay. I live in the suburbs, straight up. It’s peaceful, quiet, and the streets are wide–and there are no gun shots.
“womyn” always seemed like just the most stupid thing. If one is all into female power, why not change it to “myn” and keep “woman”? “Womyn” is ridiculously deferential.
making jokes about being offended by others’ offense is so white
This could also come in the form of excuses not to tip restaurant waitstaff; ex. “I asked for no ice in my water! I’ll have your job for this!”
The Race Card is the Ho of Spades!
poor white people dont bike – poor mexicans do!
I’m offended by your picture – ugh
white people are better
Camel Toes you are my new hero. ( I am totally sneaking peeks at the rest of the comments while I am supposed to be “working”. Nothing like stickin’ it to the MAN!)
NICELY DONE!
I guess there are degrees of “rougher.” Childless WP like to live in places that offer variety (call it diversity, if you will). Non-chain restaurants, ethnic cuisine in neighborhoods of the same ethnicity, cheap bars, ground level arts & theater. Those are amenities that can be accessible for low dollar figure & therefore can be in proximity to poorer communities. No one really wants to be at physical risk. But, when people are victims of a crime, or near victims, they’re going to talk about it. People talk about emotional events in their lives. So, if one is looking for a reason to bash someone, one can twist that into saying that said person is “bragging” about the roughness of their neighborhood.
On the contrary, folks that start out with a hard lot in life vaule comfort & security above all else. If you live your childhood in physical danger, you don’t give a d@mn about putting yourself at risk in order to be closer to something. It’s like, “f#ck that, if I want to go there, I’ll *drive*, then get the f#ck out of there.”
And, yes, I’ve lived in a neighborhood where we didn’t go out after dusk. And where, the one time I did go to a restaurant in the late afternoon, the waiter (who I often played basketball with during the day) said: “what are you doing still here, homey (it was 1984)” As in, “you’ll be gettin’ there hell out of here real soon, if you know what’s good for you.”
This is the absolute truth. Nothing makes me angrier than having done something which, to me, is nothing, but still having to apologize due to its supposed offensive nature to someone else. I do it once in a while; inside, while I am outwardly apologizing, I am saying “What an idiot, what I did had nothing whatsoever to do with race (or gender or whatever protected membership we’re talking about). Can’t I even do my shopping without scrutinizing my every move?” It’s definitely indignation.
Right on. She’s fuggly.
Anything said about disabled people. Usually white people have a disabled cousin. “His disability isn’t holding him back though, he’s like any normal kid and still smiles and plays sports”… etc
Colored people? 😦
I know the feeling……they actively try to make you feel uncomfortable so you’ll eventually quit and everyone gets what they want
Is is!
For the record they aren’t disabled at all. They are differently abled…Get it straight!!!
Libertarians are the only moral people.
Don’t initiate force or fraud and mind your own business.
Yeah, but are they coming for my Velveeta on white? That’s all I need to know. Because, if they are, they’re in for a real bad day.
*Proper* White People don’t get offended. That shit is for square glass wearing nine inch bicep vegetardian screamingly effeminate inner city metrosexuals.
The proper term is “insulted”. Much more stoic, robust. When you hear a white person expressing offense, in any context, you know you are dealing with TWKOWP.
Actually, considering the tsunami of whinging I hear daily from visible minorities, you’re totally off by laying this trip on the white man. White males anyway.
First of all, I only have one penis. Does everyone else have more than one? That’s weird. Secondly, I do too have friends, they talk to me all the time. Sometimes I have to play music real loud and take heavy narcotics to keep them quiet. But, they’re still my friends.
Wait, should I have been offended? I’m sorry, I am deeply offended and am seething with terrible anger inside.
Now I’m going to have a beer and watch the Simpsons.
Toodles.
PS: Are there brilliant, well loved sociopaths? Just wondering.
80% of my liberal arts course college professors were of this ilk. Funny how such educated people were so offended when I disagreed with them using logic. They just wanted to promote their agenda and to hell with any facts.
But they hated me first!
Whites also enjoy sending white jobs overseas and leaving their fellow whites believing that blacks, welfare, etc., is what’s responsible for white problems.
dude, there is a big difference between buying your kid a car and spoiling them. im pretty sure a honda wouldn’t lead to drug addiction, give the kid a break. this is america, a guy has gotta have his wheels.
This is such crap!! Despite my nickname and my blog name, I am never offended and I am very, very white.
OK, sometimes I am offended.
Alright, quite often.
What was the topic again? 🙂
Personally, I prefer being offensive.
Or just go with your white “friends” to a restaurant, and see how quickly they choose seats NOT next to you!
it would, but white people arent offended by being white.
arent offended to be called white.
If White People believe for one nano-second they have anything to be offended about then WTF?
http://www.survival-international.com
Stuff White People Like #103: Recursion
If you find yourself laughing at the absurdity of this Race Card Theater (that’s what this comment thread really is, good bad AND ugly) — then check out uncyclopedia.org. Their entries on Oprah Winfrey and Tom Cruise alone are worth bookmarking.
Unless of course, you would be offended by such zaniness. Then you definitely need to go. Lord knows we need more people to get over their sensitivities so we can be the one people we really are.
So white, so very white. So not ashamed either; bring on the crackerisms!
🙂
Haha. I love this, because it is so true.
Hey, I found this hilarious site…it is awesome, trust me.
http://www.mikesthinktank.com/2008/05/7-year-old-hoodrat_20.html
Hillary Clinton says that Barack Obama is a doppelganger for Steve Urkel. I disagree. I think he looks like Frankenstein. Is that offensive? My white wife says it is, whereas my Inuit-American wife says it isn’t, but then again my Masai-American wife says it is. Wait, is polygamy offensive? Ironically, my wives agree that it is. Good thing I paid their fathers enough goat skins and hollowed out gourds that they wouldn’t take them back! Wait, is that offensive? My radar is way off. Wait, am I white? Decide for yourself at wordgnome.com.
http://www.wordgnome.com/2008/05/doppelganger.html
I heart Christian Lander!
Well said. The White CEO’s make millions by paying substandard wages to Third Worlders while our economy at here at home spirals further into recession.
Pretty true. I enjoy being offended at something for being racist, homophobic or sexist.
As you might have guessed, I’m white.
I have a friend from South Africa (he is now an American citizen and married to an American), who is white and whose grandfather was Chinese. Does that makes him an African-Asian-American? Seems rather cumbersome for general conversation.
But getting involved in sooooooo important to a white person! Civic virtue is its own reward!
Christian, your second paragraph speaks to a truly curious, exclusively-white phenomenon – here’s white comedian Louis C.K.’s take on the matter:
If this site were Amazon.com, that clip would pop up as something those who enjoyed this entry might enjoy
A big bonus to being offended is how it provides a nice “out” for some situations from which a white person wishes to extricate him- or herself. The classic example of this is a white person who refuses to get married until all homosexuals are afforded the same right. That way, said wp gets to demonstrate the depth of his/her outrage and gets to avoid marrying someone who hasn’t read enough Foucault.
Funny at how PC inside-outside-inside logic works!
yeah, apparently I didn’t even get the memo that ‘black’ was at some point not okay for white people to say..but I seem to miss a lot of memos.
I swear that my mom, who is racist in only that sort of fearful, competitive way that European immigrants are (and not in the deeply hateful kind of way), called black people ‘Negroes’ with a straight face up until the mid-90s, just because she didn’t know any better. It was almost kind of quaint.
Why would we want to marry someone who hasn’t read enough Foucault?? See SWPL about poorly read partners!! Henry Rollins’d!
And a woman. Only white gays and white women get offended.
Marxist who died of AIDS and was the literary equivalent of Oakland – no there there. Definitely TWKOWP; I’ll bet Foucault got offended a lot.
uhh…..burglarized?
..burgled?
I get offended by weak bloggers who drop entire topics when they get in over their head.
I had to think about it for awhile, but this post offended me. I wish you would come help me paint my house now. Or wait. Maybe I’m supposed to paint yours…
Super not racist!
You rule!
http://athenasmom.wordpress.com/
Tell me, why is it considered substandard for Third Worlders to earn “substandard” wages? Why are you holding them to the US/EU standard of wages? These people are WILLING to work for these wages, and with these wages allow them to support their families. Leave it to white people to think that they know what is best for poor people.
I think that might be stuff old people like.
Actually, affirmative action (at least in Michigan, before it was outlawed by white women) gives the highest advantage to rural white women. As a rural white woman who isn’t spoiled by daddy and could certainly use the advantage, I say let affirmative action live!
you are soooooo white. LAWL!!
Yeah, a lot of my white friends get extremely uptight whenever I talk about race in any way, the most innocent of jokes will set off stares, uncomfortable awkwardness, and an urge to call the ADL.
http://theangrydesi.blogspot.com/
And this blog rocks (SWPL)
Jones, when you get offended, I get offended.
“The best offense is a good defense” Jack Dempsey
o please, libertarians are awful, they only accept social issues because they have a gay son and a slutty ass daughter who has had 4 abortions……..otherwise they are just another terrible republican……
Those parents need to be shot, those children are too ugly to be so self centered and vain, im self centered and vain, but im actually very good looking and have a great body. Half of those little slutty girls on that show are over weight, i have an idea, instead of giving your daughter a party with a candy bar, and a 4 foot tall cake, you take them to get a colonic and set them on a strict diet of carrots, because a party comes and goes, but being thin usually stays with a good diet.
I know, everyone is thinking Obama is the messiah or somthing, are you kidding me? do you really think he is going to be able to solve this? I cant wait until 2013 when everyone realizes he couldnt do what he promised.
Remember, the anti-christ is a false messiah, o there i go referencing things again……silly white me
Dave Chappelle really is genius, funny how you quoted a skit of his! tobad he went all crazy and couldnt take the pressure, where is he now? thats what i thought, he just wasnt white enough, almost, but not quite.
jews like ice, its more water for the money. Although, if those damn waiters did there damn job, in a shitty economy that another person who would be happy as hell to have that job and not fuck it up, and remembered the proper order, then they wouldnt have to be threatened.
OMG dont even start Heart of Darkness, that shit will go on for days and days if white people get a wiff of it. sssshhhh we wust be wary wary quit, when talking about stuff whites like……
That would be scary if not for the fact that you cannot prove there *is* an anti-christ.
Yeah, but watermelon sodomy is much more fun…and juicier!
I think that’s the guy that was on MTV with Ed Lover.
You can always count on gubnent cheese!
Technically calling someone who is black and born in America, an African America is incorrect. They are American, and almost all the black people in America have never even been to Africa. You dont call white people European-American do you?
Calling Black people “Black” has actually been used for thousands of years, dating back to the ancient Egyptians, who were the first people to designate race and geographical location. They referred to themselves as “Red” people, from egypt, because there skin tone was a darkish pink to red, the people from the north, europeans were “White” because they looked white, even though only a few white people are actually very pale, the people south of Egypt were “Black” because they were dark, even though a small portion were actually very dark, they referred to people from east Asia as “Yellow” even thou only a small portion were actually yellow. So, when they were describing someone from that part of the world, say eastern asia, europe, egypt, or mid to southern africa, they would just say their color, and people would know who they were referring to.
To go even deeper into the subject, there is actually only one race, and thats the human race. People with different pigmentation are that way due to evolution from the environment. More sun, darker skin, less sun, lighter skin, etc. While black people can get sun burnt, its not nearly as common as white people getting sun burnt, because black people are lucky enough to have a built in sunscreen.
Next time your husband says “black people”, he is not using it in a derogatory way (unless he has anger in his voice) because its perfectly exceptable, and has been used for thousands of years, just like “white people”.
Im to white to function…………………………………………………….
acceptable**
First of all, I was referring to anyone like you, thus facilitating the idea of more than one penis. Although I did watch a porn once that had a guy in it who had two wieners. That was exhilirating!
Second, your friends are caused by your reaction to narcotics. According to DSM IV, it’s called “hallucination”.
Third, that you are watching “The Simpsons”and not “Family Guy” is unconscionable.
And D), I almost said W was a brilliant, well-loved sociopath except for the brilliant and well-loved part of it. *shrug*
I actually grown my own been sprout in a large plastic drink server. Its very easy, all you need is a cup full of seeds then put them them in water for 12 hours, then they drink up a bunch of water, then rinse them and put them back into the container, and wait 24 hours then just rinse them with water and put them back, and for about a week you every day you just rinse them with water and put them back in the dry container, in a darkish place, and in about a week you have tons of yummy bean sprouts! isnt that great!?!?!?
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other, milk.”
I don’t think Whites get offended that easily. Considering how much ridicule and under-the-radar is directed at Whites by the “mitch mutchnick” -pricks of the world, I’s say Whites are the LEAST easy to offend.
You are *so* getting a free book.
Where do your white people live?
I think that there needs to be a companion blog to this one called “Southerners: The Other White People”. The locals down here are offended by people of other races, not on behalf of people of other races. They have made an art out of sneaking racist comments into otherwise regular conversations (“Yeah, it’s really hard to find contractors to hire to fix up our house since Hurricane Katrina. I told my husband that if some little Mexican guy can attach new siding, then surely he can too.” -my neighbor).
Louis CK sucks a huge turd. WTF is with the CK thing? I won’t buy any of his shit because of his name. It just…ANGERS me.
Ron Paul has delivered 4,000 infants into this world as an M.D. He served the USA for 5 years in the military during Vietnam as a flight surgeon. He’s been married for almost 50 years
He’s the only honest American pol there is.
PS Ron Paul, as an ob/gyn, views abortion for what it really is.
He is the ONLY true Republican left, and true conservatives, that seek to “conserve” that which is good, are not always in conflict with democrats.
What? Mexicans ARE little. What’s wrong with that quote?
HelloKitty: they outsource jobs to non-Whites for low wages, and they insource jobs to illegal non-Whites for low wages.
Go Figure.
The liberals that call the GOP “racist” are clueless at how anti-White the GOP really is. The GOP won’ even secure the US border.
Why do liberals hate GWB??????? He does more for them than he does conservatives.
I agree so much clander! So many white mortals were offended by the fact that I said I hate dead soldiers on Memorial Day. Lighten up losers!
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/24-dead-soldiers/
and oh yes…
I HATE YOU TUCC!!! 😡
It shouldn’t happen.
In White societies it doesn’t happen.
You are basically saying Whites should accept “diversity” and the cess-pool Third World values and culture that inevitably come with it.
No way.
Everyone knows that the thief was a non-White. Why liberals prefer to live in non-White, regressive and backwards culture is beyond me.
Some of these liberals actually think Third World -BS is “culture”. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be talking about NJ jewish brats, and their parents, right?
I would have imagined that if anything were to anger you about his name it would have been that he goes by “Louie C.K.” even though his first name is written Louis
Obama voters are mostly illiterate when it comes to the economy and discussion of fiscal budgets.
Obama cannot afford all the crap his non-White freeloaders think they will be getting.
“White” isn’t a skin color. It’s a state of mind.
FALSE.
You are either entirely 100% of European, non-semitic descent, or you are incapable of having White offspring.
Sorry, but facts are facts.
It takes a White male, and a White female, and ONLY that combination to produce White kids.
If your White husband married a negro, and produced mulatto offspring, then he forfeited his White credentials long ago.
He is no longer relevant to a discussion on a White blog.
Haha, the comments in here are as good as the article.
Jamaicans, Haitians, American negroes, West Africans, Somalis, etc. maybe different, have different cultures, and are unable to communicate in the same language – yet they are all UNMISTAKABLY Black. They can never be white no matter what they do or say or act like.
Well, we should go back to using “Negro” for all of them. There’s no ambiguity there.
technically, he’s a “mongrel” as per Webster.
Keep this in mind, douche-bag White idiots that want to marry “asians”. Your offspring won’t know what the hell they are, and they WON’T be considered White.
Only a selfish person would produce this situation for their first-born son.
there is nothing in this world more kosher than the pornography business. 😦
The “Humanities” in America are a joke. Literally.
The faculty is made up primarily of feminists, homos, jews, and “post-colonialists” (code for angry nonwhite), and all they can do is pretend that Western Civilization wasn’t created and sustained by White, Christian, heterosexual family men.
It’s comical, how hateful these people can be towards the source of their discipline.
good post.
But many of these dumb white singles actually think their neighborhoods (with taco stands, divebars, etc.) REPRESENT culture! LOL!!!
Many of their neighbors may very well be illiterate in Spanish! Don’t try to tell these high SAT brats this though.
Idiots.
It is a KNOWN FACT, that more culture and cultural institutions exist in White neighborhoods and suburbs.
When have the Mexicans ever built a cathedral, a hospital, or a University. Hell, the European Catholics did more in 35 years in the early 20th Century than the mexicans have ever done, or will ever do.
Groucho was an anti-WASP jew. Are you kidding?
Ever see “night at the opera”? Back then jews hated opera, t today they think they are classy enough to be included.
What a joke. Anyone who cannot see that Marx Bros. movies were anti-White is a weak-instinct White person.
Q: Why are there never Blacks at the final table in TexasHold’em poker?
A: They have lower IQs. Pure and simple.
I know this will offend some, but poker is a true test where affirm action is not allowed.
good post.
Whites are the only people alive that let their own offspring get hurt and discriminated against.
Jews dont put up with it.
IF you are White, listen and get with the program:
“Diversity” mean “less Whites”, but NEVER, EVER less Jews or Asians.
Go Mark. Max is right.
It is the “anti-racists” that are on campus always making a fuss, yet they never address “quotas”
“anti-racists” and those that allow them to exist are pathetic and they are most dishonest and disgraceful people alive.
The next time you read something about “anti-racists”, simply replace the term with “anti-White racists” and it will make immediate sense.
I think Costello and Bono too, are crypto-jews. anyone else?
Just like Robin Williams, Adam Hewson’s ashkenazi wolfish features come out with age.
nice propaganda!! Good BS. Too bad nobody believes it.
“FLY OVER STATES” is a dead term. It was probably most used in the early to mid 1990 by jews that always seek to discredit places where their power is limited.
Nothing makes the NY, LA and Miami jew more nervous than the Texas billionaire. Therefore the jew and the weasel jew media will seek to malign all other places.
Clander doesn’t seem to understand this yet, but he’s in LA not meeting “Whites” but LA jews and their followers. I hope he gets this someday.
This is similar to the reputations of universities. If a jew likes it it’s good: U of M, whereas if it’s not “jew” (yet just as good), it’s callled “flyover” or not ever acknowledged. (i.e Illinois, Wisconsin vs. “Michigan”)
Anyway, any “White” that buys into the hebrew mentality of “bi-coastalism” or putting down White states, or uses the jewish hate term of “flyover” is a pathetic excuse for a White person.
Who cares what people call the black race? We all still know who they are, and that they are different from whites.
celebrating diversity means we acknowledge the uniqueness of the black. We are not all the same, and anyone foolish to think that is an idiot, as well as someone who denies our great diversity.
This whole idea of some 21st century idiot “knowing more” about blacks than their grandparents is LAUGHABLE.
In fact, the opposite is more true. The grandparents based their views on REALITY, not false images from 21st century 365/24/7-media and TV.
Idiot.
In those 700,000 years human evolved differently. It is ridiculous to think that all humans today are the same.
It’s not true
Hey, celebrate diversity!!!!!!!!!!! That means the uniqueness of Whites!!!!!!!!!!!!
excellent post. You may find this interesting, PCK:
http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/defund_the_humanities/
Defund the Humanities
whoever uses the term “racist” is the true racist.
This should be obvious to any White person who witnesses the Hispanic support illegality by calling their opponents “racist”.
It is obvious to anyone that they support the illegals for their own racist reasons and nothing else.
I agree. Whites are the least likely race to get offended.
Go Whitey. Good post.
Israel: A History of Hate Crimes
Israel provided a textbook example of a “hate crime” when Orthodox Jews gathered and publicly burned hundreds of New Testament Bibles last week. The Anti-Defamation League of B’nai B’rith, architect of hate crimes laws worldwide, says a hate crime occurrs whenever violation of the law is motivated by bias against an identifiable protected group of people (like Jews, Muslims, or homosexuals). It also says it is a hate crime to desecrate or destroy the sacred books of another religion.
The deputy mayor of Or Jehuda, in southern Israel, was obviously motivated by bias against Christianity and its sacred book, the New Testament. Because of his bias, he incited dozens of Jewish religious students to burn the Christian scriptures. According to ADL criteria, this was a hate crime.
ADL—Israel’s public relations rep to the world—holds up the Jewish state as a model of judicial fairness and perspective. If ADL were consistent, it would require from Israel the same responsibility to pursue hate crime indictments as elsewhere. It would pressure the government of Israel to indict the deputy mayor and all who participated. Yet ADL, in its recent press statement, doesn’t hint that Bible burning in Israel is a hate crime.
They are celebrating diversity by acknowledging that it exists.
What’s the problem?
If they didn’t acknowledge the black or the mexican, people would still complain.
Southern Whites know more about race than other whites, esp. liberal Northern White suburbanites, therefore whites should study and learn from the southern white.
Southern whites understand the Negro, and since the 196 Civil Rights Act, the Negro illegitimacy rate has reached 70% today. It was 20% before.
The Southern White has years of knowledge and EXPERIENCE that the anti-White racist liberals do not have.
Damn, I love this site. I laugh every time I get your updates. I agree with some of your thoughts. They do get offended at things that aren’t directed to white people at all.
Well, I gotta say that was an interesting point, but I totally disagree. In fact, the message is kind of problematic because it reinforces xenophobic ideals. I just used a big word, and I’m a minority so does that mean I’m trying to act white? Yes I do agree that white people are born with certain privileges. White people are the dominant race in this world, majority of CEO’s are white, at times they walk into a store without the fear of being followed, but there are certain disadvantages as well. White people are scapegoats for tyranny that they have caused against minorities or the underserved, white people are stereotypically seen as racist, ignorant, and silver spooned. For one I believe that is problematic, just as all stereotypes and prejudice beliefs are problematic because it creates a distortion of reality. Not all white people are rich, not all white people are smart when It boils down they all have their own individual characteristic. I will admit that they are endowed with certain privileges, just as we all are to some extent. I will admit that majority of white people are in the upper class category, which grants them better access to education and resources and at time they are oblivious to certain things. But I will end this by saying that white people will still get offended just as if anyone who used any racial epithets to attack blacks, yellows, or browns. In the end it doesn’t matter if white people has a higher tolerance to bigotry because universally we should not attack and create assumption on each other just because we are members of a distinct racial or ethnic group.
This site still makes me exclaim…whoa!
Michael
http://www.youtube.com/whoatv
preach on…my white brother
‘Stuff white people like’ are weblogs like this – I’m waiting for you to write aboute that 😉
Good post RallyMonkey. Working people (regardless of race) who had to struggle when growing up and lived in chaotic/criminal surrounding couldn’t care less about diversity and vibrancy. A quiet life in a suburb is their preference. Upper middle class kids who grew up in the sticks like to move to the city after college and fix up that Victorian.
thank god
I was worried that my plot to populate the world with my mixed race children wasn’t going to work because they kept coming out so pale…
I think I’ll infiltrate the FLDS to get some real miscegenation going on
thank god for white folks
your mom is oriental
and terrible in bed
you married a negro
we should go back to eating your stupid brain
and everyone else in the world should go back to calling you a long nosed devil
I would karate chop you of I could find you
your brain would probably taste like miller lite and hamburger helper
Is it just me or does everyone completely ignore ‘Portnoy’s complaint’ overtly racist rantings?
It’s a shame that people like you get lumped in with intelligent conservatives who want to have meaningful and honest discussions of race, affirmative action, diversity training, etc. Informed, intellectual, thoughtful individuals might share some of your opinions but their ideas come from a thorough examination of the issues, not a knee-jerk racist reaction.
My husband is offended by this blog because he says it’s wrong to make fun of things that people believe in.
He’s white, but of German descent. I find northern europeans the least able to laugh at themselves. It’s tiring. But I laugh at him anyway.
this guy is not white he is in fact of the uncle cracker sub-species.
typically riding dirty with his good ole yankee flag blocking his rear window.
Funny blog I can say this is true for about 60 percent with ME anyways haha..I found a new blog though
This blog is funnier http://www.stuffblackpeoplelove.com
I’ve read all of the comments so far and I must say that this is the best one.
God bless comedy (Hope my use of the name God doesn’t offend anyone)
lo good stuff
– http://www.anythingblack.net
I’m offended that some of you white, liberal, intelligent, diversity loving people are offended by “Portnoy”. Is he too not just another piece of patchwork on this 21st century inclusive quilt we’re all working on? C’mon people, let’s celebrate diversity!
Well, there’s the fact that said wp’s bf/gf might be a good earner and/or good in the sack. Yes, this doesn’t make up for not being well read enough (I saw the post) but does make it tempting for a wp to stick around. Outrage can an excuse to do that w/o having to ‘pull the trigger’ on marriage.
Portnoy, I’ve been reading your ***crap*** for several weeks now. Why do you write such mean-spirited and hateful garbage? You’re actually hurting your “cause” by making white people look bad. Take your meds.
I don’t want to join hands with everyone and sing _Cumbiya_. At 49 I’ve been screwed too many times and have become too cynical. I wish that I could truthfully say that I am without prejudice but it just wouldn’t be true. I freely admit that there are certain groups in America that I wish weren’t here, to include all the badly behaved white people. But seriously, you aren’t helping white people with your hate-filled propaganda.
As an aside, I’ve gone to great lengths to teach my children to not be prejudiced. It probably hasn’t done much good. Two black kids beat my youngest son up. They did that because they wanted his seat on the school bus and he refused to move (there were plenty of empty seats that they could’ve chosen). A couple of years later two older black guys broke into his locker at a 24-Hour-Fitness and stole everything of value. (Security camera taped it). A black girl stole my mother’s wallet in a grocery store. (Security camera taped it). And there have been other incidents like those. There are certain harsh truths that the bleeding-hearts insist on denying.
You want to help your “group?” Practice WWJD. Hell, just practice common decency; treat others the way that you would like to be treated. While in the army three words were drilled into me relentlessly: “Lead by example.”
–Jeff in Houston, Texas
That’s due to their higher buoyancy as compared to the black man. Of course, the wrong kind of white people like to point to the one (1) sort of black dude from Suriname who on one (1) occasion many years ago won an Olympic medal in swimming as some kind of evidence against genetic determinism.
Hey camel toe: you’re a pedophile.
Oh relax, I was being “ironic”!!!!! Gosh, are you ever dim for not grokking my comedic brilliance!!!!
Aren’t I the most clever fucking man you’ve ever encountered? I talk shit….then call it irony when I get called on it! I am a golden god of fucking around with people!!!!!!
I laugh at those white people who get upset whenever I’m wearing a Washington Redskins t-shirt with the savage for a logo. I’ve had a few people tell me the t-shirt is racist. Most savages would be proud one of their own is a mascot for a sports team. Their culture makes little if any contributions elsewhere.
Ummm, well, I hate to break it to you, but, yeah, it really is a skin color. If you don’t to think so, send a black man who thinks he’s white to a clan rally.
Klan gatherings seem to be in short supply these days. Put the dark chocolate in the park across from the Beverly Hills Motel. They seem to disappear much faster. 🙂
Fuck laughing at oneself. Want clowns? Move to Africa or Italy or Portugual. The reason why Anglo countries do well is because the Anglo man is serious about business, science, and government. Humor is actually a bad thing which harms the ability to transact business and conduct science.
Portnoy, spend a few years in the corporate world and then try to tell us that white people don’t steal. I’m sorry, I know I just offended you, but it will all make sense to you when you become an adult.
It’s not so much that we like to be offended, we like to be indignant. Really, any pretext is acceptable, but being offended usually does the job.
White CEO’s make millions by paying substandard wages to Third Worlders
Substandard wages for non-white races. Makes sense to me. 🙂
My aunt is a Super WP, and my dad fucks with her all the time.
Aunt: “Who lives there?
Dad: “Oh, you wouldn’t like them.”
Aunt: “Why not?”
Dad (conspirationally): “They are not One Of Us.”
They are both in their 70s, and auntie still falls for it all the time. Then she goes home and watches Amy Goodman.
Actually, the majority of whites are NOT in the upper class. The upper class is the smallest minority on the planet. Now, the majority of the upper class is white, but most white people are poor or middle class.
You ignorant peon, get your political references straight. Portnoy is a WN, not a limp-wristed conservative.
Conflating stufftheydon’tlike with conservatism; yet another thing white people like.
The only conservatives who approach race-realism are the black ones. And Pat.
Right, ’cause there are no white people in prison. Everyone knows that white people don’t lie, cheat, steal, rape, pillage, or murder! Only liberal rags run stories about white crime! I get all my news from the local 10 o’clock broadcast, where they teach you to fear non-whites! Oh, and watch out if Dave Matthews or Charlize Theron show up at your house, they’re African-Americans after all!
You must not know any blacks. They don’t like laughing at themselves.
LOEFL~~~this one is sooooooooo true and funny!!!!!!
Nowadays it’s become so trendy to get offended for the Tibetans.
While like most people, I don’t know squat about that part of the world, neither do I give a rat’s ass about those moth3r fuck3rs who live there.
But it feels so good to feel offended for them! LOEFL!!!
Let’s boycott the godamn Olympics…
white people breaking down the racism of other white people–which is offensive, any way you cut it–is good missionary work that is dangerous for other folks. For example, when I was campaigning for Obama in Pennsylvania, the HQ sent me to a house with a black lawn jockey out front. . .apparently a “Hillary Democrat” that had accidentally gotten on our list. What the fuck?
Not to mention it is often only around other white people that white people will say stupid racist shit, because they have been trained to be “tolerant” of other people in front of their faces. If white people don’t use their power and privilege to break things down for people every once in awhile, than what are they using their fancy educations for other than buying priuses?
Nonenone, well said. I’ve tried to ignore them. But today, after reading his rants for weeks, I finally broke down and commented (“Jeff on May 29, 2008 at 4:52 am”). –Jeff in Houston, Texas
I’m offended by this! 🙂
The only thing more evil than the racist Obama and his ugly wife are the people who vote and campaign for him.
not meaning to be racist here or anything but don’t ethnics revel in being offended more so than white people? don’t they get offended and then we apologise?
Said the guy who not only did not catch the emphasis on the misspelling of the name, but also drawls when typing LOL.
I’m happy Dunkin’ Donuts pulled the TV commercial with Rachael Ray and her Yasser Arafat scarf. She looks like a terrorist.
Are Irish people considered northern Europeans?
I am offended by the term “fly over state”
So that means there are about 10 white people left? How many white people can truly claim only white ancestry? Considering the Queen of England is related by blood to Mohammed, I imagine few in the western world can.
My Burmese husband told me ” My (his) friend said I’m getting fat like you (me) “.
I am half Irish and half Malay. And yes, I need to lose more than a few pounds. Aware of it.
Was I justified in being offended? Or is that my white side rearing its ugly head? Or am I just playing out the weight-is-a sensitive-issue-for-women cliche?
Wow, I didn’t think you could say anything dumber than your previous comments!
Apparently you are not a poker fan.
Allow me to introduce you to Phil Ivey, who has not only made it to the final table, but won several bracelets at the WSOP!
PS : I look white. Fair skin, freckles and hazel eyes. 222 pounds. Yes I am uncomfortable being overweight.( I have a tall frame and can usually get away with 70 kg .
Definitely have never been thin, even when we were dating) But I’m offended ( there it goes again ) that he could say something so tactless.
Oh, and when I accused him of bringing it up intentionally to ”poke me”/ irk me into weight loss he told me to go fuck myself.
My mistake to accuse and assume.
But being told to ” go fuck yourself ” ?
PSS: He is a good father and provider , organised, efficient and health concious. I cannot fault him on his fulfilling his obligations.
I find camel toes offensive.
You want to see some gender discrimination? Walk into a room of women and ask if women are better than men. Listen for five minutes and you’ll swear that men are the scourge of the planet and should be eliminated from the gene pool!
I’m all for equality, but I’ll be damned if I let you continually state that you’re better than me just because you have two X chromosomes!
Sorry, but I took a class called Women and Political Philosophy in college (yeah, I’m white), and some of those feminists were totally against equality. They wanted to eliminate Y chromosomes all together!
I just think this is your best post yet.
A perfect sum up of all the others and of this whole blog idea.
Purrfect:)
Kiss
its soooo ture!!! i hate how sensitive white people are always saying “this offends me …” just relax!!!!
Check out
thenewfaith.org for a parody of our white overlords.
The problem with this sort of view is that is just creates yet another generality toward which people can vent their hate. Isnt’ it bad enough that we already have a million groups compartmentalizing communities and creating a them and us attitude?
I mean, honestly what is the point here? To make fun of white people, or people in general? Or to prove that people will respond to their most base instincts and emotions? And if so, why?
I have to hand it to you because you’ve definitely tapped into something – you’ve got yourself a successful blog and a book deal – but it’s like so many things today – shallow, pointless and does nothing to celebrate life.
Good luck.
Writer Chick
I don’t know what you’re talking about… that scarf is worn by most middle eastern men, not just Yasser Arafat. It’s a piece of clothing. It’s not like she was wearing the Palestenian flag.
Stereotypes like these are just a step back to understanding diversity.
Now you offened me.
He was referring to the person in question.
You need to read before you open your know-it-all mouth.
Nuke them all.
Or Italian. You see that a lot in Jersey.
I see you have taken up drinking again.
you should celebrate life by killing yourself.
I would hate to get trapped in a conversation with you at a party.
Now that you brought ii up, I will say no matter what color you are fat is ugly, and it hurts the back of the horse you ride. Have another french fry, chubs.
Oriental mom.
She is terrible in bed.
I’ve just offended.
Harsh
Does asking questions make me sound intelligent?
Classy.
@ Writer Chick
This is a funny blog, not meant to analyze human behavior like the graduate school classes it ridicules. To me, what’s funny about the site, the underlying gestalt to use an academic term, is that life is random and crazy and white people often try sooo hard to make sense of it and end up looking silly in the process. The site seems to advocate just what you think it thwarts, celebrating life. Why not just sit back and let life happen instead of trying to force meaning out of it? That’s what I’ve always gotten out of this website and I hope Christian keeps writing for the rest of our natural lives because of it.
Check out my cartoons if you feel like it: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
You’re an idiot. What Portnoy speaks is meaningful and honest truth. Go somewhere else if you want your truth sugarcoated.
How can anyone determine what a man 2000 years ago would do today? If anyone–and I mean ANYONE can even dare say they know what Jesus would do, they’re deluded and hopeless.
Go ahead and teach your children tolerence and they will tolerate getting beaten up and robbed. Teach them self-defense and to trust themselves and themselves alone, and they will be far better off. Teach them as much as you can about common sense (ultimately, that comes from within) and to stay away from situations that would excercise their ability to tolerate.
Why put all your faith in an archaic idea that has never worked?
The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and over and over again, expecting a different outcome each time.
Lighten up, Francis.
yes Question, it does.
BTW, this post sounds more like a d-bag than a white person. White people are supposed to be pussies. D-bags are the ones who love to rant.
por ejemplo:
Propoganda? Really? Whatev. From the looks of my college campus last year, a LOT of young people (of every race) still believe in affirmative action. Regardless of who it helps or doesn’t help, there’s a whole new generation of educated and politically-minded people coming up who support the idea of affirmative action. Maybe it’s not going anywhere quite so fast, hmm?
Oh, and I’m offended by your comment, or something.
I take offense to that which you have written. I attended a couple of women’s studies courses while in college and was impressed with the crude nature of the nasty jokes, the almost NC-17 rating most of our educational films would get, and the number of rather attractive lesbians in both courses. Far from feeling alienated or unwanted, I felt titillated going to class. I don’t know if I learned anything valuable about women, but I did have a good time. 😉
On the other hand, I work with mostly women, and have for quite a few years, and, let’s just say they have a grudge against men. Each of them have their own horror story about men to tell. I have learned to nod my head and go on about my business. It keeps me off their radar–almost.
They beat panty lines any day.
If it was ever in doubt that this site makes fun of white liberals–It’s over.
Interesting how so many of the posters just don’t get it that it’s making fun of THEM!
Thank god for this site, it’s finally giving them a taste of their own medicine. If only Christian Lander was writing speeches for Obama. That would bring his campaign to a screeching halt. Unless they failed to understand him too.
To each his own.
No, sorry, I really don’t like being offended. But there are a bunch of stuff this white Brazilian woman likes here, if you read Portuguese: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
This is the part where I actually pull a fast one and get mildly offended at the term “African-American.” The majority of black people living in the United States have never even been to Afirca, and they certainly don’t hail from there. In college, I remember hearing a lot of the black internation students get very offended. “Why can’t they just say ‘black?'” they’d ask? I’m sick of being called “Afircan-American when I am neither Afircan nor American. I’m from the freaking Bahamas!” Then there are my Kenyan friends who hate the term because it’s actually very offensive to someone who grew up in Africa to have a bunch of people who’ve never even seen Afircan soil going around making up fake holidays like Kwanzaa and all that crap, spreading lies about what the culture is like in a place they have no experience with. If you don’t have relatives who moved to the US in the last 50 years or so, you’re not antyhing-American. You’re just American. Deal with the shame that induces, and move on. Most so-called “African-Americans” have been living on American soil for 200 years or more. That’s longer than my family has been in the states, and I don’t go around calling myself “German-American.” That misnomer is offensive to black people the world over, and it needs to be put to rest. End rant.
yeah, see? like that.
Well, whatever his agenda, I like listening to Elvis Costello’s music.
Today’s youngsters are dumber than those of even my generation. They believe they are owed everything, which is why Affirmative Action looks really good to them.
No, you’re just angry and stupid.
Amen! Take responsibility for your own actions!
The PC attitudes of the 20-somethings is why I am glad we outsource their jobs: they deserve to be poor.
You know they are stupid because they listen to rap and hip-hop like little ghetto scumbags.
So when you smell your farts, do you go straight into your hand or do you go into a wine glass?
No, that’s the correct pronunciation. For that, I give him kudos. Everything else–he can die.
Seriously… how is that kid going to get laid? Bus passes rarely = sex.
When are they all going to realize theirs is not the “true” god?
Your name is misspelled. You are either a male stripper or black.
I agree with most of his stuff, but some is way out there. Still, I enjoy reading his entries.
Call them all “Africans” and send them back. The cities will once again be livable.
How can you possibly think men hate women. Look at how much more money they get paid in the porn business than their male counterparts.
get laid with other loser-cruiser riders.
If I weren’t Jamaican, then why would I be wearing this hat?
/LORD-AY MERCE-AY!
Dave Matthews and Charlieze Theiron are african- american.
ummm, the liberals on the coasts aren’t the ones crying over the mortgage mess buddy
Yeah, and panty lines don’t cause yeast infections and chafing.
There really is no point in trying to kid yourself into thinking that yourself or anyone else is capable of seeing everyone on an equal footing. This is what makes bleeding hearts so fun and annoying at the same time. Just because one has friends of various persuasions does not make one some kind of enlightened soul. Even people you like have qualities that you don’t like. Far easier is it to have more things you don’t like about people you don’t know. Is it right? Doesn’t matter. It’s human nature and reality.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have gay sex with a filipino man wearing an allah mask.
Then I’ll probably have a steak.
Get anger management, blurter. Clearly, you are angry that I just pulled your “bitch card”. Happens to the best of us, try to rise above it.
What a stupid fucking question. Who the fuck asked you to open your whore mouth?
A proper white person wouldn’t say this. The tipoff is the allah bit; that’s a total neo-con thing, and we all know neo-cons aren’t white people, proper or otherwise. They’re mostly of Asian descent.
and all blacks are better basketball players.
stop watching the news. white people don’t end up being ceo’s. they end up behind desks or working construction…give me a break.
you have a small penis
apparently you have never heard of “california”……fyi, it’s the big state on the west coast that is as liberal as it gets and has more foreclosures per capita this side of flint MI……. and they are all bitching about it.
Now, wait a minute. I’ve had sex with the aborted child of my slutty, lesbian daughter–the child who was also mine. Does this make me a Libertarian? I thought it made me a psycho. I’m glad I got that cleared up. I was ready to turn myself in.
Actually- Islam is dominated by far by Asiatic peoples.
More to the point I was making- you may not say it, being proper and all, but consciously or subconsiously you think it!
This post is complete bullshit, along the lines of “hi I’m a blue eyed half black half japanese PhD who loves rugby and drives a Prius and…” that we see so frequently here.
Camel Toes, there is much truth in your second paragraph.
I don’t agree with your first & third. I’ve read the Bible cover-to-cover four times and I think that I have an excellent idea of what Jesus would do or advocate doing in various moral & ethical situations. Despite that my success-rate in practicing the principle of WWJD is considerably less than 100%.
My son didn’t tolerate getting beaten up. One of the kids that assaulted him was tried & convicted as an adult for assault. He gets to go through life and apply for jobs with that on his record. That took care of him.
The other kid Andrew took care of on the _last_ day of school. He walked up to him, identified himself and informed him that he wanted to settle accounts. (He didn’t sucker-punch him from behind like the two of them did to him). The kid agreed and Andrew proceeded to clean-his-clock, as the saying goes. (In the several months between the assault and that fight Andrew had had a major growth-spurt). It turns out that the poor, disadvantaged, historically-wronged sociopath wasn’t so tough in a one-on-one fair fight. Sometimes the good-guys win in the end.
–Jeff in Houston, Texas
I got very offended by this blog.
Look at the hideous quality of the non sequitur argumentation.
Look at it! LOOOOOOOOOOK AT IT!!!!!
It’s revolting.
A proper white person could live a thousand lives and not dishonor himself as much as you did in a few sentences. We’re just not biologically capable.
The term “Social Darwinist” actually involves a category mistake… Darwinism holds that over generations genetic mutations will lead to the survival of certain animals over others–which just is the evolutionist picture (drastically simplified of course). To make “Darwinism” work for “society” would involve the adaptation of an entire society over the course of many generations. Suggesting that stupid people should be allowed to die off if not social Darwinism, it’s just good sense. When you have a plurality of idiots making the decisions for everyone, there is a problem… but that is not my point here.
My point is that the term “social Darwinist” connotes a wide-scale confusion about both how evolution works and what exactly it means to be an elitist.
You may be an elitist, and that’s fine… lots of people are. But next time you are called a “social darwinist” please set the record straight… the user of this term is uttering syntactic structures that mimic meaningful discourse, but failing to actually say anything meaningful at all.
whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must pass over in silence.
non sequitur = no relation to the preceding argument. You thought I was asian did you not? My initial commentary was on human nature- the last couple of sentences I threw in to be a little un-PC. I almost your relpy was a joke which was why my response was so flip. I mean, the neo-camp is asian? WHO? Limbaugh or Hannity got a mom from Nam?
Besides- you being offended by me explaining why people shouldn’t get so offended (or pretent to be) all the time? THATS RICH!
‘sides- google or wiki Malasia.
heck- do Indonesia if you have time.
You’re like, totally insecure.
So awesome. Best one yet. “super not racist.” Fucking high art.
sorry for being a total waste of space.
Ok…now I’m really offended. Seriously. PO’ed. Yeah.
It’s spelled Malaysia, you idiot.
You are giving others a point of reference? The entire internet at your disposal and you spell from your pock-ridden ,cock weathered asshole.
Right on Jeff! I always enjoy your comments and usually can’t stand Portnoy’s crap. He’s soooo offensive.
Love, Suz
High-five DuneChild!
Dude, do you think of anything else?
actually white people get offended on behalf of other white people, but only if someone is daring to say that white liberals are not the ultimate paragons of morality and selflessness, like below:
http://therawness.com/the-problem-with-democrats-the-progressive-liberal-moral-continuum/
“You know they are stupid because they listen to rap and hip-hop”
….while they create programs for sites like one and all that Facebook-type-shit-you’re-using-while-you-should-be-working, and making close to six figures.
Guess I’m going to have to get my Whiteness checked, not much offends me these days.
Other than paying 50% of my income in taxes, I should say. That offends the hell out of me.
bulls-eye!
Like get a dictionary, you’re so not being ironic. You’re about as ironic as Alanis Morisette.
I guess some people don’t have maps ….or dictionaries
women give better blowjobs than men
I have a small penis
but i can put it in my mouth
You kind of suck. (No offense.)
all those Phaggy Irish queens in Boston love to call themselves “irish-american’ so white people do it too.
Squizan/Suz, I’m pleased to hear that you enjoy my comments. You can be the president of my fan-club; ha-ha-ha.
Yeah, I have my flaws but the blatant racists, like Portnoy, make me groan.
I can’t help but wonder which ones you’ve read. (Please don’t feel the need to list them). I think that my comments under topic #62, “Knowing what’s best for poor people,” were especially good, as in a valid teaching-point.
I always use the name Jeff (there’s a Jeffrey and a jeff here) and almost always sign off with “Jeff in Houston, Texas.”
It is commonly spelled both ways, idiot. Did you look it up? Color/ colour. Is that all you got? You forgot a hyphen after cock, since we are now editing one another to death.
White liberals in Denver love to get offended on behalf of Native Americans over Columbus Day. They like to say the holiday is racist. Celebrating it is a fun way to piss off liberals. It’s great!
I’ll raise your white offense with umbrage!
White people enjoy defining what is/not offensive a little more than actually being offended.
Unless, of course, they helped to define what they are being offended by, then the opposite is true.
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It isn’t *commonly* spelled both ways, retard. Malaysia is the official, most widely used,correct and current version. Spell it any other and you are only redirected to the correct version – MALAYSIA.
Malasia sounds like some colonial brain infection you picked up from a mosquito.
Its about as annoying as people calling Iraq ” Eye-raack ” .
Spoken like a true witless wonder. tee hee
No you’re not. Sound like you’re guy is a dick. Being a good father and provider , organised, efficient and health conscious is only gets you in the door.
Big surprise there: one fat feminist telling the other her man is no good. Somebody call Ripley’s.
“google or wiki Malasia” since when did these sources become legit?
Google spiders websites which are often mispelled and sometimes on purpose, and Wikis are created by regular citizens, not experts or editors.
I can’t beeeeeelieve you wrote that.
Like way stupid, even I know what those are.
See? I told you it makes hideous arguments.
nope, I love dick. Just not people who are.
But they are offended when you call Michael Jackson white.
Yet you are reduced to arguing syntax, not substance.
I pooped my pants.
Reading portions of this list of comments is like watching a Seinfeld show….not that there’s anything wrong with that.
see previous response. syxtax over substance. do you even know how this started? scroll up.
Looks like I hooked a live one here 🙂
Your arguments are reminiscent of Rain Man’s farts inside a telephone booth and, like Charlie Babbit, I must ask: how can you stand it? How can you stand the stench of your own putrid arguments? They’re revolting, and well beneath the dignity of a proper white person.
i hate black apologists. this guy makes
6 figs and married a white woman.
He’s not man enough to admit he made a typo, instead he makes an argument so laughable that even a stupid fucking feminist like Miss SC called him on it.
Completely lacking in masculinity, honour, and honesty, to the point it even grosses out his fellow traveler feminists: that’s our neo-con pal small-w whitey.
this guy is a fucktard if he’s black. i think he’s white.
same with this guy too.
at least you live your truth, shit.
this type is much better than the stealth
libs anyday.
i think she looked FABULOUS and shouldda
been workin dat shit on da runway…
replete wid an AK-47…church bitches.
lord, you wish.
preach on…when a white person ever
said preach on…ninjas don’t even say
that anymore, proving yet again you’re
80 light years behind.
like you all about to speak in tongues n
shit…
except the parents will continue to buy the security
well into their adulthood. which you couldn’t afford.
and it sounds like you have an issue with your son
anyway ms. camel toe. cuz a parenty helping a kid
with a first car is quite innocuous….
until you’re put in your place if you ain’t white.
emilio estevez and charlie sheen shonuff look white to me.
This one is dead on! White people have such huge egos and great sense of entitlement! They also love playing the victim!
Playing the victim….maybe that could be 102 on the list?
yeah fuck that shit.
we call it black. the AA thing
is GROTESQUELY annoying…
I’m afraid I’m breaking up with you, Portnoy. My mom will just kvetch if she hears you talk this way.
A-MEN A-MEN AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZ!
im actually talking about those fat slutty girls in kentucky and atlanta, they are terrible
Why is Paki offensive, if it is part of the proper noun Pakistan? It’s not like the s-n-word.
and I love your screen name!
This post is gay.
You haven’t hung around the right white people. There are plenty of whites who will knock your block off if you called them black. Although, these same white people think most other whites are pussies.
oh i know some white dude just last night told me
he was offended by someone else’s bigotry.
i was like oh god you’re so oppressed by bigotry.
it was gross and retarded.
i wanted to cry, and then find the offending
commentator and give em a good blow and suck em
clean off.
I’m one proud white superhero type. Anyhow my boss had the temerity to tell me to go do some work. I thought that was what we had the illegals for? In the process of working I lost my Dudley Do Right wrist watch and hurt my back of course. What is a white man to do, fucking sue the commie jew bag boss, fuck him and his illegal spics, I’ll call the ice police on all these scumbags, make me wanna fucking puke, jew bastard!
No woman in world history has ever loved dick. If women actually liked penises they would have posters of penises plastered all over their condos. They would surf cock on the net, often before 10AM. Women *pretend* to like the cock only because it makes them look less like the greedy bitches that they are.
I don’t get offended when someone calls Michael Jackson white: he’s clearly left his black self behind. The problem is that, while he may have been white at some point, at this point he has crossed over into a new specie entirely. He’s closer to a living, breathing ghoul than any proper human being.
Wrong Portnay (or whatever your name is) it turns out that the thieves are white.
My point is that they are completely ignorant to the evils in the world and act as if (this part you did get right) they live in a bubble and shouldn’t have to deal with evils in the world.
My comment had nothing to do with race other than the implication the white folk made during the report, insinuating that it wasn’t a white person.
Now they know it was, with a foot in their mouth they keep on acting like they are “above it all” and by they I don’t mean white people, I mean white liberal elitists.
Don’t even get me started on the myth that suburban lifestyle promotes minority crime (another white liberal elitist myth)
hahaha “super not racist”
No doubt about it. Jewish businessmen hire illegals at their businesses, as much or more than do white traitors. To the jew however, I doubt very much they feel like traitors, since the are mostly anti-White anyway.
A *real* white person would have put a comma after “anyhow”, faker. Super nice try at smearing the white man though 🙂
Whites are the victims of the anti-White nationalist movement in this countrythat seeks to kill of Whitey collectively. I hardly see that Whites act like victims.
Blacks support illegal immigration, even though it hurts them the most, solely because their hatred for Whites trumps everything, even their self-interest.
White countries have been ruined by non-Whites, so yes Whites are victims, but most roll with it all.
Hannity works for the Foxjews channel and Murdoch is a zionist married to a chink.
Hannity sucks, he’s a false White. Limbaugh doesn’t work for jews does he? I have no idea then why he sticks with the neocons.
agreed. The Neocons are mostly ashkenazi jews, aka “Khazars” who are asiatic, and not White.
Some neocons are Semite-Jew, but most are Khazar.
They most definitely aren’t White, since most of them are hard core anti-White racists.
Once during the 80’s I was at a party at the San Francisco home of a celebrity doctor who was a friend from high school. She and I and another woman friend from high school were talking about old times and where everyone had ended up when Matt’s name came up. The last I knew Matt was married with two kids. Well, as it was explained to me, Matt had made a personal discovery and followed up on it, to the effect that Matt was now Katie. Knowing what a goof Matt had always been, and with my tongue lubricated by several glasses of wine, I was unable to disguise my hilarity at this news. I was TOTALLY NAILED for being an insensitive lout and, needless to say, was never invited back. Being a white male, my theory is that white women are much more likely to take offense that white males.
White people never asked for “diversity” and the inevitable racism that accompanies it.
Liberals like diversity, that means the also like racism.
Good job liberals!!! You have brought more racism and friction to the USA than have ever before existed.
Stupid idiots.
In a monoracial nation there is no racism, as it doesn’t ever come up. DUH!!!
How many Japanese politicians give major speeches on “racism”?
Get it yet liberals???
Actually, AP style says it’s ‘black’ not ‘african-american’
I agree totally!!! There is anti-discrimination for every white subculture out there!!! Ha. We have too much time on our hands and can’t handle the truth.
It’s your polynesian side that cannot handle the Western man’s diet. Look at Samoans, they were never fat until they became Westernized. That’s your problem, your non-White genes.
Mark is right. The USA is going down, not up, as evidenced by the punks that resort to drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon because it’s cheap.
His music sucks!!! It is not pleasing to the ear. Are you actually serious? His voice is terrible too.
Can you name anyone else? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Do us all a favor and breakdown percentage of “bracelets” won by blacks vs. the overall total.
PS and “gambling” is one sphere of American life that the Negro culture gives them an advantage. Kind of like the mirror image of their SAT score excuse.
another Aztec cannibal?
Oh…..OK.
We can use “people of color” but not “colored people”!!
Screw it, the term Negro is the least ambiguous, it’s entirely clear, and you know it.
You dumbshit. Even if Jackson’s “skin color” became White, his offspring would be Negro.
Skin color has nothing to do with it.
Vijay Singh is blacker than Obama, but everyone knows it’s Obama that is the negro.
The question is whether to be offended by the article or some of those remarks – – –
Jeff, it is guys like you who have let Houston become the hellhole it now is.
In the 1960’s it was a great place for White children and families. No longer.
Two blacks beat up your son. Hello? McFly?
Are you stupid or something? Jeff: for a fool, you really are arrogant.
PS Jeff: You are a flat-out failure of a father to even put your son in such a position in the first place.
You are really stupid, aren’t you?
Keep on believing the “Diversity” myth, even as your own son gets assaulted. Did it ever occur to your raisin-sized brain, that the 2 blacks who beat your son were “racist”?
You make me sick, you idiot.
Being in the middle class sucks no matter what race you are, as you’re part of the group that pays for all the social programs to “fix” the things the upper class feels guilty about.
Actually, what he said is that most CEOs are white, not that most whites are CEOs.
Delivering infants, serving in the military, and being married for a long time are not unique qualifications for political honesty or insights into human morality.
For the record, there are no true Republicans left, if any ever actually existed. Don’t get too excited, there aren’t any true Democrats either.
Yeah, and I’m going to have to pay to bail them out of their financial mess because I’m not a fucking moron. Well, I wasn’t a moron when I acted responsibly, but maybe I am one now for not anticipating the bailout.
They are 100% White, of Spaniard and Irish extraction.
If there are no “whites” because “we’re all the same human race”, then someone forgot to tell the Chosen ones to get with the program. Israelis too.
I don’t think Michelle Obama and those that love “quotas” are willing to listen to you guys that “we’re all the same” either.
LaRaza doens’t listen to what you say either, why should Whites?
If the kid is 20 and can’t scrape up enough to buy a used Honda, he/she was way bigger problems.
Wait, watermelons have colons? How did I not know this?
It’s safe to call midgets whatever you like, as about all they can do is get really angry and yell in their cute little voices. Although if by chance you did get your ass kicked by an angry dwarf, it would make great Youtube.
I take that comment quite literally. Just not often enough, like most other men in relationships longer than 15 years. 😉
I personally liked Harpo best, his photo he sent to Salvador Dali after Dali sent him a barbed wire harp was brilliant: a photograph of his bandaged hand, presumably from an attempt to play said harp.
I totally loved Stomp the Yard. Can we be friends?
Dude this isn’t just a blog it’s social commentary! Keep going- and gun for that Pulitzer :)))
Whites are far less prone to crime than the non-white races, with the exception of Asians who commit less crimes than Whites.
See? I’m fair and always honest.
Those are the facts. Even in a state like Minnesota (with no history of slavery or oppressing blacks) has a huge disproportionate black prison population.
WV has “poverty” but little crime.
Michael Vick wasn’t poor, and he didnt ‘lack oppotunities, but like so many other blacks, he STILL ends up in prison.
The current NBA MVP is a black-on-white rapist (Kobe Bryant), and he’s not lacking in opportunity either, so save us all the “excuses”.
What are you talking about? “White countries” if you mean the entire Western world, has never been better. The world en masse is suffering only from overpopulation, not from overabundance of minorities. If anything, whites in America suffer without immigration because how can they then compete with China?
Also, I’m black and the only immigration system I support is the rational Canadian one.
alright. I still have an answer for you!!
If the Portland perps were white, and I’m taking you on your word, then it’s the fault of the Mexican scum meth dealers that are pushing that shit on our people.
Bush won’t even enforce out borders and how much Mexican meth hits our population?
Bush sucks, he loves mexiscum because the only ones he’s ever met were docile 58-year old women who make his bed. 😦
I think it’s far easier to pigeonhole people and be prejudiced. I prefer the challenge of not being prejudiced and therefore morally, intellectually and and socially lazy.
It takes more energy to take the time to get to know someone as an individual and disregard stereotypes you’d probably like to attach to them, to approach someone in a friendly manner even if they happen to be of a different race, it’s simply much EASIER to only interact with “your own” (unless you happen to live in Toronto, like I do, in which case this type of mentality will lead to multiple days in which you do not speak to anyone), however, I have always preferred the enriching experience of diversity and multiculturalism in my life, I prefer NOT to take the EASY route. It also enables you to EXPAND your horizons, leaving you ultimately more worldly.
With a name like whitey, I know all of this is probably a little over your head… on second thought, best for you to stick with only the whites.
“queer and black as the ace of spades”
I, on the other hand, will continue to be inspired by the white people that surround me, as well as the Persians, Asians, Trinis and blacks. It’s the only way I want to live.
haha… TBH some of the recent posts have been getting stale, but this was a really good one!
I just wish some of the people in the comments would quit taking things seriously that aren’t meant to be taken seriously.
Delivering infants, serving in the military, and being married for a long time are not unique qualifications for political honesty or insights into human morality.
Oh really? Do you have a better list? That’s an impressive resume compared to most Americans.
He knows more about health care than Obama and Hillary combined and squared.
Yes, so what is your point here? They can never be white, and that matters because…
jay koo, you sure know alot about Whites, and you know the term “white privilege” too?
People who know these kinds of things are professional racists. The vast majority of people who study “Racism”, know what “Racism” is, etc., are non-Whites.
It’s laughable that Whites are racist. Professional racists and academic race-studies professors are the real racists, and they are non-whites pushing anti-White bigotry under the disguise of scholarly study.
Liberal Whites need to read about the Navajo raids and google it.
They probably are happy that Whites were murdered, their children stolen, wives raped.
But wait until they read the Navajo did this to the Hispanic that lived there at that same time. Maybe then they’ll wake up.
also, just to vent a bit, I HATE when people have double-standards when it comes to racist jokes… you know when you’re telling some racist jokes and everyone’s laughing and having a good time, and then bam, someone goes “TOO FAR…” for some reason it’s okay to laugh at Mexicans mowing lawns but not okay to laugh at Jews in the Holocaust…? In my opinion you either laugh at all racist jokes or you don’t laugh at any. I’m adopted so I don’t think saying “you’re adopted” is funny, but I don’t think it’s wrong…
I live in Toronto, AKA the most multicultural city in the world (yes, I can post links that prove this if you don’t believe me or you can just Google it yourself). It’s entirely true that the most harmonious places are those like where I live, where no one minority group has dominance (as opposed to black vs. white, Hispanic vs. black vs. white, etc.) but where there is instead a cultural mosaic. There are only like 2 or 3 places in the world that can lay claim to this type of makeup, Toronto being one of them, and Hawaii being another one. Now when was the last time you heard of a hate crime shooting or lynching in Hawaii? I mean really. When everyone around you looks different, you learn to appreciate differences and realize the triviality of racial prejudice. Just a little food-for-thought for the few racists kicking around in here…
Also, I’m not too sure I like this post (and a few others), just the sarcastic, holier-than-thou manner in which they describe white people.
If you think the Western world, the White nations, have never been better, then you obviously aren’t White.
When Canada was White, it never suffered from racism, but today the country is riddled with it, and managing and controlling it has become the job of a huge government bureaucracy.
You know this is true too.
PS Go try to convince China that they can help their economy and exports by importing millions of Nigerians, Pakistanis and Mexicans.
They’ll laugh as they should!!
what are trinis?
I can be inspired too by other cultures and ideas, but that doesn’t mean Whites have to give up their countries to do so
Whites need to look at Japan and Tokyo. Does anyone consider these places to be devoid of culture and all that?
Jess: you model produces friction and racism where it wouldn’t otherwise exist. You really have no frame of reference to make the comparison because you probably didn’t live in Canada before the invasion.
Jeff, you sound like a pretty honest guy. And kudos to you for instilling good old-fashioned family values.
I sit here with an odd sensation… wanting to apologize for the ridiculous behaviour of those two black boys who beat your son up because I share a common racial origin with them, but at the same time, knowing that I don’t know these boys… never met them… wouldn’t have anything to do with them or anything in common with them outside of similar melanin content, even if I had. So why should I feel so personally ashamed and responsible for what happened to your son?
The way there are badly behaved white people who poorly represent your race, the same can be said of black people. Please don’t make it worse by sort of, twisting the knife, so to speak, and saying you think we should all leave N. America.
For the record, I’m not asking any modern day white people to apologize for slavery, so why then should I be made to feel like a criminal for the reprehensive acts of the impoverished few?
Yes, I wasn’t impoverished growing up. Nor was Barack Obama, nor was his wife Michelle, nor was Rissi Palmer (the black country singer). People will behave in accordance of what is expected of them and are hugely influenced when given a basic economic advantage from the beginning. If you watch this special currently airing on MSNBC.com “Multiracial in America” (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24765917/) you will see a white woman with black children who pulled them out of school and had them home-schooled because she perceived that less was being expected of them, and she wanted them to be educated to their full potential, which she knew was great. It’s probably because she is white that she was able to see the difference in treatment, in comparison to her own experience with teachers.
Throwing money at Missy Elliott will not magically turn her into Gwyneth Paltrow at this stage in her life; conversely, Traci Bingham will not suddenly turn from a Paris Hilton-type into ghetto fabulous if hers gets taken away. It’s all in how you were reared and the opportunities you had growing up and the expectations placed on you (from your immediate neighbourhood/community, to your family, to your teachers, to the media and greater society). Just something to think about before making your own, more subtle, albeit equally prejudiced remarks.
Have I encountered racism in my life? Yes, of course I have. Do I hate white people? No, of course not. Because anyone with an above-average IQ understands the value of the individual. And also, it’s a fact that there are things to be admired in every race, even if it’s only certain physical attributes.
That’s all I wanted to say.
I wouldn’t get offended by the term “black guy” per se, but it does depend on the context in which it was used. Black people like myself often get offended if a racial description is given where none was warranted.
For example, “This black guy just came in and bought a car charger.” What the hell does the guy being black have to do with him buying a car charger?! Statements like this will blatantly irritate me because it a reminder of how race-conscious some people can be.
I long for the day when I can be described merely as a “hot chick” and people leave out the adjective, “hot BLACK chick.”
What invasion? What are you talking about? I was born in Toronto and throughout my entire lifespan it’s always been a very multicultural city with no one ethnic minority group taking dominance. In recent years it’s become the MOST multicultural. Miami has a lot of minorities too but it’s makeup is vastly different than Toronto’s in that it does have a dominant minority group and that group is Hispanic. That is what makes our city unique. I am a proud Canadian, but there is no denying the reality that Toronto is an island unto itself.
I’m also very proud that I live in a city where everyone speaks English properly. I have tons of family in New York, so hopefully this didn’t offend anybody… lol
DREAM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canada never had racism until the recent invasions, but now the country is riddled with it.
Google: toronto racism
Just wake up already. When Toronto was White it NEVER had any these racist problems. Duh!!
Racism can only exist in multi-cultural environments, not the reverse.
You know as well as I do, that Toronto’s crime rate is rising in correlation with the level of multi-racialism. It’s just a fact.
Hmmm… I think I will just leave you to your deluded self-satisfied “truths” and exit stage left here because:
a) It’s useless arguing with someone who is convinced that they are right
b) I question your sanity and mine as well at the sheer pointlessness of engaging a baffoon, and
c) I really don’t like dealing with unpleasantness for extended periods of time. I’d much rather just go The Daily Show or something.
Have a nice night!
“Urban Alliance on Race Relations” – this bureaucracy was not needed before.
“Racism continues to flourish throughout Canada, including in its most racially and ethnically diverse city, Toronto.” — Hmmmm, this didnt exist before.
“More training for staff members in equity and anti-racism issues, along with greater police presence in schools, are among the recommendations in a new …blah blah blah” — Again, this didn’t exist before.
Anyone who knows anything knows that racism in Toronto is on the rise with the level of multi-culturalism.
I could on and on with examples…………
“This video showcase demonstrates the efforts of Torontonians in working toward equality and the elimination of racism……” — Looks like the city is riddled with racism, and why have Whites been subjected to this? Did they vote for it?
Toronto is one of the safest cities in Canada.
Google “Canada’s Wild West” and you will see recent Canadian news articles showing that the majority of violent crime in the country occurs in the western provinces in accordance with the high drug rates there.
Look, there’s no rationalizing with a racist. If there’s one thing I as a black person have learned in life it’s that. If you’ve convinced yourself that non-white = evil, there is no telling you the contrary, you won’t believe it anyway.
But actually I’m opposed to affirmative action. I’m in favour of policies that promote giving advantages to the economically disadvantaged in our countries, and hopefully getting some of the drug-using, self-destructive members of our society – black, white, and other – into schools.
Also, no abstinence-only education. Whenever a state adopts that policy teen pregnancy rates go up. HMMMM…. I wonder why. Knowledge is power. Always has been, always will be. On the other hand, ignorance like yours is poison.
Toronto was never white. At least, not within the last 30 years.
And while we’re on the topic, here is an article from 2008, it was quite popular: Mixed race marriages on the rise
http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/409104
Keep in mind Canada is known for its ethinically diverse cities, but the majority of Canada is rural and white. So where do you think these marriages are happening?
The invasion of non-Whites.
What % White was Toronto when you were born and what is it today, and how about a guess for 2030?
The trends are bad for Whites, and you celebrate this why??? Are you even White?
“I have always preferred the enriching experience of diversity and multiculturalism in my life”
That’s because you are a fat woman and like the attention that immigrant men give you when you walk the streets. Totally different bag for us men, but you knew that. You just don’t care.
Canada has the highest immigration rate in the world because the women are fat and they like the attention they get from (primarily male) working age immigrants.
Ontario, which contains Toronto, Canada’s most populous city, has the greatest number of people with post-secondary degrees in the entire world. That basically means that a minority living here is more likely to go to college than a white person wherever you’re living. So take your ignorant ass somewhere else, your own peers here have expressed a distaste for you and even shame for your presence here, and I don’t blame them.
Just the fact that you continue to go on about the reality of a city in which you don’t live and probably have never even been just proves how much you like to talk out of your ass. You are one of those socially challenged armchairs racists that sits there watching D12 videos and reading articles and waxing philosophical about black people when I’d put my money on you not even knowing any.
Newflash: I LIVE HERE. Not a day goes by that I don’t see Asians and blacks hanging out together, blacks and whites hanging out together, Asians and whites hanging out together, South Asians and… well, okay, they like to stick to their own. Stop talking out of your ass and get a life. Seriously. You’re pathetic.
You are a coward. Calling someone names as a form of debate is really weak.
If they aren’t truths then prove them wrong. You might want to consider your points the delusions since they really are just ideology, with no facts to back them up.
You have been trained well, to believe the ideology, and not see the reality.
Perhaps you should read Animal Farm.
Oh, and one more thing, Einstein: you’re not going to learn all about sex from watching porn. You’re not going to learn about friends from Googling “social interaction.” Get out from behind your computer screen. Go get some fresh air. And if you want to know about Toronto, come down to the Eaton Centre and see it for yourself. Just check your smartass comments at the door.
http://www.cbc.ca/toronto/features/diversity/bigpicture.html
Article states, and I quote, “Toronto’s motty is ‘Diversity is our strength.'”
The city’s average household income has kept rising consistently, for many years we were the wealthiest city in Canada until the oil boom in the West. But once again, does any of this concern you? No. You don’t live here, you know nothing about Toronto or even Canada, except for what you have read on Google (and for everything you post, I can post 12 articles that directly contradict it. Same thing goes for most studies. Vitamins are good for you; vitamins are bad for you. They need a new batch of news everyday to keep shut-ins like you entertained).
The only reason you keep saying “bad for whites, bad for whites” is that you are one of those sad, entitled whites that hates to see a good job going to anyone who isn’t white. But our city’s economic prosperity is good for everyone in the GTA, including those who work here and then take their GO trains home to the suburbs.
Actually, I’m thin, 22, and attractive. I am a black female in a relationship for the last year and a half with a white male who works in the IT industry. He has a degree, I’m enrolled in college part-time, working full-time for a telecommunications company during the day. You make assumptions because you are stupid. Your name gives this away.
However, I welcome your stupidity. It gave me a wonderful opportunity to prove the lack of intelligence of the ignorant among you.
Also, in case you didn’t notice, this is a site for liberal whites. Shouldn’t you be reading, “Stuff honkies like” or something?
OK, enough “debate” for tonight. Once again, you are American and talking out of your ass, I live here and talk about what surrounds me literally everyday, I wouldn’t recommend you say anymore without actually visiting the city. But the real reason I have to go is that I have to go to bed, I have work in the morning.
Shall I assume you have gainful employment? No. That would be short-sighted of me. You sit on the internet all day (and evidently night as well).
The trends are bad for whites like YOU who literally fret over losing your race’s position of privilege and power in N. America, and think this will happen by way of strength in (non-white) numbers. Have no fear, it’s not likely to happen as long as white people own corporations and the media. You can sleep soundly tonight. Just look at S. Africa during the apartheid. It doesn’t matter how many numbers of minorities there are comparative to whites. Whites will always own the country.
Basicly, you are talking about LIBERAL white people who have no experience with regressive minorites,:(Blacks and Hispanics) thus, they are defending the mythology that “all people(races) are equal”
If these idiot white liberals have to live around regressive minorities, they tend to MOVE OUT of the neighborhood fast, if they cant take it over.
Liberal whites are therefore, religious idealists. They need to deal with lots more blacks and latinos in PERSON, and not just in their silly LIBERAL heads.
Thats all I want, I want LIBERALS (who are always WHITE) to DEAL WITH REGRESSIVE MINORITES.
Then they won’t be such IDIOTS, at least most of them would wake up.
The real reason I love multiculturalism is because I work with someone whose background is Vietnamese-Canadian and he’s the hardest-working most positive guy I know, two of the people I work with are Chinese-Canadian and the job wouldn’t be same without them (one of them being a gorgeous Asian female, she’s stunning!), the joker at my job is Ghanian (but looks sort of Italian), my boss is the coolest boss on the earth and his family as far as I know were born in Canada (he’s white originally from rural Canada, great guy, on his birthday this year he wore a hat saying “30 and Dirty.” Everyone should have a boss so laid-back), I work with a darker-skinned Hispanic guy (engaged to a blonde S. African) who is so smart and funny and I just love him, one of my best friends is Polish and she’s introduced me to her Polish-speaking friends and they’re good people and her mom and I bonded over Bon Jovi (corny, I know), my boyfriend was born in Romania and my life wouldn’t be the same without him, I met a girl who was basically exactly like me in college and she’s a second-generation Canadian (her mother is Jamaican), and a triplet and one of the coolest, nerdiest Lisa Loeb eyeglasses wearing gals I know, my own mother was born in Haiti and married a German-born man (yes, he’s white) who eventually became my father. Oh, by the way, his father was a Nazi who died in the war, yet more reason not to pigeonhole people. My dad is not a racist by any stretch of the imagination, though he is a Reich.
So basically, I support multiculturalism because my life as I know it would cease to exist had it not been for the glorious melting pot that is my city.
Yes, this is true. Minorites do NOT consider themselves WHITE, so why do these idiot white liberals? Why are liberals ALWAYS WHITE?
Why doesn’t Africa import WHITE PEOPLE to help them with their screwed up nations? Oh thats right, there too busy KILLING OFF WHITE FARMERS (Zimbabwai) and destroying the FARMING INDUSTRY,(made by whites)
South Africa is doing the SAME THING. Killing off whites who’s ancestors CREATED the country 400 years ago, before there were many blacks there.
But these moronic white liberal nazis have no idea about racial reality, because the Jewish owned media doesnt tell them about it.
Oh, have I lost you with the heavy dose of reality? Go google south africa crime, and pull your head out.
Man, what is with the racism tonight? Look, all I can say is race relations vary from city-to-city. Where I live, interracial marriage is extremely common and race relations are pretty decent in comparison to other cities, especially in the United States. If whites move out of the city it’s only because property values here are killing us all, so to get a cheaper house with a backyard big enough for a dog they need to deal with the commute outside of city. Those without families and enough money to afford it buy condos within the city.
It makes me really sad to see some of you speak this way. The majority of black people (and I’d be willing to bet Hispanics too) do NOT hate white people, in fact they are much more likely to embrace a white person into their family than vice-versa. And yes, they did a study to back that up (because some eggheads only care about that crap).
I already know about what’s happening in S. Africa, and it’s really not much different than the injustice people have been inflicting on each other since long before I can document or record. Yes, it’s unfortunate, but their, “Foreigners, get out of my country and quit taking our jobs!” bullshit mentality is really no different than yours, so quit being such a head-up-ass know-it-all.
Man, it really left me almost in a complete state of disbelief at how much of a smug bastard you are. I wouldn’t sit there and pretend to know everything about Detroit because I’ve seen, “8 Mile” and read a few articles, how can you presume to know all there is to know about Toronto?
Answer me this one question: have you ever actually been here? Have you?
Well yes, this is true, but women are more likely to take offense on other people’s behalf than men in general. Men only take offense if you insult something that affects their egos.
Why would they need to do this? With 1.5 billion people in their country I’m sure they can find people there willing to work for their subpar minimum wage. Whether you like it or not, immigration is necessary in this part of the world because we simply cannot compete with developing countries’ numbers. This is why the government offers incentives to mothers to make babies, not because we need more pollution. Environmentally, more people = bad. Economically, it’s good, especially if these people are educated and Canada’s immigration “point” system ensures that they have to be or their only other hope for entry into the country is refugee status.
I love this site and look forward to new items to the list, but this one is a stretch.
Actually my point was that, while none of those are bad things, they aren’t really unique in any way. Lots of OB/GYNs deliver babies, but they don’t all share his moral convictions. Lots of people have served in the military, but that doesn’t mean they’d make good statesmen. Lots of people have been married for many years, but they aren’t all nice people. The combination of having those things in one person isn’t magical.
You like Ron Paul, so you look for reasons to validate your opinion. I don’t think they serve for anything but mental masturbation with other Ron Paul supporters.
Like others have said before me, this list should really be titled “Stuff Liberal White People Like”. Being offended on behalf of others? That’s my heterosexual gay-activist sister’s life calling!
Actually Charlize Theron shot her dad dead in self defense when she was 15. Um…I thought I would mention that just for the record. Totally unimportant. I know.
Oooooh, a white hater *and* a man hater? How incredibly rare, for Toronto trash.
Canadian women have the highest rate of sexually transmitted diseases in the world, check the statistics. They’re *literally* dirty whores – avoid them at all costs!
“And yes, they did a study to back that up (because some eggheads only care about that crap)”
Heh, you’ve written several kilobytes about me, me, me, and oh did I forget to mention me? Blah, blah, blah.
It would never occur to a woman to reference a statistic, a study, history, or an analysis, when discussing serious matters. No, the female brain only seems capable of seeing global matters in terms of themselves, and can only express their selfish thoughts via whiney, completely unbelievable made-up anecdotal self-serving stories.
Actually, Black might be a more appropriate term than African American. If someone is of West Indian descent, you don’t want to suddenly peg their entire heritage in the US. I’ve heard Black people (of all sorts) make that distinction.
(silence, cue trip to Trinidad)
That post made reading this blog for an hour worth every minute of Portnoy. LOL.
Living in San Francisco, I can tell you that hating George Bush has to be #1 for the white folks around here.
Mexican jokes. Funny.
Jewish jokes. Funny.
Most Genocide jokes. Stupid!
That’s all there is to it.
This blog is SOOO written by a white person. (snicker, snicker)
And mind you, he (or they) just got a BOOK DEAL, too. Way to go! ;-D
Love this blog…it is always right on!
Hey, check out this other blog I found….it is hilarious (trust me).
http://www.mikesthinktank.com
Portnoy, why do you think people of mixed race would want to be considered white?
I would, but I hardly get to meet any here!
I liked this entry. Notes the difference between whites getting offended on other peoples behalf but not on their own.
This one is clearly about whites(self appointed liberal superiors) not just whites(don’t tan, european/russian ancestry)
I like the term, “burgled.” Reminds me of the turd-burglers of my youth.
It’s no less ambiguous than “black,” but “black” lacks the historically negative connotations. And I don’t really give a shit about the phrase “colored people.”
Your comments are just generally made of suck though, still.
It’s extremely peculiar that most of you assume that I’m black, well in fact it doesn’t matter what race I am. Ok there are majority of whites in the working class, but then you also have whites controlling most of the wealth, especially 1 percent of the world’s wealth. So I guess it’s relative. Also, I Portnoy, I will agree that I am racist, in fact all of us are racist, but refuse to admit it. We are all socialized in this hegemonic culture to be sexist, homophobic, classist, misogynistic, so thanks for calling me out and your take on professionalism racism is not plausible but interesting. My intent is to enlighten the populace to see a different picture, and I don’t like to retype my shit. Feel free to reread the post, so that we can have a constructive debate. So thanks for being complacent.
Meh who are you? Thanks for being critically vigilant. Best wishes and thanks for the little back up there..
P.S yeah I am fixated with these negative notions because of my socialization in the U.S or the world, but I am taking the necessary effort to challenge them. To see the world beyond the viewpoint of a narcissistic, hedonistic, pessimistic individuals.
Dude, I already posted two links, you are just too stupid to read them. And if you think my life story is made up, that is also because you are too stupid and micro-thinking (read: entrenched in your own little world) to see that there are people in this world with a reality very different than your own.
Also, don’t talk about my country or my city in particular without actually going there. That is basic common sense, but given that, it’s obvious why it would escape you.
Also, I made a reference to the fact that minorities in this country tend to settle in Canada’s big cities (Toronto, Vancouver). Then I posted a link to an article published in major Canadian news outlets in April of this year stating that interracial marriages between non-whites and whites are on the steady rise. If you don’t believe that the majority of Canadian minorities live in its biggest cities, please visit Wikipedia and type in, “Canada demographics.” That should give you all the information you need to know.
Perhaps you think that having minorities in the country is a bad thing, but the majority of Canadians don’t feel that way. The average income of a male in my city is close to 60k, for women it’s over 40k, well over the national average. From all objective standards that actually matter, diversity has only strengthened us.
Yes, I’m a white hater, hence all my white friends, my prescence on this site, and my white boyfriend.
I’m a man hater, hence my belief in preserving at least some traditional gender roles.
You really don’t have a brain do you? You literally are incapable of analytical thought?
You know what? I’m going to leave you to your double-digit IQ some more. Why humour the mentally challenged?
So I see you refuse to answer my question about whether you’ve ever actually BEEN to the city you claim to know so much about.
Hahahaha. Point proven.
Hmmm, this is interesting. Why don’t you post the statistics yourself, since you believe these are the be-all end-all of a country or city’s reality? I’ll be more than happy to read them.
I once read that the difference between European whites and American whites is that Europeans define themselves by their culture, their history, their education, their lack of fatness (in particular the French), their language, their music, whereas American white people define themselves by their being white.
whitey, here is the study you seek:
Click to access umi-umd-2440.pdf
It says, and I quote, “In a separate study
eighty-six percent of Black respondents said that their families would welcome a White
person into their family compared to only 55% of White respondents who said their families
would welcome a Black person into their family (Fears & Deane, 2001).”
Everything I say, I say because I know it to be true.
Well good for you. However, I do not agree that everyone is racist. There is a Facebook group with 24,000 members (yes, I’m one of them) called “I support interracial relationships.” A study found that 1 in 4 people under the age of 25 has dated or is dating someone outside of their race. So the older generation is a lot more racist than the younger generation.
This site certainly doesn’t do anything to disprove that.
And just to really piss the racists here off, here is picture of George Lucas and his black CEO girlfriend:
Also whitey, here is a link to something stating that house prices in the city have climbed more than 300% in recent years:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message517212/pg1
Can I assume that you understand that this is why SOME
…why SOME white people (whites still compose the biggest group in the city) move out of city to buy a house that is less expensive, or are you too stupid to make that leap as well?
I really don’t think anyone enjoys an hour-and-a-half commute in the morning. Those whites with lots of money continue to buy houses here in the nicer areas, otherwise if you want a house as opposed to an apartment, you have to go outside of the city, like my mother did to get a nice big backyard.
Now that I’ve referenced everything I’ve claimed, can we stop this stupidity, and can you assume I know what I’m talking about and am not just talking out of my ass like you and portney?
OK, I didn’t see this comment before. Had I done that I would not have wasted my time discoursing with you. I would have known off the bat that you are a retard.
In a country as young as ours, we really don’t have the same sense of culture as those that have existed for thousands of years.
What we do have in terms of culture, we are supposed to feel guilty about.
People have no sense of moderation. You don’t have to be a morally superior lib to NOT be white trash.
Talk about offensive–check out this guy:
http://muskrat.wordpress.com
I think he qualifies as a super-duper-try-on-purpose-to-be-offensive white person.
“If whites move out of the city it’s only because property values here are killing us all, so to get a cheaper house with a backyard big enough for a dog they need to deal with the commute outside of city. Those without families and enough money to afford it buy condos within the city.”
Whites move out of the city because they can’t afford it.
Blacks ARE in the city because they can afford it.
Hence…blacks are richer than whites?
My question is: How much water do you have in your brain?
If I’m being perfectly honest, I think a lot of minorities and underprivileged people in the country DO want whites to feel guilty about the history of America and how it came to be a superpower. However, no one wants whites to feel guilty about the culture. Why would we? I mean, it’s a great culture, non-whites embrace it as well, that’s why it’s the mainstream culture. Take The Sopranos for instance. No one wants whites to feel guilty for producing television like that. That’s some good shit.
No, middle-class whites move out of the city because property values surrounding the city are cheaper. Rich whites buy superexpensive houses here. Blacks live in the poor areas of the city, and if you’d like I can send you about 50 articles stating that.
What part of this do you not understand? Have you ever been to a city? Do you live in a trailer?
And it’s not just black people in the poorer areas since black people are not the dominant minority in the city, there IS no dominant minority here. That’s what is unique about Toronto.
I can go on like this all day if you’d like. Being that I stay well-informed and read the newspaper everyday and I ACTUALLY LIVE HERE, I’m pretty well-versed on topics affecting my city and poised to win every debate as long as the topic is my city. I know it’s a stretch for some white people particularly in some areas of the US where it’s just whites, or just blacks and whites or primarily Hispanic (I have family in various parts of the US so I know what I’m talking about and have seen it) to envision because they have literally never seen a city like mine. But one subway ride in downtown Toronto and you’ll get what I’m saying immediately.
We’re also supposed to feel guilty about “white privilege”. In fact, any evidence of privilege equals automatic loss of street cred. Reference “8 mile”, for one.
The reason I asked if you’ve ever been to a city is because this is the way it works in pretty much every city with the exception of Detroit. The rich live in-city in expensive condos or half-million dollar homes (or more), the middle class cannot afford to buy a house there and therefore buy a nice home in the suburbs and brave the commute (although suburban living has its appeal for other reasons as well), and the cities become increasingly gentrified, pushing the poor into even poorer housing situations since they can’t be displaced entirely, where are they going to go? The suburbs are still fairly expensive, just less so.
Oh, I am offended
Well…my bad. I haven’t had the leisure to read all the articles you mentioned.
But … isn’t Toronto in … Canada? Oh well…dehydration is a very serious problem, I tell you my friend.
Take a nice little walk in any inner city in the U.S. after 10:pm you’d have all the answers. Real answers, not some f***ed up self fullfilling politically correct statistics in your precious books.
Jess,
I’m also a Toronto resident and agree with everything you said. I love how mild sociopaths like Portnoy project all their insanity onto others and assume everything is the way their delusional imagination thinks it is.
I’m white and love it here. The combined effort of the “minorities” and whites in Toronto have made it what it is. When it was a very white town (pre-60s), it actually had a terrible rep – boring, up-tight, falling apart, no personality -not the Utopia hysterics like Portnoy would have people believe.
just because you aren’t attracted to a certain race doesn’t make you a racist. are all non-bisexuals sexist? Equally, interacial couples should not be mistreated.
Was that a joke? I can’t believe you would be serious. I’ll assume that you are joking because I can’t imagine someone would say that.
well that would be true if we ignore the fact that the keffiyeh is often worn by Non-Arabs as a sign of support for Palestine. Which basically amounts to gang colors whether you realize it or not. Now who needs a lesson in diversity?
Dear Portnoy,
You have become tiresome.
You think you’re “showing us white people how it really is, man” or something to that extent. The truth is, most people aren’t listening to your hysterical and dithyrambic arguments. Your theories can be shot down in seconds if anybody took them seriously.
No, what people are really doing when they read your posts is trying to guess your mental illness. You’re too unconscious to realize that, of course. Or, you’re just so concrete that your brain can’t process how your are portraying yourself to others. And how do you come across? As a deeply troubled man who has no self-awareness.
My guess is that you’re also on the sociopathic spectrum, in DSM terms. You have no conscious. You get an intense form of pleasure from humilation and sadism. You may have rationalized your insanity by saying that “you’re warning us of something” or “protecting your culture” but, no, those aren’t your true intentions. There is nothing noble about you. Your main intention is to obtain power from those you percieve as weak, driven by extreme psychopathology, of course. Specifically, your power is derived from the destruction and humiliation of “the other”. Daddy probably humiliated you a lot, didn’t he?
You also feel weak inside because you are weak. You have no identity of your own so you seek power from your race. Even though you probably haven’t done anything in your life of note, you bask in the accomplishments of, what you percieve as, genetically similar individuals. Pure compensation.
I’ll also bet that your daddy was an alcoholic or abandoned the family. Usually, white people in your situation project all of their hatred of an absentee dad to the big, bad black man. You are too weak to face your demons so you remain unconscious to the real evils in your life.
Also, you project every thing you hate about your father and your own race onto Jews. If you really think that white Christian people are not in the top power structures of society, alongside Jews, your’e dull as well as mental. Just look up all of the elite political, economic and royal families of the west for proof.
Please get help immediately. There still may be some hope for you.
*for people reading this, please feel free to cut and paste this every time Portnoy opens his grotesque piehole.
The term “retard” is hate speech in Canada, as defined by section 13 of the Human Rights Commission and section 319 of the Criminal Code of Canada. It incites hatred and ridicule toward an identifiable group, and a historically disadvantaged one at that. It’s also just mean.
While you may be of the opinion that I am a bigot and a hater, I have *proof* that you are a bigot and a hater.
Keep talking, faker, the more you struggle the more you show what a hateful little creature you are.
My white friend just forwarded your website to me. Number 102 should be, “Forwarding emails and websites.”
Maybe number 103 should be, “pictures of their children.” My boss’ sister actually showed me a picture of her two nieces the other day and said, “See! Aren’t Jewish babies cuter than other babies?!”
Wow, somebody must’ve really gotten your goat for you to devote so much energy to psychoanalyzing (very un-white, by the way) a random anonymous commentor on the internet. And we know how you Asiatics love your goats! Hahaha! Hahahaha! Bwahahahhaa!
I’m going to have to score this a 10-8 round (get a heterosexual white man to explain this term to you) for Portnoy.
No, you just made 7 responses to my post; according to the rules, anything over 3 is considered evidence of mental instability. Climbing house prices is so unrelated to the topic at hand that it raises serious questions about your cognitive capabilities.
Your suggestion that a picture of a white guy with a black chick might make someone mad is childish, made in bad faith, and underscores what everybody knows: black people, especially black women, have a massive, barely concealed hatred of white people, and think we are all racist.
So, you are the racist, you are the mentally unstable one, and you are way angrier than anyone I have encountered on this site – pretty much what I expect from Toronto trash, as I said previously.
Portnoy, what the hell are you talking about?
stay off the piute juice big fella, the brain cells are fading
Portnoy, just about everything you say I disagree with and now I read this and am perfect agreement with it. I’m going up the frig to see if my OJ was spiked.
Portnoy, you are one name calling son of a bitch.
name caller
hooray, jess
is that how you derive your income?
I’ve got it. You’re a college student on a trust fund. No job and way too much time on your hands. Get off your lazy ass and do something for the world. That is, FOR the world. Sitting in your little room playing with yourself and typing one handed is making you bitter and the rest of us ill. Do something, anything, get off you probably large fat ass, pull up your pants, go outside and at least breathe some fresh air.
“I think a lot of minorities and underprivileged people in the country DO want whites to feel guilty”
Perfect. We’ve got a confession from a minority that brown people deliberately guilt trip white people for material gain.
Over half of white people who immigrated to America in the 17th and 18th century were indentured servants.
Didn’t know that, did you?
Slaves! Over half of white people who came here over two centuries were slaves, you ignorant cunt!
A third of the Mayflower travelers were white indentured servants!
The very word “slave” comes from Slavs, who were so frequently raided by brown people and taken as slaves that the term slave derives from it.
And you have the *fucking* nerve to run smack on whitey? Fuuuuuuuuuck you. We will break you. We will defeat you.
the above message is to Portnoy
They are all cute when they are little, like puppies. But yes, some of them may be cuter. Perhaps this explains why some are taken care of by their parents until they can fend for themselves.
Portney, you are doing better, you actually asked someone for a fact. That’s usually not your style. Now that you asked for a fact, does that mean you are going to start using them?
This “Jess” is like a naive child.
Almost all blacks hate white people. Get over it, sunshine.
No you didn’t, what’s in your pants is you. That miserable, black piece of shit is you. It may look like poop, but it is you. Have a good day shit head.
Good go, Jess. Portnoy might be that guy who is always pooping his pants.
Tom, right on. Your description also fits Hitler.
Godwin!
You just made me realize what I think I have always known…I was adopted by a white person
Whitey,
You’re too stupid to even argue with. At least part of Portnoy’s brain is functioning.
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn’t scream when you stick it in the oven.
funny- but also makes you think.
Since pizza and jew were used in the singular form, there is no reference to genocide here.
Therefore, laugh. Then think.
My theory is that it’s when a group is referred to in the singular, eg “The Jew only cares about money” or “The White man is the devil”, that the shit is about to hit the fan, in a genocidal manner.
Hearing people say white people this or white people that doesn’t trigger my spidey senses, but hearing talk of “the white man” does.
Shorter Tom: “Ca-ca poo-poo!”
LOL. Pwned.
Jay Koo. Your funny. Please do a real easy search of worlds richest people. Yes there are white folks on the list. In fact, top 2 outa 3 are from the good ‘ol White USA. Soon enough the so called White people will be a minority in this country. Already are in the world. So before you start tryin to enlighten, the populace with your views that are not researched, it’s frighten. Please just make sure your points of facts really are. Then you really wouldn’t have to retype your shit.
For the record, mom was Mexican, dad German. Look white, drink like a spic.
All very true, but I also hate hearing, “well how do you know, you are white?!!” White people struggle with racism too….like when we go out to clubs and want to dance!
White people love being offended for other cultures because white people fear being seen as racist.
A white person’s nightmare is to be around another white person being offensive because it make them look bad, or saying something they thought was innocent which is seen by another race as racist.
Also, the majority of white people are not rich. Yes, most rich in america are white, but so are most poor. More white people are on welfare in this country than any other race.
“More white people are on welfare in this country than any other race.”
What happened? Where did they go? Did they go back? OMG! They really went back?
That’s some good shit you are on.
What is it?
Very memorable
Thank you May Friend
LOL! You kill me. White people can dance too. Just look at the blonde chick in Girlicious. That girl’s got rhythm.
Portnoy, my sons, ages 19 & 21, would tell you that I was/am a great father to have. They want & have nothing to do with their bipolar whack-job mother.
Re. “…put your son in such a position…”: if I could’ve afforded private schools I would have. I lived in the best part of town that I could afford to (which wasn’t the very best part of town). As described above the two bullies were dealt with decisively.
I don’t believe the diversity myth at all. Honestly, I don’t like diversity. Human nature is that we want to live with, work with and be surrounded by people who are as much like we are as possible, racially, ethnically, culturally, linquistically, religously, politically, education-level, etc. Societies that are homogenous tend to be harmonious.
When a white person chants “diversity” they’re either being PC (lieing) or they live in some sort of ivory tower (gated community) and if forced to actually get out and mingle with “the diverse” would quickly change their minds. When a non-white person chants “diversity” they really mean affirmative-action or “let my relatives come over too.”
Prior to going into the army in ’76 at the tender age of 17 I had scarcely encountered a minority (or a “dirty white”). Talk about “The Hills Have Eyes!!!” I’m talking effing _mutants_–black, white and brown! Folks, listen to me: if you think that diversity is a good thing it’s because you haven’t gotten out and actually experienced diversity. “Be afraid, be very afraid.”
But all the different groups are here, none of them are leaving and except for a few kooks like yourself, Portnoy, and the “Reverand” Wright most of us manage to get along. Rodney King, of all people, may have said it best when he said “can’t we all just get along?”
I’m not happy with our immigration policy. I don’t have a shred of evidence to support the following, it’s just a gut-feeling: the population of the U.S. should’ve topped-out at around 250-million. After that immigration should’ve been limited to the following five categories (in no particular order):
1. When a U.S. citizen legally adopts a foreign child.
Should be legally & financially responsible for them
until age 21 or for five years after they come to the
U.S., whichever comes first.
2. When a U.S. citizen marries a non-citizen. (I’ve got
a thing for latin women, myself).
3. When a non-citizen has a significant amount of
capital to invest. Could be on some kind of sliding-
scale, for example, 2-million dollars for a minimum of
three years to 1-million dollars for six years.
4. Certain skills that we have a shortage of. I’m
thinking Nobel-prize winning researchers, iranian or
pakistani nuclear scientists who want to defect, that
sort of thing.
5. When a non-citizen provides a valuable service for
the U.S.: tips us off to a terrorist plot, the
interpreters in Iraq & Afghanistan.
Food for thought. –Jeff in Houston, Texas
P.S. Portnoy, did you take your meds?
and the response was “you’re a very silly man and I’m not going to talk to you anymore”
good memeory
A woman’s place is in the kitchen. End of story.
Actually, I’m not 100% disagreeing with you there. I have family living in N. Carolina, Brooklyn, and in Miami. The American branch of my family is very different than the Canadian branch. It’s much more segregated. My family is an Oreo (mixed equal parts with white and black) and when my aunt moved here from Haiti the first thing she did is start her own business. My family in the States is much more segregated. This is what I’ve been talking about this whole time. I don’t think it’s a good thing to have two huge groups of races pitted against one another, like a huge black population and a huge white population and they basically stick to themselves. I think my city is the best situation, where the largest ethnic group is white and there is no dominant minority, rather, the minority community as a whole is multicultural. This is how to foster the most unity while maintaining the white culture that seems to be the bedrock of a prosperous city.
Dunno mate, taking up an opportunity to mention Derrida is social death down my way (my way being an Analytic Philosophy department) – and rightly so.
That’s not true. Look at this: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/16/white.valedictorian/index.html
White guy who is smart, handsome and charismatic attends all black college, they vote him valedictorian.
Justin Timberlake releases debut single “Like I Love You” featuring Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes and rap duo Clipse, gets regular rotation on BET.
Go ask any black person how they feel about Bill Clinton and they will tell you he is God.
Black people don’t hate white people. They love white people who prove themselves not to be racist. I say this as a black person with black American relatives.
Plus, he uses terms like “mulatto” and “negro”. Who even uses those words anymore?
Portnoy, you talk like my grandpa. What are you, a Confederate Army veteran? The South lost 147 years ago, my good man. It may be time to move on with the whole “white power” thing.
Just had to pile on. And wait, I’m sure somebody’s pointed this out, but wasn’t Portnoy Jewish? And a compulsive masturbator? Hardly seems the right ethnicity for the screen name of a racist… But I guess you got the compulsive masturbator thing right.
I mean, you sure post _here_ a lot, anyway.
My dad has the last name Reich, meaning that yes, he was born in Germany, and my family, poor blacks from Brooklyn, welcomed him with open arms into the family. As long as you show that you have nothing against them, why should they have anything against you?
That mentality, of “they” hate me, “they” are not like me is pure and simple bigotry, it’s not based on reality.
you are a complete ass hole fuck you
I love you, portnoy. Seriously, you’re like Andy Kaufmann in reverse.
I never said, “To piss the white people” in off, I said, “To piss the racists in here,” off meaning what, maybe 3 of you? On a website with 28 million views? I don’t hate white people, though as a white racist, of course you’re going to be convinced that I do. What I said would anger you for these reasons: a successful and well-known white person engaged in a relationship with a black person, which white racists openly deride, the black person in question has millions of dollars, which white racists openly deride, and you literally have no brain, and enjoy talking out of your ass. You just keep talking about things places and cultures you know nothing about. If you knew anything you would know there is a huge online movement with no less than 30 blogs created by black women dedicated to the cause of interracial dating (and specifically, their desire to participate in relationships with white men), and this is causing a huge rift in the black community. It’s been a festering thing for a while now but blew up with the release of the theatrical film “Something New.” How do I expect you to know this, when you’re not black? I DON’T, but you keep talking out of your ass about things that have no relevance to you so I thought I should point it out.
I am the consummate anti-racist, which perhaps explains my frequent participation in this particular post. You could go on for 130 posts about how much you hate non-white people (which you pretty much have), and I would take it to mean that you are an idiot, who just so happens to be white. I would never draw the ridiculous conclusion that you are an idiot BECAUSE you are white. I know better than that.
But nice try.
You’ve made your conclusion about me based only on the fact that I live in a city you admit never having been to, and the fact that I am black, I have made my conclusions about you based on the fact that you are a douche and there is only one person here who doesn’t think so (aside from you of course), so why don’t we leave it at that? You can continue to ramble if you like but I won’t respond to you anymore. I’ve already wasted valuable youth talking to an idiot for far too long.
And before you say you never admitted it, you did by way of refusing to answer the question that was asked of you repeatedly: have you ever been to Toronto? Of course you haven’t. You only talk about shit you know nothing about. Not about anything of substance or value or subjective experience.
Jess, thank you for your response. I am indeed honest-to-a-fault. Throughout my life it has been both an asset and a liability depending on the circumstances.
You certainly have no need to apologize for or feel guilty about the actions of others. But I understand what you mean. The Portnoys of this world embarrass me. I freely admit that I have some prejudices which I’ve been careful to not reveal to my sons. Any prejudices that I still have at age 49 are probably here to stay.
I didn’t say that I thought that certain groups should leave America. I said that I wished that certain groups weren’t here. (Do a lot of american-indians wish that every other group would leave? I don’t know). Frankly, the 5-or-6-million muslims in America make me nervous, however irrational that may be, but I know that the overwhelming majority of them want the same things that you and I do: peace, prosperity and to provide a good life for our children. (Bad news: social security & medicare are going to bankrupt us).
Re. “…reprehensible acts of the ***impoverished*** few.” My mother and her nine siblings grew up in ***REAL*** poverty in depression-era east Texas. None of them became criminals. Poverty doesn’t cause or force people to commit crimes. If it did then why aren’t _all_ poor people criminals?
My worthless father deserted my mother & I when I was ten. She wasn’t in a position to do anything for me. I put myself through college by first spending three years in the army and earning the G.I. Bill education benefits (and saved some money); was in the army reserve while in college; worked jobs during summer- & Christmas-break; received no grants or scholarships; did without a car until my last year of college; took out no student-loans and when I graduated I had zero-debt of any kind whatsoever.
There are 21 words that my sons have heard so many times that I just _know_ they’re going to have them put on my tombstone: “Each and every day we are presented with choices; we make our choices and then we have to live with them.” As Lawrence Fishburne said in the second _Matrix_ movie “It begins with choice.”
Anyone who claims that they commited a crime because they were/are poor–“boo-hoo”– needs to be bitch-slapped and sent to prison. Worthless pieces of ***shit***.
–Jeff in Houston, Texas
Dear Portnoy,
Ahahahahaha….hahahahaha….
Ha. Ha. Ha.
My sides, they hurt. Poor fellow, your life is full of sorrow and woe, isn’t it?
Stuff *angry* white people like: sad and twisted logic.
Actually, “black” is much more politically correct than “african-american” for the simple reason that”african-american” insinuates that the black person that you are speaking about is of African descent!
Well what about all those jamaican-americans, and haitian-americans! You just can’t lump them all together as “african-american”!
I love when people in the media refer to a black person who is actually from outside the US as “African-American”, because they’re so afraid to say “black”.
Clander has his groove back…….the last couple posts have been great
Bitch, please. Let me quote your own words to you:
““I think a lot of minorities and underprivileged people in the country DO want whites to feel guilty””
You, a minority, are in mid-guilt trip as we speak.
It’s not so much that I think you are dishonest, it’s that you’ve plainly admitted it yourself.
You repeatedly accuse white people of being racist without any reason or cause. Why? Because you have material motive to do so. By perpetuating the myth whitey is racist you get “employment equity”, a massive financial incentive to call your fellow citizens racist. A clever short term strategy; long term, not so much.
Pretending for a moment you are sane, I have a great deal of empathy for black women in Canada with respect to dating. I see an awful lot of single black women in Canada, too many to be statistically plausible, and I’d say over half of the girlfriends of black guys are white, or Asian.
In America there is at least some taboo or pressure on successful black men to “keep it in the family” and marry black women. That doesn’t exist in Canada, to the great detriment of black women. This is an explosive situation.
Look, black women give me a stiff a boner as any race, honestly, but the more pertinent matter is that they – you – have a barely concealed hatred for white males; can you blame us for being apprehensive about dating black women? We just know you’re waiting for the precise moment to fuck us over with maximum damage.
When GG Michaelle Jean unveiled a memorial to an early Canadian slave girl recently she described the moment as “revenge”. She actually used the word “revenge” to describe the fact that a black woman was now the head of state in Canada. You can’t blame us for having a problem with that.
“”I think today is sweet revenge,” Canada’s first black Governor General told the Montreal Gazette after laying a bouquet of Easter lilies beneath a plaque in Marie-Josephe Angelique’s memory. ”
…
“I can’t help but think this woman, in the prime of her life, would have had a completely different fate if she had been of a different race or if she’d been free,” Jean said. “She was treated that way because she was black.
News flash, Madame GG: there were plenty of white slaves in Canada, and the USA, and Africa and Asia.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/04/08/slave-060408.html
This is the whitest comment thread I have ever read.
@ Camel Toe,
I do. Despite our sordid history, I have mucho respect and gratitude to AAs. If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t be here and white people would an ever more grandiose view on their superiority.
PS if you can forward a link to one of these 30 blogs where black chicks are discussing dating whitey I’d appreciate it. Straight talk is rare and they might benefit from hearing what I just said; in any case the subject interests me.
When you were writing up this respectably thoughtful but depressingly melodramatic rebuttal to an innocuous humor blog, did you stop and guess how many people would make it all the way through your militant ramblings? I did, about halfway through, and that guesstimation was zero, including me.
I was very offended this morning, on my drive in to work. I live in an all-white community, and I drive into a city and see this greasy wet back spic. I spun around and threw a bud can off his fucking head. Once in the country at the very least use some fucking soap and hot water. I’m Mark Blowen fantastic new superhero of the current economic slump. I say defend the U.S.A. keep the spic cockroach motherfuckers out! To all you jew douchebags lick my balls.
They say I can dance and of course they’re were right. I also can finger roll!
Dude, give it up, I already busted you once for being a fake white person; white people simply don’t talk like you do and you’d hardly be the first non-white to pretend to be a white racist on the internet in order to smear whitey.
You’ve obviously never looked at a map of California. it’s this insanely large state, with lots of regions. There’s a place called Stockton- it is full of conservatives and middle class people who moved there due to this thing called gentrification- they all lost their home.
It’s also meth capital of the world too.
yeah, that, and also sticking his head up his rectum again. Stop it, it’s a foul way to go through life.
Oh yeah, loser.
Portnoy, for years, we in science have thought human beings to be superior in intelligence, however, everyday, I’m forced to realize, this is grossly untrue. You’re pretty dense and if it wasn’t so pathetic, it’ll almost be funny.
*transparent*
I’m not white but it bothers me when people spell incorrectly… typos are usually okay.
Why exactly would we want to be? Are you implying that there’s something wrong with being non-white?
OK, so in one rambling insanity-filled post, you have personally blamed me for all racial tension existing in America and any and all guilt whites feel for anything race-realted. Um, sure. You have made the conclusion that I hate white males because I pointed out, quite accurately, that you and a few other posters here are racist, as you proudly, vocally and frequently declared as much. Nevermind the fact that my father and the majority of my romantic partners have been white males and I intend on marrying my current partner who is a white male. And by the way, Michaelle Jean is a source of pride for all Canadians, she’s poised, smart and beautiful, and is also married to a white male, which I’m sure you conveniently excluded from your research. Her statement is completely right – in another era, a woman just like herself would have been treated very poorly because she was black. She has stated on many occasions that she feels very fortunate to have been given the opportunities that she has. Before you talk shit about our GG keep in mind that Canadians of all colours love her and it’s basically like telling the English Princess Diana was a slut.
I would say more but from here on out I will live by the following code: http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG
You, my friend, are a troll. Find someone new to provoke.
Well, you obviously haven’t heard of tofu and porn vegetarianism…
Actually the term, Negro used to be an acceptable category denoting dark-skinned peoples native Sub-Saharan Africa, much like the terms “Caucasian” and Mongoloid, and of course, these names were given by white explorers at the time… who pretty much fucked it up for everyone else after years of exploitation based on race-driven theories about these groups. Of course all of the above names are now derogatory, except for the term Caucasian (I don’t think anyone really cares, after all you guys gave yourselves that name). So, if you’re really cross about not being able to socially use those awesome-sounding words “Negro”, Oriental, Mongoloid, blame it on your ancestors… they took all the fun out of good-spirited name-calling. It doesn’t sound like that’s a problem for you though being that you know nothing about social grace. I bet you masturbate multiple times a day… actually, maybe not, I hear your “lord” says it’s a sin for which you will burn in the hot fire place. Sucks for you bud…
lol.
Omg, haha. This actually happened to me. Not to this extent, but I heard someone say something about China, and I said, “No, that’s Japan.” (I forget what the comment was). She said, “Whatever, same difference. They’re the same thing.”, which annoyed me immensely because of her grammar mistake, because I’m white (haha), and I freaked out and gave her a lecture.
I am apparently a complete stereotype because I fit everyone of these on this site. Not really the descriptions, just the list, but still.
It’s humorous.
Funny that this is a racial thing. I bet black people in Africa and elsewhere worldwide, exhibit such behaviors also, being that it must be an innate thing.
Oh dear, you guys make my head hurt, what whole/ rock and in what part of the country did you crawl out from? I’m amazed by how the ignorance… wow.
English must not be your first language…
Darn, portnoy’s still alive. *Must wish harder*.
*note to self*, Jews aren’t whites. Who knew…
OK, it’s official: you are a hater completely incapable of rational thought. You just hate, that’s all you do. My work here – exposing black people as the most racist people ever – is done.
I’m half-white, and I think what you say is mostly true, but it’s sometimes a different story when it’s white people talking about Muslims. Some “white people” (i.e., educated and liberal white people), who would get VERY offended if someone belittled blacks, Jews, women or gays, easily let lies and snide remarks about Islam or Muslims pass.
I was once watching a TV show that was saying the most ridiculous things about Islam, and a group of “white people” classmates were watching it with me. I tried to say that the show was misrepresenting Muslims, and they told me to stop watching if I didn’t like it. I guess Islamophobia is still not as offensive in some “white people” circles as interrupting a taped TV show. 😉
Fortunately, I’ve also met many “white people” who are very open-minded towards Muslims.
politically correct people are offended that everyone
does not agree with their politically correct opinions.
That is why they deem white people as inherently racist,
and non-white conservatives such as Clarence Thomas, Condoleeza Rice and Thomas Sowell as “Uncle Tom’s”. They seem to think that all blacks think alike- not realizing that this, in itself, is racist.
LOL!!!
I do stare (I try not to be too obvious, I hate when people stare at me… and they usually do, I’m pretty hot and all…) but not because I’m a dope or anything, well, maybe… anyway, I’m a medical student and usually curious and when I stare, I typically come up with differential diagnoses in my head… I could be a dork like that. Often, when I get caught staring, I smile sweetly, but I’m rarely in a position to ask what’s wrong or talk to the parent.
PS: that wasn’t a wink, only losers wink. It was an end to my parentheses.
Your caps are on…
Good one… although from your name, you’re probably a “dyke” and a super old one too.
No, it’s not just you. Although, “intelligent conservatives”? Come on now, that’s like an oxymoron.
True, and I would know this…
Of course you do…
Sounds to me like your mom was a whore… don’t take it out on the world.
It’s commonly spelled that way? Where? dumbass!
Lol. I really wouldn’t respond to this vapidity if I were you. It’s pretty much a rewording of all his other posts.
I summarize:
White people are the greatest people on earth, the most discriminated against, the smartest, the most illustrious, Asians are chinks, blacks hate that they aren’t white, Ashkenazis have facial deformities, Mexicans are illegal. Yep, that about sums it up. We have since moved on while this supremacist fucktard continues to beg to be heard.
Immediately after reading this, I spent two hours reading the linked Wikipedia article on Derrida so I would never be a victim of that kind of social death. Thanks, clander!
Jamaican-blacks are descendants of “African” slaves the same as those in the US.
Yeah, you wish that were true. I tutored a lot of whites in Georgia in English composition. You should’ve seen the atrocities they committed with apostrophes, the word “literally” in non-literal contexts and non-words like “fixing-to” and other such nonsense. Then they yell at the Chinese delivery kid, “speak American or go back to your fucking third world country”. Oh, don’t tell me these are the wrong kinds of white people, they’re all over the fucking place, there’s no getting away from them. I moved back to California and they come out of the woodwork (usually when I’m alone and don’t have a lot of white, liberal supporters) and want to talk to me about affirmative action and other crap… like I’m supposed to feel bad.
Lame.
The best one of those jokes is:
q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Hey got the gas bill!!
I feel no reason to attack you, “Tom”. You spent an entire rant attacking me, but didn’t address or disprove one item that I’ve stated.
You are a coward.
I can back up everything I say with fact and footnote.
Plus, I have truth and righteousness on my side, that is why all you can do is call me “names”. Why don’t you stick to the subject matter of the thread as I do?
Oh well. Good luck in life.
Woo hoo! I’m a regressive minority?! Sweet!
Conservatives are generally very bright people.
Not just white folks, pretty much everyone. (I’m a native San Franciscan) But seriously, what’s not to hate?
Street cred? I told you before, when I see black street punks on the sidewalk they rarely even make eye contact with Whites (at least the ones that have their shit together).
I’m still curious, what exactly is “white culture”? I’m not being a smartass, I promise.
I agree. Whites should hate GWB for dragging us into a costly war for israel’s security and leaving our borders wide open.
The problem with the false Whites of San Francisco is they hate GWB and yet think he’s “Hitler”.
But would Hitler support an amnesty for illegals? leave the borders wide open? fight a war for Neocon jews?
When you think about it, the San Fran Whites really ought to applaud Bush for furthering their agenda.
The valedictorian at an “ALL BLACK” college was White?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my, too much!!!!!!!!!
Toronto, and Canada too, has government bureaucracies to deal with “racism”. Do deny this?
There was no “racism” when Canada was White, now it is riddled with it and there is probably a newspaper story about some aspect of it every day. Why do you deny this?
Whites never asked or voted to be forced to live with racism.
Racism can only exist, by definition, in a multi-racial environment.
Why is this so difficult?
Read about the new “afro-carribbean” school in Toronto. Sounds like yet another racial issue in Toronto. It never ends.
Justt another personal attack with no substance or fact behind it.
Toronto had a terrible rap when it was White? LOL!!!!!!! Says who, a bunch on non-whites idiots?
Sure, and the USA had a terrible rap when it was White too post WW2, and now look at our reputation!! We’ve gone from being the (White) envy of the civilized world to a multi-cult “Fading superpower”.
Gee, it couldn’t have anything to do with the tens of millions of non-Whites?
I assure you Canada’s reputation will fall the more multi-racial and dysfuntional it inevitably gets.
Tell the Chinese that importing a multi-racial stew will be good for them, see what they tell you. You are an idiot, you must not work in business.
Look at South Africa today. Any questions as to what happens when Whites are overthrown?
The South Africans are worse off and now they have literally nobody to fix it.
Why would any sane White person want this to happen to Canada or the USA?
One can already clearly see the effects of the non-White population in the USA and our fading status.
Any White person who doesn’t worry about this is probably one of those too stupid to reproduce anyway, which is most of the loser White liberals.
Big deal. Communists had “mottos” like that too, and they eventually imploded. USSR is now 15 ethno-states divided on race. Yugoslavia? We all know the story.
To prove that diversity is a strength, you have to prove that the increases in income wouldn’t exist without it, and you CANNOT and never could prove that, ever.
They would probably be even higher, as importing in low IQ and impoverished people brings DOWN the incomes per capita.
I’d like to know what is “way out there”?
It’s all fact. When truth and righteousness are on one’s side, dealing with anti-White racists and bigots is easy.
Yeah, he’s just like all the fake hate-crime types aka people who commit “hoax crimes”.
There have been tons of stories about coeds who were busted painting swastikas, etc. on their own doors and then report it.
here’s just one:
WASHINGTON — Officials at George Washington University say a student who complained of swastikas being drawn on a dorm room door has admitted responsibility for them.
University spokeswoman Tracy Schario says campus police found out what happened at Mitchell Hall by using a hidden camera. The student admitted responsibility today.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308446,00.html
Actaully, her mom killed her father in self-defense
Nice hate rant.
Maybe “someday” Toronto will finally eliminate all the racism reported daily in the news. Maybe it won’t?
You are a denier.
There are racist-related stories DAILY in the Toronto press, all tied to the level of multi-racialism the anti-white communist types have pushed on the city. They will never get it “right”, that pie-in-the-sky nonsense.
Married people with children, the MAJORITY of the population in Toronto self-segregate.
Your pathetic LITTLE world is not the world at large, and maybe someday you’ll grow up. When you do, and choose schools and housing for a family, you will self-segregate based on race and ethnicity just like everyone else does including the clannish non-whites.
You suck totally, you just have no facts to back up anything you say.
Why would I want to visit a tourist “shopping mall” to get a feel for reality of a city?
You are flat nuts. Grow up.
Why is an anti-White racist bigot like “Jess” even on a White blog?
If you don’t think race exists then how do you account for the name of this website?
Name one country in the history of the world where multi-racialism works in the long run? Where has it been managed right? Provide an example, if you can.
You are the most brainwashed non-critical thinking person I have ever met.
You are soooooooo stupid.
Mixed race marriages destroys the very diversity that you are claiming to celebrate.
What do you really stand for?
I know: Hating Whites.
“Civil Rights” and “human rights” for that matter do not cover sexual practices.
What a joke. There are serious human rights issues in this world, yet we are all supposed to provide special treatment for people who have intercourse with their own sex?
Gay “rights” is a joke, and it’s pathetic intellectually.
Go boof your boyfriend behind closed doors, who is stopping you?
So that’s your problem, you are mixed-race. That explains your hate for those that are proud of their ancestry and like it that way.
It was selfish of your parents to put you in the position they have. It is also selfish of your parents to turn you loose on society to push your hate of the mainstream, solely because you aren’t from that background.
I get it now.
You want everyone to think like you do.
Ask the people of Chicago what they think of “Race”. It’s a never ending issue with Farrakhan, Jesse, Obama, Rev. Wright, Pfleger, huge Mexican May Day rallies, Zionists pushing their causes too, etc.
Only an idiot that sits around a divebar thinks all this multi-racialism is good.
There are so many hateful people of color out there, pushing for their race, etc. that it’s amazing they don’t seem to think like “Jess”.
So many non-White racists and activists out there, but Jess will deny they exist. They devote their lives to their “race”.
Oh, what losers they are, right?
Exactly. Whites are the LEAST racist and racially aware people that exist on this continent.
The list of Black racists, here and in Africa, is endless.
I used to work for Trizec and I have been to Toronto 4-5 times.
You know, this blog just hasn’t been as fun since these goddamn Stormfront nazis have been invading the comment board.
Go smoke some more dope, and get your ass fucked in a glory hole white boy fago, that sums you up, Bucky da bitch boy.
Hey layabout get a job, you need not concern yourself with me. I would wager that you are on the Wellie and have been seen in the foodstamp line. I am not a racist, and you have not offended me, go work of your suntan.
what are you smoking? white people are by far the easiest group of people to offend on behalf of someone else.
So you are a college student, no wonder you’re so irresponsible with your mouth.
none of Portnoy’s brain is functioning—–I’m talking of the parts which are there to make him human
Aww, and I though you guys woulda made a cute couple. You the “top” of course.
Portney,
You are a first class dumb fuck. A white trash dumb fuck. A blithering idiot dumb fuck, but nonetheless a dumb fuck.
And, you are so fucking dumb that you keep proving to all, in case there is a doubt, that you are a dumb fuck.
Tom didn’t attack you; he told you what you are and why you are that way. I call it a dumb fuck. Too damn dumb to shut up, and too damn fucked up to know why. A DUMB FUCK.
Get some help, not for stupid, that can’t be fixed, but for mental stability. Your college probably has a health clinic with some personnel for mental health. You could be their poster child and receive all the attention you desperately seek.
Word. I don’t get it at all. Especially when almost all Americans know how Iraq got sooo screwed by Bush making shit up about them and then just pulling out a full-on war on them.
That weird “I’m not racist” anti-Arab shit is just so lazy.
I love “the Iraq” and like such as.
Foucault is way cooler dude.
You shoulda seen the smackdown that sexy frenchman laid on Chomsky man. Seriously.
He knew how to have a good time too!
But oh the diversity!
a whole lot of these comments seem very mean, but none are offending me. I only like the idea of offense in a sports setting anyway.
plus, I’m annoyed that I know who Derrida is, but we read something he wrote in my English class, so it was kind of unavoidable. but mostly he’s a waste of space in my head, which doesn’t really have that much space.
Woo-hoo, WP love Brecht!
Yeah, and everyone knows that offense doesn’t win championships.
Hmm… “This red-haired guy just came in and bought a car charger”? It’s a description of what the guy looks like, so you can more easily figure out which guy they mean. Seems innocent enough.
what I like about this site is the degree to which it applies and doesn’t apply to me at the same time. Example: Scarves, I fucking hate scarves, I will never wear one, but I fucking love my New Balances.
PORTNOY said :I feel no reason to attack you, “Tom”. You spent an entire rant attacking me, but didn’t address or disprove one item that I’ve stated.
You are a coward.
I can back up everything I say with fact and footnote.
Plus, I have truth and righteousness on my side, that is why all you can do is call me “names”. Why don’t you stick to the subject matter of the thread as I do?
Oh well. Good luck
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You have righteousness on your side? Bwahahaha!
My god, you have no self-awareness at all do you? Your righteousness is what the stable people on this board call “mental illness.” But you will never see the light, will you? You will continue to try and destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy to lift your weak self-esteem a few notches higher. You can’t even comprehend how the things you write affect others on this board, can you? My god, what did your dad do to you as a kid? Did he make you kill your hamster or something?
And, of course, we’re all wrong and you’re right, right? You have the truth on your side, man! Narcissism, the driving force of the sociopathic personality.
Anyway, let’s see your google and footnoting powers at work.
Prove to me there’s a Jewish conspiracy to control the world and keep down the Anglos. I want footnotes, and references from reliable sources and quotes from notable historians and academics. Since your entire identity hangs on this belief, it better be good or else you will prove to all the people reading this just how psycho you are. If you don’t give me anything, I will constantly post this until you give me an adequate response.
I want a list of names of the elite families of the world and how they conspire to control western governments. Family by family with links. I want proof that they are all Jewish as well. If you can’t provide this to me, everything you believe and everything that drives you is a lie.
Go!!!
Good luck douche!
If you want to read about racial issues, just go to:
http://www.vdare.com/
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/forumdisplay.php/newslinks-articles-12.html
These sites have a great deal about the white consevative perspective, stormfront has an open forum for anti-white peoples, and they have a news section that lists daily reports of often horrendus crimes committed by blacks and latinos, that goes unmentioned in our Jewish/Liberal controlled media.
Basicly being ‘racist’ is just voting for the home team. Western Whites created our modern civilization, so obviously they have something to complain about when the system is so bent on destroying it, including freedom of speech.
Some good sites about racial issues would be:
http://www.vdare.com/
http://www.stormfront.org/forum
The White Liberal Issue is showing itself with Obama, the College educated Democrat morons are voting for this clown, the ‘blue collar’ Democrats who live around blacks and latinos, who have NOTHING in common with Liberal Whites BTW, are voting for Hillary.
So even CLASS demographics are affecting the Democrats, who are dividing along racial lines.
Diversity will destroy our social stability in time. What a ship of fools!
I have also found that white people love to be “TOLERANT”…but not over religion. Actually, it’s more like they will be tolerant of ANY religion but Christianity. They say “tolerance” like it only applies to gay people, but not to any belief that is different from their liberal one.
If you don’t agree with them, you are “ignorant” or “Intolerant”.
When actually, they are the ones that embody the definition.
Hey Americans,
There are other races outside of White and Black, you know. Dumb f**ks.
Allison, that comment was funny as hell! And so true…
Jeff, you are just as offensive as Portnoy. Neither one of you are representative of anything “positive”. As I continue to read your comments, it seems as if you get off on letting your flaws (i.e., racism) run wild once you’ve warmed up to the topic at hand.
Any hoot, for the record, white people IMO are not so great and to your point about living around “non-whites”, if I had my choice, I’d live homogeneously with black people and it’s because I can not stand people like you (i.e., white).
Peace.
Um, I think he meant “Dr. Dre”…late 1990’s, early 00’s rapper/producer extraordinaire…
LOL! case, you almost made me choke!
I beg to to differ! They LOVE laughing at themselves – just not with you people around to join in!
I’m sorry, Kenny – can you explain what an “ethnic” is? I’ve never heard that term used as a ‘people-group’ nomenclature.
Stuff white people like: being treated inordinately rude and hateful by their loved ones… He told you to “go fuck yourself” because you told him he hurt you?
And you didn’t bitch-slap his ass…?
Did you really just post the link to a KKK site?
WOW….
Women have *zero* gaydar. This is the gender which for decades refused to believe Liberace was gay.
Mark – who are you referring to when you say “them”? Are you that ‘white-minded’ to think that while white people can be diverse in their aesthetics/beliefs/inherent values/behavior – that all black people are the same and completely dysfunctional? Are you that typical and ignorant?
What does being an adult teach you about human nature? It should teach you that nothing is ever as it seems and that you can’t lump people all in the same category – especially just because they share the same skin tone and ancestry. Are all red-headed Irishmen drunkards? Do all pale-skinned British have bad teeth and are all Europeans hygienically challenged? Are all Arabs Muslim and ready to start a jihad with the first infidel they come across? Do all dark-skinned people the world over – whether they are A-A, African, Pakistani, Indian, Australian, Samoan, etc. share the same dysfunctions you seem to believe belong exclusively to black Americans?
Or could what one person or a group of people exhibit be because they are a product of their environment?
Stop being an ass.
Great point. I hate it when white people call stuff like that “class” issues. Its so obvious that its a race issue.
i hate most of the stuff on that list!
Micheal Jackson is an “Uh-Oh” Oreo, white on the outside, black on the inside………….and you know those little blue eyed blonde haired kids aint his……
What i dont get is why black people still like him, sure he had great music, but im not gunna buy thriller again to give his perverted ass more money. Im pretty sure white people hate micheal, i do know black people hate him, but they forgive way to damn often, if they didnt forgive so much, there would be less violence in the world because if you forgive a killer, he will think its ok to kill again etc.
I dont know, micheal jackson is pretty damn white to me, and a women at that, so i wouldnt tell people they couldnt be anything they wanted.
Lil Kim is asian now……..
Lindsey Lohan is a lesbian…….
Joan Rivers is a mutant………
So im pretty sure black people can become white people, hell look at obama, he is so white he married a black women and even got every black person to vote for him, ands hes white.
You say that as if it’s a bad thing.
Oh Joey Cunts here, I’m here to let out the truth. The liberal guys on this site, try to appear to be a friend of the black man, but the liberals are worse than the racist guys. Its in a liberals best interest to keep blacks down, food stamps, public housing, public school, and on and on. If the blacks stood on their own, they’d be better off and the liberals would be out of business. The race pandering bullshit that has not solved anything in 40 years, give it up, time has proven you wrong. The gov. of Mass. little black Deval, is hunting down illegals, not to deport them, but to make sure they have free health care. The only solution is to depend on yourself …..Liberals suck and are fucking useless bags of shit.
Have you actually READ anything posted at VDARE.com?
Answer: “NO, because I cant think, Im a white Liberal, and if I read negatives REALITES about Blacks etc, that will make me a racist.”
Basicly, stupid White Liberals can’t be told the negative truths about RACE, because that means that the KKK, David Duke, etc are correct, which makes White Liberals Racists no better than David Duke, KKK etc.
Here is David Dukes website, Please tell me exactly what he says is so horrible?
http://www.davidduke.com/
I don’t think Stormfront is a KKK site, but how many people have the KKK killed in the last 20 years? Answer: 0
How many people have been murdered by illlegal aliens, or black criminals in the past 20 years: Hundreds of thousands.
RAP music actually CELEBRATES this, yet any outcries are suppressed by indirect threats of violence from these sub-humans, which is ignored by liberal whites, lest they become racists.
I would challenge you to argue with facts, not fantasy. The facts of the matter are that Liberal whites don’t like facts, they like fantasy that all people can live in peace, when in fact there is a race war going on right now, and it will never end unless we have a Saddam Hussein Soviet style government.
Europe, which is more liberal, is slowly turning against the White Eugenics policies of the left and of the racist “multi cult” think.
So go listen to your free rap music and pawn over your black gangster websites if you wish, and go ahead and kill your white genes and pop out a little mud-man like Obama the Prince of Fools. Not everyone wants to be the brood hen for regressive, violent, stupid (see Africa) races.
Sorry tried for 5 minutes couldnt find any ‘good’ gangsta- rap sites….
http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/20040216rap0216p1.asp
Go, Tom, go. Old DF Portnoy has no brain therefore no ability to do research so the only answer you will get is more of his rubbish.
To Portnoy,
Come on DF let’s see if you can pass your freshman research exam, or be the straw man. (look it up)
Actually, not all Stormfronters are ‘Nazis’, or National Socialists. But most of Liberal Europe has National Socialism. I think Hillary Clinton “supports” a medical form or National Health Insurance, or National Socialism. I think Liberals want schools integrated with muds, or National Socialism (as long as they can pull their kids out when it gets too dark)
Liberals LOVE National Socialism, and trying to BAN any discussion of RACE, like good little Nazi’s…
See how ignorant you are???
David Duke is the True ‘Liberal”. You damn Nazi’s want to kill off all the whites, what do you expect??
http://www.davidduke.com/
My white boyfriend is a hardcore liberal. I live in one of the most liberal countries in the world, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Even our conservative party won’t interfere with free healthcare and gay marriage rights. They pretty much just lower taxes a bit by taking away from social work programs, so they’re actually good for something.
I’m very happy to be biracial. I’m very proud of who I am. I think everyone should be proud of who they are. For instance, my best friend is Polish and she’s very proud of her heritage and her culture, and I think she should be. I always tell her that she should take pride in her (other) language, her country, etc. But there is a difference between pride in who you are and hatred for those who are different, and you are very obviously a person who is full of hate. Everyone here can see it. You’re just in denial.
(Sigh). Chimps. I’m talking to chimps.
I don’t march with Jesse Jackson. I had never heard of a May Day rally until you mentioned one. I don’t live in Chicago, remember? If it’s fairly true that everyone is, to some extent, a product of their subjective experiences, than mine have been people of various races hanging out, sharing a good laugh and getting along. OK, that wasn’t yours. I feel really sorry for you, that’s too bad, you’re missing out. Tough shit.
I’m especially happy I was born biracial because it made me attractive by conventional standards, and this affords a privilege in society in one’s youth that will squelch any bitterness and rage towards the world. If you’re ugly, I can understand why all the anger.
Yeah, he is a psychopath eh? Here he goes again, thinking he knows more than the people who actually live here despite never having been here even once.
He’s a shut-in. I bet you he’s ugly and that’s why all the rage.
sarasbloginterraciallove.blogspot.com
bfinterracialmarriage.blogspot.com
whitemenforblackwomen.blogspot.com
This popular black site, bossip, made a post about one of these black women looking to meet white men/white men looking to meet black women dating sites, and it was the most commented on post ever featured. You can literally see the venom coming from those black men who oppose it:
Apparently, many of these men think it’s OK for black men to date white women but not for black women to date white men.
God forgive me if you actually go to these sites and say some of your crap…
The bossip link was: http://www.bossip.com/16252/they-jacked-our-lingo/
Also, none of these women need your “straight talk,” most of them are married to white men already or in serious relationships with one. Sara, in particular, is known for straight up deleting the posts of trolls who attempt to start shit there, so you’re preaching to the wrong choir, they won’t hear you.
LMAO!!!!
Miss South Carolina… that was the funniest thing I ever saw on Youtube.
While it’s noble of you to point out what we all know, that this portnoy character is batshit crazy, I think it’s probably best for us to adhere to this principle http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG
in regards to him. Can we all make a collective effort? We can watch him and whitey implode due to lack of attention.
This is the other funniest thing I ever saw on Youtube:
When you say “views abortion for what it really is”, do you mean “murder” or “a medical procedure”?
My grandmother is as conservative as they come, but she worked as a nurse in pre-Roe v Wade days and saw the botched abortions, and she only votes for pro-choice candidates.
He could be a wigger.
Oh god, a Canadian, go figure. Well if you dont stop the mud invation when whites like you are 40% of the population the muds will pass laws to gain your property and sell you into prostitution.
So PLEASE keep that mud-flow endless immigration from moronic backwards ANTI-LIBERAL countires commin’. We really can’t wait until it kills you goofy clowns.
I am white.
I hate being offended (this website offends me.)
But ONCE i do get offended I will defend myself. But I don’t prepare myself before it ever happeneds.
For Ethnic News the big media doesn’t tell you about, from around America, distilled
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Blacks have created the dysfunctional environment in which they live, and expect white men to clean up after them.
Whites like you are an enemy to civilization.
I don’t have time to read all this but I’m sure I’d find it offensive on behalf of somebody. harumph!
i am offended by this.
See, I’m waiting for someone to explain that too.
Yeah, depending what historical period you’re in, Jews, Irish, Spaniards and Slavs may/may not be considered White.
I don’t know what period Portnoy’s in tho…
“whoever uses the term “racist” is the true racist.”
I think you should get a medal for that logic, sweetened up my day.
What a joke! I used to very often be mistaken for being other than an African-American simply by my tastes, character, tone of voice, likes, dislikes, dress, style, etc, etc. I love Whole Foods, always have simply for the quality that for quite awhile was unsurpassed anywhere. Funny, tho, I was all too often made to feel “different” and “watched” when doing my shopping. You see, I loved just wandering around seeing all the different and unusual stuff. I’d try out different things just for the heck of it and vitamins and soaps, cosmetics – all organic! I was in 7th Heaven! But, yeah. “White” people did and do seem they have a sort of special “ownership” in shopping there. BULL SH….!
Look I’d love it if what you said was true, but you keep using that crap Japan example. Ever heard of racism against burakumin & Koreans? Who are, incidentally, racially identical to mainstream Japanese. People who don’t have ethnic minorities to pick on just make some up.
I’ve been to all three, just not in this country. Makes sense, though, Mexicans haven’t had a foothold like the Europeans yet.
Vijay? Obama? What do they have to do with this
It’s been itching at me, but wasn’t Philip Roth Jewish?
It’s very silly that the majority of your arguments and statements are categorizing people as white or not white. What’s funnier is that your logic is always the same too.
This guy is not white,
this guy is white,
white is good.
You’re a very strange person, and I personally can never take you seriously. It makes your comments hilarious.
Yeah, but this is only the case because the whites in South Africa were fucking all the non-whites over beforehand. You can’t just ignore historical discrimination and start blaming people for what they are now that it’s on its way out.
No way.
You’re just a second-rate Portnoy’s Complaint. You’re a mini-me. A beta. You’re the Robin to his Batman, and I do mean that in the gay pedophilia way.
Good post. Speak for five minutes to any white college student and you will see this post is painfully true.
Kikoe, I’m the slightest bit sorry that you find me as offensive as Portnoy. Portnoy seems to be motivated by pure hate–and Portnoy, I don’t claim to be able to read your mind–whereas my position is based on pragmatism, I call’em like I see’em. I think that I’m more honest & objective than someone like Portnoy.
If being a racist means that you believe that your race is superior to all others then I am not a racist. The same research that indicates that the average white person is somewhat more intelligent than the average black person also indicates that the average asian is somewhat more intelligent than the average white person. So if there’s a “master race” apparently it isn’t mine.
Btw, in both the millitary and in my civilian career I’ve encountered a great many black people, both men and women, that were demonstrably smarter than I am. When they were my supervisor I had no problem with it.
As an aside, and this isn’t profound, intelligence manifests itself in different ways. Shakespear couldn’t do what Neuton did who couldn’t do what Mozart did who couldn’t do what Edison did who couldn’t do what Einstein did and so on. My hat is off to whoever invented the frozen pizza and the tv-remote-control; many thanx.
There’s no doubt in my mind that main-stream American culture, which some derisively refer to as “acting white,” is demonstrably better than “black culture” and many non-western cultures. I could write a lengthy essay elaborating on that theme but don’t feel like it right now. “When in Rome…”
I certainly don’t blame you for wanting to live with nothing but black people. Strange how so many black people who achieve success promptly leave the “hood” to go live in areas that’re predominantly white. Rhetorical question: why don’t they stay and and try to help their community?
Indeed Peace
Sorry about that Easteller Bruihl, you see, WHITE LIBERALS who shop there NEVER SEE PEOPLE OF COLOR, unless its an Asian, so you freak em out when you show up.
Yet ANOTHER CONFIRMATION that WHITE LIBERALS are just as racist as any other white, hispanic, black or asian.
Let the blacks talk and they will rout the LIBERAL element every time.
Jeff, firstly, who the hell is Neuton? Secondly, I’m glad you didn’t feel like writing an essay: not hat I would read it, but you really don’t write that well to begin with and I wouldn’t want you to waste your time.
Are you on drugs or something?
Thank God for the remote control and frozen pizza? Um, OK, I guess some of us are easily impressed with things that have been around for decades</i). My hat comes off for the light bulb and K-Y Jelly.
Lastly, I’d like to know what mainstream American culture is. Is this the culture of San Mateo or Miami? What about Bangor and Rapid City? Is the culture of the people in Denver mainstream? Maybe Taxarkana culture is mainstream. Which one is better? There are plenty of people on this planet who do not live in your so-called mainstream culture, billions to be a little more precise. I think they’d have something to say about which culture is better.
yeah white people take offense to everything.
Rogers, okay, okay: I wrote Neuton when I should’ve written Newton, as in Sir Isaac Newton. And you’re correct: mainstream can be written without the hyphen.
Nope, not on drugs. The reference to frozen pizza and the remote-control was a joke. Guess I should’ve put a smiley-face on the end.
Mainstream American culture…it’s like beauty or love, it can’t necessarily be measured, I just know it when I see/feel it. Norman Rockwell depicted certain aspects of it. A movie like _Juno_ or _The Accidental Tourist_ shows a glimpse…_Leave it to Beaver_. I suspect that you know very well what I mean by Mainstream American culture.
I further suspect that you and kikoe are about as “prejudiced” as I am. (Can’t be measured). I further suspect that you and kikoe have experienced a case of “the truth hurts.”
Honestly, I don’t think that I’m prejudiced. My opinions about trends in certain groups aren’t a result of pre-judging, they’re a result of 32 years of fairly objective observation beginning when I went into the army in ’76.
Yeah, I’m Obama’s typical white person. And Jesse Jackson with his (in)famous quote about hearing footsteps behind him, turning around and seeing someone white and feeling relieved is the typical black person.
My initial reaction was that white people are the hardest to offend. Then I read this… I started cracking up when I realized that the point was that they get offended on behalf of others.
That’s what makes this site so brilliant.
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I can’t wait for this book…
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
i pooped my pants
Thank you, finally, some rationality and sanity on this site.
Thank you. It’s nice to know it’s not all crazy racists in here. I expected to find some lighthearted, pensive, intelligent, self-deprecating white people here (y’know, the type I’d always had a tendency to befriend) and instead found a bunch of rednecks. Thanks for being the voice of reason.
You pooped your fuckin’ pants???? Wel now I’m really goddamned offended!!!! Fuck!!!!1!!1111LolZ11!!!1!1oMG1111
Last year, early in my relationship with my boyfriend, I’d argued that racism doesn’t really exist anymore outside of the deep South, and he corrected me and told me that there is still a lot of racism (excuse my naivete.) I see now that he was right!
Oh really? I was tested and my IQ is 127, so it’s likely higher than yours.
Keep in mind that the environment I grew up in was conducive to higher education and a good study ethic, but my IQ showed up early in life with me being placed in the “gifted” program by second grade.
Now I just have to wait for you to cry “blasphemy! This is impossible… you’re black!”
If you’d like, I can post several studies indicating a link between racism and incidence of lower than average IQ.
Another thing White Liberals hate, a heavy dose of reality. This is why you get dirty looks in white rich liberal areas. THey dont want this to happen to them. But they vote for Obama ding dong, quite amazing….
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/14-year-old-boy-killed-494929.html
You do realize that in America whites are still 65% of the population and account for much of the obesity epidemic don’t you?
OK. Just checking. The only people who are, as a race, naturally thin are the Asians. This is why their BMI cutoff is 23, when it’s 25 for everybody else.
The creator of this site, Christian Lander, was actually living Toronto and discussing the wire with his Filipino friend when the idea for SWPL came to mind. That’s what drew me to this site initially, hearing that some dude made a successful website and he was from my city. The irony of the whole situation is kinda funny though…
dude no one read this because it was all like Blahdy blah blah. No one wants to read some ass pontificating about some shit no one cares about. Your second to last sentence, when you say “failing to actually say anything meainingful at all”. Thats what happened here, you failed to say anything meaningful. Que Darwinism ni que la chingada. simplified: if your dumb you die. The end.
Can you stop posting links to the KKK site? K, thanks.
You don’t need ‘gaydar’ when 99.9 % the men where you live are effectively ‘gay’, in one way or another- if not ‘Official Buggerers’ than just kind of sissy/emo-fairy/super-offended/pol correct/self conscious Uber-Wussies.
I have a lot of my border jumping cusins that live in Stockton. I have news for all of you. Those republican middle class people who moved out of LA because of gentrefication have company. (this isn’t a joke I really do have like 15 border jumping cusins in Stockton) sorry.
thats another thing I don’t understand about white people who the F**k notices a scarf on a DD commercial and like writes into corporate and makes a big stink. I know who! housewives from Naperville while waiting for little “Austin” to come out of gymboree. WTF, it is just a scarf. It is not gang colors as suggested earlier or terroristic, Dr. Evil plots intent on taking over the world via munchkin ads.
GET A GRIP
love, your housekeeper/nannie/gardner/ (insert stereotypical mexican job)
this is what we really think but we don’t say it to your faces at least not yet. wait a few years when we are the majority pop. then we’ll talk
Mexicans only deal and make meth (they don’t consume) for the white truck drivers and prostitutes in your trailer park. Don’t hate, participate. You know a lot about meth. You should give in and take some more one less of you more of my kind. Is it scarry for you to know that we are 39 million and growing? Id be shitting my pants if I were you. We are so not going anywhere. quick look behind you we might just be there. BOOO!
Being a good little liberal, would you mind if I used your bathroom? I may have shit my pants. Oh let me get to my point, The U.S. government does nothing right, nothing, and it takes lots of our hard earned money for the government to continue to do a bad job at everything. So why would we want to give them more money for some crappy social health care? You’re free, happy, and healthy when you stand on your own two feet and expect nothing from no one. And Keep your little paws out of my pockets, besides you may get some shit on you!
“Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops,” is a sentence fragment. See #99.
Maybe you should make an entry on grass roots action and the ingrained “think global act local” meme of white people. I know this has been touched upon in several entries, like “Recycling”, but it’s such an important feature of white psychology – that only voluntary, individual effort in a democratic society can and will save the planet – I feel it deserves its own entry.
There is also a peculiar parallel or background for this whole thinking in Maoism. Remember those “everyone kills one grain eating bird (and we’ll get an insect infestation for our effort)” and “lets all build our own useless blast furnace in the backyard (so no one will have time for gathering the harvest and 35 million will die next year)” slogans of the Great Leap Forward of 1958-1960?
That’s “think global act local” at its purest. Only white people have no totalitarian government to actually enforce their “grass roots” actions, of course.
WOW, you just changed the world bro. This broken bird can now fly again.
Yes, but so do black people. Actually, so do most people. I have yet to see someone enjoy a joke made at their expense. Usually, people find shit funny only when it’s about someone else. That’s why we should all poke fun at celebrities and leave our neighbours alone.
Sometimes I like to pretend.
lol
you’re awesome. I love your honesty.
Please don’t come back. We need you about as much as we need a bomb to the CN Tower. You’re trash. Stay where you are and continue to fuck your immediate family.
I never said anything about the US government. Why would I care what the US government does? I live in Canada. I only care what our government does, and for the most part, they do a good job. That’s why foreign countries don’t hate us the way they hate America, and that’s why so many of America’s sick go online looking to marry a Canadian. Even our conservative government doesn’t totally inspire disgust. Our PM Harper is actually pretty cute.
If Canada wasn’t so freakin’ cold, it WOULD be a perfect place…
Sometimes I lie on my back and think about white people. Other times I lie on my back and want white people inside me.
Yes, but I feel this way too, and I am not white. Perhaps we should call it, “The entitlement of the bored.”
The problem with this of course being that Klan members are almost exclusively lower-income, non-college eduated, blue-collar whites, so what cause would a black man of privilege have for going there? If he’s as snobby as the average white person of privilege, he wouldn’t be seen within 20 feet of a bunch of cousin-screwin,’ sweet potata pie-cookin’ po’ white folks in the Deep South.
Please tell that to my aunt. She’s had this problem at the airport with her son because HE IS SO WHITE, and she is his mother, but it doesn’t look that way from the surface…
marrying a white woman make him any higher class???
Have your asshole checked out, dumb ass. You should retain some of that loss; it helps hold in what brains you have left. Just a helpful hint from one to another.
You better care what the us government does. I hear we’re planing to invade your tundra and take all the diamonds and oil.
Try rolling over.
I used to think I was a really unique white person until I started reading these blog entries.
You already have a piece of our “tundra,” it’s called Alaska – and for most Canadians, that cold as hell part of the country is no-man’s-land, the Natives occupy it, mostly. It’s only white Americans who would actually choose to live in a place like that.
Mixed-race people don’t make this decision for themselves, society does. For instance, Halle Berry came out as a light-skinned black, therefore, people think of her as black. Mariah Carey came out as a white person, therefore, people think of her a white person.
Same goes for my family. Although, white “mixed” people are more likely to point out that they’re actually half-black, whereas black “mixed” people are more likely to just accept that they’re black and not point out that they’re actually half-white.
Um…Meh? The middle class pays almost no taxes. Google what you’re talking about before you reveal that you’re an idiot. Oops…too late.
now now.. its not so bad.. yes 80% of all stereotypes are true towards their targeted race.. but hey… i guess it’s better to have some like you.. then be fake and try to act like another race that you obviously are not….
and if that made your day.. then umm… can you help me paint my house now? i’m Mexican 🙂
Hell, man, we don’t want to live there, just own it and take the goodies.
After reading Howard Zinn in my AP US History class in high school, my best friend and I were enraged by the massacre of the Arawak Indians spurred by the voyage of Columbus. Naturally, we decided to boycott Columbus Day by making cute little t-shirts to wear to school that said things like “Genocide is not the trait of a hero,” and knew that we were very effective and superiorly aware.
Actually, only white people assumed you were black.
Most non-whites love Whites, and consciously or not, they want to lighten up their genes (of their offspring).
Among the non-White races, the lighter skinned ones are ruthlessly racist toward their darker skinned neighbors.
stormfront is not a “KKK” site, it’s a basic site for White people.
Nice try on the smear though.
Stormfront.org forums have over 5 million posts, all related to American & European history, culture and issues. Any White person who doesn’t learn something there must have a small and intolerant mind.
First of all, Tom, I never said those things or ever used a weasel word like “conspiracy”. Sorry.
Why don’t you do what I asked? Find something I said and prove it wrong. Or find something you want more clarification on.
The truth and righteousness are on my side.
That’s a site for Whites, not klan members. The forums have over 5 million posts. It is a great resource for white people.
this has nothing to do with any of this,
but soon we’ll all be one fucking color. like we are mixing races, having babies, so soon we’ll all be brown. so sorry if ur faggot ass business we’ll be going down soo. 🙂
That sure doesn’t make it right; does it?
Shut your trap, pleb.
Well, then, that’s just shrewd business sense.
I’ve personally seen lots of racist remarks on that website, as well as guys celebrating the murder of people who were black, and in one instance, the murder of a white guy and his black girlfriend in Detroit. It’s hard not to take offense to that. I know a lot of white people, and none of them would think that site is appropriate. I can only conclude that the “wrong kind” of white people frequent that site.
I just discovered your blog and I want you to know that you are hilarious!!! I totally agree with pretty much everything you say. It’s like you are saying all the things I have really wanted to say but was worried about people “being offended” !! 🙂 By the way, I am totally white. We are a crazy people, aren’t we?
How is calling a black person “African-American” not racist? I find it more offensive to be called an African-American, as a black male. White people aren’t called European-Americans, why should we have to have that sort of title?
You are right: most racism is directed towards whites.
Whites are victims of the most violent hate crimes.
Jess doesn’t know that valedictorians are chosen by GPA.
She must be about 13 years old.
Because it’s one step closer to shipping you back.
Some people thrive on being offended because they are bored and attention starved. They will make up things to be offended about. These people are called “Brats” “Bitches” “Sluts” “Cunts” “Retards” ” “Whiners” & “Asses”
I prupose replacing the word “Dude” with “Fag” in order to start a revolution of tolerance!
What words would you use to describe a relentless offendee?
You loser.
So can we ship you back to the loony bin? Your kind really shouldn’t be free to roam around society.
Yeah, but the media ignores them. They don’t count. Black and white are the only good-looking ones.
that’s not the same thing at all. Whites in America are very isolated and very few Whites have had any close Black friends. In a study done by Eduardo Bonilla-Silva, most of the White interviewees said that they would not support a family member marrying a Black person (Bonilla-Silva, 2000). This is because Blacks and Whites are the most socially distant groups in America. White isolation as Bonilla-Silva puts it, fosters the creation of positive self-views (“We are nice, normal people”) and negative other views (“they are lazy”). Also, because most Whites live in a mostly/completely White environment, they are attracted to mostly/only Whites. This is not really even because of personal choice, rather a result of their self-segregation and isolation. I do agree that interracial couples should not be mistreated.
Jay Koo, I like some of your points but it is not true that everyone is racist. Everything in this country (i.e. the Constitution, the law, the criminal justice system, etc) was created by Whites and thus served the interests of Whites. Because Whites are the only group that benefits from these systems and institutions, they are the only group that can be racist as they can withhold and defend this hoarding of resources in the name of American liberalism (i.e. Whites have the wealth because they earned it). There are other defenses as well like [the myth of] equal opportunity, cultural racism (i.e. Blacks are lazy or they just don’t put as much effort into college prep, etc). It is possible for people of color to have racial prejudices, but this type of racial prejudice occurs on an individual level as there is no systemic racial oppression against Whites.
Jess, where did you get that information? That number doesn’t sound right to me because only 5% of marriages are interracial (Black and White are the least common of those). One would think that number would be higher if 25% of relationships were interracial.
“It’s laughable that Whites are racist. Professional racists and academic race-studies professors are the real racists, and they are non-whites pushing anti-White bigotry under the disguise of scholarly study.”
Actually, many of the sociology scholars that study race and ethnicity are WHITE.
If you want to talk about anti-White, maybe you should know a little more about Whiteness. Whiteness is a social construction. To say that scholars are anti-white, I guess, is true. Whiteness is something that exists only to justify and maintain privilege. Our founding father’s did NOT understand whiteness as we understand it today. White skin historically meant free whereas Black skin meant slave. White skin was transformed into intangible property by White elites, particularly in the antebellum south, so as to stop a mixed race class movement. They promoted racial propaganda so as to stop working-class Whites and working-class Blacks from working together for material gain. Ordinary Whites were then able to cling to Whiteness and have made material gains but not nearly what they would have made if they had worked with Blacks to change their class status. White elites ceded some control but still controlled most of the wealth and still do because they were able to distract Whites from the real issue which was elite control of wealth to this social construction called race. Back to the WW2 reference, the GI bill was what solidified Whiteness as ‘real.’ Whites before were differentiated by ethnicity and because of the GI bill and the systemic denial of its benefits to veterans of color, suburbs were created and that’s when ethnic differences between Whites really started to slip away.
Many ethnic Whites today would not have been classified as White 200 years ago (i.e. Poles, Slavs, Irish, etc). There is no such thing as White culture as every ethnicity of White had a different experience when they came to America. A shared group name entails a shared group experience which is not the case for Whites.
Ron Paul also said in a speech in 1995 (maybe 1996 – I can’t recall right now) that “I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal.” You’re right. He is a real conservative.
anyone who would connect rachel ray with yasser arafat and religious extremism because of wearing a paisley scarf is a moron.
+1 EVD
Correction: they can barely scrape by with these wages. They don’t make enough money to support a family. They also don’t make enough to put money back into the local economy and the corporations certainly don’t have any interest in their economy. They seek to increase their bottom line. After the wages get too high, they pack up and leave to destroy another country. Another problem with these corporations is that they seek countries that do not have as many regulations as far as waste and pollution, so not only have they destroyed the economy when they leave, they’ve destroyed the ecosystem. Capitalism sure is great, isn’t it?
+ 1,000 Udouchebag
Can you show me where you found a statistic that says Black people commit more crime? The fact that Black people are overrepresented in prison populations doesn’t mean they commit more crime. It means they are disproportionately punished for crime. You’re making a claim that your ‘statistics’ don’t support.
I know this might seem shocking, but Whites are arrested at higher rates than any other race!!! If I use your logic, that makes them more criminal than any other race. In Minnesota, Blacks in Minneapolis were stopped by police officers 225% more times than what they should have been relative to their population EVEN WHEN THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY AS A PRECURSOR FOR THE STOP!!!
As far as Michael Vick is concerned, what he did was wrong. He should be punished if he did it. But there are many cases with White athletes where they commit crimes but are not punished. Brett Favre was addicted to prescription drugs and would play games high, go to press conferences high and drunk. Then all he had to say was I’m addicted to drugs after he almost died from a seizure and everyone feels bad for him.. the fallen hero. He was a FELON by definition in US Law!!! But did he serve any prison time? Was he suspended by the NFL? No. You’ve got possession. If he had any ziploc bags, you’ve got intent to sell. In some states, that means a mandatory 5 or 10 years in prison! Please explain why he wasn’t punished.
Btw, I’m not saying I support Vick or that people shouldn’t feel bad for Favre. I’m just asking how people can explain the different characterization of these crimes in the media.
I’m so glad I’m not you, portnoy. I can’t imagine what it’s like to live in your little world where people of color threaten your very existence. At first, I thought you had some common sense and needed a little more education. Now I see that you just want to argue with baseless claims of superiority and misinterpreted statistics. you’re funny.
hahahahahahah for real?
I want to learn how to be white. I can practice the offended thing. I’ve got White middle-class english down. any other pointers portnoy? I really want to learn so I can join your organization! white power!
white elite or maybe white corporation owner.. maybe thomas jefferson.. lots of possibilities there
Nobody likes to be offended people that is why we are here reading this. To find out how you offended others. Some white people have no idea that they do dig?
This bog hopefully will help more people to become culturally cool.
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cut me up for writing bog instead of blog. too many cold ones I guess.
Hey, I actually agree with this theory that we’re all likely to end up somewhere near “mocha” on the pantone chart, even if I do take offense on behalf of all gays for you saying faggot like it’s a bad thing! 😉 haaay.
You’ll be offended by this then — I was!:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article551722.ece
Don’t let ’em egg you on, Jess. Just yankin’ yer chain…
And no that’s not a gay thing. 🙂
I second your “pruposal”
Wait, my jig is up! Crap, Jess was right in the first place. And I’m an attention whore! LOL!
“Whatever, I do what I want!” (Cartman as a teen whore, South Park)
Nice! 😀
Normally I think this site is hysterical, but I just don’t quite get this post. If the point of this site is to poke fun at liberal, upper class white people and make them aware of some of the ignorant things they do, great, but making people ashamed to be offended seems counter-productive, especially when there are so many accusations of racism being lobbed around here. If whit people don’t get offended or outraged over social issues, then, sadly, nothing changes because they (we, I suppose) have too much influence in American culture and society to let a mainstream social justice movement exist if it’s at odds with the monolith of white approval and comfort.
I dunno, you’ve done better.
Honestly, it was a Canadian study & article I found on MSN.ca. It’s quite possible that Canadian whites are different, (less… isolated, I suppose?) at least in this point in time.
This isn’t even how I personally feel, it’s sort of an observation or an impression that I got that I threw out there. Honestly, as I typed this I was thinking of Dave Chappelle’s show and that episode where he makes fun of black people getting their “reparations.”
Some white people here get offended when a non-white person comments at all . Oh never mind I guess that is what your site calls the wrong type of white person .
If you can point out the exact place where I said, “White people are racist” I would really appreciate it. Although, I think you’ll be looking for awhile seeing as how the only people I’ve responded to and condemned for their racism have been you, Portnoy’s complaint, and obongo with the African name.
Also, are you implying that just because the woman a black guy dates or marries is white, he has no family values? I’m going to have to disagree with you there as well (big shock, seeing as how I’ve never agreed with you on anything).
Also, I think the fact that the black women you routinely select to exemplify “the black woman’s hatred of white males” (i.e. myself & Michaelle Jean) are in relationships with white males speaks to your general loose grip on reality.
Or I’m just Canadian and we have an entirely different school system than you do.
He was not the only student with a 4.0 GPA that year. He was also selected because of his popularity with the other students and his extracurriculars.
Sorry Mark, but you must be about as big an asshole as Clay Aiken’s.
I will have to second that.
Second the “fat is ugly in any colour” comment. Not whatever that chick said.
Cool1, we’ve all done typos here, myself included. There’s no spell-check and you can’t edit your comment after the fact. But you’re right, some people will attack a little nit-noid mistake like that because they can’t effectively assail your argument. –Jeff in Houston, Texas
It’s also possible that LaBoheme misinterpreted what you typed. 1 in 4 people having dated or currently dating
someone of another race is not the same thing as 1 in 4
of all relationships being interracial.
Micah, there seems to be a certain amount of confusion as to how most people of African heritage would like to be referred to. My grandmother was born around 1892 (passed away in ’79) and was raised from birth to use the term “colored” with no malice intended.
When I went into the army in 1976 it was my understanding that the term negro was preferred. A fellow soldier politely informed me that he was “black.” Since then the term African-American has been used a lot.
It always seemed to me that the various groups that hyphenated their identity–African-, Mexican-, Italian-, etc.–were confused as to where their loyalties lay. I could describe myself as an Anglo-American, and I’m very proud of my Saxon heritage and very fond of the U.K., but I’m not confused as to where my loyalties lie.
Once, in the army, a black officer stated, in a casual setting, that America wasn’t her country, that Africa was her country. (I don’t know if she was unaware that Africa isn’t a country or whether she was just using poetic license). I thought to myself “If you really believe that then you shouldn’t be in the armed forces of these United States, let alone be a commissioned officer”. A serious conflict of interest.
Anyway, if a non-black person refers to you as African-American they almost certainly intend no offense. They probably think that that’s the preferred term. Food for thought. –Jeff in Houston, Texas
Nuke all the gay baby whales!!
Referring to black people by any designation is racist.
I have never in my 22 years met an “anti-white bigot” so I find it interesting that you seem to find them all over the place.
Perhaps your perception is a little skewed? Perhaps by reefer?
Where I live, in Canada, the last census shows 40.6% of blacks are living with or married to a white person. Throw in dating, but not living together yet (like me and my boyfriend) and the number will probably go up over 50%.
If that’s your perception of black Americans, maybe they feel that way because you guys are racist.
I’m an African American and I don’t think that white people are easily offended. . . . . . . Three cheers for OJ Simpson and Affirmative Action. See, that didn’t offend anybody !!!
By the fact that you refer to yourself as “African American”, I know for sure you are as pale as Tony Blair.
You are taking this post too seriously. I think it is obvious that many Americans of every race are much too offended all the time about everything. Think about that poor actor from Grey’s Anatomy who was actually forced to go to “rehab” because he made some anti-gay remarks! I’m not saying it was smart for him to say those things, but since when is it illegal to not love gay people? He doesn’t have to love gay people if he doesn’t want to. As long as he doesn’t threaten violence or something like that, he can say what he wants. Besides, Americans are way too picky about what is acceptable to say and what is not. It is not really a “white” thing at all, although mostly white people control the media. Basically, I should never express my love for God in public, but ship me off to rehab if I were to say I don’t agree with homosexuality… doesn’t make sense at all….
I love corn dogs and lesbians, especially if they are hot!
I’ve seen the debate over the terminology all over recent posts, and I’ve had yet to comment. The reason for that being that I really don’t care. African-American, black, who really cares? Well, apparently, white people, because they want to be PC. Which is fine. As long as you’re not going around calling people negro (or the expletive version of the word) I can’t see why any black person would care what you call them. I certainly don’t. Some people on here were calling me mulatto. Um, sure. I don’t care either way. As long as you know what you’re talking about right?
Portnoy – You continue to amuse me. You are so ignorant and easily mislead. Keep up the good work. LoL!
Don’t forget the Okinawans and the Eta. The Japanese love their scapegoats as much as any other race.
Europeans haven’t always been all lovey-dovey with each other either. The English thought of the Irish as sub-human and subjugated them unmercifully from Cromwell’s ‘plantation’ system right up until the Republic fought for, and declared, independence in the last century.
My ex is a Dubliner, white as they come, and he HATES the English. He won’t fly BA, even when their fares are the lowest to Europe. That said, some of his dearest friends are Scots from Glasgow, who are technically British. Go figure. This is not to say that all Irish hate all English or vice versa. It’s merely an example of how silly most absolutes (as in, all Whites love each other) are.
Hailed as a break through in the understanding of human evolution .the history and geography of human genetics offers the first full-scale reconstruction of where human population originated.The most comprehensive treatment of of human genetics available,saysthe european population underwent substantial hybridization about 30kya.in general the estamate of admixture based on the the data is 35% african and 65% asian
Jess, as always you make a valid point. I’m white and frankly I’m a bit confused over the current use & status of the “n-word.” I’m 49, to date myself, and I was taught from a young age that the n-word was bad, that black people were offended by it and that it absolutely should not be used. (You can probably guess where I’m going with this). The following is a description of a conversation between a white acquaintance of mine and a black coworker of his:
They were in a company vehicle. The black coworker was driving and was listening to a rap-song. Every third word was the n-word (and the f-word figured prominently).
White guy: “I thought that you guys were offended by that word?”
Black guy: “You’ve got to understand, it’s a ‘thing.'”
White guy: “No, I don’t understand. Either it’s a bad word and no one should use it or it’s a harmless word and we can all use it.”
If the black guy had a response I don’t remember what it was. The bottom line is that it’s a bad word and no one should use it. Black people can collectively take the attitude of “but it’s alright if _we_ use it” but as with the back-to-Africa movement, the ebonics movement, affirmative-action and the permanent-victim-mentality they’re just shooting themselves in the foot.
As an aside, the other night my finacee and I were watching a best-of-Motown music video that I have and enjoying a glass of wine. Lou Rawls, may he rest in peace, was taking me back one more time with a rendition of _Lady Love_. I couldn’t contain myself: “How did the same race of people that gave us this wonderful music produce that god-awful rap-music??!!”
My finacee is ethnic, “cooler” than I am and more street-smart. She said “The Motown generation had parents and upbringings. The rap-generation didn’t; that’s what they’re singing about.”
Whatever. “N***** N***** F*** F*** Kill-A-Cop; N***** N***** F*** F***, F*** That Ho.” Whatever.
“The black american gene pool is 30% caucasoid this is an approximate average for the United States,with values ranging from 10% in the South to 50% in the North(T Reed 1969).Probably some fraction of individuals with highly diluted African traits has passed the racial barrier, but the majority did not”-The history and goegraphy of human genes.
LOL
Well, this is where, in the black community, whether or not you grew up in poverty comes into play. You’d never catch a class act like Obama using that word. It’s pretty easy to tell if a black person would say the N-word. First question: Can he/she speak English properly?
There’s your answer.
But no, regardless of whether a black person grew up “hood” and says it themselves or not, white people are never allowed to say it. Don’t ask me why. It’s just one of those things.
What a gay dude can’t be sexy to a woman. Please.
No but it fills the seats!
Ok, this has nothing to do with this particular post…but who else thinks there needs to be a post about “motivational speakers” or “self-improvement books” or something of that nature?
did this just quote the ENTIRE text from LaMoron LaBoheme?
crawdaddy you are full of horse shit…and so is that “most comprehnsive treatment of of human genetics available” bullshit you scribbled up here on the world wide interweb..
What genetics IS proving is that race is very real and DOES exist and that “race does not exist” is the “SOCIAL CONSTRUCT”…ya dumb bitchpig
new medicines are being released targeting specific racial groups…blacks do not respond to some drugs the same way as asians or caucasians…etc…you’re dumb
and you can’t spell…
now prove you’re not dumb
Yeah, crawdady (another White-hater) apparently didn’t get the memo that we are to CELEBRATE diversity — not deny it.
White men do not date or rape black women. The opposite occurs all the time.
This pretty much proves that blacks view Whites as superior, otherwise they wouldn’t lust after them.
Jeff you need to shut your damn canuck pie hole!!
and whaddaya mean ppl round the world don’t hate Canadians?
I hate YOU so that clearly disproves your dumb liberal theory…
As for Canada being so great…your idiot liberal government is falling over itself to import as many non-white immigrants as possible so they can congratulate themselves for being the first nation to intentionally commit autogenocide of their evil white ppl…themselves…that’s not psychotic at all now is it?
Canadians are the worst of ALL the white liberals they are sickened with liberalism… even worse than the Dutch…
thing is there are Canadians that don’t particularly want to be exterminated or even turned into a minority…but the psycho liberals in Canada insist on whites being turned into a minority…liberalism is a form of mental retardation, or rather a mental disease…
how’s that?
Any person who seeks policies or whatever to weaken or destroy themselves and their own race because of some ideological construct…
that’s defacto insanity…
and THAT’S the modern liberal,
They desire to weaken and or harm whites in any way.
If you ask them, if it’d be ok for whites to be turned into a minority in America they’d not only say yes but would be aghast that you wouldn’t already think that would be a wonderful idea…completely and totally bass akwards and de-evolutionary..we are devo D E V O
Thank God they’re dying out due to their group attitude re infanticide, er umm abortion…you know how they hate all those “breeders” pumping out more goosestepping aryan babies…
You are the “trash” and you damn well know it.
You expect everyone to embrace your version of trash? your reality? Why should you expect that?
You have no idea what it’s like to be White, so you have NO BASIS of comparison. Sorry.
Obama is increasing his use of negro cadence in his speeches. Look for it. It’s hilarious!!
it makes them weasel little hypocrites.
You are defaming the site. White people should check it out themselves, not listen to a White-hating (non-white) like you.
Celebrating White culture is not about hate, nice try though.
PS Tavis Smiley makes racist remarks on every one of his shows.
Stormfront it for Whites, what Dershowitz is for Jews, and Tavis Smiley is for blacks.
Canada has more racism today than it ever had before. It’s getting worse too.
Portney,
I think Buckaroo doesnt like you.
regards
The vast majority of Mexicans who come here aren’t here to sell drugs. And the drug trade is simply because of supply and demand. No one pushes drugs on anyone. Drugs are a huge business because of the rich spoiled white kids who love them.
Jess,
Well, the fact you’ve graced this topic a few times and missed the main point of slurs being adopted by those at one time hurt by them says wonderful things about you and your upbringing — I suspect you haven’t lived through this ugliness directly.
Here’s my take on it — groups that are subject to such negative symbols adopt the terms for themselves in a way to heal themselves, to take that which was meant to harm and soften it, inject some humor, or at least neutrality. Hence pink triangles used by Nazis to label lesbians and homosexuals being part of gay pride, for an example.
And yes, my white friends call each other “cracker” once in a while, usually when we’re being stereotypical — and it’s done in a fun way so we can ease up and laugh at ourselves.
Oh well, enough seriousness: band name idea of the day “idle lumens” 😛 (Stuff White People Like – making up band names)
Have a good one up on .ca; down in tx.us I’m slightly envious (it’s 100 degrees here.)
bF
You get all bent out of shape about Mexicans supposedly pushing meth on poor, innocent white people who CLEARLY don’t know any better, but I bet you have no problem with the actions of the British during the Opium Wars.
This site is hilarious! I especially adore all of you take what is written so seriously…really people…lighten up (HA! No pun intended) although I do have to agree with Lauraa on this one…my white friends are the ONLY group of people I know to become offended on the behalf of someone else. LOL!
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Yup O.J. is great, gave that white slut what she needed.
How are you hamsters? Did you get the other one out? Good luck homo.
Canada is 84% white people. That’s a bigger number than in the States. Stop trying to act like you know what you’re talking about.
Yeah, I’ve stopped. He just says whatever suits his purpose at any given moment – minorities hate whites, whites are the victims of the most racism, minorities lust after whites, minorities want to be whites… he contradicts himself so much it’s just silly. Whatever he has to say to assert “White Power!”
Do you not see the hypocrisy in our question here? Nevemind, of course you don’t. That’s because you’e batshit crazy.
Look, PC, (acronym for Portnoy’s complaint), you don’t have to agree with me, or think like I do, or live like I live. Your life, your prerogative, it’s really no skin off my back WHAT you do. But you’re not going to change my mind or my truth. The fact of the matter is, North America is what it is, we’re all here together and none of us are going anywhere. You can whine and bitch about it, like you do, but I think we might as well find a way to get along. That’s my truth, I’ve lived it and reaped the rewards and know how much better a life it can be.
Honestly, I’m done with arguing with you. I really do hope you find some inner peace… I think your hatred will be a natural casualty of that. God bless you and your family, have a nice life. I say that with all the sincerity I can muster for you, I really do wish you well.
You can respond to this, or any and all of my previous posts till the cows come home, really, but I’m making the conscious decision not to feed your desire for conflict anymore, and I will not be drawn into anymore childish petty and spiteful arguments. This is the last comment from me, directed to you. Peace.
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Miss SC,
Surely you jest. ! ?
Straight chicks who think fags are hot? What!? I’ve herd of this vile phenomenon, but don’t get it at ALL. There’s nothing that hits the yuk-factor like seeing two dudes holding hands or staring meaningfully into each others eyes over their soy lattes (gag me with a spoon!).
I said that you are a hybrid.
I love normal
I love normal white people.
Adam ant and portnoy’s complaint;europeans are hybrids.You boath are residents of the United States,what bit of mud may be in you, in
Don’t be too envious, it’s about the same temp. here, we’re in a heatwave. On the east side here in CA, it’s freezing cold winters, boiling hot summers, always the extremes. The western provinces are the ones with the luck of having moderate weather.
You just called them a black person. You’re a racist. If you saw no color and just a person, then maybe there would be no racism.
Not one god damn person.
LaBoheme killed it. Nicely done sir/madame. The definition of White has gotten looser and looser as time goes on to include new ethnic groups, basically to maintain an in-group and an out-group. That’s how Whiteness stays alive. Now many Near Easterners (Persians, Turks, etc.) are classified as “Caucasian” under the census. Due to current geo-politics we’re not quite there yet, but soon they’ll have membership in the White club too as long as it keeps the black/brown/yellow out-groups intact.
LOL at Adam Ant. That’s not even a coherent sentence.
That’s quite funny. How many white people would read non white people’s blogs?
HAHAH, well I am not sure I like to be offended…but I have definitely offended people. So maybe it goes both ways.
If you are a person who likes to be offended, check out my art blog…it will make you laugh and maybe even offend your sensible politically correct side.
http://www.artgonewrong.blogspot.com
This is the most intelligent mature considered comment I have read on this subject in this forum to date. Thank you Jess.
good try portnoy. your antisemitism is scarcely veiled.
Thats so funny to me!
http://www.theceelist.com
All we are asking is that you troll somewhere else and take your anti-White racism with you.
Exactly. Canada never before had “racism”, but now it is riddled with it especially in places like Toronto where there are large bureaucracies now, and PC thought controls, just to DEAL and MANAGE it — which didn’t exist before.
With biracialism, multi-racialism, etc. comes “racism” and all the whining that goes with it.
Racism is getting worse in Canada each and every year, and you damn well know it.
Whites in Canada never voted for it.
Actually you’re wrong as hell. It’s Jews that own the majority of the world’s wealth through their central banking cartels. You obviously look at them and think that they’re white because they have light skin. Look at the last names before you start spewing that garbage. All of the banks are run by Jews, the major media outlets are run by Jews. Check out realjewnews.com and get educated.
Will they say it in English?
LMFAO. Just look at this post. Look at the White people argue. Ahhh, I’m just going to sit back and watch this because this crap is hilarious… and sort of pathetic, but mostly hilarious.
Oh yes, prove your intelligence by using Google!
Do you guys mind if I snort a little H, sort of rock out with my cock out!
The term “African American” is bullshit. 99.9% of the people who use that term are not from Africa. What white person calls themselves “Norwegian American” unless they are an American citizen who was born in Norway. Stop trying to be PC & stop making excuses for everything. You are not African American unless you were born in Africa, & if you don’t like it, move your ass back there. Maybe the crime rate will go down. And one more thing, just caus someone’s relatives were slaves, does not entitle their relatives 100 years later to seek reperations. Get off your ass, work, & make some god damn money instead of trying to steal everyone else’s. Thank you & God Bless America.
I dont even give a crap and I am just not offended that easily!!!
I wonder who these white people are , I dont know them ……………
How can You speak for all white people you illiterate dim-witted racist
and fuck your house african savage
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE TREM”ASIAN”?
There’s nothing like asian trem.
I hadn’t thought about it before. Yes, you are right, white people are always right. You must be white. Me too. We should get together.
I am offended by male thong sandal wearers.
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All White people should visit and regularly read American Renaissance
http://www.amren.com
Wake up!
Oops! Imeant to type Term “asian”.Must one be born and reared in Asia to be Asian?Is an Indian born in Ireland not Native American.When is it that a person born in the Uninted States whose parentage is native to the Indian subcontenent is no longer indian?why is there no insistance that they be called browns?Primarily the English, Gremans,French,Dutch,Scandinavians and verious European pioneers became the amalgam clasicaly though of as Americans.A person having progenitors of various west African peoples,Native American stock and any lineage of the afore mentioned western European nations and being native to the U.S ,may properly be called African American.This nomenclature does not denote that the bearer there of has a greater allegiance to the contenent of Africa,it’s mearly a matter of being syntactically correct.Also a lessening of the shame of AFRICA herself,as it is nither worse nor better to have African blood than the blood of any other men,for we are all brothers. love ya white folks!
This is so true, I called this company(I work as a Production Assistant) about some future rental locations, excluding private residents and schools. This white lady that answered the phone got all mad when I asked her, and ranted about not being about to give out private information for 20 minutes to me, even though I specifically said I DIDN’T want that info. It’s like, damn woman, find something worth while to get offended about.
as long as you still buy, and please use your credit.
Satire and Criticism never bond well. The majority of successful people have learnt to take and shrug off being offended. It all goes on personality I suppose.
Chris
http://www.thevisitingbrit.com
Oh the captain Joey Cunts here, my friend fat Sal with the crabs, says wow Joey you gonna be offended if the Obama is president? I say no Sal, if Obama stands by and lets Israel get wiped off the map, I think I would find something good in him! Thats why they call me the cunt.
I like my whores fat and black, wanna go for a nice bucket of chicken and some koolaide? Grape, we could go back to your housing project smoke some crack, spread some stds, thank god for free health care, oh you fat fuck!
Geez, Portnoy.
Are you just a pretentious white guy on the internet?
If youre like that in person, someone should beat your parents. Cereally.
The Celebration of Diversity Ends for Two Canadian Elites
http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/443355
Neither man had known enemies. Both were well-educated, came from affluent Toronto neighbourhoods and were “certainly not – and never have been – living any high-risk or criminal lifestyle,” said Det. Sgt. Gary Giroux.
At this point, police are investigating the double homicide as a carjacking.
“The only motive that makes sense,” Dudeck called it. “These were wonderful guys.”
Ellis is the grandson of renowned Toronto philanthropist, Mariano Antonio Elia, who died in 2006. An aspiring photographer, the 25-year-old lived with his parents and three siblings in Rosedale. Martin, also 25, grew up just a few blocks away. He lived with one of his three sisters in a downtown condo.
This seemingly random attack shocked the city. Mayor David Miller offered his condolences to the families and reiterated his pledge to get guns off Toronto streets.
Jess, you voluptuous brown clit, oh please tell me are you 300lbs? Lets get our drink on, and some bags of chips, and buckets of chicken.
White crimes:
Old school crimes:
Theft of land and property from native peoples all over the world
Enslavement and genocide of native peoples all over the world.
Denial, Denial, Scapegoating of blacks and others
New school crimes:
White collar crimes: massive corporate malfeasance (ie. Enron, junk bonds) leading to great loss of property and general mayhem
Using IMF and World bank to continue to undevelop and rob other countries
Invading other countries to pillage and rob them of resources (ie. Iraq)
Denial, Denial Scapegoating of black and others
Biggest crime: superiority complex= Thinking whites are entitled to do whatever they want
Give it up you anti-White bigot.
Why do non-Whites always want to move to were Whites are? send their kids to schools with White kids?
You anti-White racist people are laughable. Good luck in life, following Whites around.
are you even either british or chinese? did you fight in that war? are you high on opium right now you good for nothing lib i am sooooo offended
i would think after your kid got a college degree he could get a job and not have to get money from you. didn’;t you read rich dad/poor dad? that book should be added to this list.
This post is offensive to colored people, or people of color. Which is the correct term these days?
ps–i’m white and i live in staten island. so did ralph waldo emerson. and henry dadid thoreau, thomas adams…and even aaron burr….i’m pretty sure we’re all white
Reading the history of the Celts you will find that the English held such racialy prejudicial attitudes towards the original inhabiters of the island, theWelsh and other Britons that marriage between a welshman and an English woman was forbidden by law.
where is this african you speak of, the one of the savage fuck?
My girl and I are getting ready to head to a night on the town. Walking back and forth in front of the mirror on her tippy toes (I found that women do this to simulate wearing high heels; why not just put some on? who knows?) she asks the dreaded question, “Do these jeans make my butt look big?” Like a deer caught in headlights, I freeze! She has the hottest body in the world, but she’s wearing that one and only pair of jeans out of the 127 pairs that she owns that would make Kate Moss’s butt look like two over sized Honey Baked Hams. I start to sweat and try not to crack a smile, but the clock is ticking and I have to answer before it’s obvious what I’m thinking. What should I say? If I say “yes”, she’ll think she’s fat. If I say “no” she’ll say, “You’re just saying that so I don’t get mad at you.” What comes first, honesty or my loving girlfriend’s feelings? Well, I still haven’t come up with the perfect answer and I won’t tell you what I said because it didn’t work, but here are the 16 things I KNOW I shouldn’t say from TopFive.com:
16. “Not to Stevie Wonder.”
15. “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.”
14. “Does this tie make me look stupid?”
13. “No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!”
12. “I guess there’s not much point in asking if you mean fat with an ‘f’ or phat with a ‘ph.’”
11. “No hablo ingles.”
10. “Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance out.”
9. “No, but taking it *off* sure does.”
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So you hate white privilige. OK. NOW WHAT. What do we DO about it?? If those systems and programs only benefit White people, do you advocate deleting them? I work hard but I need my food stamps, thanks.
Look, I agree with some of what you said, but screaming eloquently about the history of racism and oppression really doesn’t do any good. It just fosters hate, resentment, it punishes everybody for the sins of the fathers.
Teaching your fancy words in an inner-city school would do a lot more good than screaming about white privilege when half of white people are too young or too poor to do anything but resent you for it.
We don’t all have to live in the past. Or do we?
What do we DO now?
im ME not history
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would you rather be Communist? would you rather have the government saying that parents grieving over the loss of their only kid are just creating disturbances? would you rather be rewarded based on what the gov thinks you deserve, not what you can earn?
at least with Capitalism we know what s***’s going on. Don’t knock it til you’ve lived in Burma, Cuba, etc.
(Which I haven’t. just saying).
Columbus! Thanks for the guns, man!
hahaha a strongly-worded letter. the white people did that in the Titanic movie, for God’s sake.
Right, because no non-whites have ever committed systematic crimes. Ever. In history.
The Egyptians enslaved the Jews millennia ago. That doesn’t make modern Egyptians terrible people – or even all the Egyptians who were alive millenina ago.
Power corrupts. Everyone, everywhere, every time.
God Bless America? If I were God, I would get the hell off this planet. We’ve really messed it up. 😦
Reparations? You can’t put a monetary value on what’s happened.
Amen
– New Yawker
kiss me!
Amen! OWN TWO FEET
This is moronic. Go work out your crappy stand-up someplace else.
You are ALL morons…How can you offend a nation of idiot halfwits…Most the time these dipshits don’t even realize that they have been offended till someone else comes along and tells them they should be offended…To be easily offended means you have way too much free time on your hands to think about shit that is insignificant ….GET A LIFE, or a job…..Find some real stress for your life….Then we’ll see how easily offended you are…..Or if you still have the mental strength to give a half of a shit at the days end…..And on that note………..FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!
TL;DR –
I’M ANGRY GRRR D:<
lol
very funny
http://www.Shop-Luscious.com
John, you sound like an ignorant cracker Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard. Your generalization is simply not true. Take that pointy white hat off your head and go to school.
Gee…are you from Texas?
“In a study done by Eduardo Bonilla-Silva, most of the White interviewees said that they would not support a family member marrying a Black person (Bonilla-Silva, 2000). ”
Now why doesn’t that surprise me…wonder what the ethnic background of his study group was? *hint* They probably would only offer grudging support to a family member marrying outside their ethnic group (which is also considered non-white in many places, much to their chagrin.)
hehe, this reminds me on a show i watched this guy was joking, but it was kind of racists, however the guy was a comedian, he jokes on all races equally, so what do you expect. but he made a joke pointed towards white people and they caught a shot where everyone was laughing but this one white guy looked somewhat upset. I cracked up at the fact that the guy couldn’t take it as a joke. hehe, but you should know that not all people go under one title. not everyone of a specific race goes under that one shallow description.
So what? This is true of virtually all races. The majority of people of virtually every Asian culture strictly forbids marrying whites. Likewise it is frowned upon in most cultures here in Africa. Likewise amongst Islams. Jews are often against going out with non-Jews. Etc. etc. Whites are almost certainly the most permissive of all races in the ENTIRE WORLD when it comes to marrying other races.
But don’t bother about reality, just go ahead with your “only whites are bad” hate-filled delusion. I now return to your regular scheduled white-hating.
“The majority of people of virtually every Asian culture strictly forbids marrying whites. ”
Not true. It’s known amongst us asians that many asian parents prefer their daughters to marry; 1) White, or 2) Asian. What they forbid their daughters to marry are blacks or Mexicans.
“Whites are almost certainly the most permissive of all races in the ENTIRE WORLD when it comes to marrying other races.”
Not necessarily true either. There is documented proof that Chinese immigrant workers, only being able to return to China at a high cost, stayed in the US and married not only whites, but blacks, and Hawaiians.
I don’t think you understand the concept of the saying what would Jesus do, overall just do good
YOU my friend have a first class trip to Hell with that attitude…
Say hi to the devil for me kay?
Word, its the working-class that are stuck with the middle and upper classes’ broken social programs, and thereby the taxpayers, although I dont think they deserve the feeling of guilt, those tax-pushing pinches.
Non-White democracy threatning, Melenonly abundant I think is the new term, although “Not a White *sshole like you” seems to be gaining favor. Not really a joke, Minorites are starting to get uppiddy where I work, must be Bama Mania, like, “Ok, all you dumb ass white folk just put a commie lovin flag burnin negro in office, and guess what, WE IS IN CHARGE NOW….!
To be sure, minorities are more easily offended with thier child-like brain development (on average).
Look at a wigger or a ‘real one’ the wrong way in Chicago, or St.Louise, and you could be dead.
Of course, I only jest because non whites are the exact same thing as whites, which is why South America and Africa are such stable, burgening democracies we all want to immigrate to, and get out of these racist white countries.
Can any liberals recomend the best non-white countries pure high minded countries where we non racist whites can flee to to experperience true multi-cultism?
I’ve mentioned this before, but your site should be more accurately titled “Stuff LIBERAL white people like”. You really need to get some more conservative friends. They are alot less snooty.
Uh, hello? Militant blacks? Or how about just any minority group that hasn’t been completely homogenized by American culture. Do you even KNOW any minority groups? Yes, white people, aren’t they funny, ha-ha, but I think you’ll find that whites are comparatively calm and reasonable compared to most other races. I once had a Filipino woman (my friend’s mom) give me the stink-eye after I told her that my family (also Filipino) came from a different island than hers. I wish I could say that intolerance like that was rare among minorities. I grew up in a “melting pot” so I’m not just talking my own race here, but Asians, Polynesians, Blacks… It doesn’t matter who you talk to, they’ve all got a chip on their shoulder. Anyone with a strong cultural identity is generally a big fat racist. White people have the least amount of cultural identity; they don’t usually know about their own heritages, and generally don’t care. Except in the South, but that’s why I don’t go there.
I dont know about the rest of white people but when i get offended I don’t take it lightly and I am just as likely to purposely offend the person in return
Yes, you read it right – “LeRoy”. ….But I’m the “other white meat”. Being white (well, mostly white anyway, but hey, who’s keeping track…) with a name like LeRoy makes me offend rather easily so your points are well taken. I will try to do better. I have mastered self loathing though so at least I’m good at something. Thanx for your help – Roy (what I usually go by ’cause I’m white….. 😉
the irony of this entry is extraordinary.
Nah dude, Massachusetts.
“’cause I’m white… ;)”
Why do we love it so much? This site is just another thing white people like. It should fall under being offended or something…we’re never offended at statements of our own rediculous idiocy, but we would all be quick to post angry comments on a “what black people like” site, no?
I hate that most of these things apply to me. I actually do…I’ve been bothered since the discovery of this site – second guessing my love of music, Farmers Markets, sweaters, soccer, English and Art Major, and helping poor people…am I only a product of my demographic? And is my desire to be myself, be unique, NOT be like this only a sign that I am more “white”?
When you allow racist sites like this to question yourself so drasticaly solely because of the color of your skin you are only exaserbating the problem. This site is rediculous because it only goes to prove the point that white people are so weak that they allow other races to say and do racist things because they have been tricked into believing they are responsible for other people’s mistakes. Even if those mistakes were made by people of the same race! Come off it. The shit happened it was bad, but I didn’t do it, and it certainly wasn’t done to you. So stop complainig and using it as an excuse to treat me or other white people poorly!!
the guy who wrote all this is white!
yo lucy…where did you find all this free time to get
“Offended”?
you wanna check all the tribes all over the world mate..shit still goes on and we english dont hold the copyright..
You clearly haven’t read enough on this site. If you had, you’d know that another thing white people like is good grammar and one thing they don’t like are poorly worded posts. As much as I want to agree with your overall point, your spelling mistakes and sentence structure make your cause difficult to support. Plus, your post simply proved the author’s point since you did get offended.
http://www.twowhiteboys.com/2008
Whoa, you made some concrete points. Props my friend.
The Modern Swiss Are Crusaders?
Some non-whites excel at being offended also.
Advanced White people can take lessons from them.
1000th comment? Yay!
Wrong thread. This is for ‘offense’. ‘Irony’ is no. 50. Go there and post.
Also ironic — regarding rules. 😀
Annie’s dead-on.
And Chris, if you’re still around, chill out a bit. Laugh at it, it’s funny! If it pushes your buttons too much read lots of comments, there are some funny interactions too. If this Race Card Theater is too much then this site may not be for you.
Yeah some of the commentators don’t get the joke. They are funniest, I find. 🙂
Chris, there are several grammar, spelling and logic errors in your comment. I feel compelled to make you aware of them. 1. A site cannot “question yourself” only you can question yourself and I suggest that you do this immediately. 2. You refer to “the problem” which is being “exaserbat(ed)”, but the phrase has no reference earlier in the sentence. One is left to infer that you mean the “racist-sites-like-this” problem and not the “white-people-liking-stuff” problem, which, I believe, could have been what you intended to say. 3. The words “Drastically”, “exacerbating”, “ridiculous”, and “complaining” were misspelled. 4. Sentences two and five are run-on sentences. Sentence five alone could be made into at least 3 smaller sentences. The nuns at the Catholic school I attended beat my knuckles with a ruler every day for 13 years for run-on sentences. I guess that makes me a little sensitive to this particular issue. My therapists say it’s a good idea to talk about it. 5. I am extremely offended by your glib statement suggesting that the “bad shit”, as you call it, is all in the past. Haven’t you heard the statement, “When you have sex with a person, you’re having sex with person they have had sex with”? Well, similarly when your great-grandfather abused his slaves, he was abusing the descendants of every one of those slaves. Those descendants are alive today (no thanks to the disruptive efforts of your grandfather) and still deserve your apologies. I don’t normally wish evil on anyone, but I wish you could spend a day… just one day… in the shoes of an African-American, Asian-American, Jew, Latino-American, or gay/lesbian/transgendered/asexual person to experience what she/he/other go through. 6. I want to raise awareness of the fact that this site is A JOKE and is only intended to be taken humorously. I am organizing a benefit concert with Bono and designing banana yellow ribbons for this cause as we speak.
1985 just called and they want their ignorant opinion back.
Not as funny as when Hillary was dropping her “g”s in W. Virginia.
What a strange comment. You are “extremely offended”, and talking about the plights of blacks, Jews and gays… which is exactly what Christian Lander is ridiculing with this blog and book.
From what I can tell, the entire idea is to satirize white New York City upper middle class people with liberal views… by calling them “white”. I just can’t believe he stretched that idea into a book.
Why exactly does it matter if you like something because of your demographic? Most people do. We are influenced by our culture. That’s why there are any racial and cultural differences in the first place.
I think if there is any point to this blog and book besides (very inconsistently) bashing political correctness and liberals, it’s that the self righteousness of certain white people about the things we like can be hypocritical and annoying.
I doubt C. Lander seriously thinks that the problem with the world is the liberal arts, farmer’s markets, soccer or sweater.
There is an whatblackpeoplelike.com site, if that makes you feel better…
as a black american, i would advise all white people to simply use the term “black” as opposed to “african american” as the second term does not include all people who self-identify as black.
just fyi
I don’t know who this satire is intended to reach. If it has anything to to with the whole anti-PC backlash, then it’s all pretty much garbage.
You sound sooo offended! 😉
I knew an African American who was very white, as her parents were Boers or some such.
Also, I notice that most “black” people are not actually “black.” Does that make a difference? I suspect it is because some non-black ancestors are involved.
So what should we call you?
Please advise. thanks
Big game Blowen here, I taught George Gervin everything he knows, and now I will school that punk Tiger woods! I’m a fucking white superhero, and all I ask is directions to the Holiday inn, the one out by the airport, cause I got to get up early and fly out of here, don’t touch me I got a game tonight. How are your fucking hamsters? I will soon list all of the starlets that I have fucked, thank you.
i don’t see why people are getting “offended”. what’s so bad about a site that reinforces positive stereotypes rather than highlighting negative ones? as a black person, or “african-american”, i relate to and enjoy many things listed on this site and actually see the humor that’s intended to come from it. i too agree with ceta, many of the racists i’ve encountered (although white people are not completely off the hook 🙂 ) are members of minority groups who look down upon their peers who do not fit into a certain “image” or who choose to not go down the road of stereotypes and steer their lives in a different direction.
and i can’t wait for the “stuff americans like” series. #1 bl0aming everyone but themselves for the problems in their life. being that it is 2008, i think people need to step up and take responsibility for their own problems and stop blaming the past for their personal problems.
Mimi,
So we meet again (Savage Politics). You are still the self loathing Black person blogging about your hatred of self. To the point that you would vote for an idiot unlike Bush just to prove a point that you are not really Black inside but just on the outside. Give a big kiss to Clarence Thomas for me.
OMG! I’m offended on Mimi’s behalf… You are a MONSTER Richard!
dude, ditch the heterophobic attitude. It’s not always about you
i don’t think “minute rice” would agree
this isnt racist or bad because it doesn’t really target white people, instead it targets elitist, i bet obama fits more categories than i do (but i wont like a have mad yello0w fever, i wants me some rice puddin, if you know what i mean
No i fear just the opposite. People like you make this world the hellhole it is. Why do you pick on other races? weather a white person or a black criminal shoots or robs you the result is the same. You’ll still be just as dead or just as broke. That race as a whole did nothing to you and whites as a whole did nothing to them. This is apparently not well known but there were also irish slaves. Yet when you think of slaves you only ever think of “black” people. Skin tone isnt important your personality is what decides who you are, not what color your skin is. In conclusion you sir are a disgrace, an annoyance, and an arrogant asshole. go get a life and leave us alone. Thank you, and have a good day ^.^
that was out of the blue O.o what the hell does the color matter. As mentioned in one of the topics the steriotype pf a white person apparently likes statistics. But studies show that inner racial breeding strengthens our genes. The tower of babel was where languages and “races” formed in other words the “ultimate race” would most likely consist of all these races. Lol so that was a good thing.
to you what the? try to post things with at least some underlined meaning. 2. i cant spell genious o.o but i dont do it on purpose
Why must you offend for no reason? Your mom jokes are old and no longer accepted. They are for people with nothing better and to tell you the truth they are in general not offensive to me because my mom is a whore and im not afraid to admit that. Shes having another child soon that ill never know. p.s. dont point out my lack of proper grammar i couldnt care less ill admit im lazy as well.
if it was walmart then their policy states they must match the lowest price from any other store if proof is shown (within reason i saw a coupon for 1 cent crayons behind the counter circled and said dont match this offer)
Wrong my friend i know a girl who is black who had an entirely white child and a half white child. Also they may mean they have the mind of the steriotype of a white person.
You sure complain a lot. I agree with this to a degree. “white” indeed is the color of some people’s skin (albino) but this is due to an illness and to the rest of this comment i must disagree. Doing this isnt for them they may or may not change their minds in the matter but if you change at least one other persons mind its all worth while. We are put here to put aside the ignorance of the majority of humans who think color is everything. each race has their strong points and their weaknesses but if we come together our spawn may be rid of these.
O.o say what? im sorry but this decision isnt up to you my simple minded friend ^.^
Ha very funny but try deep in the heart of georgia.
no thats just humans. We had a competition in tennis. The person who can serve the ball down the “T” and his the balls wins a raquet (of which the coach has 3). First to win was white, then black, then a noobie asian who got lucky. A black man got really angry and said black people never win these things. I (who am white) didnt get one either. In the end a firl ( who was in a seperate competition) gave him her raquet and gave me a case for mine because she felt sorry for us. lol (the case was for whoever aimed for the corner and hit those balls)
Truth is Obama cannot help either race or he will be impeached as soon as he does. The black person will realize Obama isnt the god he belived he would be or the white person will pull out the “race card”
As a friend pointed out to me once, Christianity is simply a theory. It can neither be proved nor disproved. The same is true for the theory that there are invisible flying pigs.
Generally buying or helping your child with his/her first car is a family tradition.
Being against sluttyness is ok. im ok with that. Hell i go to the gym 4 times a week but i find it mean to be against fat people. some cant help, it such as inherited diabeties. People who eat half a ton and expect to be skinny im against, and people who try to lose weight by starving themselves im against. my problem lies in the fact that the more fat you become the likelyhood of dieing to heart attack is higher. In other words i dont want them to die, which will happen if they starve themselves.
yes they were homeless so they stole some burgers. (lol jk im sorry i just figured it would be nice to throw in a joke)
Thats not the fault of the mexicans. i must admit i dislike illegal immagrants, but its the white person’s fault for being so mentally weak that they would accept such. I also believe that since if they see a white person run into mexico they kill us that if they try to jump our border stick a cap in their border-jumping ass
I agree that not all mexicans are in the drug trade but to tell you the truth, i wish that you and whoever else was with you when you jumped the border would’ve been shot. no good criminals.
pay more attention. white people are actually the majority of inmatesas far as racial groups. but its not publisized unless they do something big like bomb something. watch cops and youll see mostly white criminals. we are so many we make up more than half of population. You dont see as many of us on the news because if every crime we commited was up there it would flood the news.
well doesnt mean we dont commit crimes. it means we dont get caught as much XD
thats not the law. zip lock bags wtf. it was perscription via legal he wasnt punished because the police werent breaking the law to get him. (via accusing his of intent to sell when he was obviously using them himself lol) but again more whites are in prison because there are more of us.
i agree hes dense, but by insulting him in such a way your lowering yourself to his way. try to be a little more formal lol.
True my uncle is the general manager of a night club and he has fired many for stealing. Stealing is a human weakness to get something easily. Its an impulse you must resist.
this is a common saying among blacks. come down to memphis and see for yourself.
idk what gop is but for the rest i agree. nice to see you finally came to the same conclusion as i did.
oh shit roflmao
if this is true i must agree with you. again T.T im not liking this
im sorry but abortion is full out murder as much as shooting someone. it is also a medical procedure, but not one i believe should exist. THOSE BABIES COULD HAVE FREAKING BEEN A PRESIDENT IT MAY HAVE BEEN HARD BUT ITS POSSIBLE. YOU DONT WANT YOUR BABY, FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES. GOING THROUGH THE PAIN OF NEVER KNOWING YOUR PARENTS ISNT WORSE THAN DEATH. NOT WANTING YOUR CHILD IS WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE UNLESS YOUVE BEEN RAPED. ILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU GIVE AWAY YOUR CHILD AT THAT POINT, BUT ABORTION=MURDER. DO YOU HAVE NO GOD?
these are simply labels. these are steriotypes. no one directly supports everything from the other side.
sorry but you didnt support your theory in any way. these things are good, there is the possibility, but the chance is slim to none.
the dumb may have some genial flaws but also in those genes may hold the keys to the making of a genious (sorry cant spell it T.T) if they die they didnt deserve to live, but dont help the process it will all come to an end it just takes time. Darwin said himself that in order for this to occur that it would take more time or the cells would break down due to the rapid mutation. But then again it is a theory, and can neither be proven, nor disproven. for all we know our cells may have had more of a tolerance for mutation and we may breed those same cells in due time.
you just contradicted your name.
true to your name. and wtf L
I’m white. There are 49 states. I was wrong. By the tone of what he/she said, he/she is not white, via you are wrong. ftw
the minority of minorities are white because we are the minority of humans on this crazy sphere we call earth ^.^
thanks for the sarcasm we really needed more of that. -.-
sorry but you guessed wrong i did and so did most of my friends. you lose. good day sir.
again the majority of most majorities are white because most of humans are “white” but what does color have to do with it? only a few are smart enough to realize color is generally not a factor and these few tend to act racist so they are not thought arrogant.
the jews simply are generally better at managing money.
try thinking before you type, and use smaller words because you just bored most of the people reading this blog to the point of sleeping. and when you use big words try making sure you know what they mean before using them to make you seem more intelligent
i have dated a few blacks, and again i do not look at a person and see color i see them for personality. im 15 ftw
1. i have many “black friends, most of which i consider good friends 2. i have dated black people and see nothing against it physical appearance is nothing compared to personality (i.e. dont date serial killers) 3. racism does exist, but is not true in everyone. 4. i am close to a.d.d and your post was flawed and boring 5. some see inner-racial dating as “experimentation” 6. blacks generally blame their lazyness on racism and just say its not fair and such. this is not true. if youd work as you should you would be better off, sure it is set up so that unless you have money, you cant make money. lifes not fair deal with it. but if you work hard enough you can make that money and go to collage. there are those exempt few who do this and guess what? THEY SUCCEED!!! suprising what you can do wrn you get up off that lazy ass of yours. 7. believe it or not, there were indeed irish slaves.
that is all have a great day ^.^
holy shit i think i love you ^.^ exactly my point thanks for this view on the matter.
true oh so true. if we are the majority of corse most of the rulers of that nation will be said majority. comprehende?*spanish for do you follow **probably not spelled correctly lol
this ive never known O.o persians are not white O.O
add a comma after LaMoron then it makes sence (somewhat)
Depends on the perspective of which you view the matter. To his black peers he is generally shunned (to some he is actually raised in status.) To the sister of the woman he married he is sometimes raised higher ( depending on the relationship of the sister and the wife) and to whites he is generally the same.
rule #1:Dont use all, always, or never there is always an exception, except for this rule.
true same as i said because we have more people we also have the majority of most things.
Theres a saying for this situation. The wise is silent and lets you think he’s an idiot, the fool opens his mouth and proves it.
a valid point. try a dictionary ^.^
True to an extent but still think before you type because you continue to contradict, and/or repeat yourself.
Dont judge us by our worst example. -_-
was that exactly how he was to say it? i believe if he is as simple-minded as this he would be able to mis-spell everybody himself.
i dispise simple-minded rich punks like you. hows that?
thanks for the advertisement i really needed that -_-
very funny “god” -____________-
wow dont hate bush. we all know you also voted for him even as you act as if you hate him, he was the best choice. He may be a bad choice, but wasnt the worst by far.
I believe he knows this lol ^.^ no need to point it out
why argue a better forum for people of all races at http://www.revoint.com
What you said makes less sense than most of these blog articles.
Ok so I want to know what kind of white people these bloggers have been talking to. Becuse I’m white and I never say someone is like Hitler, and I can also do math. WTF I don’t have a problem with black people…yes I said BLACK people, or any other race, but this is a bunch of shit. When I first started reading the posts, I thought it was kinda funny, but then I stumbled upon such comments as….”decimal points confuse white people” and “among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist”. If anything, this book is racist against white people and YES THERE IS A SUCH THING! The comments are said as to “help” other races befriend white people, but if you have any brains at all you will see that the real objective is to say things that make white people look offensive and snobby and like we think we’re better than everybody else. Now I’m not gonna sit here and say that there aren’t some white people who may think this way, but to imply that it’s the entire race of white people that think this way is ignorant! It would be like me writing a book about what BLACK people like and stating that if you want to be friends with a black person, you should carry a gun and deal drugs. Because all black people do that right!?!?! NO THEY DON’T! And to imply such would be IGNORANT just like these blog postings! I’m speaking to the black people now……YOU would be offended if there was a book called “What Black People Like” and you read some of the things that were written and statements were made such as…”Make fried chicken, they’ll come eat with you.” Or “Say dog and homie, that’s how they talk.” “And if you ever feel the need to make a black person feel indebted to you……………blah blah blah……and at that point it’s ok to as them to help you paint your house.” That would piss you off and don’t say it wouldn’t! I hope none of you believe this bullshit you’re reading. And if you do…..you’re IGNORANT AND RACIST to believe that just because some of the race may be this way, that all white people are! I don’t see black people that way. There are some bad black people and there are some good black people, as there are some bad and good white people. And if any of you are offended by this, then you just don’t like hearing the truth. It’s racist for any ONE race to assume that ALL people of another RACE are one specific way. No matter how you look at it, that’s the damn truth!
you just proved this article correct!
Jennifer sounds like she’s thoroughly prepared for this particular offense…Did y’all hire her to prove your point?
you are just like adolf hitler.
you’re also a moron.
This sounds more like a description of a LIBERAL than a white person. 🙂
Jennifer’s right, guys. What have we been thinking? Stuff like this could end up offending people.
It is a description of liberals. In fact Stuff White People like should be renamed to “Stuff liberal city dewllers like”
Get over yourself.
sense of humour? anyone?
I’m white and I stole an ashtray from a restaurant. I’m so evil. I hate myself now.
mmmmmmmmm what?
I think your anger is funny.
Ha Ha you’re pretentious.
haha this is hilarious (yes i am white) and i think some of these people commenting need to get over themselves.
Seems to me this should be called “what crackers like (or are like).”
I’ve noticed blogs like this one (whitewine.com being another) tend to characterize these behaviors as white (I apologize, “European-American”). Being a man (sorry “Male-Humanoid”) of color (sorry, “Pigmented-Humanoid-Male”) I’m slightly offended by the designation of these behaviors as inherent to one group. Whether it be city dwelling liberal, Homosexual-American, European-American or self-loathing African-American, I take exception.
I love grape soda
I drive a Toyota Prius
I love barbecue and watermelon
I love books by Zora Neale Hurston and David Sedaris
I own a iPhone and MacBook
I believe OJ was guilty, Robert Blake too
I’m drinking flavoured Iced coffee right now
I love a big, black, round female ass
A majority of my furniture is from Ikea
I believe Wesley Snipes got a bad rap
I’m going to Oktoberfest in Munich this year
I like a waxed snatch
I hate LOLcats and I read the New Yorker …what am I? (liberal city dweller, white whiner, self-hating black person, homosexual or all of the above)
Point is, using “white people” in this sort of blog is a cheap, easy way to be ironic and get laughs when “white people” can be easily used interchangably with practically any other group.
Particularly Americans in general.
Chill out whiteboy…sheesh!
Here Here!
Your forgetting: bibles, lip piercings, blogging, reading long pointless lists, endangered species(especially pandas), Christian rock, Hollister, and American Eagle
It is actually not wrong to use black instead of African American. I am a Black African I recently moved to the US and I have a lot of friends and family that still live in Africa and in Europe. When they come here to visit, why do people feel they have to call us African American. There are black people around the world that have never stepped foot in America so they should not be called African American..
As a white person, I feel the need to correct the grammar here….it should be “you’re” instead of “your” since you are trying to say “you are”.
When Black People are offended the simply say “Your Moma”
That’s “Yo mama” White people are also pedants.
I think that if Americans add the suffix “-American” to some cultural description, then it makes them feel less guilt about all the injustice that has been done to that particular race of people throughout history by Americans.
I think it goes along with white people having black friends (see appropriate blog)–the more black friends they have, the more “not racist” they are.
excuse me sir. As a white person i am offended by your reference of yourself to a black person. Please refraim from using such pejoratives and stick with more acceptable termonology, such as “African American.
I’m offended.
What about rankings’ lists? White people love those–they can rank just about anything. They always utilize numbers to rank things in their daily speech, including the use of outline points too. For example, “I really like these peaches because a. blah and b. blah.” Great post!
Rahahaha…..offended on behalf of others….that is so freaking funny. I have known white friends to get in a uproar when a white person treats me with disdain. It’s really rather amusing. It’s like suddenly that person who is being a jerk represents the entire race and they must, as a matter of principle, prove that that idiot is the minority. Little do they know black people have developed thick skin after years of being treated with disdain; we do realize that an individual is being a jerk, not white people in general (as evidenced by the fact that we have white people we call friends).
I kinda think black people who do this are much more prevalent than whites. Just throwin that out there.
By the way, I just read a crazy opinion on Venice. There is some truth to it though. Check it out: http://www.garbarrassing.com (blog #9)…Good stuff.
OMG!!!! This is like, sssssoooooo insulting to people of color and stuff (lol)
White people ENJOY taking offense. It gives them a sense of purpose in life. Notice I said TAKING offense. That’s the correct term. Offense is not something that can be thrust upon you unwilling. You either take it or you don’t. If you decide to feel offended, that’s your own decision. Don’t blame it one the person speaking or acting; take responsibility for your own feelings!
When I was a kid, there used to be a saying, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” It was a good saying. Pity it’s not taught to kids anymore. We’d have a much less pissy society if it were.
A verbal confrontation always happens when a black person talks about another black person’s mama. Talk about petting one’s pussy.
As a white person, I’m just as offended by the stereotyping of white people on this site as I would be of the stereotyping of any other race in the same manner.
As a white person, i think i can say that this is completely true. I never thought about it before, but it is the way my white friends and I act.
Never thought of it like this though, kinda makes me rethink things but in a good way
I am a honky. I like to sound smart but I dont often achieve the goal. But I likes to plays me some basketball. And den i can giet tha ho.
yo. you should not be mad at tha mayn. he jus trin toe git da wurd out tow tha biatches tha gwana oppress tha bouddas .
yo, beeotch, yo gotta pump tha shait. my dong is long and i wear a thong. i got mo money and gwina git yo honey. see my butt? my pants gwinna fall off and im gwinna get off on yo beeotch! phuck the planet peace aaawwwooot.
yo yo yo who give a phuck if yo durtty whait a$$ get upset?!? why don u go smoke a bone and choke on a rat cunt?
yo beeotch! yo betta no b talkin bou my momma!!!!!!! yo mamma so fat Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection
well bitch why dont you complain about it?
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So why would you say ‘white people enjoy taking offense’
I am not white, black or hispanic. But I believe I should not judge anyone by race or color of the skin.
this blog seems so small compared to this story, and the hundreds like it…
The premature death of Joseph Dwyer at the age of 31 has highlighted the neglect many American veterans believe they face once they return home.
He was made famous by a photograph, taken in March 2003 during the first week of the war, in which he is seen running to a makeshift hospital.
In his arms, the soldier was cradling an injured Iraqi boy who he had rescued from crossfire.
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The arresting image, held up by the war’s supporters as the human face of the invasion, was reproduced around the world and Specialist Dwyer was hailed as a hero.
However, he was always uncomfortable with the media attention, attempting to deflect its focus on to his entire unit. He had done no more than any of the other soldiers in his unit, he told reporters.
For years, he struggled against post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), drug abuse, unemployment and marital breakdown.
On June 28, Mr Dwyer, 31, called a taxi to take him to a hospital near his home in Pinehurst, North Carolina, after earlier taking presciption pills and inhaling fumes from a computer cleaner aerosol.
When the driver arrived, Mr Dwyer said he was too weak to open the door. Police had to kick it down and found he had collapsed. Within minutes, he had died
Emily, I bet your lower lip was quivering when you typed that. All ethnic groups or races have some common cultural traits, and only people who are in denial or are still in some kind of fuzzy Sesame Street dream world refuse to admit this.
Not only do whites enjoy becoming offended at other whites, they will sometimes even scold nonwhites for poking fun at themselves. An acquaintance of mine, a very earnest white high school teacher, once proudly told me that she once reprimanded a couple of black teenaged girls for using the expression “That’s so ghetto.”
This, I guess is related to the rich white tendency to believe that they themselves know what’s best for the poor.
We know how quickly we’d offend the brotherhood if we DARED to have a television station called WET, White Entertainment Television as opposed to their BET.
How about an NAAWP?
Would there be a riot and protests if such an organization was formed?
The luxury of Satire…??? WTF does that have to do with the article or the website? Are you making a connection between Dwyer’s post-service drug death and the Iraq war or are you just throwing out a fun article you found?
I found ‘stuffwhitepeoplelike’ after seeing it on the Early Show this morning. My first reaction was an instant dislike. I found it to be racist, something we already have too much of in this country. We don’t need any more division based on race, regardless of the intent. I doubt a site containing satire on what blacks like, such as watermelon and crack, would last long without open opposition. (I imagine most just found what I wrote to be offensive)
I went to the site and read over many of the articles and postings at StuffWhitePeopleLIke. And I found it degrading and subtly hostile without apology. I left a couple posting stating my distaste for the site.
I also conducted additional searches and discovered this posting.
I am a 30 something, white male, conservative, married w/ one son, Iraq veteran, bachelors degree, born in the North and raised in the South.
I included a synopsis of myself to give the reader an better understanding of my viewpoint. We can’t always understand what a person sees unless we can stand facing the same horizon for a moment.
It seems to me that racism has been in an upswing in America for the past twenty years. Instead of the Civil Rights marches quailing racism, it has simply swung around. Racism in any form must be unacceptable in a modern, intellectual culture. Racism is a direct measurement of the immaturity of a nation. Regardless of our achievements as a country, if the people are divided by issues such as race, religion, income and political rhetoric, then we have not advanced. There are people right now who have power and influence in this country based on creating these divisions and will do anything to keep that power. (Rush, Sharpton, Pelosi, etc)
We can’t do better? Its easy to laugh at race-based satire. It harder to recognize the damage it does.
I think that the book is just joking about extreme liberals.
But, I think the book should correctly be titled.
Traveler’s Guide to Ann Arbor MI.
It would be important for anyone taking a trip to Ann Arbor, MI to read this book, so that they can understand every person and situation they will encounter there.
Ann Arbor MI could make San Francisco look like a town full of conservatives.
Liberals spend way too much time pretending to take on the problems of the world and imperfections that they believe exist in society.
Human nature can not be changed.
I don’t think this book has a thing to do with racism!
I think some readers maybe confused to the books intent.
The book is not refering to all white people.
Just the extreme liberal minority in society.
Mostly found in many Universities today and very popular.
Most white people don’t actually feel or think this way.
If they find that they do, they may just have learned that they are 100% Liberal minded.
aww that makes me sad…. and I was planning to go to U Mich to major is Statistics…. Turns out Ann Arbor is just what I want to avoid.. Maybe I shouldn’t take your word for it, though
Some life you have.
Larry on July 9, 2008 at 5:52 pm
“We know how quickly we’d offend the brotherhood if we DARED to have a television station called WET, White Entertainment Television as opposed to their BET.”
Larry the reason be have BET is because EVERY OTHER STATION on basic cable is WET. Wake up Larry.
And what exactly is your point? Yes, there is a LOT of PTSD and suicidal behavior among returning military people, but this blog is about humorously discussing cultural foibles of [middle to upper middle class] white people.
Stephen, I hate to assume, but to me it sounds like you were a bit, dare I say, offended…? By this post?
Stephen……
Did you say that “blacks” like crack and watermelon? Wow…That’s funny, because I dont remember the last time Ive had either one…
I know, I love that people are offended by the post about white people loving being offended! Ha…beautiful!
I think knowing what’s best for other people is one of the items on this list – see, it is true – haha 🙂
Again, it seems the white people also have no sense of humor!
If people are getting so offended by this site, why are they here and reading it in the first place? Apparently because they love being offended. Point, game, match.
Here, here!
I don’t think the point of this is “bashing” white people or liberals. It seems to me to be a site where white people and liberals are simply making fun of themselves. It’s kind of like tripping over your own feet on the sidewalk and being able to laugh at yourself because it actually WAS kind of funny!
Larry,
There actually was a NAAWP that was run by David Duke back in the early ’90s. I don’t know if it still exists especially after Mr. Duke got into all kinds of trouble for other activities.
Bill Cosby doesn’t believe you.
Larry, as opposed to “THEIR” BET.
WOW. HALF THE channels ON TV
IS ALL FOR WHITE PEOPLE, THEREFORE,
THEY DO NOT NEED NAMES FOR IT YOU TWIT.
Honestly, white people have nothing
to be offended about.
Just shut up.
It’s so sad how worked up you all are
about something so comical as this
but you guys can pretty much shit
on every other race.
And as for the person that said blacks
like crack and watermelon,
I’ve never even seen crack and I’m black.
Only rich white brats can afford such
nonsense hard-core drugs, so speak
about your people, NOT US.
You’re all so fucked.
P.s: Stephen, you find this site to be quite disgusting
because it appears racist to you instead of humorous
as I’m sure it was intended,
but your comment about blacks liking crack
and watermelon was just as racist and to be honest,
at 30 something, with a son, you should be posting
such ignorant shit.
Go feed your son or something.
*SHOULDN’T BE POSTING.
Yea Yea, I know I made a typo.
Larry:
Perhaps you know White Entertainment Television by its more widely known moniker, ‘CBS’.
Hey Stephen, I read somewhere, not sure exactly where, that white people loved to be offended!
lmao
anyway, this site is completely humorous and I have a good feeling that the posters are white themselves, try not to be offended and go crazy posting your 1 page thoughts and feelings, including you have a son and all that please.
“you find this site to be quite disgusting
because it appears racist to you instead of humorous
as I’m sure it was intended”
Hey I’ve got a joke for you, what’s white at the top and black at the bottom? Society! Now don’t be offended, I simply mean it as a joke.
Are you kidding?
to say that there are liberals in the u.s.a is absolutely ridiculous (our most conservative party is your democrat crappy party and we have a comunist party)
and to say that this is racist it’s just dumb
This is just satirizing very fachionable stuff for some people
i eat sushi sometimes and i like alternative music but that just means nothing
i’m white and i hate to be offended the same way i hate coffe, barac obama (guys, you coud get even more liberal) and children’s games
crack is cheap
meth is better
watermelon is so fuckn good I don’t care who you are.
I am white. This article isn’t funny. It offends me. Black Americans are not so quietly building a separatist black nation and f*ckers like you are quietly helping them. Two white people tried that racist mumbo jumbo on me and I told them to take their asses to the DOJ website. Black comprise 13% of the population but are responsible for 50% of the crimes.
Its a statistic until you or a loved one become a victim of black crime.
the representation of was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.”
That’s actually what I say to minorities!
Did you know that there’s never been a black serial killer?
Did you know that whites have killed more people in the name of Jesus than blacks have killed each other or anyone else in civil wars?
Just curious.
You know what’s so sad about this one? White people are EXPECTED to feel guilty for everything and anything that has happened in society. It’s like we should go around apologizing for all that any white person has done EVER to another race/religion/country. Seriously. In the “black sensitivity” class I was required to take for my job, the black instructor told us white people that we needed to recognize that white people by virtue of being born are privileged and have to understand and speak out when they see injustice done to black people. He said we’re supposed to think about our fellow black co-workers and decline the promotion we’re offered in order to think about our fellow black’s possible promotion instead, especially if he has a family. He called it “diversity in management.” Is that supposed to be a joke? Like someone else said, 13% of the population is supposed to rule the country? The one “token” black person on a team is representative of the country.
Have you not heard of the Atlanta Child Murderer, Wayne Williams?
Did you know that the American economy loses much much more money from white-collar crimes, such as exaggerations on insurance claims and returning clothes worn to a party, than from blue-collar crimes? The US economy loses $16 billion a year from blue-collar crimes, like robbing 7-11, while it loses $16 billion from returning clothes worn to a party ALONE?
White people aren’t that more “moral” or “ethical” than other ethnicities, OK?
Do you have anything to back that up with or are you talking out the side of your ass?
I absolutely love how so many white people are offended by this site and by this post. It just goes to show how true this site’s message is.
As a white person, I am not racist, and I hope to one day reach the level of SUPER not racist. I think that stereotypes exist. I also think that many (probably not most) of them are statistically accurate.
It seems that each race is mostly comfortable laughing about itself (except for whites who like to get offended). When the day comes that people will stop being offended and can laugh at the stereotypical jokes of every race, together, we will clearly be in a day of declining racism.
What is racism anyway?! There are so many ways to define it, but I think two of the fundamental characteristics of true racism are hatred and discrimination. Are jokes about stereotypes racist? I think the answer to that depends on a lot of factors, but I assert that jokes about stereotype are in no way necessary nor sufficient for racism to exist.
When people take jokes about stereotypes too seriously, those jokes are more likely to lead to true racism. When people understand what a stereotype is (a rough generalization) and what jokes are, I think we will then become a less racist and less offended people.
The End
Ummm- the D.C. snipers???
You are absolutely right- EXCEPT- this only applies to LIBERAL IDIOT white folks with an abundance of white guilt.
I’m a southern redneck. I have NO white guilt. I am all about personal responsiblity for EVERYBODY.
I never get offended for someone else. In fact, as I understand that most of human kind is good hearted (though stupid) I take all the dumb stuff I hear with a grain of salt.
“Did you know that there’s never been a black serial killer?
Did you know that whites have killed more people in the name of Jesus than blacks have killed each other or anyone else in civil wars?
Just curious.”
We just had one here in Lansing, MI so enough of your uninformed stereotypes.
Good lord, at least try to spell things correctly in your rants: It’s “communist” not comunist, “fashionable” not fachionable, “coffee” not coffe, “Barack Obama” not Barac Obama, and, perhaps the worst of all, it’s “could” not coud.
I love this. It’s “me”. Thanks for the laugh.
The rest of you all…read a book. haha.
Here is a list of black serial killers
Howard Arthur Allen. Indianapolis. 3 or more victims.
Jake Bird. Tacoma, Washington. He offed two in the Tacoma area in the 1940s and a total of 44 nationwide.
Terry A. Blair. Kansas City area. 8 victims. 2003-4.
Arthur Bomar. Philadelphia and Nevada. 4 or 5 victims.
Daniel Andrew Bowler. Richmond, Virginia. 3 victims.
Eugene Britt. Gary, Indiana. 10 or more victims.
Maurice Byrd. St. Louis area. 20 victims.
Reginald and Jonathan Carr. Wichita, Kansas. 5 victims.
Jarvis Catoe. New York City. 13 victims. 1941-42.
Leonard Christopher. Philadelpha. 7 victims. 1980s.
Alton Coleman. Midwestern USA. 8 victims.
Andre Crawford. Southside Chicago. 10 victims.
Paul Durousseau. Jacksonvile, Florida; Georgia. 6 victims, two of which were pregnant women.
Lorenzo Fayne. East St. Louis, Illinois. 5 victims, all children.
Kendall Francois. Poughkeepsie, New York and environs. 8 victims, all women.
Carlton Gary. Columbus, Georgia. 3 victims.
Lorenzo J. Gilyard. Kansas City, Missouri. 12 victims, all women. (May be Missouri’s worst serial killer ever, according to the Kansas City Star.)
Mark Goudeau. Valley of the Sun, Arizona. “Baseline Killer.” 9 kills, along with 15 sexual assaults and 11 kidnappings during his year-long spree.
Harrison Graham. North Philadelphia city. 7 victims, possibly more.
Vaughn Greenwood. Louisiana. 11 victims.
Kevin and Reginald Haley. Los Angeles. 8 victims. 1979-84.
Ralph Harris. Southside Chicago. 6 victims, along with 13 armed robberies and 6 sexual assaults. The first four murders in 1992 and the final two in 1995 sandwiched a prison stint for armed robbery.
Clarence Hill. Bucks County, PA. “Duck Island Killer.” 6 victims, three pairs of “lovers lane” couples. 1939-42.
Ivan Hill. Los Angeles. “60 Freeway Slayer.” 6 women. 1993-4.
Elton M. Jackson. Norfolk, Virginia area. 12 victims.
Calvin Jackson. New York State. 9 victims, possibly more.
Edward James. Las Vegas. 3 victims. (He and Troy Sampson [see below] were both “thrill” serial killers, who brutally murdered random, innocent white people — EPH)
Richard “Babyface” Jameswhite. New York State; Georgia. 15 victims.
Milton Johnson. Joliet, IL. 4 victims.
Devine Jones. St. Louis area. 3 victims, possibly more.
Henry Lee Jones. Southern Florida; Bartlett, Tennessee. 4 victims, possibly more.
Arhon Kee. Harlem, New York City, New York. 3 girls. Late 1990s.
Gregory Klepper. Southside Chicago. 8 victims.
Derrick Todd Lee. Southern Louisiana. 5 victims.
Matthew Macon. Central Michigan. 7 victims.
Hulon Mitchell, a.k.a. Yahweh Ben Yahweh. Florida. 20 victims, possibly more.
John Allan Mohammed and Lee Boyd Malvo. Washington, D.C. and suburbs in Maryland and Virginia; Montgomery, Alabama; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Tacoma, Washington; Georgia; Tucson, Arizona. 13 to 19 victims, and probalby many many more.
Edward Lee Mosley. Southern Florida. 25 to 30 victims, all women.
Mohammed Alan Omar. Country of Yemen. 16 victims, all women. (Omar is Sudanese.)
Gerald Parker. “The Bedroom Basher.” 6 white women, Southern CA.
Craig Price. Warwick, Rhode Island. 4 victims.
Cleophus Prince. San Diego, California. 6 victims.
Richmond Trio. Ricky Jovan Gray, Ashley Baskerville and Ray Joseph Dandridge. Richmond, VA. 8 victims among the three of them in several loosely related serial murder incidents.
Robert Rozier. Miami, Florida. 6 victims.
George Russell. Washington State. 3 victims, all women.
Troy Sampson. (See Edward James, above.)
Lemuel Smith. Upstate New York. 4 victims.
Timothy W. Spencer. Arlington, Virginia and Richmond, Virginia. 5 victims.
Maury Travis. St. Louis area; Atlanta area (?). 17 victims, possibly more.
Chester Dewayne Turner. Los Angeles. 12 victims, all women.
Unidentified. Indianapolis. 15 victims.
Michael Vernon. The Bronx, New York. 7 victims. (Five of his victims he killed in a shoe store because the store did not have shoes in his size. He later offed one pizza delivery man and one gypsy cab driver.)
Henry Louis Wallace. Charlotte, North Carolina. 9 victims.
Coral Eugene Watts. Texas; Michigan; Canada. He has confessed to 13 killings, but is suspected in as many as 80 killings.)
John Williams, Jr. Raleigh, North Carolina. 5 victims. 1990s.
Wayne Williams. Atlanta area. 33 victims.
Donald E. Younge, Jr. East St. Louis, Illinois; Salt Lake City, Utah. 4 victims.
Zebra Killers. Three convicted in San Francisco. 78 victims.
Funny it mentioned that “It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended”
“Therefore settle it in YOUR hearts not to rehearse beforehand how to make YOUR defense”-Luke 21:14
Hahaha, the part about sitting at home preparing for when someone is going to offened them was great and sadly true! This is so funny!
This website is awesome! But then I realized, it’s true, us Southern-ers can laugh about it, because we see the truth in it and not be offended. Obviously they’re talking about yankees. And liberals.
haha.
-Lil Texy
ha ha!
This site is sooooo funny! Lighten up people… take it as it’s intended to be received… as witty and fun!
Ha ha youre trying to tell me that blacks dont return worn clothes??? Idiot!
Hey Accidental Philosopher,I think the “accident’ involved your mother forgetting to stick in her diaphragm!
OMG! I DON’T KNOW HOW PPL CAN KILL ANOTHER HUMAN.
Surly you are mistaken…you must have misunderstood. What person is going to be that stupid. Diversity trainers are not going to go that far out on a limb. Perhaps the trainer suggested that if you are in a position to make a managerial decision regarding a promotion and you have a Black person in the running, perhaps you should consider them before others because they have been systematically looked over in the past. This would show up in your past promotional practices and hiring criteria.
Yes there has been….maybe not in the US…BUT
In South Africa………….
In Pretoria…
OKAY!!! DUDE!!! We get it….relax.
I heard the creator of this site on Elliot in the Morning today. I love this site because it is 100% true.
haha and didn’t you know that 95% of crime is commited by right handed people too? it’s only a statistic until….lmao @ u
🙂
nobody ever bled to death in a trauma room due to some executive exaggerating the income of a corporation
Yeah, ummm, slavery was only possible because indigenous African tribes opened trade of “their” slaves with Spain. Honkeys couldn’t go into the African continent and kidnap slaves, that was done by the locals.
Ever hear of Edi Amin?
Obviously you’ve had a very idyllic and sheltered life.
If you’re black you make wayne grady look like malcolm X
It’s true, as a white person, I look forward to being offended. I prepare arguments against possible outrage while I’m doing the dishes, talking a shower or driving to work. Unfortunately, I surround myself with other white people and they have the exact same opinions as me or they, like me, try to avoid conflict.
Are you out of your fucking mind? Where in the name of God do you get your information? I bet there aren’t 16 billion PARTIES held each year. How much money is spent in emergency medical care for Knee-gros popping caps at one another? I just wish they were better marksmen! Maybe it’s a knee-gro form of “counting coup”, like the plains indians used to do??
“Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end; we’d sing and dance……………………..”
http://www.nathanielturner.com/livesandtimesofquadroons.htm
You should read the section on grammar.
“As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.”
So true. I have been so amused at some of my white friends being offended on my behalf that I completely forgot to be offended myself and had to talk THEM out of fighting.
I think another good entry for this site of Stuff White People Like is nonthreatening ethnic slang that they’ve heard in a rap song. They might not use it right, but that will hardly stop them.
So don’t judge. I say white people enjoy being offended because they obviously DO. Otherwise, why would they choose to take offense at things that have nothing to do with them? Minding one’s own business can be quite healthy, yet they almost never do it.
Have fun with that! Clearly you’re having a good time.
Who cares about celebrating life when you land a sweet book deal. Good job guys!!! I heard you on DC 101.1 the other day.
BUTTHURT!!!
She’s not mistaken, and don’t call her surly!
me: well don’t stop, i’m just starting to enjoy this
(while my male friend has his head near my crotch talking on the phone)
Friend: You should be more sensitive to homosexuals. You’re going to find yourself in some bad situations if you keep making statements like that.
Me: um…. I have to be PC when I’m drinking at a bar w/ my friends?
Friend then spends the rest of the night making fun of middle america (he’s open minded unless you’re considered normal) Luckily I could justify my egregious insensitivity by tallying the number of gay friends and family members I have.
Is calling a member of the custodial staff a ‘cleaning lady’ considered offensive? I can’t see what the fuss is all about but then again I am obviously white, over-educated and I buy bottled mineral water just because I can afford it. This kind of statement will really make anyone white in the vicinity offended to the point of blushing.
I do think that PC has gone a bit too far, making communication in some situations cumbersome and a bit ridiculous.
E.g. how does the stamement placed in an office toilet “Please be considerate and use the air freshner sparingly’. What a waste of words. It could have been much more clear and direct: Don’t crap here, if your poo stinks.
awww… I love it when Americans call themselves European-Americans. Get over yourself DUDE. You are NOT European. The fact that some remote ancestors of your were once born in Europe does not change the fact that you are now in world of your own. It offends me as a European when (white) Americans call themselves European-Americans. I am being a bit sarcastic – but people like you do live on a different planet and your mind set is very far from anything European.
Calling the custodial staff,” the cleaning lady” may be offensive according to the context. If one’s home is large enough to have a staff,then referring to the woman who mops and sweeps as the cleaning lady is perfectly acceptable. However, if you ae referring to a staff of contracted professionals who emopty the waste bins of offices at ungodly hours and under the harsh florescent lights, then you should not refer to them as ‘cleaning ladies’ especially since some of them may be men. ‘The cleaning staff’ or ‘the custodial staff’ are perefectly acceptable terms with the added bonus of being gender neutral and therefore more politically correct.
WHITE MAN
Your day’s never over,
Your work’s never through!
Though you’ve tamed most of the heathen and the barbarians too!
‘Massa, thanks for ‘lectricity and the (Ah So!) internet too!
WHITEMAN, THE WHOLE WORLD’S DEPENDING ON YOU!
They tried to say that ‘you can’t jump’.
But, you made it to the moon without having to dunk.
You might not have much rhythm,
But you can (steal) carry a good tune,
WHITEMAN, THE WHOLE WORLD’S DEPENDING ON YOU!
You made it through civil rights and women’s lib too,
You’ve been through a lot, good buddy, no wonder you can sing the blues!
If the world’d open their eyes, they’d see that in the past you’re not really stuck,
Even though you still fly a rebel flag, at least it’s on a Japanese pickup truck!
Black may be beautiful, and tan may be grand,
But white’s still the color of the BIG BOSS MAN!
’Ask not’ (J.F.K.) whether it’s true,
WHITEMAN, THE WHOLE WORLD’S DEPENDING ON YOU!
The world doesn’t understand your level of stress,
Every minute’s a Malox moment, but that’s the price of success!
You watch your laptop for the first sign of loss,
Well, it’s time you paid the cost to be the boss!
Don’t drop the ball now and lose the home court advantage,
Or we’ll all have to say the pledge of allegiance in Spanish!(‘Press Uno for English’)
Only you can straighten out the world’s condition,
‘Cause you were properly conceived in the missionary position!
Stand up like a white man and do your white duty,
Or we’ll all be blown to hell by sheik your booty!
ASK NOT whether, Hillary or Obama can rule,
WHITE MAN, THE WHOLE WORLD’S DEPENDING ON YOU!
Sincerely,
Uncle Sambone
(The love-child of Uncle Sam & one
Of his female slaves)
In memory of Col. Paul Tibbets, Pilot of the Enola Gay, and all the faithful sidekicks of
‘Bwana’ …..(next page)
Jimmy Olson (Superman)
Lightning (Amos & Andy)
Poncho (Cisco Kid)
Tonto (Lone Ranger)
Robin (Batman)
Pepina (The Real McCoys)
Cheetah (Tarzan)
Trigger (Roy Rangers)
Birmingham (Charlie Chan…A whiteman in disguise)
Mingo (Daniel Boone)
Kato (The Green Horne)
Rin-Tin-Tin (If Custer had had him, he might have won!)
Rochester (Jack Benny)
Timmy (Lassie, was a ‘white’ dog!)
Uncle Ben/Aunt Jemima (Betty Crocker)
Chester & Festus (Mat Dillion, a protégé’ of John Wayne, who didn’t need a sidekick!)
Barnie Fife (Andy Griffin)
‘Condor’leeza Rice (W.)
And that’s a good thing. “European”. That continent that had dictatorships all over the place until the late 70s, the Eastern part of which was under communist domination, the Western part which was pro-communist, the continent which greedily received Marshall help and American troops and used the freed up money to subsidize anti-American university education, the continent where they, speaking English, comment on American blogs talking about being “European”, knowing that no one in Europe considers himself European, the continent that is the most White Racist in the world, the continent that invented racial socialism but now pretends that was a right-wing thing and then compares George Bush to it, the continent with nice soccer players who throw bananas on the pitch and make jungle noises when a black player is on the field, the continent that couldn’t even prevent genocide in the 90s in its back-yard, the continent that calls itself feminist and atheist yet welcomes Muslims who abuse their wives and spit on the hand that feeds them.
I’m sure glad I am not European, nor a “European-American”. And ESPECIALLY glad that I am not calling myself a “European” while talking disparagingly about Americans associating themselves with “Europe” on a blog about left-wing American fools. Idiot.
This whole comment section regarding the offensive nature of white people liking to be offended offends me. I am crying tears of anger and shame, my stomach doubled over in convulsive howls, reading statistics from questionable sources by people with questionable whiteness quotient.
While I was working at an unpaid intern writing horoscopes for an independent, nonprofit online magazine exposing the torturous experiments that the cosmetic industry inflicts upon Chia Pets, I tested as 63 percent extra non-racist. And my spirituosity factor was through the roof. My 12th-level holistic shaman told me so. So this entry was totally, like, bunk. And offensive. So there.
Please, people, can we all look past the stereotypes?
WAA WAA WAA!
BLESS YOUR POINTED LITTLE HEAD!
HA that was the funniest, truest, one of the most honest things ive ever heard recently (along with the rest of your blog)
lawl, honkey
We should play basketball together sometime and go get offended together.
party up?
Although I find this funny and quite spot on, I have to say I suppose I fail as a white person because although I love coffee/tea, traveling abroad (to Africa no less), and farmers markets, I like it because I like it and not because I am white. I don’t choose my friends based on filling some sort of diversity quota, and I don’t not own a television so I can brag I don’t. I use Netflix because I always return movies late to Blockbuster, and I choose my music based on what I like and not because it’s “different.” I think all anybody can do is be themselves and not worry about whether they are mainstream or alternative, and recognize that unfortunately, most of us all turn into big cliches whether we like it or not. Just be unique on your own level. No one is better than the other – we are all humans and thats all that matters.
I’m not being offended, I’m just saying.
I am offended, I think “white” people can be offended just the same as “black” people, just because we are not a proper race…
I don’t care what colour a persons skin is, black, white, yellow, brown, pink – blue, green (don’t want to offend anybody so covering all bases) – it is what’s on the inside that counts!
Maybe I think like that because I am a Christian, well I prefer the term born-again follower of JESUS as a lot of Christians seem to have forgotten about JESUS.
Never judge a book by it’s cover works both ways.
Ok I am white (not inc. my tattoos obviously) – English with a quarter Welsh:
“(ask a white person about “flyover states”).”
No idea but I will google it when I am bored.
BTW my autistic son thinks the film “White Men Can’t Jump” is offensive.
I do not give a stuff both ways but obviously racism and prejudice is still alive and kicking.
I am slightly homophobic – I was very until I became a Christian but now I am hating the sin not the sinner – but still struggle with the issue because I think it is wrong, unatural and certain parts of the body are meant to be a one way system – if ya get me.
Anyway I am just a grumpy old (30something) white woman who probably has PMT, sorry PMS…
Damn, I love Gospel – not because your black / African American but because it’s effing awesome. See I am off saying Gospel and mixing it with skin colour but seriously we cannot do it as good. Style not colour!
Celebrate cultural diversity but don’t bash each other for it, cannot help where your born – I know if I had a choice I would not have been born in a cold northern english town with a corpsicle complexion but somewhere else a hell of a lot warmer, were bacon is still allowed at Subway and has some kind of law and order.
Is this suppossed to be a joke offensive website? I do get offended and am a tad p***ed but still I can cope – it isn’t the watchtower or something is it?
GOD see’s no colour (referring to skin before somebody makes a witty remark)
oh c’mon don’t give us that maybe cos i’m christian rubbish, god’s a d**k he’s all knowing and he still sent his son to die i grissly death. i bet jesus has some real issues now.
now i can relate to that, i’m white european, just replace the phrase white man with sassanach.
I haven’t heard that word in years.
you’re so frickin’ witty. I’m SO offended by your lameness.
I agree that all races really enjoy being offended, this is less the plight of white people, and more generalizable to all races and creeds. I think it’s great when people are offended, because usually that appears to be the intension, such as right now…
this is the best one so far, I know too many fellow white people who act like this. Thank you for studying my culture so that I can laugh at it!!!!! this is awesome. Also, thank you for pointing out that white people have a culture, i was afraid i didn’t for the longest time!
What’s wrong with callng a blacker person black? Obama doesn’t seem to be offended, and he’s a 1/2 and 1/2er.
So true! I dated a white chick who according to this blog might be the Whitest person I know. She could only laugh at jokes about white people but never about blacks, Mexicans, or asians. Her radar was set to be offended in any conversation. Any statement you made that had to be interpreted she automatically interpreted as offensive.
You know the only people that define themselves by the color of their skin are those that want to profit by it or use it to the benifit given or defined by their defined color by the peer groups that have defined them.
Race is self segragating, in the miitary in high school any where large groups of peopel gather, they self segragate. Bring together a large group of diffrent groups of people black white latin asian. Now tell them to group together on their own, 90% of the time they will fall along ethinic lines. YOu might get a few who internigle but they will be rejected by the majority ethinic group. Give that group a task and set a time limit, who ever completes it first wins a prize. You will find that the expecation of the group is that the asians will be first whites second black third latins forth. Now the real win stats will fall about 70% white win 20 asia 5 black 5 latin why this happens it is theroy that the groups give themselve limitiation accroding to thier status as a culture level in the society. Truly defined by the media they give trust in.
Ha Ha! it is true 🙂 I spent some time in Israel. When I got back, I told my step mother something about one of the “Jews” that I made friends with. She quickly gasped and said, “Don’t you mean, ‘Jewish Person?'”
“White people,” in this blog, is a euphemism for “liberal upper middle class.” Now do you get it?
…. Now there’s a white guys answer for you…
Sheeesh…chill out, some of you.
Some here have so much “baggage” they’re gonna be charged a double-fare…
HINT: This stuff is really…NOT THAT SERIOUS…and the intent is that we all not take ourselves…or our pathologies…so damned serious.
Take a few minutes to have a laugh…You’ve STILL got ALL DAY… to be your usual ice-hole of a person…
woah, i love all the “white” responses to this.
relax,
maybe laugh a bit.
it wont kill you, white people, to laugh.
Hahah wow. Everything on this entire site is just right. How do they know
okay, true. however, i gotta agree with the “liberal upper middle class” comment. i have certainly gotten more lectures about the “black” vs. “african-american” vs. “insert here” issue from black people than white people. but then again, i am minoring in african american studies.
I refuse to use the term African American. Whites and Blacks pretty much got to America at the same time. After a few generations, we’re just Americans. I’m not a Scottish-Irish-Polish-German-Swedish-Swiss-British American, I’m just an American. A really really really really white American.
you misspelled “theory”
You Canuks get all the good weed, right, Jess?
Is *jess* short for polar bear food?
Hey, Crawdady, isn’t it about time to give up crack?
I’m not sure you get it. It’s the people who beleive in God who fucked it up. But, I do agree God should get the fuck out of here.
believe ——sorry
Hey, needle dicked bug fucker, fuck you.
Now here someone I hope I never meet.
Hey, I have the opposite situation. I’m dark and there is no black genes is my ancestry. What the hell is with this skin thing anyway?
crack whore
I’m an European-American and I’m proud of it. I love it. I want more of it. Oh, blessed am I. Yippie skippy, European-American, thanks mommy and daddy. Hey, by the way, fuck ya if you don’t agree. Fuck the horse you rode in on, also.
Easy for you to say.
look at the number of statistics in this response…its hilarious
White people also love passive-aggressiveness. They have crafted it into the ultimate art form. Heaven forbid they have to tell somebody something directly and honestly.
All those old assertiveness books were just fronts to distract from the core psychic joy of doing nothing and pretending it should not enrage a soul. I think this topic deserves a slot on the list of its own. I would request it but it is much more gratifying to do nothing and see if others become anxious.
I was not able to think straight today sorry about my meaningless blog. I did go to http://www.revoint.com and felt better about life.
Ever been to New England? lots of white people there that will tell you to go F yourself – right to your face!
You lost me at “internigle.”
This is just awesome haha
That’s it. Liberal upper middle class.
I don’t know how people have missed it…it’s about as obvious as it gets…..lol
Your grammar is terrible – you misspelled MANY words, too! And that last run-on sentence? I can’t even come close to trying to figure what you’re saying! If you have to be so opinionated couldn’t you slow down and possibly re-read what you’ve typed so people can try to follow your point?
I have read a bunch of these now and have decided that, if any of this is true, I must be the worst white person on the face of the planet.
Haha, this site is fucking funny. I love it.
You are.
Nope, honesty gets you a trip to HR and a pretty pink slip. Gen. “Y”, everyone gets a trophy, no one loses, start the day with a hug, and don’t make me work for anything Bullsh#t! Not a “white” choice, the pussies are in control now. It’s everyone.
Uh oh, white people on the defensive! But that’s what makes it ok for Jesse to say he wants to cut off a black man’s balls, if a white guy said it it would be a hate crime! That’s why we don’t laugh much, it’s not worth the fight when someone misinterprets it.
haha :] i’m white and these are all so true, it’s hilarious.
I’m offended by this website. If it where “stuffblackpeoplelike.com” it’ll be protested and shut down and it sure as hell wouldn’t get a book deal.
this is so fucking funny cause it’s true.
Given the demographic reality of white people being outnumbered 8 to 1 globally, they have to be the most successful minority in all of history.
If that comment was meant to be sarcastic, considering that white people like being offended, it’s hilarious.
If not, it’s based on misunderstanding. If it were “stuffblackpeoplelike.com” it could, of course, cause controversy, just like everything else in the world (because white people like being offended!), but it would still be hilarious. This website places the generalization of any race in contempt, and makes a mockery of racism and of the supposed superiority of Caucasians everywhere.
That comment is also grammatically incorrect.
All the more reason someone should set one up, anyway. We need to spread the offensive outrage.
Just finished the book! Hilarious and so true….a great guide to truly unwhite yourself. Damn glad I didn’t go to graduate school after all. But shit, I’m an artist.
people get so offended easily these days iT IS ANNOYING! and i am white. lol
Hey I think your blog is hilarious, but sometimes i feel like it is unfair to those of us who arent so obnoxious as you say white people are. I mean, i know you are allowed to make fun of white people because you are one, but isnt it kind of a sweeping generalization? I think a more appropriate title is “stuff stupid white people like”. Of course that isnt as funny.
Yeah, minorities never get offended, just ask Don Imus. Larry Summers and Geraldine Ferraro.
^^^^^
Classic example of me, Larry, a white person getting
offended. I spend all day obsessed about what minorities
are offended by. I have no life whatsoever.
People just need to take a chill pill once in a while.
I am a white girl. Hey Hey
This is too funny! These “whites” seem to be invariably liberal, which makes it all the funnier to me. This one IS my brother.
Obviously, my whole family is white, but my one brother is the most liberal, and he is so easily offended for every culture or race imaginable… mind you, he’s also the most racist one. (Hates everybody but himself, I think.) I think they are offended on other’s behalf because they believe it hides their true feelings.
Emmy, the comment of being offended to hide their true feelings is the most disgusting trait of the people you talk about. I usually take them to task just to hear them lie more and therefore proving to myself and others around the nature of the cat before us.
The sad part is that they are not stupid. The stupids live in trailers and rent apartments. The folks you speak of are intelligent and have a weird way of trying to prove it. They do and say stupid things. Here’s one example: a white person in a alcohol powered car showing the world how eco friendly he is, and actually using more oil than my 6.7 diesel truck. This syndrome is best known as head up the ass syndrome. If I’m doing it, it is right and good, if I’m not, it is bad.
Just read it and Laugh. Its hillarious. Quit analyzing and loosen up a bit- have a cocktail and just for 5 sweet minutes read a funny commentary on our social stereotypes that are just so damn stupid-funny.
I love the Black vs. African American thing… particularly because Black refers to those of African AND European ancestry while African American refers to someone born in Africa who immigrated to America….
Kinda like calling a Spaniard a Latino.
Give me a fucking break. Minorities have made a cottage industry out of being offended. Or maybe I just need to go to sensitive training.
“[I] know you are allowed to make fun of white people because you are one[.]”
That, in essence, describes caucasians…
Well said brotha’
Anybody want some comment frm a South African -(.. er White guy?
+1
You ARE as obnoxious and just don’t know it – consider yourself served, you CRACKER!! Got an issue? Here’s a tissue…
Lighten up Francis.
I’m just sayin’……
So, a Spaniard is or is not a Latino?
I think this website should be called “stuff left wing white people like” cause I’m from Mississippi and wow i’ve never met any of these white people.
Mississippi,
Did you miss the fly-over state comment?
It’s a joke. If you don’t see people you know in it, then it’s more on than you think.
Over a hundred items on this list and I only like Netflix and Bicycles. Does this mean I’m not white or just not Progressive, Liberal, Socialist, Communist or whatever the hell they call themselves this week?
OMG! I do this! LOL
SO SO SO TRUE!
I AM A WHITE COMEDY VENTRILOQUIST, WHO TALKS TO A BLACK PUPPET AND A CHINESE PUPPET.
GUESS WHO GETS OFFENDED???
UPTIGHT, TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS WHITE PEOPLE.
SEE DR. TERESA BROWN IN STOCKTON, CALIFORNIA FOR FURTHER PROOF!
KEEP ON KEEPING ON!
You’ve got it. A Spaniard is from Spain, and a Latino is from Latin America. Latin America includes South and Central American along with the Caribbean Islands.
You’re so white.
I love the irony of all these people getting offended in the comments.
To add to that:
There’s already a “stuffblackpeoplelike” blog. And as a black person, if I were to ever go and read it (it’s down at the moment), I would most likely laugh at it too. So please, don’t play the race card (“If this were about black/asian/latino people…”). By doing that, you’re just getting offended by something you THINK should offend, that hasn’t even offended anyone yet (ah, a paradox).
Calm down. We all know that most of these things don’t just apply to white people, so there’s no need for you to get angry and defensive about it. It’s just a satirical blog meant to provide some laughs, and to make you realize that you’re sometimes guilty of that behaviour (white or not).
And seriously, to all the people doing this, please stop commenting on how you’re an anomaly to the list. Honestly, nobody cares if you don’t like whatever’s on the list. It’s just a joke. Take a deep breathe, and Zen. Or better yet, leave?
There should be stuffwhitepeoplehate site. #001 would be: Laughing at Themselves.
After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your world is strange. Did this offend you? I loved it.
Is there still a Mississippi? I thought that big blow we had a couple years ago eliminated Mississippi. Hell, I’ve been telling everyone the average IQ in the United States jump up drastically when Mississippi blew away. How many of you survived? Maybe there aren’t enough that it matters.
No, it just means that Al Sharpton is a fool just like you.
Any white person who hates another white person because of their religion is a poor excuse for a white person. I guess you suffer from “Yarmulke” envy.
You may as not t even ask that question. Many Africans in their own country would treat a black American no differently than the French treat white Americans. Americans are Americans, the color line stops once we leave America.
Stop generalizing. All young people are not as dumb as you think. In fact most of them have the ability to see people as opposed to color. I also strongly doubt that you or anyone from your generation could rebuild, or program a computer like most of the young people today. Hell, most of you can’t figure out how to set the time on those outmoded VCR’s you still own. Affirmative action doesn’t look good to most young people. It was necessary because of the dumb a— in your generation who weren’t smart enough not to hate someone based on color. You sit behind your computer and howl about people staring at your son because of his disability, yet you yourself have a seething hatred for other people with differences. You think that everyone has it easier than you because of these differences when in fact many times these same people are treated in a manner no differently than your son. They are stared at, objectified and carnivalized.
go figure… the “black” site is down….
lmao… jk… but since we were all being offensive and all…
=P
God damn, you offended me again.
I was offended once when my girlfriend said I had a small penis. Anyway, if you are applying for a job and wanna read about a blog discussing a certain interview scam you may run into check out blog number 13 at http://www.garbarrassing.com . It hilarious.
it’s so true. people are so much more offended by something against the black/latino/native american/asian races than something against the white race. i think its unfair, but then, its just a result of our history, so what can you do?
that being said, if we all just relaxed and laughed about ourselves a little, maybe everything that mentioned a skin color wouldn’t be considered “racist.”
Teachers get offended every time they get caught doing something stupid and end up on http://detentionslip.org. It’s got tons of outrageous headlines from schools.
soooooo true!
this one is one women of any race love too!
but an offended white woman is the trump card, no matter how much you try, even if you should be, you can’t ever be more offended than one of them.
duh, what you say?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
More offended than black people.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
I think it should have nothing to do with your skin color! People are people. We all have feelings and should be treated with respect. We should treat people the way we want to be treated all the time! When people make reference to their skin color I believe they are showing their lack of trust in God. He made us all on this earth. It’s our responsibility to be entrusted and act according to His will which. Read Matthew 7:1……very important.
One time I went to a Thanksgiving dinner hosted by very advanced level white people – I said “Happy Victory Over the Native Americans Day!” They looked at me like I said “heil Hitler.” Oops, I did it. I told a story about how my ironic statement was way over the heads of a bunch of white people, that makes me a very high level white person. What can I say? I CAN’T STOP!
Every February I celebrate and honor My favorite African American- charlize theron
I think it’s extremely important that everyone moves beyond looking for chances to get offended. It’s annoying. It can be really funny though. I created a facebook group called white students united in response to some white-person shaming that was going on at my college.
Is it so bad for me to say I love being white because white people are so fucking funny?
I’m studying in Lebanon currently, so I hope to become an expert in being offended when people use less-than-perfectly-PC language about the Arabic world…
http://www.levantinesummer.blogspot.com
Cleaning ladies would get a lot more sympathy from me if they’d stop digging through my desk at night and stealing stuff.
Note to thieves: if you do not want to be caught, don’t break in at an hour when you’re the only one with a key, and don’t steal an mp3 player and then leave the headphones behind. That makes it obvious what was stolen, when it was stolen, and by whom it was stolen.
Note to the ex-cleaning lady at my old job: Enjoy prison.
It is amazing howmuch
time we have on our hands to think about
what offends us . Im guilty of watching alot documentaries.
Because I think its in the white people handbook.
how many facets are there? let’s see…
there’s* stuff white people actually like (of course, as white people, we know that a person doesn’t have to be white to be a white person (stating the obvious?…sorry.)),
using one’s level of whiteness (based on how good one is at stuff white people like) to justify feeling superior to others (only fellow white people, of course). expert level white people may not feel superior to the wrong kind of white people (i mean, do you really think so, with whiteness levels that far apart?), but beginning white people may feel strongly superior to the wrong kind of white people.
then there is the circumstance in which one is so good at being white, she never feels superior to anyone. in this case, her superiority to even expert-level white people is celebrated by white people.
i think genuine white people may exist, as well.
feel free to comment; i’m just trying to get some dialog started.
*or should it be “there are?” i welcome constructive grammatical criticism!
karrie, you are very close to becoming an expert level white person.
Clander must have been part of a college Sociology department.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
I think this is more of a black person thing than anything else.
Fatso
I do it every day, she is hot!
I’ve got news for you, Blacks are funnier. You’re white alright.
Now, that’s a white thing to say.
lol stop explaining to people that this is just a joke i love seeing them get offended
black people like fried chickin, kool-aid, and figuring out white people lol
(im a Negro)!!!!!!!!!aight son?
This website should offend me, but i find it really funny.
Another thing white people like: using “she” as a neutral third person voice to override the obviously sexist “he”. The fact that replacing “he” with “she” is just as sexist is of little consequence to the white person as the real aim is to flaunt their cultural elevation via their ability to consciously inject supposed gender sensitivity into their sentences. They will never use the gender neutral “their” or “they” as a possible replacement (for reasons why see the author’s post on grammar)
Oh the white guilt. I wonder when people are going to figure out that its just another form of “white man’s burden”; once they had to “better” us and now people have to give “white” people credit for superior levels of understanding. Just a new service provided by your friendly neighbourhood ethnics -no longer available for just hair cuts and janitory services.
i am offended that here in southeast va., they have asked black parents to tell their children , stop killing one another, and stop commiting violent crimes. please? {they,-afro coalition groups}
Wow, they don’t like being offended. They do like being high though. Speaking of getting high, the lead actor (Seth Rogen) of knocked up and pineapple express is retarded. Read what he did on the daily show here:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (scroll down to August, 17 2008)
I hate the fact that Americans are so offended right now about the Olympics judging. Some idiot wrote “the REAL medal count” and I can’t believe Yahoo featured it as a story! It makes Americans look like sore losers and whiny complainers. Just accept it people! Stop crying! God forbid a non-white athlete beat a white person at sports! Oh no China has more gold medals. Calm down people! Go out and do some sports instead of writing about a non-existent conspiracy against white athletes!
This post offends me…
ok have you been paying attention to the gymnastics competitions??? i mean any idiot would notice that china for some reason has gained favor with the judges…
lol…true
Once again you are confusing “White People” with “White Democrats”.
I find that offensive. If you can’t see that, well you must be entirely insensitive.
This is so true. I especially find that due to our (Caucasians) obsession with political correctness,(perhaps historical guilt). White women take this to another level, as they really, really love to be offended and then freak out on the offender. I believe the term for this type of activity is liberal-douchebaggery.
They are even offended by being told they like to be offended, and I am sure, based on the above posts, they are offended by this list.
Sweet………………….
You people are stupid even when you’re trying to be ironic. Yes, you people.
I feel like white people LOVE race walking as well. Saw no blacks or asians doing it in the olympics. You should add that to the list of stuff white people like. I also found a hilarious article about race walking at http://www.garbarrassing.com . It’s blog #14 (should see it near the top of the page just scroll down a little bit. Check it out.
this is so far off the mark…..I think what you meant to say was white people started all the name calling a.k.a. N*gg#r!
Not that I enjoy being called a honkey, I just let it roll off my back, since I know we started all the name calling.
Excellent troll, I think you might get a few bites.
Mo you ho!
That’s because you’re listening to American broadcasters telling you what to believe! The coverage is completely biased, they constantly point out the mistakes of other countries and ignore the mistakes that the darling Americans are making. It’s completely skewed, are you stupid enough to believe everything you hear on TV?Apparently.
That’s where you’re wrong. We didn’t start name calling. *Some* of this generation’s white Americans’ great great great great great grandparents said those words about *some* of this generation’s black Americans great great great great great grandparents, and you’re a pathetic pushover.
whaata matafaaack
why was there no mention of white male privilege? The Idea that a lot of white upper middle class feminists use to become seen as “more oppressed” than their male counterparts. Ahh liberal arts college….competing for oppression status. I love when people at a college that costs more for a year than most people make in a year talk about how everyone else has more privilege. Then Cry. Then graduate, realize no one cares, and cry some more.
Am I the only white person offended by this racist website??????? Why is this ok?
I am a white conservative and I am so pissed about this website… It isnt fair… If this were reversed the NAACP would have it shut down in 3 minutes…. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch…this website is offending me…o wait a minute…i am white! your are soooooo right. Kill myself…
For the record…White people LOVE BOXING as well. I found this hilarious boxing video and I bet you anything that any white person who watches this (probably other races as well) would enjoy this video! Especially the woman’s reaction afterwards.
Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0019.php
ROFL!!!! It’s hilarious that people are actually offended by all of this…overlooking classic satire and humor!!!!
But…I can understand why. Race is such a sticky…sucky… sicky topic. Once in awhile “whites” in America have to accept and address their position in the racial dichotomy…and yes that can be pretty offensive.
Anyhow, I saw this book yesterday at a Borders in an affluent predominantly white neighborhood. Please don’t ask why I was there.
When I picked it up, I could NOT put it down. I sat in that Borders for hours laughing my afrocentric-african american black colored whatever you want to call it-azz off.
My boyfriend whom accompanied me…was done. He was trying to get me out of the store, but to no avail.
As I laughed to the point of losing my breath ( at times), white men and women all around me frowned and stared once they saw what I was reading.
Little did they know…I was not laughing because this was a once in a life time chance to enjoy the “shoe on the other foot” factor, I was laughing because over 90+ of the book described me…and my boo. He eventually sat down, accepted that we weren’t going anywhere and begun to laugh very hard himself. He too realized this was us to the T as well. Although, he swore it was more of me.
Had we finally arrived…finally assimilated into mainstream culture?
Nope. It just proves how nerdy/liberal/correct we aim to be with out knowing it.
I really loved this book. I did not have 14.99 to spare yetserday, but I spent the evening searcing for it at surrounding libraries. Today I have decided to visit this site.
I WILL BUY THIS BOOK!!!! IT IS A GODSEND!!!!
So to the author….thanks for your perspective! So cool and so accurate at exposing hidden agenda/underlying “whiteness” even amongst “do gooders.”
~ciao
Uh I just got called a n**g** a not so long ago…soooo…
um…you are kidding right?
That’s ironic.
Yes Evan,
If this was written by someone out to hurt your feelings then yes. This is written by a white guy! A white guy with red hair and pale skin and glasses. He also has a shirt with the star of david on it, so he is probably Jewish. You can’t get any whiter than that.
If a site went up like this about black people and it was written by a fellow black person, it would have the same feeling. Just like Chris Rock can talk about black stereotypes in his comedy act.
These are stereotypes we all fit somewhat. Get over it. You are acting just like the post. Overly offended over something meant to be ironic and funny.
Where is the mention of fantasy football on this list?
Yes, yes you are the only one. I offer you two roads to non-offended-ness; You see that little X in the top right corner of this window? Hit it. That or Alt and F-4 at the same time.
All I know about boxing is: never bet on the white guy.
omg I find the stench of Michelle Obama’s twat very offensive.
shut up jews.
So basically what you are saying is that this prank (click the link below to watch the video) would never fly in America because people would get too offended? It is such a hilarious prank too.
See a viideo of the greatest prank ever, click the link below: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0020.php
You’re a fucking sicko, and smell like a wino bum, true?
Very good point here, the hyper senesitive nature of people in todays world is pathetic.
HA HA HA YOU SMELT IT TOO I THOUGHT MY DOG FARTED
That would never go over in America. Too many people wanting to sue instead of work, that and too many up-tight people. I lived in Germany for three years. they aren’t up-tight or overly reserved there. When I came back, man….I really noticed then just how finicky and up-tight Americans are.
What possessed you to stick your face there ? Looking for Waldo ?
ralphie you are right I went to visit some relatives recently and was amazed at how many didn’t work. disability,lawsuits, and plain laziness.
http://www.culturallycool.com/musicindex.html
Teachers and principals get offended every day after reading about the trouble their co-workers are getting into on http://detentionslip.org!
The size of my dick is offensive. You wanna read about something hilarious? This white kid I know moved to Vietnam without a job and barely any money. He is blogging about his experiences there and its hilarious. Read them here: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
That’s true.
Arlene
http://www.evergreenspace.com
Most whites do not get offended at racial remarks.
Arlene
http://www.evergreenspace.com
I agree.
Arlene
http://www.evergreenspace.com
fuck you krakka go worship the devil dumb sheep white devil
I have a buddy – a white guy like me – who got called a “cracker” at Target by a black woman. The woman did this right in front of her own kid, as well as my friend’s.
We could NOT stop laughing about it. And I think that right there sums up white people’s attitude about being offended – essentially we don’t care, and if anything we get a kick out of it.
Ok…You all are offensive. Fuck all’yall. I am so offended by this entire site, by the silly comments, and by whoever is writing this bullshit. Wait a minute…I am white so I guess that makes sense.
Speaking of being white, I have a white friend who just moved to Vietnam. He has almost no money and no current job. He is writing a blog about his experiences in Vietnam. You should definitely check it out. I promise you will enjoy it:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
Oh my lord this is so damn funny. I’m assuming it’s a joke, because I can’t imagine anyone actually being that ignorant hahaha… but these give me a good laugh. I’m hoping this whole site is written by a white person. I’m white myself, and I think racial stereotypes are the funniest thing. MORE MORE MORE!
Don’t click his link, it’s a spyware site.
Go see your friend, asshole.
Sometimes our skin gets all too thin…
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
Technically, isn’t it just as offensive to call a black person “African-American”? Why assume all black people are African, or even American, for that matter?
stuff i like – republicans who think this blog isn’t about them 😉
dorksss.
Being a white person myself, I am usually offended at the stupidity of other white people.
A few post back you said you’re black.
A few posts back you said you’re black
This should be in the top 10
This reminded me of another thing white people like. Waiting in line or traffic. It makes them feel like they are important and have other places to be, and there’s the added bonus of getting to complain about it later to other white people. “You’ll never believe what the traffic was like today!” If you look closely, you can almost see a hint of jealousy in the eyes of the white people hearing this tale, and they will most likely interrupt with their own story of an even longer line they had to wait in.
that last paragraph.
im going to use that. hahahahaha!
yes that’s it we are all so jealous of each other when we are the privileged few 100000000 on a freeway in SoCal to have had the honor of being held up by awful traffic, those wretched people who do not care that I, yes I am late for my line in the rich white people banking line… you can almost imagine like almost see me almost interrupt myself to tell you about how long they put a hold on my Nordstroms $10 rebate for being a frequent whiner about the lack of size -1 red and black cocktail dresses, but that isn’t as bad the time…
lol hilarious http://www.SHOP-LUSCIOUS.com
HOLY STALKER!
Me? I never said that. I’m as white as can be.
You failed to arm non-white white people -(read: ethnics) who find themselves subject to an offended white lecture with the best defense: “go fuck yourself.” (credit to Gust Avrokatos, CIA god)
Heh, my friend is white and lives in Vietnam. This kid always gets offended by shit he sees there. He went to Vietnam with little money and no job and has been blogging about his experiences there. His blog is hilarious and he just added a new post today. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
You are hereby banned from posting on this blog. Any further activity from your IP address will result in a lawsuit. Thank you for your compliance.
Will this offend anyone?
If you think politics makes people angry, well check this out! it hasnt hit the news yet! an boy is it a bomshell for Palin
“dont kill the messenger” 🙂
http://mytownmycountry.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/bristol-palins-baby-daddy/
Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben, and Craig Romney
Fuck ya.
highly and often.
well have you seen comments made on other posts? it seems like people of EVERY race like to be offended :]
Utterly and completely hilarious. That’s all I have to say.
This is funny. But anyone with a sense of humor learns to laugh at the minority (in my case, french) jokes that people come up with.
Heh, there is a way to one-up a white person correcting you after you say “black” instead of “African-American”. You just point out the large number of black people who…aren’t from Africa! People from Haiti, Jamaica, or India, to name a few!
At that point, they won’t even know what to do. Sometimes I revel in my ability to out-white my own kind.
Muwahahahahahaha!
Guess I’m not as white as I thought I was. I like to Explain to others of my kind (?) why “African American” is an offensive term.
don’t ask me what a “fly-over” state is… first time i’ve heard that term. =(
I thought Indians are considered “brown”?
French is a minority? I’m EXTREMELY OFFENDED by your thoughtless words.
Yeah, what is it?
Right after I read this, I was sitting at my desk and all I hear is “I was so offended, I just got up and walked out.” And sure enough, the person who said it was a white woman. I started cracking up.
Your list is amazing, yet I find it odd that you’re one of few white folks who are willing to poke fun at yourself. Which is why #101 is my favorite 😀 Anytime I’ve brought any of these points up in a conversation, the responses from white folks are so drastically different. If the white person in question is alone, surrounded by other ethnicities, bringing up these cultural quirks are viewed as funny and they concur. However, when I’m surrounded by white folks and ask about such things that you’ve listed, it’s as though I’ve told them their children weren’t gifted or that they are not aware. If something is funny, shouldn’t you be able to laugh about it anywhere? I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves, and you’re doing a fantastic job in setting the example!
A flyover state is effectively a state anywhere in the midwest that no one ever visits, but merely ‘flies over’. Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, the Dakotas…flyover territory.
Seriously hilarious.
I thought Indians were red…I suppose calling them by a color isn’t correct anyhow. Nonetheless, I’m white, but this site cracks me up!
I take this site 2 b extremely offensive i’m not sure who made this but how would u like it if i devoted a site to bagging on your race?Oh yeah thats me i read books and watch documentaries on how to cap on people yupp thats my life.SCREW U RACIST!
Wow, you have NO sense of humor, Mister (or Miss) “u suck -on September 26, 2008 at 2:05 pm “. If you don’t see that this entire blog is incredibly humorous, maybe you should go walk into oncoming traffic. I’m pretty sure that WHITE PEOPLE wrote this stuff. Also, learn some spelling, moron.
see ???? this is how the person below gets offended …….we therefore conclude…………….. lmao…………. go buy some frisbee humor lmao
Honestly I am looking for a way to offend my boss… asap…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/09/27/someone-help-me-before-i-choke-this-bitch/
LOL. I love the Moibus strip logic of U suck’s argument. She gets highly offended by a post that says white people love to be offended…. good job u suck!
She did get “highly” offended hahaha
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/09/29/this-is-getting-ugly/
The author is a white guy who picks up on the weirdness of his fellow man. There’s nothing racist about it. You’re living proof of his words.
You will definitely be offended by this shit…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/03/my-motherfuckin-birthday/
start a blog called “stuff latinos like” or “stuff blacks like”
Hello. And Bye.
LMAO….stuff Latino’s like…
I wishhhhh their was a site like that…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/07/the-second-debate/
you are entirely to thin skinned. take a load off, relax, and see the humor…get the joke. and it is very funny that you responded with such offensiveness on this particular topic. you too made me laugh!
I prefer ‘black’ to African-American because most blacks have never even been to Africa and wouldn’t last five minutes there – it’s just a nice easy way to say HEY BUDDY, I’M NOT AMERICAN LIKE YOU, I’M FROM AFRICA without having to deal with the slight inconvenience of having to have ever lived in Africa. That goes for anyone else who calls themself (nationality)-American when they often haven’t been to the country they are referring to and almost always haven’t lived in the country or been born there. Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans are two other popular examples.
THIS OFFENDS ME
I love this site and I love being White. Everyone else gets to speak about there culture, why not us too.
Keep up the good work here,
Gunnsmoke
GODDAMN IT! IT’S SPELLED T-H-E-I-R IN THIS CASE!! PIG PEOPLE!!!! HOW DO YOU FEED YOUSELF?!?!
This blog is truly hilarious and poignant.
But comments shouldn’t be allowed. Too many people don’t get it.
Literally every other site on the internet is open to comments. There are far too many outlets for worthless opinions these days. A little censorship every once in a while won’t hurt anybody.
Oh, and as a preemptive defense of this post, I would like to offer my own entry –
Stuff White People Like: Adamantly arguing for a superficial notion of the importance of free speech.
What in the name of bloody hell is this?!!!
I was at work laughing at this and my white boss asked what was funny, I read it to him and said he was highly offended. Said he was going to contact the NAAWP….
Another thing white people like….not being satisfied until the have everything someone else has.
omg lol lol lol…sigh..that was fking funny
this is soo goood!
Just one post-pre-emptive(?) comment – please tell us more about the superficial notion of the importance of free speech. Now that’s something that white people spend so much time arguing about that… hey, it’s too late. Nothing changed all that time you were arguing about your right to argue, so it really doesn’t matter. Just so long as you think you’re allowed to say anything, then you can continue being screwed to eternity.
See above
THIS SITE IS AWESOOOOOOOME !!
ya dis stuff is wack what’s wrong with you people?
This whole site is a waste of time seriously…..i’m begging to think that white folks are just boring…
To come to think about it. If a white person from South Africa comes to America. He is technically “African-American”. So Black works better. Or perhaps American of African extraction.
I agree with this post. Although, I think this is a parody of the truth.
I think white-liberals are big on verbal offenses for one of two reasons.
The first is to try not to damage race relations, which is reasonable. For example, I described a girl as a Mistisa (mixed native-latin race) and a near by white person told me that I was offensive.
I later asked two guys from Colombia if its offensive to describe a girl Mistia. And they both said no. They also said that it can be comfortably said in South America.
Second reason is that being offended deepens their belonging to liberalism. Just like how a romantic poem deepens the love in a relationship.
A component of liberalism is to be outspoken and confronting social change. Liberals have a taste for this behavior. So indirectly being offended is a profession of their beliefs and behavior This will lead liberal-whites to be offended on behalf of a non-white culture. Perhaps this is a bit pessimistic to everyone, even if they are trying to take offense over something minorities don’t care about.
parody is usually a more entertaining example than the truth
fiction or not.
if you want to obsess over verbal offenses become a linguist.
if you want to belong to something go to church.
“Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.”
smurf missed the point and sat beside the humor.
People like you piss me off. That whole post was a waste of time. THIS WEBSITE IS MEANT TO BE A PARODY OF THE TRUTH. That is the whole point. So, either you didn’t get that after reading the entry (which would make you an idiot who likes to present him/herself as intelligent, or you knew that to be so and wrote the post as if you didn’t (which would make you some kind of narcissistic ass who thinks people give a f*ck about your ability to deconstruct the human psyche. Just laugh at it. That is why it exists.
to beatzs:
white people like websites that are a waste of time. seriously.
I think this guy is confusing what white people like with what he likes…because he’s weird.HE is the wrong kind of white person…I’m half white and hispanic and I’m so happy for that after reading these posts..I hate the onion almost as much as I hate hummus,peacoats,being offended,sweaters,coffee..sarcasm..arriving on time….etc..
What I mean to say is these are generalized opinions viewed by one or two people on a whole race..so its just Bull!!!!!!!
Wow John. You sound really offended. And of course you just had to tell everyone about it… how white of you…
You know what gets me? People who are rude. I hear someone talking really loud on their cell phone on a crowded bus, or see someone smoking less than 25 ft away from a door, or see a parent who doesn’t have control of their unruly children and I just march right up to them and call them names, and lecture them, and generally make a big embarrassing scene because THEY are being SO RUDE! I’m so glad I don’t behave like THEM. I mean, I just get so OUTRAGED!
Thought you’d all want to know about it, because (after all) I’m white too.
Don’t you think these comments – ESPECIALLY from those who don’t “get it” – are part of the fun?
john…that’s the Hispanic in you talking.
The white person just laughed.
I think the whole point of the site is to make funny generalizations…
ha, ha…exactly.
there is a difference between high minded indie white people and the rest of white people. i happen to hate the latter and be a part of the first, but dog i just thought you should know the difference
Snow, You’re hilarious. I wish I knew more white people like you 🙂
Sounds like a bunch of pompous ass ramblings on a very small segment of the white population, and frankly I am offended…but then again I am from a flyover state so I am not one of the “right kind” of white people~LOL
Oh , wait ~ I have an observation on white people from “progressive” cities! White people also love to allow their children to have control over the entire household because the parents are afraid to be “mean” to little Buffie and Blake, as it might damage their fragile identities and make them grow up to be a GARBAGE COLLECTOR or a WAITRESS *gasp*!! (p.s.-What your really doing is raising fat bastard parasites and mini Paris Hiltons that will live with you forever because they are entitled to, afterall they never asked to be born….I weep for our future…)
Smurf said I think this is a parody of the truth.
Really, do you think so?
*sigh*
Uh oh. Someone has been hanging out with the wrong kind of white people haha.
I’m pretty sure that you are the kind of person being ridiculed at this website.
It’s true. You really are the type of person being ridiculed. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve been laughing my ass off for the past 10 minutes cause all this stuff is funny/true about me. It’s really annoying that you self describe yourself as being “high minded” while really you’re just being a pompous, elitist jerk. Sorry, but I don’t equate being “high minded” to being condescending.
What about giving away all your possessions in order to travel the world in a Buddhist, Jack Kerouac fashion? One has got to get the upper-hand on those materialistic, worshippers of pop-culture, you know?
Fark.com, Rotten.com, Perezhilton.com, Freerice.com, NBC.com, Myspace.com, Youtube.com, Stumbleupon…. Who says white people like time-wasting sites? Haha!
This site’s comedy gold eh, I only jus found it off a google search for the onion (no idea how, i’m pretty sure i typed it into the address bar…stupid vista)…anyways, like I said, comedy gold…then I started readin the comments…an they kinda creep me the fuck out…it’s all about the generalisations that’re even funnier when they’re true, good harmless fun and that but yeah, some people aren’t gettin it…scary people…
Actually, many organizations prefer “black” over “African American” because it encompasses the entirety of the African diaspora rather than just the percentage descended from North American slaves from Africa. Irony at its best. My 2 cents.
Are you white? Cause according to the list white people like irony.
As a white person, I am OFFENDED that this list exists.
Okay, I think it’s hilarious, and also hilarious that I do get offended on behalf of other people. But I am not a full whitey, for I am mixed, which makes me better 😉
i completely disagree with this. I see black people much more often getting offended at these sort of things. “What do you mean YOU people”
dude you know what I’m talking about! soy desole
The difference: Many blacks have chips on their shoulders and actually get offended.
The SWPL crowd pretends to get offended so they can feel morally superior to us hillbilly flyover state white devils.
not offended just bored we people as you say or above this……you hahahahahha
Not really unless of course you’re using “you people” in a derogatory manner.
i think calling me white is racist. to be fair, all the ‘white’ people should be refered to first by their ancestory and then american, if they are american. i, myself prefer to be called an irish,italian,french,indian-american.
😀
TUCC. You’re a douche. Why do you keep posting that?
You are offending me and I am not even white….Whats wrong with you my brotha?
How Stuff white people like (the website) is like the Unabomber Manifesto ….text from Ted Kaczynski
Feelings of inferiority
10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc. We argue that modern leftists tend to have some such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern leftism.
11. When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem. This tendency is pronounced among minority rights activists, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities and about anything that is said concerning minorities. The terms “negro,” “oriental,” “handicapped” or “chick” for an African, an Asian, a disabled person or a woman originally had no derogatory connotation. “Broad” and “chick” were merely the feminine equivalents of “guy,” “dude” or “fellow.” The negative connotations have been attached to these terms by the activists themselves. Some animal rights activists have gone so far as to reject the word “pet” and insist on its replacement by “animal companion.” Leftish anthropologists go to great lengths to avoid saying anything about primitive peoples that could conceivably be interpreted as negative. They want to replace the world “primitive” by “nonliterate.” They seem almost paranoid about anything that might suggest that any primitive culture is inferior to our own. (We do not mean to imply that primitive cultures are inferior to ours. We merely point out the hypersensitivity of leftish anthropologists.)
12. Those who are most sensitive about “politically incorrect” terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any “oppressed” group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual white males from middle- to upper-middle-class families.
13. Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. are inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology.)
14. Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that women are as strong and as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that women may not be as strong and as capable as men.
15. Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They say they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he grudgingly admits that they exist; whereas he enthusiastically points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful.
16. Words like “self-confidence,” “self-reliance,” “initiative,” “enterprise,” “optimism,” etc., play little role in the liberal and leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic, pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone’s problems for them, satisfy everyone’s needs for them, take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.
17. Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment.
18. Modern leftish philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern leftish philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power. More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e., failed, inferior). The leftist’s feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual’s ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is “inferior” it is not his fault, but society’s, because he has not been brought up properly.
19. The leftist is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of inferiority make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter, a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of power and self-worth, but he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong, and his efforts to make himself strong produce his unpleasant behavior.[1] But the leftist is too far gone for that. His feelings of inferiority are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the leftist. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization or a mass movement with which he identifies himself.
20. Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they prefer masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist trait.
21. Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principles, and moral principle does play a role for the leftist of the oversocialized type. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power. Moreover, much leftist behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the people whom the leftists claim to be trying to help. For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black people, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a diplomatic and conciliatory approach that would make at least verbal and symbolic concessions to white people who think that affirmative action discriminates against them. But leftist activists do not take such an approach because it would not satisfy their emotional needs. Helping black people is not their real goal. Instead, race problems serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and frustrated need for power. In doing so they actually harm black people, because the activists’ hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred.
22. If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to invent problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss.
23. We emphasize that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of everyone who might be considered a leftist. It is only a rough indication of a general tendency of leftism.
Oversocialization
24. Psychologists use the term “socialization” to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society. It may seem senseless to say that many leftists are over-socialized, since the leftist is perceived as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position can be defended. Many leftists are not such rebels as they seem.
25. The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.[2]
26. Oversocialization can lead to low self-esteem, a sense of powerlessness, defeatism, guilt, etc. One of the most important means by which our society socializes children is by making them feel ashamed of behavior or speech that is contrary to society’s expectations. If this is overdone, or if a particular child is especially susceptible to such feelings, he ends by feeling ashamed of himself. Moreover the thought and the behavior of the oversocialized person are more restricted by society’s expectations than are those of the lightly socialized person. The majority of people engage in a significant amount of naughty behavior. They lie, they commit petty thefts, they break traffic laws, they goof off at work, they hate someone, they say spiteful things or they use some underhanded trick to get ahead of the other guy. The oversocialized person cannot do these things, or if he does do them he generates in himself a sense of shame and self-hatred. The oversocialized person cannot even experience, without guilt, thoughts or feelings that are contrary to the accepted morality; he cannot think “unclean” thoughts. And socialization is not just a matter of morality; we are socialized to conform to many norms of behavior that do not fall under the heading of morality. Thus the oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash and spends his life running on rails that society has laid down for him. In many oversocialized people this results in a sense of constraint and powerlessness that can be a severe hardship. We suggest that oversocialization is among the more serious cruelties that human beings inflict on one another.
27. We argue that a very important and influential segment of the modern left is oversocialized and that their oversocialization is of great importance in determining the direction of modern leftism. Leftists of the oversocialized type tend to be intellectuals or members of the upper-middle class. Notice that university intellectuals[3] constitute the most highly socialized segment of our society and also the most left-wing segment.
28. The leftist of the oversocialized type tries to get off his psychological leash and assert his autonomy by rebelling. But usually he is not strong enough to rebel against the most basic values of society. Generally speaking, the goals of today’s leftists are not in conflict with the accepted morality. On the contrary, the left takes an accepted moral principle, adopts it as its own, and then accuses mainstream society of violating that principle. Examples: racial equality, equality of the sexes, helping poor people, peace as opposed to war, nonviolence generally, freedom of expression, kindness to animals. More fundamentally, the duty of the individual to serve society and the duty of society to take care of the individual. All these have been deeply rooted values of our society (or at least of its middle and upper classes[4]) for a long time. These values are explicitly or implicitly expressed or presupposed in most of the material presented to us by the mainstream communications media and the educational system. Leftists, especially those of the oversocialized type, usually do not rebel against these principles but justify their hostility to society by claiming (with some degree of truth) that society is not living up to these principles.
29. Here is an illustration of the way in which the oversocialized leftist shows his real attachment to the conventional attitudes of our society while pretending to be in rebellion against it. Many leftists push for affirmative action, for moving black people into high-prestige jobs, for improved education in black schools and more money for such schools; the way of life of the black “underclass” they regard as a social disgrace. They want to integrate the black man into the system, make him a business executive, a lawyer, a scientist just like upper-middle-class white people. The leftists will reply that the last thing they want is to make the black man into a copy of the white man; instead, they want to preserve African American culture. But in what does this preservation of African American culture consist? It can hardly consist in anything more than eating black-style food, listening to black-style music, wearing black-style clothing and going to a black-style church or mosque. In other words, it can express itself only in superficial matters. In all essential respects leftists of the oversocialized type want to make the black man conform to white, middle-class ideals. They want to make him study technical subjects, become an executive or a scientist, spend his life climbing the status ladder to prove that black people are as good as white. They want to make black fathers “responsible.” They want black gangs to become nonviolent, etc. But these are exactly the values of the industrial-technological system. The system couldn’t care less what kind of music a man listens to, what kind of clothes he wears or what religion he believes in as long as he studies in school, holds a respectable job, climbs the status ladder, is a “responsible” parent, is nonviolent and so forth. In effect, however much he may deny it, the oversocialized leftist wants to integrate the black man into the system and make him adopt its values.
30. We certainly do not claim that leftists, even of the oversocialized type, never rebel against the fundamental values of our society. Clearly they sometimes do. Some oversocialized leftists have gone so far as to rebel against one of modern society’s most important principles by engaging in physical violence. By their own account, violence is for them a form of “liberation.” In other words, by committing violence they break through the psychological restraints that have been trained into them. Because they are oversocialized these restraints have been more confining for them than for others; hence their need to break free of them. But they usually justify their rebellion in terms of mainstream values. If they engage in violence they claim to be fighting against racism or the like.
31. We realize that many objections could be raised to the foregoing thumb-nail sketch of leftist psychology. The real situation is complex, and anything like a complete description of it would take several volumes even if the necessary data were available. We claim only to have indicated very roughly the two most important tendencies in the psychology of modern leftism.
32. The problems of the leftist are indicative of the problems of our society as a whole. Low self-esteem, depressive tendencies and defeatism are not restricted to the left. Though they are especially noticeable in the left, they are widespread in our society. And today’s society tries to socialize us to a greater extent than any previous society. We are even told by experts how to eat, how to exercise, how to make love, how to raise our kids and so forth.
This needs work, it’s a bit redundant…
But sharp eye this guy had!
I still don’t think socialist tendencies are bad though. if all people are broken and weak, it’s logical to cluster together for strength and uniformity.
Have you ever seen ants? imagine the difference in their power if they were all random individuals…
That’s what we look like from space, a mess.
Anon, you’re such an whit.
To be fair, ‘Asia’ is a continent not a country (as in Asian American,) ‘Africa’ is a continent not a country (as in African American) America is a continent not a country (although people from the USA, including myself always forget this, but as in Native American).
While some people do refer to ‘whites’ as European American, not all whites originate from Europe, (Iceland, Greenland, Russia, and other places that aren’t part of the continent of Europe,) so technically to call you all European American would be racist. Same way calling someone from Jamaica an African American is racist.
In short, stick with white.
In a perfect world, people would know that calling someone ‘white’ or ‘black’ or ‘asian’ would mean nothing more than a quick identification/description of a person…
Unfortunately Meh, we do not live in a perfect world….and many people use this simple adjective, ‘white’, to mean WAY MORE than just a skin color description….
If you are from the USA, you would know this as a fact (due to the history of racism in this country and how it is ingrained in almost every facet of our culture), but if you are from another country, your mis-interpretation in the use of ‘white’ is understandable…
Racism as you use it is NOTHING like the racism that is unique to the United States….
acism |ˈrāˌsizəm|
noun
the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
This is the quick definition of racism that America was built on…that ‘white skin’ possessed characteristics and abilities…to distiguish it as superior to all non-whites in America’….
I would prefer that people would identify themselves with an adjective other than a skin color (French American, African American, Jamaican American, etc) because identification with skin color in america is to bring up many things under the surface…..’white’ and ‘white american’ has definite NEGATIVE IMAGES to non-white americans…from experiences and from knowing American history…..
‘whit’
noun
scrap, bit, speck, iota, jot, atom, crumb, shred, grain, mite, touch, trace, shadow, suggestion, whisper, suspicion, scintilla, modicum; informal smidgen, smidge.
A ‘whit’ of information ‘anon’ did not cut and paste (this is more like a small novella)….but ‘anon’ did give us the writings of a ‘twit’
twit 1 |twit|
noun informal
a silly or foolish person.
Ted Kaczynski may have had alot of book sense, but his actions spoke volumes to his common sense….and that is why he is in jail for life…..the cowardly murderer that he is…..
Someone tell me they see the “Irony” (#50) of nearly everyone of these posts. The topic is “Being offended”!
This is classic!
Lots of white peoples getting offended by this blog here
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=57710#unread
I agree with Krissums.
I’m no longer offended at stares for I’ve noticed items I purchase gain more notoriety and sales! What better compliment than copy cats! ‘Tis ok. And besides, I’m now noticing much to my delight more African American employees at Whole Foods, yeh! I think with the Obama era, people of my color will be more accepted and respected anywhere and everywhere and, gosh! I don’t even have to wear all my diamonds, gold and jewelry to be accepted! Now that’s really an accomplishment. Don’t have to wear the latest, best and show off clothes, I can save my money and bargain shop for the best deals without the assumption I’m spending my last penny or my whole paycheck! You know, I too many times have actually heard pretended whispered sneers to that extent! Gosh! I could write a book. But it’s all good. We live and learn and grow – together!
I am offended by these outrageous statements!
Clearly not with their grammar skills
i read your very informative and mostly factual…article, dissertation, whatever. anyway, i’m white and i’ll say it- i got lots of black friends! they talk slang around me and forget i’m white and then laugh at me when i say what? it’s cool. i really think all people have a degree of racism in them. we talk about it and love one another despite our differences. if you cut me, i bleed red. if you cut my black bf, she’ll bleed red, too. people are afraid of what makes others different than them. learn from each other! and your thing about white culture, did you come from africa? then why do you say african american? i don’t say german/irish american. we are all just americans. no need to make distinctions. you need to, in the words of charles johnson, a black author, get new and better stories, new concepts and new vocabularies not rooted in the past but in the present. that present is now. remove victim, incarceration crisis and many other derogatory terms portraying blacks as problems instead of solutions from your minds. you have to be the change you want to see in the world -mahatma ghandi. for sure, the pre-21st century narrative is over. the only thing holding the black people back now is the opposing factions and sub-factions of blacks. obama hasn’t even moved in yet, and they (black nationalists, black usa haters to the race neutrals and millennial generation) are already fighting about what his priorities should be, the black agenda or universal hc, economy and war. another question, why is it that almost all votes cast from blacks went to obama? about 55-65 percent of all white votes cast went to mccain. who’s racist? i think we should all pray for obama and one another. i have to tell you this. black and white churches all over the south are teaching 1Chronicles 7:14. i hear about it from my black friends, i see it in magazines i read, on class posts in the online college i attend. everywhere. maybe we should heed its advice. can i at least get an amen on that?
i agree david. most of these cultures don’t want marriage outside culture bc to have a happy marriage, they need like-mindedness, similar beliefs and values. for us homegrown americans, (yes that means you sweetie, you know who you are) they differ from region to race to individual to religion. it’s not a biblical sin to marry outside of your race, only a cultural one…one that is dying with an aged population who “just weren’t raised that way.” but interracial marriage is hard, marriage of the same race is hard enough. when you die, all that matters is did you love enough? God won’t ask you did you love only whites or blacks or asians, etc.
amazed, good post. john, so dissapointed. loved ur other posts esp. the irony one. anywho, really do some research. nobel peace prizes are overwhelmingly given to the Jewish. if they have money, so what. are you jealous? be content with what you have. they are also God’s chosen people. He says to him who blesses you, i will bless, to him who curses you, i will curse. you means the people of israel btw. hit ch’ur knees john!
im assuming we’re talking about american white people? cause im australian, and white… and i know down here no one reli cares about offensive things… u culd say something like ‘geezuz id like to root ur wife’ and theyd take it as a compliment
don’t speak, really, ur too ignorant of the facts. re re i mean ray ray. and if u ever saw that for real, maybe you’d be scared straight into realizing maybe you don’t know it all.
zing! i think you won that one jeff. good for you. yeah they know full well what black culture is and you’re right, it doesn’t even need to be said. no more excuses folks, black america can’t blame everybody else anymore. time for personel inventory and a new story that doesn’t include victimhood in it.
Hahahahaha, so true! I identify with this and hadn’t really thought about it until it was pointed out. I feel great when I’ve got a soapbox to stand on and bitch about how something is unfair, ridiculous, unwarranted, etc. For some reason I get some bizarre pleasure from ranting about some perceived injustice, whether it’s a situation affecting me or someone else. There are some topics I steer clear of altogether because I know it will result in a long-winded response from me.
Anyway, I don’t really care how anyone responds to my comment because I am addressing you, the blogger, and no one else. I love your blog! You are well-spoken, insightful, clever, and hilarious (the things white people long to be!).
People who can’t understand that this is supposed to be funny shouldn’t waste their time with it. I (as a white 22 year old female) realize that I do fall into a lot of these stereotypes but you write about them in such a way that I am able to laugh at myself (and my cultural niche) and not take myself too seriously. Keep up the good work 🙂
That is so not true, you clearly do not live in a ‘white people’ suburb!
It’s so refreshing to see that Laura has a sense of humor!
NONE of what he’s saying is offensive and MUCH of it is BEYOND truth…
everyone else really needs to lighten up. Geez.
Rofl. That’s a perfect description of most white people. Most of us have god complexes, too.
OK, I’m gonna call myself Irish-German-Everything-Anglo-Saxon-American from now on, just in case there is any confusion about exactly what kind of white person I am, especially since there was CLEARLY never racism in any of these countries of my ancestry.
Dat me boyyy, kipt re’le
this offends me
It IS true.
and down here they’re all white people suburbs, trust me.
“At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”
Hahahaha
White Americans love not understanding Australia properly and using the words Cultural Niche in brackets.
LOL, now THAT was funny, true say u don’t think of multiculturalism when you think of australia.
I think, we the white people of the world feel it’s our civic duty to up hold the PC-ness in the world that we’ve shoved down everyones throats.
Recently, I was scorned for using the term “native” when the now correct term is “First Nations People”… by a white person. Now I thought I was using the right term instead of the now completely vulgar, oh, I can’t even bring myself to say it now…OK I’m gonna say it… indian (oh no, did he just say that!!!) So I knew enough to say Native, but that’s no good anymore, I didn’t know. I consider myself to be a good, enlightened white person, how did I not know this, Their should be a site updated daily to inform us what the proper title for everyone is. I s “white” person even too risque? Maybe I’m offending myself and I don’t even know it? I’d go kill myself, but, that would be a hate crime.
American’s of both colours amaze me when they try to imitate an English accent and sound Australian.
My apologies, I seemed to have mistaken America to contain only two ethnic origins
what’s austria? is that a state?
Well, sorry, but I don’t get that whole race discussion at all. Coming from different cultures, sure, I can understand that but why do Americans feel the need to know my race whenever there is a survey etc?
I am “other” ’cause human is never listed as a choice.
OK OK, but despite that your discussion and observations are excellent 🙂 (although I did feel a bit offended since I am not black… 😉 but also not American)
a state , near germany , german speaking country , the mother land of mozart and arnold scharzenneger.
I find it funny that there are so many angry white people on this blog. Yet these same white people are the ones who are always saying “black people cry racism all the time” or “black people need to get over slavery” or “black people are so whiny”. Once the tables turns it looks like white people can’t handle some jokes about themselves. Oh the LOLs you people (idiots) bring.
why dont you just stop reffering to individuals by their race. using someones race to describe their actions is racist. So your not as informed as you ment to be -sorry out of touch white man
dont forget queen marie antoinette
yeah white americans are still kinda uptight. being considered euro trash is a hard rep to carry
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haha. I totally agree. They’re all so true. I don’ t know why people are freaking out.
how funny. american indians too! i’m 4/4 Navajo, just so ya know.
I’m offended by people who are always offended. LMAO
….and I’m white.
….and nerdy.
You know white people don’t get offended near as much as black people do. In fact, the only reason white people act shocked at racist remarks, is only because black people will complain and call us racist if we don’t say something.
Inside, all true white people don’t like black people, and do not care if somebody offends them.
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whitees suk, blackies suk, tannies suk, reds suk, u suk, but i dont suk.
I concur.
I dunno, you might.
I don’t know, I think African American is now more offensive than Black again, since it carries a slight “dual citizenship” connotation. I’m offended on their behalf.
Thank you for caring LOL. But being called “African-American” is not offensive. African-Americans are not necessarily of “dual citizenship” in this I agree with you, but in terms of racial identity this is not the case. Calling a “black” person “African-American” is most politically correct given African-Americans are simply a byproduct of American slaves of African descent (obviously), white plantation owners, and a whole slew of other races that have also integrated with us. The term “black” is offensive for we range in colors from fair to midnight blue if you haven’t noticed already. By the way, most of us are actually BROWN, Caramel or Tan colored if white people just can’t help but put a color to it. Color classifying has been a white issue and something that “white people love.” Giving my two cents I’d say why don’t ya’ll make BROWN the new BLACK. Maybe we’ll respond to that better 🙂
until you learn how to spell “suck” and act like you’ve been educated then i’d have to say you ‘suk’ like the rest of us. LOL.
“true” white people? ignorance is bliss as can be seen by your thinking. it’s sad that people like you still exist, full of unmerited hatred and malice. of course, you don’t care what “black” people think but wait until the Lord comes back and we’ll see what you think then….you need to get your mind and your heart right before He puts it to the test.
well we’re not WHITE either…we range from really pale to pretty tan. i am a nice light peach colour. since when are african-americans midnight blue though? haha.
i don’t think i’ve ever gotten offended on a race issue. i love comedians who make fun of all races. i like to make fun of all races, including my own. i dunno. humans are weirdos no matter what they look like or where they came from.
hhahaha wtf? “true” white people? weirdo. you can’t just not like all black people. what’s the point of generalizing?..every individual is different. AND it’s about your soul, not your vessel. duhhhhhh.
helloooo ever heard of DETAILS?
what paints a better picture in your brain?
1) a man walked up to me and slapped me.
2) a CHINESE man walked up to me and slapped me.
yeah. think of it as gaining more knowledge of the character.
screw political correctness. no one should be that up tight.
using african-american as the “p.c. term” is kinda redic.
first, it assumes that you are indeed of african decent, which we all are to some degree, yet you could also be from the caribbean or something more recently.
second, it assumes you are american (u.s. american, for u p.c. a-holes). Again, not wanting to acknowledge that there could be black people living in any other country in the world.
Maybe I should just go around and call you Poor White Trash for a while Meg, see if you dont get uptight about it.
put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*@ka
Spoken like the poor white trash that you are W, I respect your stupid opinion. I respect it because I know why you feel that way. You see, since your poor white trash, you are treated worse than any black man because you have no excuse for being poor. (Americas lil secret. Skin color dont hold as much weight as the green in ones wallet.) Your fellow white people probably kick your ass every chance they get because of your social status, so the only thing you can do is hate on minorities. Im not going waste my time trying to argue with you on how stupid you sound, society already treats you as such, keep hating the black man that is more qualified for that job you are trying to get but couldnt get even in your wildest dreams. The fact that a mexican speaks better english than you, a asian that is smarter than you, a arab that is more accepted by white people than you …….etc, the list goes on and on. Wollow in your ignorants SON, I under stand. The library is closing now, you cant read as it is so run on home to the trailer. i know you cant afford a computer for your house.
put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*&ka
Being a “nice light peach colour”, chances are you have never been in a position inwhich you would have been offended. If people of color were to call you ‘trailer trash’ and assumed that all “nice light peach colour” people like yourself were all lazy and good for nothing, you would not be so peachy about being offended. Even though you may not have oppressed anybody, dont mean other “peachy colour” folks havent. Since you have never been on the recieving end of a hate filled joke, you will never know how it truly feels to be offended for something as insignifigant as the color of ones skin.
If you can’t laugh at yourself then you should just put a bullet in your head and help this world out. Save us the hassel.
The thing that most people miss, is that what is considered an offensive term, depends on what part of the country you are in. In the north east, African-American is rarely considered a politically correct term. Only a small percentage of people who are black are descendants of slaves here. Most are islanders (Haiti, Cape Verdean, etc.). Many Dominicans even self-identify as black.
Why laugh at myself when I have a dumb ass like you ‘cant believe i care enough to respond’ too laugh at all day long. hahaha, kiss my ass and mind your own business.
put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*#ka
Haven’t we all been offended in one way or another? Is it not possible for ANYONE to feel hated or emotionally battered?
I feel that hate, insecurities, trials and tribulations are apart of life. We must endure and be strong to survive, not matter what politically correct term best suits your skin color.
this article offends me.
Rich people dont get offended the way a poor person does, a minority wont get offended the way a caucasion person will because of the history, in the US atleast. The best way to put it is like this, If Caucasion people were the ones picking cotton and hanging from trees. If they had to sit in the back of the bus and was called cracker or honky in a negative way while being beat and oppressed with little to nothing they can do about it, those words of evil would have a different meaning if a non white oppressor used them. Everybody has bad days, problems, saddness, etc,etc…..but dont let a bad day be remotely compared to the racism. The people not being oppressed ever understand the pain of those who are. Long story short, a white person who says they dont understand why non whites get irratated when they say they dont understand why they dont get over it, is because the problem still exist today. If you dont believe me, read some of the blogs on this site. Explain to me why all of a sudden a former POW who was planning to continue the Bush agenda in the white house is more qualified than a man who called out for change. He is white, thats why. People are still mad about the fact that the new president is black. Im not going to say that you are a racist and not all non whites are correct in crying race for all their problems, because they would get scoulded too. But dont act like everything is honky dorrie now because even though this country made a BIG leap forward, there still is a ways to go.
You failed to mention African Americans are also a byproduct of africans that enslaved and sold them. You seem to have a problem with using COLOR terms I guess that doesn’t apply across the board…. “white plantation owners” . White people are not all exactly one shade of whiteness either and some have freckles. How is using “African American” different then “European American.”
African American is different from European American because Europe is not the same as Africa.
i.e. Mr. John is not the same as Mr. Jones because Jones and John are two DIFFERENT things.
Anyone remember Peter Tosh’s reggae tune, “African”??
Don’t care where you come from,
as long as you’re a black man,
You are an African…
No mind your nationality,
you have got the identity
of an African
Cause if you come from Clarendon
And if you come from Portland
And if you come from West Moreland
you are an African…
And you KNOW where the late Peter Tosh is from, don’t you?…
I am fleshtone but it’s not the Negro I dislike because of skin pigmentation it is the horrid behavior exhibited by some that makes me look askance at Negroes in general.
Well, along with all the non-Negrotians who also display attrocious uncivil anti-social behavior.
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you assume that by being white someone has never had to endure being socially shat upon? Look beyond your small little world friend. People in my family were murdered for what they believed in. My grandmother worked in a sweatshop. But you know what, people get over it. The biggest reason racism still exist is that people will not let the past be. Those who used to oppress try to inflame with stupid KKK marches and such, and those who might not have even felt the racism that they complain about so strongly bitch about acts long past. For instance, my friend’s great great great grandparents were slave owners, will you hold that against him. He doesn’t own slaves, he doesn’t even give a shit what race you are. On the Obama issue, get over yourself. McCain was a solid canidate until he decided that Palin might be an intelligent person. He had done plenty politcally and though he had some policies similar to Bush that doesn’t mean he was the same person. Also, what do you mean by change? Are you using like most idiots, as a buzzword without substance? The election of Obama should be lauded as proof that this country has been moving away from the exclusivity it once had and instead people like you make it into a racial issue. Both were good candidates but positions on the economic crisis and Palin sunk McCain. That is it, the politics made the decision not their race. Now stop your bitching.
Hey confused, get over it!!!!!!! I was starting to feel your pain but then your hidden agenda came blazing thru like a fireball in the nite. I sympathize for your family being murdered for what they believed in. The thing that you fail to mention is… What did they believe in? More importantly though is the fact that being murdered for a belief is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from being murdered for your skin color. If a white man believes in something but gets threatened, he has a choice to stand up for their belief and face the concequences or lie and try to save himself. As a non white man, if you are being oppressed because of your skin color and ONLY your skin color, there is no lying to get out of it, no reasoning to save yourself. Thats called RACISM. Do not EVER in you freaking life compare the oppression of one due to BELIEF with the oppression of one due to RACISM. No comparison.
I dont know you, for all i know you could be a millionaire because you are defending McCains platform. If you make more than two hundred thousand, there is nothing I can say to change your mind because I understand where your coming from. BUT, if you make less than that, then you are a RACIST and you dont want to see a black man in the white house, or better yet, a dumb ass who claims not to be a racist, but is, who doesnt want to see a black man in the white house. Let me explain. McCain only cares about the rich. Last I checked, the majority of the middle class makes far less than 5 million dollars, last i checked, the average family knows how many houses they own. You are intelligent enough to know where i am going with that. The way this country was run is a joke, luckily, everything unfolded while the republicans are still in the office. haha, the near depression that this country is now in is under Bush watch, Obama has too clean up a big mess, he didnt cause it. The only thing McCain did was get caught by the enemy and get the TREATMENT. Last I checked, that dont qualify anyone for the oval office, he is no more qualified than Obama is. The only thing he had going for him was the fact that he was going to continue bushs agenda and that he was WHITE. America knew better and he lost. Minorities know how to read and keep up with the issues, RACIST WHITE DUMB ASS PEOPLE think they dont, they only think that minorities saw a black man running and they blindly voted for him. NOT!!! Obama was not the first black man to run, he is just the first one to win. I dont have anything against Palin, she was just not qualified for the job BUT she did what she was suppose to do. He was dead in the water before she came into the picture, once she got there, his campain got alil breath of life. She did not kill his campain, it was all him. Dont make her the scapegoat now. Look, put alil love in your heart buddy, I could go on and on about this topic, but you realize that your blind ignorance was called out and that you have nothing really you can say about it without sounding like a racist. If you are not a racist, you should apologize to minorities for that ignorant blog you wrote and move on with your life before I treat you like the racist that you are starting to look like to me. IGNORANCE IS NOT ALWAYS BLIST BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS TO THOSE IN THE KNOW.
hohoho muthaf*#ka 🙂
“Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.”
Would be hilarious, but isn’t because that is the only thing these white people will do to make a difference. And then they will brag about what great people they are.
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may i help paint your house?
well, I am from Ms and I can say for a fact that they were poor whites picking cotton along side the rest, as far as the kkk, they would kick your ass and burn you out no matter what color you happened to be, all you had to do is tick them off in some small way. it would be much better if we define ourselves based on who we are inside instead of the past or what some idiot said to you. if they are an idiot, why would anyone care what they think?? learn from the wise, turn a deaf ear on the stupid.
You make a good point steven, but if idiots go on unchecked for a long lenth of time, they tend to make a habit of that behavior. The past is the past, what happened way back when is over and done with, but if people dont learn from the past, they will be destine to repeat it. Oh yeah, those poor whites picking cotton, were most likely getting paid for it. Not much, but more than a slave was getting. Slaves were not paid a cent. In a perfect world, we would be defined by whats inside, but the worlds not perfect and we are not. I guess that sucks huh, I dont make the rules.
To quote from memory from Russell Baker, a white Virginian:
Spending a life in quest of offense in order to enjoy a righteous outrage is a Truly Awful Thing that did not exist, except among hopeless neurotics, until fairly recently.
I no longer wish to be cat. as “white.” I want to everyone to appreciate me for who I am; german-english-dutch-czech-south carolinian-american.
Thank you
Not the PC type, I become offended at others being offended. Make sense? I refuse to apologize for being white, blonde, and blue-eyed. I actually love it. I also refuse to grovel around kissing anyone’s booty, black, brown, OR white.
I’m now going to put on my Calvin Klein peacoat and go shopping.
I’m offended that you have accepted the nomination of the Southern Poverty Law Center as an organisation to potentially benefit from the sale of SWPL T-shirts. Far from “tracking down hate groups” the disgusting Web site splcenter.org incites hatred against Catholics, defining them as “anti-Semitic radicals”.
Catholics aren’t “anti-Semitic radicals”??
amen honkey!
Dear Racist,
Its generalizing an entire race based on something you think you know that makes you a douche, see? i think slavery was pretty uncivil. And what about whitey’s despicable behavior? And who the fuck are YOU… “negro” ??? Seriously, either you are an old white man over the age 92 or just a racist doucher.
Way to be offended!
no one says “euorpean american” to keep from offending whitey.
re: maddox
Good go, so many of these comments are so very bad….
Folks, do you not realize that Stuff White People Like is not to be taken seriously and is purposely written in a way that is ‘double layered’ rather than ‘straightforward and honest’?
Good god enigma; you’re basically saying that people who are white have no right to make fun of themselves.
That is simply ridiculous.
YES, I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW RACIAL DETAILS MAKE A DIFFRENCE TO A PREDJUDICE PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF. BY PUTTING EMPHASIS ON THE MAN BEING CHINESE I CAN SAFELY ASSUME HE SLAPPED THE SNOT OUT OF YOUR NOSE. GOT CHA NOW!
all this outrage about getting offended about whatever offends me
I offend myself sometime … hung out with a lot of Koreans before I moved to one of them fly over states with very few Koreans. I would say about how boring white people can be, you know, because they won’t eat kim chi or eat soup that has a full on shrimp in there and just eat that thing up. and they usually has a strong distaste for mochi and for them Korean cakes have too much real fruit in them, not enough icing or sugar.
Anyway, i would call them folk Wonder Bread. I mean, OK, don’t wanna eat this good food? Go eat Wonder Bread. It tastes like crackers, fool.
I’m white by the way. But I grew up in a racially/ethnically mixed up hood and so I feel uncomfortable around all white people in the midwest.
I also feel uncomfortable bz then people either think i’m weird bz i have a jar of kim chi in my jar, lot soy sauce, rice cookers, etc etc … then, on top of that, my family, 3 of my siblings are half japanese. so i eat that too
anyway, i’m offended by all of you people who think i’m just some white boy with an Asian fettish when well it ain’t like that. … Asians and Whites can get on the fun here equally …
now add to that the fact that my gf is Filipina. This is great for me. but some will think “oh he bought her on the internet meh”
Shit, I guess i’m saying I hate idiots, and damn there a lot of them eh?
grow up Erik
What does “fleshtone” mean? Is brown or black skin not flesh? Teach me your ways or racist one. And don’t try to act like you didn’t use spell check and the dictionary for more than one of those words.
You do realize that people from caribbean countries were originally brought over from Africa, right? So technically they would be of African descent. And I was with you on the assuming people are American thing until I realized you didn’t just mean assuming people in America are from here- but literally that all black people are Americans. Wow. I highly doubt you’ll hear the term African American anywhere but here. In Africa- you’re an American. Period.
Hmmm……..are you offended after reading this??
A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said, “Boy, what the hell are you doing?”
The son gleefully replied, “Look Mama! I’m black!!!”
The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said “Boy, go show your father what you’ve done!”
The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said, “Look Daddy! I’m black!!!”
The father put his magazine down and had a very puzzled look on his face from seeing the chocolate on the boy’s face. The father said, “Come here, boy!” The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his head. The father angrily said, “Now go show your grandpa what you’ve done!!!”
The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said, “Um….Grandpa. Look what I did. I’m black now.” The grandfather said gruffly “COME HERE, BOY!”
The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him. “That’ll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!”
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said, “I hope you’ve learned your lesson, young man!”
The boy says with a scowl on his face, “Hell yeah! I’ve been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white people already!”
ROFLMAO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
his family needs to put alil love in their hearts. 🙂
Enigma,
I can totally respect where you are coming from here, but I do have to take issue with your claim that no human experience can compare with racial oppression. You said: “The people not being oppressed ever understand the pain of those who are.” This argument you make is something I heard quite a bit while I was getting my Liberal Arts Degree (So White I know).
Does the racism that you experience ontologically trump all other forms of suffering? If you believe so, then I think you also must suffer from a lack of compassion. Perhaps you feel that no other people have been victimized to the extent that you, personally, have. All you have to do is look at the world around you to see that countless millions are suffering RIGHT NOW under the yoke of some kind of racial or ethnic oppression that far exceeds anything most people living in the developed world have experienced.
Also, take a look at History to see how many people have suffered to end oppression even though they were not personally oppressed. Most white men fighting for the Union Army had some idea that they were fighting to end slavery. Many of them were killed and maimed in a most horrific and painful way. (There were no antibiotics or anesthetics back then.) Could you honestly say that the oppression that you feel is so horrible that you would trade places with a poor, white Union soldier who had his leg sawed off after getting hit by a musket ball?
Finally, as a gay man I can say that I have experienced oppression in a very real and painful way. I have been able to use this experience to cultivate compassion for all people. I do truly and honestly believe that life in all its forms can experience hurt and alienation regardless of race.
one thing that offends me is that blacks have found a feeling of entitlement since a half black guy is president. I viewed a afro-black women in a gas station early in november irate because the coffee was not brewed. She then announced to the entire store she was mad and we ruined her day and now she could not celebrate mr. obama winning the election. I say, mrs black lady, his mother was white, he came out of a white women, and last time i checked, we are still #1. black is good, tan is grand, but whites the color of the big boss man.
I am talking about perspective, you said”Finally, as a gay man I can say that I have experienced oppression in a very real and painful way.” As a straight man, I cant say that I have felt your pain ( not that I have anything against gays) and the people that were oppressing you cant know how YOU feel just like you cant feel the meanest that is in their hearts. Its a personal thing. If I ate an apple, you couldnt tell me how it taste unless you bite into said apple. Unless I tell you how I feel, you really wouldnt know.
Thats why I said, “Rich people dont get offended the way a poor person does, a minority wont get offended the way a caucasion person will because of the history, in the US atleast. The best way to put it is like this, If Caucasion people were the ones picking cotton and hanging from trees. If they had to sit in the back of the bus and was called cracker or honky in a negative way while being beat and oppressed with little to nothing they can do about it, those words of evil would have a different meaning if a non white oppressor used them”. If history was in the minorities favor, then whites, not non whites would be on the receiving end of the superior race propaganda that ignorant people protray. I could easily bash you for being gay and in the minority, but if i do so, that shows ignorance on my part. You have the right to be whatever you want to be.
Point being, those in the majority dont have to beg for forgiveness when in the presence of those in the minority, just dont act like your superior to them. You never know, that minority may be the one you need to save your ass one day. As they say, karma can be a bitch.
“Whiteness is the empty and terrifying attempt to build an identity based on what one isn’t and whom one can hold back.”
–David Roediger (from his book, “The Wages of Whiteness”)
The Bible says that God is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and that there is nothing new under the sun. The Lord Jesus was God come in the flesh. He is called Imanuel, which means, “God with us”.
The Lord Jesus was a white Jewish Rabbi, not black, like it or not.
I am a white man, and I am offened at this statement. We do not have a sense of entitlement as you say. That is a lie from hell itself! However, I have noticed that black people and other minorities seem to think this is true while ignoring their own sense of it. They most often speak about being a biggot and apply the image of a biggot to white men, and all the while they them selves hate whites unjustly. If anyone wants to stop predjudice, the first place you need to start is with yourself.
Is this blog about white people in general or just white liberals? Because most white people I’ve been around are not ultra-PC like you portray them. Minorities are the ones who tend to be politically correct.
Might I recommend a topic to consider: Law & Order. White people absolutely love Law & Order.
Will someone PLEASE define what POLITICAL CORRECTNESS means???
My absolute most dispised thing that white people do, generally white people around the age of 13 to 41,241,453,654,573,643,645.
You’ll be having a conversation with this person:
“So Jill’s kid is pretty quiet huh? You think she might be autistic?”
“DON’T MAKE FUN OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE! MY GREAT AUNT’S NEPHEW’S ROOMATE’S SISTER IS AUTISTIC!!! ASSHOLE!!!”
I’ve noticed that just because a white person knows someone or knows of someone with an ailment, that means in all future conversations that if someone brings said aliment up they are making fun of such and must be scolded immediately. All other ailments are fair game lol.
In this time of high unemployment and overpopulation, I do think it is imperative to start cutting out immigration. Both legal and illegal immigration should be reduced to zero.
i cant stand that show…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=politically%20correct
I think this whole blog is only written about white liberals under 30 that still believe in being politically correct and can’t think for themselves. Pathetic. Is this what the public educational system has brought our country! Wake up America!!! Oh, sorry, it is too late. . .but since nobody has actually read the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, nobody can see why we are living it. . . . .
from the urbandictionary.com
Politically correct-
A way that we speak in America so we don’t offend whining pussies.
Only pathetically weak people that don’t have the balls to say what they feel and mean are politically correct pussies.
oooh, i get it!!….so when i say that conservatives, especially white males from middle america and the south, who voted on the losing side of the presidential election, are a bunch of cryin’, sour grapes, Obama hatin’ bunch of PUSSIES…….
I am not politically correct, right?…..I have the balls to say what I feel and mean, and don’t care if I offend you whining pussies, right??
Hell, if it is this easy, I have to tell ALL my non-white friends about this!!….We will never be accused of being politically correct again once we tell those conservatives what they need to hear…..which is:
you lost, so get over it you bunch of……..
Come up with something original, or at least something that hasnt been around 20 years. Stop trying so hard to be funny, stupid.
So I would assume that you are a Native American. Our country was founded by immigrants seeking a better life, maybe you need to go back to American History 101. Oops–maybe you never finished high school. This might explain your ignorance on the subject. Oh, maybe you are looking for a job picking lettuce?!?!? Those nasty immigrants take all the good jobs! And by the way, Don, are you aware that your comment has absolutely nothing to do with this humorous satire?
Jeremy, here is something that you should find funny….
Kiss my ass you idiot!
I like how many people have left indignant comments on here. IRONY!!!!
this is america the good, the bad, and the ugly we need all to have a world… for more self-discovery go to http://www.revoint.com
Good thing its NEVER the liberals who jump on the PC bandwagon………………………………
I’m deeply offended by this article
!!!ALERT!!! !!!ALERT!!!
There are white people offended because I chuckled at a pot study out of Jamaica saying pot was healthy for pregnant women.
It is causing a huge controversy on my blog lol
This website , while rather droll and funny at the same time , is completely inaccurate and offensive. The next time you make up stereotypes about white people do some research,thank you. Also , your making other races seem stupid and uneducated. I know you made this to make people laugh it is completely inaccurate , my main point. Although the white people being anti – racist is true. I hate all racists , actually I once punched my friend in his face for calling someone a n*****. Any who, almost all of these posts are wrong. I have not heard of these foods that white people supposedly like , and we don’t give a shit about costumes or 1980’s… This is like stuff-europeans-like.com xD. Well, I’m done typing on my friends computer, checked out facebook for the first time. 😀
Best Regards,
Connor Johnson
P.S. – When you said homophobic,that’s not being offended. homosexual comments are offending.
Tight-ass cracka!
The fatal flaw with most conservatives’ thinking is that most non-whites are in the Liberals camp….thus, conservatives always assume that if you are not white, most likely you are leaning towards liberalism….
That is not only a huge flaw in conservatives way of thinking, it also exhibits an arrogance and ignorance that most non-whites do not tolerate…..It is not the message that turns off most non-whites for the most part, it is the people who espouse the message…
Look at it this way, the MESSENGERS of conservatism are looked upon as hypocritical, undercover bigots, thus the message is lost and/or ignored by the majority of non-whites…..this is the MAJOR REASON why the republicans lost so badly in the recent election, and had only 10% of minority votes…..and guess what?…..the republican party, the former party of Lincoln, STILL don’t get it……they still play the ‘race card’ with this….”PC” bull****, when non-whites are involved….whites play that Political correctness stuff with EACH OTHER…whereas non-whites are trying to just get EQUAL FOOTING in the political game!!!
But there’s hope for you people…..Obama would have never been elected had it not been for millions of white people, so there is hope still for america…..Political correctness or not!!
This is hilarious. You’re proving the post right! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I agree. White people LOVE being offended about anything.
This post is full of irony.
Tyrone,
Obama might have been birthed of a White woman, but physically, he is identified as a Black man-brown skin, curly, coarse hair, broad nose, etc. Because he looks like a Black man, the world sees him as such, which would be why Black America claims him as one of their own. In addition to all of this, he then married a Black woman and had Black children. So yes Blacks feel a sense of entitlement because I can guarantee you when he is checking his box for racial identity it says EVERYTHING but White.
And “afro-black women?” Last I checked this was 2009, NOT 1960…
Respectfully,
Ashley Yancey
You need to relax.
enigmama, is that you?
This post is absolutely spot on. However the site would be better suited by the name “Stuff Hipsters Like”. That aside, it’s like a guide to the downtrodden middle class but like to act poor cabbie hat wearing urban hipster. Bravo!
No Buttaroo, Im right here…
“A love poem about buttaroo and his horse
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me”
Dont worry, I didnt forget about you and your lil love poem about you and your horse.
I’m a racially-conscious White and could care less if non- Whites consider me racist. “Racist” is a loaded term designed to put Whites on the defensive in a myriad of situations, and I’m not going to be manipulated like that.
I laugh (along with non-Whites) at self-righteous White people that pathetically attempt to curry favor with non-whites in the manner described in this article!
Those huffy White wussies seem to delight in groveling and wallowing in self-hatred when they preface every statement with their most hallowed phrase:
” I’m not racist or anything, but…”
What chumps!
This is the dumbest website I have ever encountered.
Jesse Jackson ring a bell??????
hmmm. i thought that was black people. chris rock even admitted that.
I agree absolutely how white people love being offended at bigoted comments about non-whites but are okay or even welcoming about negative comments towards whites, especially from non-whites. I know why. Because they learn from ‘doing their research’ that non-whites have years or decades or centuries of being treated as second-class people by whites. Therefore it’s because of that fact that white people feel non-whites are justified in making negative comments about whites.
Also I agree about your comment about being offended about homophobic comments. Ever since people shouted “homophobia” when Brokeback Mountain lost the Best Picture Oscar, I’ve been very suspicious about cries of “homophobia” since. I mean there are countries where gay people are whipped, jailed and even executed, but they shout “homophobia” over a denied Oscar. Talk about crybabies.
Yeah, black people are hilarious to watch running from the cops.
It looks like you managed to offend a lot of white people. See that wasn’t that difficult. Every white person should date someone of another race. It would totally change their perspective and they would begin to immediately agree that the “white culture” does have it’s problems too…
The immediate problem of ‘white culture’ is the erroneous belief that there is such a thing as ‘white culture’….
It does not exist….
Ahahahahaaaa!
I always tell my co workers that on the day someone truly offends me, I would hate to know what they said. It hasn’t happened yet!
If you can’t find the humor in most things or can’t allow people to express themselves without thinking it has everything to do with you, its time to get over yourself.
This site is hilarious – I can’t wait to find out what else we love.
The day someone truly offends me, I would hate to know what they said. It doesn’t happen often but I learned to get over myself a long time ago.
I can’t deny that I have been laughing about this site. I can’t wait to find out what else we love.
Yeah, it’s just to add some detail so you can imagine the scene you always enter the most vivid thing about the person. I’m sure it’ll happen one day it might be This old woman instead of This old black woman though :p
Were this 1950 America, or any time other than the present Barack Obama, for all intents and purposes, would be a black man. Homer Plessy, of Plessy v. Ferguson fame, was denied a seat in the white train car because he was 1/8th black. So to say “afro-blacks” are trying to claim Obama as a black man even though he is only half back is white people’s fault. We’ve said any one of mixed race, no matter how faint the mix, is black. Now that blacks can finally claim a victory we try to dilute it by saying he is only half black so it doesn’t really count. Lame.
For almost 45 years, I have been living with the conviction that I am, indeed, a white guy. However, after reading several of the articles posted here, I’m not so sure anymore…
I don’t believe you.
Guess I’m not white, then either. Nothing offends me.
This website is offensive.
LMAO!!
This is pretty accurate, actually XD
So much that I didn’t bother getting offended.
Good morning WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! It is definitely a great day today. Don’t ya just love the fact that a “BLACK MAN” is now the leader of the free world. Im as happy as a (gasp) runaway slave!!!! So come along you whities, crackers, racist, bigots, racially intolerant honkies and join the love train. Woo woo, we can now officially get along because a BROTHA is at the head of the wheel. Oh yeah, behind every sucessful black man IS NOT a white woman, but a strong black SISTAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. I love america!!!! Home of the free. Hey West Virginia, you got a black president, Louisianna, you got a black president, Mississippi, you got a black president. Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina, the list goes on and on as far as the racially intolarant states, but who cares, you got a black president. And your going to like it. HAHAHA
God bless America
My HOME SWEET HOME
Im proud to be an american.
Dont ya just love it!!!!!!
Run away slave…You are ignorant and racist. How can you sit there and treat people the way you do. Get off your high horse and quit being an ass.
I guess your one of the racist that i am referring too. Did I make you mad, did your guy lose the election. Hahaha, get over it Amy. LOL, go back to Utah and suck it up.
Funny that you’re decrying racists and bigots while at the same time using terms like ‘crackers’ and ‘honkies’ to describe white people.
Man, what a twisted nation we are.
lol this is so awsome people being offended on this topic, Christian Lander should be some sort of white person god.
The thing is, even if his articles don’t apply to you, most likely you know someone who does like it, so far i have.
I don’t make the rules, if people fit the disciption what am i to say. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then you know the rest…..
Tsk Tsk. You’ve been very very naughty! Five min. on the naughty stool! You’ll soon learn some respect for your superiors. Master Jameson if you will. *Crack*
sounds like someone forgot their heavy dose of horse tranquilizer this morning. keep playing the race card seems to be your only point. put a little bullet in your heart for us, please.
ho-hum african-american. 😛
Well Massaa Nanny, I likes it ruff, but da wayz I seez it, wez folks dont beez in da ‘tation no mo! Wez gotz a new prezdent nowz and its your turnz ta git n da field. Hap’y pickinz. LOL
Hmmmm, and members of other ethnicities are never offended? Al Sharpton has made a whole career off of being offended. Try asking an a person of Asian descent where they are from (even if you mean where they live in the United States) or where their ancestors are from, even if they can’t tell you whether you are Irish, German, Italian etc. I think AMERICANS like being offended regardless of race.
Rather: what a twisted nation Jews have made it.
If you’d be nice for a second, I’m sure she’d reveal her desire for big black donkey dong, like all white chicks these days. You’re a privileged caste, my friend; take advantage.
No? The Holocaust is a myth and blacks are savages.
Gorge rising yet?
Yet incredibly, here we are ‘dicoursing’ in ‘coded’ white language, on a white invention, about a social ‘problem’ among whites. Maybe it’s your worthless drunken spic culture that’s the problem?
Being offended is NOT exclusive to americans….just call an irishman or aussie an englishman (because of the accent)….talk about being offended!..
ML…your daughter may have a spic baby because she does not hold your views…..now i would love to see your face on that day..
dumbass..
Lol this is a prime example:
http://gothamist.com/2009/01/23/greenwich_village_bakery_selling_dr.php
Wow, considering that this country is 18 percent black, who the fuck you think elected Obama.. Us white people.. Sorry you now dont have the race card to pull.. Now learn English, pull up your pants, and shut your mouth. Sistah.. It’s sister.
oh boy! same friend from college is offended when I’m NOT offended by someone complements my education. I’m a first generation Mexican woman with a college degree. I developed the tough skin and the ability to CHOOSE my battles! Besides, she is offended enough for the both of us… and then some!
Are you an offended red neck. Did I upset you cracker. I was not talking to all white people, just dumbasses like yourself who dont like a blackman in the whitehouse. If your not a racist, why are you even caring that i piss off a CRACKER or too. That is UNLESS, you too are a cracker and in that case, I will laugh at your ass for the next 4 years and beyond. LOL… 🙂
white people hate to take baths….
is your gorge rising yet, white boy??
ya better get home quick…..your daughter and your wife are making a donkey dong sandwich…..
two slices of white bread women (your wife and daughter), with some big donkey sized meat in between them!!
If you miss the show, don’t worry, we will send the DVD copy to you….for 29.95 plus shipping and handling…
biotch….
Excellent post run away slave. It warms my heart to see messages such as yours, and it really is a shame we can’t get you some television exposure. Your attitude and the attitudes of so many minorities that will be on display for the next 4 to 8 years will revolutionize race relations.
I know this person — I really hope I’m NOT this person…!
wormwood, you’ll be alright……it is not often that non-whites can gloat at the expense of some whites (the ones who are sensitive to race…esp. in the states he named)….
afterall, the gloating score is:
-white folk gloating at the expense of non-whites: over 232 years
-black folk gloating at the expense of whites: 80 days
I find this article to be highly offensive.
HA. I love the last line.
You are too funny! How many times have I wanted to respond to some other white person’s trite statements. Glad to know I was not imagining it. I also love the painting as guilt payment comment. Are you sure you are not a sociologist? 😉
Well I think you’re an idiot.
Hahahaha!! Am an international student at a university in the states and when i got here for college, thats one of the first things i noticed about americans and white people pple in general! they LOVE being offended !!! they really do ! well most of them, not all ! LOL.. am loving this blog!
Yeah my ex used to look for shit on the internet so that he could ride into battle like some white-knight of tollerance WHILE on the other hand making Mexican jokes…
I’m a white racist, and I don’t argue why african-american or that garbage is right. I’m white, your black, brown, yellow, watever
Enjoy it whilst it last “MoFo”, because it will only last 4 years. Then the Republicans will come roaring back with vengance in their eyes…
Of course, that is assuming the USA can last 4 years. If we fragment like the USSR did (I presume you know what that was, correct?), then what replaces the good ole USA, you ain’t gonna like at all.
Keep an eye on liberal California, with all their social programs. If they collapse under the weight of their over spending, we as a nation won’t be far behind.
“Cracker” was the man with the whip…not much of an insult it seems.
If it walks like a thug, and acts like a thug…then you know the rest.
then black, asian, hispanic (who did I miss) cultures do not exist either…correct?
Bite me nigglet…
Concur.
ROTFLMFAO! Perfect!
We aren’t whinning punk bitch….we are making PLANS.
And when all of those starry eyed people who voted for Obama finally realize that he AIN’T going to be paying their house bill, their car note, etc….. I would LOVE to be there to see that.
So much for the “Triumph of Will”, part zwei.
The definition of black…
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/black
Funny!
How about this one?
Black Parrot
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow,” says the bartender. “That is really something. Where’d you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot.
I presume you meant “…O racist one”?
and nobody cares.
I wonder how many “african-americans” have been to Africa and would like to live there.
I have and while it was “interesting”, it sucked too.
Much, much better living conditions and opportunities here in the USA.
But, by all means…feel free to leave.
Gunned down by some of his “brothers”.
(That whole concept is a crock of shit while I am on it.)
You guys are really starting to piss me off.
you can also kiss my ass, you nate dawg punk assed beeotch.
whatevah beeotch.
if it walks like a beeotch, and talks like a beeotch, it must be johnny reb.
dumbassed beeotch.
you are correct.
there are no cultures based on race. It is a creation of whites who wanted to catagorize the human species into a hierarchy of intelligence, thus it was more convenient to identify by skin color, then by culture.
Wow, I’m sorry this is the “white” experience for so many people. I’m white and I don’t know people that fit this description. Sounds annoying. I’m an engineer, which may explain a lot. Engineers don’t worry about offending anyone in a social context. I also left the East Coast after graduation. My friends fit more closely to “Ya’lls a red neck when”. Red necks get labeled racist but the ones I know in Texas, Louisiana and Michigan are quick to accept, as long as you are genuine and not fake and not a snob. Take me, for example. I’m a girl from Massachusetts and they accept me. You do have to be tolerant of things like pork rindes, chew, bad gramnar, guns and hunting (but you don’t have to participate or fake liking or knowledge). Here’s a thought – be yourself with no varnish and see if people drop their masks and pretension. I think people are hungry for acceptance just as they are. Try I don’t like Classical Music but I do like Mac and Cheese, or I once buttered a roll with a fish knife or order milk when everyone else is ordering beer – because that’s what you want.
I love this. It is so true. I’m white and southern and I always feel apologetic for stuff that my ancestors allegedly did.
“white people are by far the easiest group of people to offend on behalf of someone else.”
Being offended on the behalf of others requires empathy…empathy is a trait of of intelligent people. I wouldn’t be so proud of lacking empathy as it is a trait of less intelligent people.
LOL.
haha this is so true, and it makes me sick–wimps.
haha you chumps, most people–judging by the responses–don’t understand what they meant by white people being offended. They mean we are offended when white people say something not-politically correct about another race. We don’t mind being made fun of. I honestly find this liberal bunch who gets like this to be a bunch of scum sucking robots with the fresh taste of boot polish in their mouths
Papduran – I can’t tell if you’re serious, but “a white person” was making a joke … get it?
bird-tard, i don’t know where you got your pearl of wisdom, “empathy is a trait of intelligent people”, since ted bundy, john wayne gacy, h.h. holmes, harold shipman, and paul bernardo were all highly intelligent but had absolutely no empathy. being offended for someone else doesn’t necessarily qualify you as being an empathic person. if you were truly empathic, you would be have the ability to understand why or why NOT someone would be offended by something. just because you get offended by something that “should” offend another person doesn’t make you an empath. so sorry, you fail.
LOL.
Rightfully so.
Heavy, man.
THIS is the first intelligent comment I have seen on the entire blog.
Well said.
I think after reading these other blogs, I have to dissagree with this one. Yall are pretty sinsative about some of these things like the sea salt and assisting. Why is this guy over there posting statistic about how blacks are more violent than whites? The hell that even got to do with anything?? And trying to give a number of white player that don’t assist. Who cares! Its a joke!!! Plus it is true. White people have appologized to me before for some slavery after a history lesson when I was in school and I just say, “What that got to do with you??” Yall don’t have to appologize to us. Just stay good people lol!
Dont care about what they did during Noahs time or when them pharos with the funny hair dues ruled the world… When a Red Neck apologizes… We do it in Beer… for example. You screw up and forget a birthday… 6 pack… You cause a fight at your cousins wedding… 2 12 packs… You wreck your Brothers Truck… 2 kegs of beer and a 12 pack every week till you fix it.. you get my drift here. If your going to apologize even for something thats not your fault like the wussys.. … Do it with Beer.. Because a Beer apologie is alot better than Empty Words.
definition of a beer apology:
to be drunk when you say that you’re sorry and never having to worry about saying you’re sorry because you were too drunk to remember saying you’re sorry.
I’m the opposite. I ‘m never apologetic. Even when I’m wrong.
That offends me.
hahahahha, im white myself and this is awesome.
you must be a heavy beer drinker…
Now, I’m totally offended. Leave me alone. I want to be alone. Only if I could be alone. Oh, God, the walls keep getting closer. There is no ceiling and no floor. Only to be alone.
Fuck it. I’ll have another six pack.
after staying awake for more than 24hrs, try jack and jimmy in your beer….those walls will close in on you faster than you can ever imagine…
I love white people for this. They’re so funny!
Allegedly? Nice.
It’s COCK-ASIAN………….isn’t it?
BITCHES
This reminds me of a fond phrase from highschool: “I’m offended, you’re suspended.”
Well for the most part I stand by treating others as I would like to be treated. In and of that I treat others as they treat themselves because to me that is the best indication of how someone wants to be treated. That all being said I know very very few ‘black people’ that call themselves ‘African-American’. It’s not called ‘African-American History Month’ it’s call ‘Black history Month’. I myself have no problem being called by the color of my skin, it is what it is…slightly tan with olive undertones. 😉 Basically I think it’s unnecessary to go out of ones way to say African-American rather than simply black when honestly I highly doubt any black person takes offense to being called black any more than a white person takes offense to being called white. It’s really all just silly and ridiculous. If you are not racist, if you truly in your heart are not then you don’t need to so carefully watch yourself and what you say and how you say it. If you are racist that is your business and I couldn’t care less and nobody else should because you being racist or offensive speaks about YOU not me or the person or people whom you are offensive towards so why should I or anyone else care how you make you look?
Speaking of hate crime(s):
George W. Bush had been a hate-crime criminal.
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
Bush was absolute evil.
George W. Bush is now sort of like a fugitive from justice.
Bush will go down in history in infamy.
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Being offended (insulted, outraged, affronted) is not the same as being empathetic. It also depends on what you do when you are offended on behalf of your cause. As a white person, I realize that many of my white American brethren are much more repressed than Europeans when it comes to sex. Americans were raised with a Puritanical mindset that seeks to bring shame by passing judgment on others that don’t conform to their belief system. You see it with conservatives as well as liberals that always cry “shame on you (insert your name here), when they say or do something that crosses your moral beliefs. That is why many of my white college friends love to be offended on behalf of gay or minority causes because they love passing judgment on others. You see it when church groups go on outings to abortion clinics and cry “shame on you” for getting an abortion, and liberals do it when they go to a department store and cry “shame on you” for buying a fur coat. They love passing judgment on others because it makes them feel righteous just like their Puritan ancestors.
Those are some serious academic accolades!! You must be right. Like everyone says: if its on the internet, its gotta be true!!
Oh, I forgot. High-Five chairman Mao for me.
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????? I dont get the point in this blog. Your about page dosent really explain verry well and all I really get is your pointing out whites as yuppies and dumb. ……… so to be even whear is the what hispanic, african, chinese ect people like bloggs? I see lots of posts saying white people that post this is ofencive are just saying so because they are white. If I made a what black people like blogg and put on it BBQ and greens, welfare, saying people are racest. Some people would be awfully offended. They would say I was racest. Would it make me right to say your saying that because your black? I find this site ofencive. I cant believe the book advertised was published. people will never learn. We are doomed to repeat our past over and over. We had many years oopression and raceism of blacks by whites. Now that the african american population has won there racial tolarence they wanted the tables haved turned. I see so many african american people every day who are raciest to me bacause I am white in skin color. My ancesters owned no slaves. half my ancestaers were in poland the other had been thrown off there land by the settelers. i think things like this feed into that feeling of hate tword whites. You should be ashamed.
chucky – fcuk you!
if not for the posters name, i would swear this was posted by a white person
stereotypes are true and funny, thats it.
i love that you pick this post to write that you are offended by the blog.. it couldn’t be more perfect
For fuck sake miranda, use spell check.
It’s RACIST, you twit.
“Oppression”…I know because I actually use a dictionary so I can be a raging bitch without looking like a mindless fucktard.
Blog has 1 “g”.
ofencive?
It is “Offensive” to mouth off using such horrid spelling skills, toots.
ancestaers?
What the hell is that?
Oh…the brain-dead hicks that brought you howling into this world.
Geez…this isn’t even fun anymore.
It’s like picking on a kid in a wheel-chair.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY need you to learn how to spell, you dumb shit. Thank you very much.
Raising awareness, are we?
Wow! Never knew Jesse Jackson was white!
I’m offended that you’d say Jesse Jackson is white just to offend me! Everybody knows he’s a perfectly good homosexual.
LOL owned right there.
How shitfaced was this gal when she posted?!?! HAAA!
You do realize that the difference; the HUGE, MAIN, GIGANTIC difference with what you’re proposing and reality is that the author/creator of this blog is WHITE.
iF A BLACK PERSON wants to create a site called stuffblackpeoplelike poking fun at some stereotypes and generalizations it would be completely different.
Self depricating humor can’t be construed as RACIST. I think any logical person can see that.
And what’s with this knee-jerk racist reaction that SOME of you bloggers have on here. The site is called STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE??? Wouldn’t this site be boring as hell if they listed all this stuff without a HUMOROUS spin???
That’s why sites like this even exist. You have to learn to be able to laugh at yourself. Take the stick out of your ass.
I’m offended that you’d say Jesse Jackson is homosexual. Everybody knows that he is the REAL daddy of George Bush Jr.
a white person who is definitely offended by GW Bush no less!
oh iluvTHC, don’t you see? She doesn’t get it. It’s why i’d never live in portland. Quite a humorless bunch. I personally love most offensive things. and i laugh more, and therefore will live longer. what’s that the bible says “and the snarky shall inherit the earth.”
have a nice day!
fucktard. that’s a nice one. may i use it?
Other things white people like: internet bullying and attempting to sound intelligent. As evident by what I’m about to write:
Just because a White person wrote this doesn’t make it not racist. If I went around saying all women should be beaten and killed, that would make me a misogynist. If I were gay and hated gays, that would make me a homophobe.
This site is actually about elitists and the upper class, not White people as a lot of White people are poor and uneducated.
It seems like the writer of this site is being ironic, trying to be seen as “super not racist” (both stereotypes on this site) but still manages to be racist by listing things that lots of non-Whites like to do and lots of Whites don’t. It’s still stereotyping. Also, a lot of you are angsty, ironic, “aren’t I so snarky and hip for mocking my own race and being faux-liberal?” losers.
#107: Being a Loser Who Spams the Comments Sections of Blogs
I get it!
You sell pot!
Obviously, you are too much of a douche-nozzle to pony up the cash to pay for a real ad.
Thanks for exploiting someone else’s successful idea for your own benefit.
Not only that, I bet you show up one hour late, sell bags that don’t actually make weight, and…wait…I forget…you sell marijuana. I’ve already written too many words for your pea-brain.
I bet mom and dad are proud.
#107: Being a Loser Who Spams the Comments Sections of Blogs
I get it! You are a pot dealer!
Obviously, you are too much of a douche-nozzle to pony up the cash to pay for a real ad.
Thanks for exploiting someone else’s successful idea for your own benefit.
Not only that, I bet you show up one hour late, sell bags that don’t actually make weight, and…wait…I forget…you sell marijuana. I’ve already written too many words for your pea-brain.
I bet mom and dad are proud.
#107: Being a Loser Who Spams the Comments Sections of Blogs
I get it! You are a drug dealer!
Obviously, you are too much of a douche-nozzle to pony up the cash to pay for a real ad.
Thanks for exploiting someone else’s successful idea for your own benefit.
Not only that, I bet you show up one hour late, sell bags that don’t actually make weight, and…wait…I forget…you sell marijuana. I’ve already written too many words for your pea-brain.
I bet mom and dad are proud.
Self-deprecating comments very well can be racist (or sexist, or homophobic).
Douche-nozzle is a good one too. (see above) I’m definitely adding that one to the lexicon.
George Bush hates black people.
Damn Kanye, not again!
Read a book, learn to spell, look up the word satire in the dictionary.
George Bush hates POOR people (both black and white).
Aww. ‘Douche-nozzle’ is one of my favorites.
Once you’ve undergone treatment for the stress-induced ulcers no doubt festering even now in the lining of your stomach, you may find yourself wishing to avoid further health complications by Learning to Laugh at Funny Things. (Along with the difference between something amusing and a social stance.)
Cheers!
No kidding, grvyrunr, check out the stupid shit going on in comments about Landers entry on The Wire…
There is a stuffblackpeoplelike…. (stuffblackpeoplelikealso.wordpress.com)
Also, chill the fuck out and don’t get so “offended”. If you don’t like it, don’t read it.
shut up erin this is fun. why dont you think a little less? or how about you just suck it?
“Learning to Laugh at Funny Things” – I laughted :).
Then again, some people who go to this site in order to get offended would find Johnathon Swift a monstrous person as he advocated cannibalism, even though it was a modest proposal backed by sound economic thinking.
Hey White People, this looks like the only form of “allowed White awareness” that we are able to enjoy without being called racists. That’s a shame. We are really at an all-time low these days. We are truly living in our darkest hour.
Oh, I saw a T-shirt the other day that said,
—————————————–
If you’re Jewish it’s called history,
If you’re Asian it’s called culture,
If you’re Black it’s called pride,
But,
If you’re White it’s called racist!
Can you say… propaganda?
——————————————
I thought that was very interesting. Actually it made me sick to think that it’s actually the truth.
Anyway, although this site is not quite the type of racial awareness and pride I’d like to see for my people,
it’s a start in the right direction. Oh, it’s kinda funny sometimes too. I approve of it.
Oh, and one more thing before I go, White people-make more babies!
We are declining rapidly in numbers and will be the minority in the U.S. by 2042 and 2050 in Europe. We were 35% of the world population in 1900 and in 2007 we are 8% and expected to be extinct in the world by 2200. Do you see the trend? Please have more babies before we die off. Everyone else is making more babies than us. We are not multiplying or even sustaining, we are declining. Thanks for listening!
Oh and I thought “Tommorrow belongs to us”
It would be funny your pretentious at being a poor beleagered Aryan in a sea of lesser races, if it weren’t for the fact that you actually believe this shite.
Btw, Aryans were a fictitious race invented in the 19th Century, by people with 19th Century views on teh superiourity of Europeans.
And what do you mean, my people? I am not of, your people, there is no such thing as a white race (see above ;)).
And you and I are not we nor us. you are a them and finally, Nazi, WE WON THE WAR!
And let me guess. The second I call you the ‘N-word’ you and who knows how many other people would call me a racist bigot.
Look, I do my best not to assume that every black person I meet is what the stereotypes portray them to be. It would be nice if everyone else were to look at white people and do the same: look past the stereotype that all white people are racist, elitist, etc. and see them as decent people. Are there some out there that are actually racist? Yes. Are there some black people out there that are actually uneducated? Yes. But why should every black person be branded uneducated because some are? Why should every white person be branded racist because some are?
I didn’t know Messiah College had a B.S. program in the unsupported demonizing of public figures. What did you minor in, being fucking retarded?
And please, make those bables with asians, blacks, jews, indians, and hispanics.
Populate the world before you white people become extinct!
beeeeotch.
Hey, the man just wants to have a pure race by not intermingling with other “lesser people” – and I would say that his family is doing a sterling job, him being a product of their marrying their cousins and all 😉
we are
Go boil your head.
Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning
I love white people! just not the Aryan guard variety… but the liberal, latte-sipping white people… they’re great!
you are a legend
This is a very annoying white people trait. I can be offended all by myself without help from Suzy Sensitive getting his underoos in a bunch.
He needs to focus on his 401k and work on that fixation to spell check everybody.
OK, forgive me if this has been posted before. I am a newbie who stumbled upon this site by Googling “divorce”. This site made the first page of listings.
Anyway, the following is a “must see” for satire-lovers…especially the “super not racist” ones.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
For all I know, this is another of Mr. Lander’s projects. Too funny.
The site hasn’t been updated since I was first introduced to it 5 years ago. I guess “Sally and Johnny” haven’t made any new black friends, LOL.
haha! i love that movie!
funny stuff…..
this is so true.
white people feel like they have to be so politically correct in public but they remain closet racists in the privacy of their own homes.
HAHAHA!!1
Wow Thanks!
Not really.
It’s nice to see your racism right out in the open, adrian. Good job.
“Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people. In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about ‘flyover states’). As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people….White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from ‘not racist’ to ‘super not racist.'”
Need I say more?
I am SO offended!!!
I’m still not sure about this one…On one hand, it is funny. But there are many professional victims and they attract advocates. These people, in my limited experience come in all colors.
WOW now tell me what you really think.
Am I the only person who’s actually not racist on the inside, but doesn’t care if people know it? I make racist jokes and stereotypes often, just to passively poke fun at racist people who might actually agree with them..
No one would be frightened by the Dread Pirate Wesley.
Look at Erin go! Proving the stereotype that is this article. People really need to get over themselves. Why are people so offended by stereotypes anyway? A lot of them aren’t even negative. I’m white and I like maybe 5 things on this whole list. Who cares if they’re incorrect if it doesn’t effect you at all? You don’t see the Irish get all up-in-arms because they’re widely known as happy, singing drunks who occasionally get into fisticuffs. I could understand if there were a stereotype like “All purple people are child molesters”, then the purple people could be upset by that. The thing that keeps perpetuating racism is people getting offended over nothing.
I LOL’d at ya.
White peeps are most offended when they encounter a fellow whitey who is a humble devout Christian and not afraid to listen to offended objections about ‘evangelicalism’, while at the same time being able to clearly explain their beliefs to any that ask.
Like such a person exists. Maybe in unicornland…
White people are the most chill, laid-back and non-racist group in this whole country. Why would they need to get up in arms about anything? They’re the majority, they run the show.
Nice one! SO awesomely funny and true!!!
But is this website dedicated to making fun of these colorful people?
I agree with you 100% mikie boy, I don’t stereotype dumb people, I just call them dumb asses just to get a laugh from other dumb asses like yourself. So don’t be offended while I call you a dumb ass red neck. It’s all in fun. hardy har har.
Ya know, making fun of dumb ass racist like yourself.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Everyone’s a racist to some degree. Most ‘fellow whites’ I know have said/done something inherently, but not overtly racist without even realizing it, myself included. That’s the sad thing – that it’s not until someone points it out as racist that we realize it.
Black people hate G-Dub.
Nee Nee. I am white. I think I am awesome and I also think you are awesome for saying what you just said. That was the best thing I have read in years and I have read over 2,000 books and four languages. You could run for Mayor of where ever you live. Nee Nee for Mayor! Seriously, peeps… just let the whole racism thing go. One love, dudes and dudettes!
I find it VERY OFFENSIVE that you are stereotyping both white people AND offended people. There are LENTY of offended people that are not white, and white people that are not offended. And offended people that are not offended by white people. And white people that are not.. white.
Remember, only white people are racist….no one else! Ever!
Lawl. I think you missed the point, honey.
If this so ‘white’ person likes being offended then there obisiously lying and have african ancestory!.
The heart never lies, only the tounge.
Yes, I believe she did
Looks like there are some sarcasm detectors on the blink.
I find this offensive.
I find your being offended offensive.
LMAO – this is so true.
haha, this post reminds me of South Park. Also, this post is offensive to me.
did anyone else figure out that the guy that writes all of these articles is white? how unauthentic can you get? i now feel offended on behalf of all of the minorities that should be writing this stuff.
i am offended on behalf of all the non-white people who are not reading this and will never bother to.
I find your being offended to someone being offended offensive
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson must be white then!!
I like this one the most. When I was at my college radio station 2 years ago. I realized that most people in the radio station found almost everything offensive. SO… I just started being very profane and talked about killing of baby’s and how much we need to blow up everything that’s not American. Now, I don’t believe those actual statements but you could imagine how red in the face they were.
go fuck your grandpa with a dildo
how’s that for offensive
i am a black girl and i read these articles just for the heck of it, and i find it pretty hilarious that the guy who wrote the article is white. nothing wrong with that because DUH! he knows what white people like.
No joke….
I’m not white and I’m reading this. No reason to be offended 😛
This site is HILARIOUS.
It’s not alright for minorities to write this stuff. You’d have to be a little dim to not think that THIS site is run by a white guy/girl.
I’m Mulatto, so I only like half of this stuff , and I’m totally offended that I just referred to myself as mulatto. Mulatto is a term which describes the offspring of a Donkey and a Horse…a Mule, which is not considered a legitimate species because it can not reproduce ( the Black half doesn’t give a shit).
P.S I love when White people get offended by something “racist,” Black folk say to other Black folk in humor…It’s a special moment.
not as offensive as grandma fucking you up your ass with the same dildo,
🙂
don’t get all offended, it offends me
ps-it was a joke 🙂
Oh my, some of these things i really like. I must be white!!
omg i am like, so offended
yeah. i just don’t see the humor in most of this. i actually clicked on this particular blog because i tend to agree that a lot of folks seem to ENJOY being offended. (i didn’t think the other two that i breezed thru were funny at all!) but after reading it, i just don’t get the references. perhaps i am not “white” enough? lol. who is really?
OK but seriously… why am i reading this trash? oh right! i wanted to get it, get a snicker… show that i could laugh at myself.
nevermind,… i just wanted to be offended.
damn!
I am insufficiently offended by the contents of this article. I request that it be made more offensive.
This post is golden. Except for the last paragraph. It wasnt even funny. Delete it
HAHA awesome… if you dont get it its because youre the epitomy of white and are probably guilty of all these things. white people really make me embarrassed to be white sometimes. I really hope that the things on this list havnt consumed the majority of whites and the writer just has some douchbag college white friends he based it on. you know the kind that wear khaki cargo shorts ?
Who on earth acts like 80% of the examples on this site? I don’t know anyone of any race who does, hahahaha. Ridiculous.
Why do white people feel bad that they have clawed their way to the top of the civilization “food chain”? It’s not like black people or whoever wouldn’t have liked to do the same.
I mean, white people are atheists and Darwinists, so there’s no inherent reason to be considerate — and it’s only natural for the strongest to triumph, right?
rs
How many houses have you painted?
Unicorns are much brighter than that.
I suppose that depends on your take on strength versus survival. I mean Darwinistically speaking cockroaches prevail in almost any situation save the direct and crushing size 12 Chuck Taylor. Despite their obvious success emulating those crap eating bugs doesn’t appeal.
uh…..
shaddap beeeeotch.
take that thought witcha as you climb up the civilization food chain….
shaddap beeeotch.
is that offensive enough??
if not, there’s more where this came from.
I think the so called “success” of the White people has little to do with strength or even success. I mean can you really call it a success if you burn the planet right out from under you. Duh. That’s just stupid. I think the unfortunately termed “success” probably has more to do with something like inadvertent inclusion. No version of man spawn has had quite the same destructive appetite. Nor has any breed been interbred so thoroughly as the European. Their truly eclectic taste could come from having, in the purest form, what some have called the ugliest most unappealing females to have walked the earth. But when the waters are muddied a bit by adding a dose of something different you tend to get Super Shorty.
One more thing. This may account for why there are so few “African” Americans who don’t have some white ancestors. Whether it’s the historic and indelible taste of Brown Sugar or the more recent fact that since 1960 no decent self respecting pimp hasn’t tapped forbidden fruit we’ve all sensed the same thing. Western Civilization is mixed up and that’s a good thing. But that doesn’t mean our White Grand Daddies who very well could have been Grand Dragons were strong. If they were so strong how did unarmed, unclothed and uneducated overcome? THink about it. They were forced to change satus quo and that is by definition defeat of a way of life. I don’t know a lot a bout boxing except this.
Bet on the Black dude.
You must have not gotten the news, it’s actually not cool anymore to be PC and all offended about everything. You didn’t get the memo? That whole horrified I-can’t-believe-he-said-that ! thing is over.
That’s inaccurate and wanting of intelligence. Anglo culture has had enormously positive impacts on the world. The colonialism accusation is usually a result of social inferiority complexes on the part of minorities or whites who think its really cool to “take up their causes”. I would submit to you that this dim witted assertion by you can be countered by admitting Anglo culture has a tremendous amount to offer the world and as well as black culture. Why engage in polarized thinking? Enjoy all of it and love your neighbor. You can’t take your color or your culture with you.
They have bet on the black dude, and he is supporting abortion, socialism and every social ill imaginable. You see, black people aren’t any better than whites, nor are they more moral. The magical Negro who keeps whitey on the Godly track is a sham stereotype.
Why do I want to bet on the black dude? Chances are 70% to 30% he will commit a felonious crime. This is something to be revered? Respected?
It is to be pitied, not admired, and we should demand that blacks and whites love each other not engage in these sort of sophomoric distortions. By the way, have you noticed whites will not receive a pass for voting for Obama?
That’s the basis of Nazi ideology.
I got the memo. Nonetheless a bunch of homos put him in office.
I am happy to be white. I enjoy the nerdy, awkward viewpoint I have on life. It is God imbibed. To love, cherish and to be what God made you is nothing to be embarassed about, not matter what groups of black people. Usually, its said out of jealousy. I mean really, we need more black Nerds than basketball players and felons. What the hell is wrong with white?
Text-language offends me. Are you hot?
white people are the least racist race in the current world….most white people rarely get offended thats why fucking coons make fun of us cuz we dont give shit about it
God that article offends me!
Preach on, preach on! I mean, with the exception of arts ( Drama/theatre, classical music) what has Europeans done to contribute to the human race besides destruction? Obviously, THEY are the minority of the earth therefore I believe, they inherently have an appetite for destruction suiting their survival instincts. Of course this is involuntary behavior. They don’t know this but it is their INSTINCT to behave as they do. Shit just look at history.
And by the way to all the dumb asses out there, when I say “minority” Im referencing to all the people on this planet with (virtually) no melanin present in their skin. I.e WHITE PEOPLE!
Eddie,
Before you go calling people dumbasses, I recommend you check your facts. Melanin is present in the hair and irises and thus affects hair and eye color as well as skin color.
People (or animals or plants) with very little or no melanin in their bodies are called albinos, not caucasians.
You are right about one thing, though: albinos are definitely in the minority…
you are a scar on the face of the white race
Hey Bobi joe, your a dumbass, worst of all, a confused dumbass at that. I will always put my money on the black man who is kicking the living stupid out your ass. Grow some brains and
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Well I am glad to know that you poor white trash don’t get offended when ‘coons’ are butt fucking your no tooth women while your at the bar getting drunk and filling up your beer gut.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
The only thing wrong with being white is having dumb ass beeeeotches like yourself representing them. Just because there is a global recession, it don’t mean that trailer park poor white trash suddenly became the elite social group. So get the hell off your high horse.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Er.. how about aeroplanes, railways, lasers, rockets, roads, stereos, music, the motor car, democracy, in fact virtually everything. And you?
You mean Albinos.
Cause if you hold a piece of printer paper up to my skin and there’s no resemblance.
Then again, when asked my race I say, “human”. The rest is all about packaging.
lol soo true us white people can be soo annoying when it comes to that ”you.offended me…” boo frickin hoo
I don’t find humor in this…people bashing each other. We are all human … or at least we are supposed to be? It is hard to imagine any HUMAN acting like this. I clicked on it thinking it would be funny, but instead of laughing, or becoming offended, I read the comments, and I just find it sad that people are so quick to call names, and hate others.
Get over this site, and go look at the many funny blogs out there….Last I checked, sad things don’t make too many people laugh, unless maybe you are a sociopath…
I love your gift for irony.
Thanks for the laugh.
oh, you meant it?
geeze….i must be a sociopath then
Could you have come up with a more typical Offended White Person comment? Kudos to you. And your insight into the superficiality of skin color is profound. Packaging schmackaging!
I am thinking that the comments might be funnier than this blog….:)
umm wow this is reaaally retardedd.. like what the heck? how stupid are people these days… get a freaking lifee. my lordd… LOSERS! *
Savannah-nichole (:
This is hilarious, but I hope Black people don’t think that most whites have this type of thinking as it relates to blacks. Its ironic because most white conservatives would agree with this blog. But they would say that it only applies to ‘bleeding heart liberals’. And there are more Conservative whites in this country than left leaning whites. And most conservatives could give less than a you -know-what about the sins of their fathers past.
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Its stuff like this that keeps racism alive in the world. We’re all human, being black, white, asian, what ever doesn’t mean we have to act a certain way like this blog suggests.
There are a lot of well meaning, but repugnant white people who feel its their cross to bear correcting everything instead of taking a breather. I’m not saying we should ignore hate, I’m saying we should relax and think before we preach to someone. Not every black man wants you to fight his battles for him nor does every latino want to hear how you feel for his plight. If you’re really interested in helping people volunteer at a community center or a church, action speaks louder then words.
haha this irony at it’s best. I don’t understand why some people are incapable of taking a joke.
…are you offended?
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Technically, “African American” is absolutely correct: people whose ancestors lived in Africa. Our *specific* use is incorrect, however, since all Americans are African Americans.
“DNA evidence indicates that modern humans originated in east Africa about 200,000 years ago. . . . Anatomically modern humans first appear in the fossil record in Africa about 130,000 years ago. . . . Research also located the origin of modern human migration in south-western Africa, near the coastal border of Namibia and Angola.” (Wikipedia entry for *human*)
Leave my kahki cargo shorts alone.
I’m all about function I ain’t about form.
If you start on my flip flops, well it’s on…
Could you beeee any whiter?
I am utterly offended that this blog thinks that I actually care to “stand up” for other races. Everyone knows that colored folk are second class citizens. That is why the rest of the world can’t wait to live with the white world that was created on the backs of the colored. A third of this world still believes in tribes, throwing spears, and mercy killings. At this point, it is acceptable to ask a Mexican to mow your lawn.
Oh I imagine you’d find the conservatives in the South very concerned about people offending others and stereotypical of this holier-than-thou manner. Good manners in Louisiana and Geogria are a form of social warfare amoung the Right and good families.
As to there being more Jackhat-Conservatives than Bleeding-heart-liberals it’s kind of moot when you compare left or right to the center. Maybe one side has 2 and 1/16th percent of the amount of centrists in this country, maybe the other has 2 and 1/15th percent. It depends on where you wear the part in your politics
lol…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ignorance is extremely amusing. Keep doing what your doing, and fitting your stereotype.
The author obviously hit your button just right, for you to make a complete fool of yourself on here, which in turn you ignorantly responded therefore verifying the truth of his writings.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oh, you mean like you are doing now? 🙂
dee i think you’ve been had. this persons comments are cartoonish, it even follows the same pattern as the article…just look at the poster’s name.
woooooooooooosh
You are exactly right……some people just can’t take a joke. I thought the name aboriginecowboy would have given it all away but alas…….Dee has been spending too much time trying to find ways to be outraged…….this is too easy…
nyuck nyuck nyuck
I’ve just finished reading this Stuff White People Like book recently and it’s really funny. I embarassed myself by laughing out loud at a lot of public places while reading it. I expected hick jokes but it turns out being white is being rich, liberal, over-educated, Democratic, and snobby. Though, I can’t say it’s racist since it’s really definitional:
The author defines stuff “white people” like while excluding some white people as “the wrong type of white people” and at the end he defines you as white if you fit his definition. You are by definition such-and-such percentage “white.” Anyway, it’s really very funny and if you’re “white” you, by definition, love books and will need to buy this book or else you’ll repress your hate and not blog your distaste of it. If you don’t do either I don’t believe you’re “white.”
a good presentation is intended to generate comments so humorous or informative that they affect other peoples way of thinking on a large scale, or make them laugh. I think you have acomplished both.
Your awesome!
EWW you are scary and psycho and have no class
U R soooo right! Blog is genius…comments are a cacker
I’m so offended.
As a white person, I want to testify that everything in this article is absolutely correct.
You’re all so dumb.
lol .. it’s true!!
#1000
White people love to get made fun of, it makes them feel better about their cultural aquerdness as the dominate race in society.
Im 18 years old and white so im an expert.
-Matthew Broderick
Except spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Actually, the correct term is ‘black’ again. ‘African-American’ is a politically-correct term coined by white people that’s annoying to black people. Pshh- how could you know know that?
I think this whole site is hilarious, but the funniest bit are the comments. There are white supremacists to black panthers and everyone inbetween ranting, arguing and debating, but most people miss the point. This satire is directed towards middle-class liberal political correctness, not white people in general.
The idea is ingeneous, although poorly researched and full of stereotypes, but hey, isn´t all satire based on stereotypes?
Incredibly witty, although this patronising simple-people-like-us vs. politically-correct-upper-class-intellectuals (South-Park style) has suspicious politics behind it.
LOL
Yeah, this is correct, but only for white Americans
it would be entirely opposite for example for any white eastern European
Okay, someone finally got it. This is a joke. Everyone’s seen the old Eddie Murphy skit when he put on white makeup and a funny wig and went around town. Any time no black people were around everything was free, busses, newspapers, movies.
It was satire and funny. I think this is what our author here is aiming for. He hits the mark or he misses the mark.
You must not live in a big coastal city, then.
The correct term should be ….. American African.
Your just a stupid ni**er with a site. whoppdie fucking doo! If I had a dollar for everytime a ni**er got mad and cussed someone out then I’d be stupid fucking rich and buy your racist fucking nig ass out!
OH and I’m having to fucking bleep out the word NI GGER with Stars because of you NI**er N**ger NIIGGEERRR
I think this is freaking hilarious and I’m white! You people have serious issues if your getting mad right now. This whole website describes alot of white people from the North. People in Texas are completey different. You offend and you get your ass whooped no matter what color. Keep it up, I love it!
No need to use bleep out stars for you, I will just go out and say it, BITCH.
😉
You got one of the two things right katie, you are stupid.
haha
Yeah accept when we get offended thousands of people die, not just the ones who offended us. We let the small stuff go, but if you really piss us off, then you can expect death on a large scale.
i pointed this out in psychology class but all the white people got mad at me.
doesn’t that kind of prove the fact?
some minority really had a lot of time on their hands to make this site.. or they are just really obsessed w/white people and the White and/or European culture
wuts suspicious bout the politics? PC white ppl need to go die. gonna be the death of all white folk
UR JUST THE KIND OF PERSON IN THIS BLOG!!!!!! AAAARRRGGHHH
RAmen
is that the sound of a joke going over someone’s head?
ur comment about ending racism just proves ur one of these white ppl described in the blog. congratulations, u’ve just achieved super-not-racist status.
ur SOOOOOOO wronnngggg, theres 500x as many PC bleeding heart liberals as conservatives these days.
lol…
ur the idiot here amazed, watch zeitgeist. its TRUE that jews run everything.
Totally!!!! Agreed!
Huge DOUBLE STANDARD! I’m tired of the “Politically Correct” thing and having to walk on eggshells.
Its time to get over the whole “white guilt” thing. We have more than made up for it!
i’m pretty sure the dude who made this site is white so…
maybe you should just get a sense of humor, k?
oh sorry i posted the above reply, not K, i was trying to have a little arrow point to his name and make fun of him for being a douche, i didn’t know i couldn’t do that
you want bullshit and cultural p.c. KUM ‘N LIVE IN NZ
Yes, in New Zealand there are a large number of white people like yourself that are intensely angered when policies that do not directly benefit white people are enacted.
Oh I wish everyone would calm down. It’s just a bit of fun, like when someone makes a joke about old ladies knitting all the time. Do they old ladies run around sticking their knitting needles in the eyes of all those who satirise them? No, they smile and laugh along and continue knitting. And that’s why we all love little old ladies. The same can be said about white people; just continue doing whatever and have the power to laugh at yourself.
I’m white.
texas sucks.
Whacha gonna do about that, uppity Cracker?
I’m not sure what “whooping” an ass is, but I bet that it goes against texas’s anti-sodomy laws. Now if you want to try to WHUP my ass, I say come on up to Oregon and try.
Dammit! I’m late for yoga!
Definitely too PC, particularly those indigenous people. NZers are so PC to them that we take away their land rights and leave them unemployed, which let’s face it, they’re genetically programmed to be.
true that! is this the reason why the only time I feel compelled to use the term “African American” is when i’m at work in a room full of white people? and i’m black! what, am I afraid that I will offend THEM? I guess that’s something I need to work out within myself. this blog is funny as hell!
I am so confused by all the comments. I haven’t developed the skill to see who is being ironic, and who is being down-right hateful. I find it entirely funny however that there are white supremacists, that go on this site, find the one article about how white people like to be outraged. And then post a comment about how outraged they are that an article talks about them liking to be outraged. I almost wished someone would footnote the best ones so we all could enjoy it.
peace and love.
BTW, to the haters, I have this one white friend so i can’t be reverse-racist!
Keep hanging out with white people and you will begin to get irony and sarcasm. If something is a little over the top, then it’s most likely a joke. I never understood Chinese humor until it was pointed out that they find gross exaggeration to be funny. I’ve only heard that from one person though, so I don’t take it as gospel. Let me know if that is correct.
Why is it racist to call someone “black” but not racist to call someone “white”? If you want to be called African-American then by all means feel free to call me European-American.
this is why the rant and rave section on craigslist is so popular.
haha you got offended 😛
haha some white people are so stupid
haha some white people are stupid
haaaaaaa. you are a sucker.
no the hell you haven’t. i have not forgotten that this country became wealthy off of the blood, sweat and tears of my ancestors. no way have you repaid enough. we never received reparations or an apology.
do you not realize that the author of this site is white? duh?
haaaaaaaaaaa
i know, right?
Yes… so true!
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I love these stuff white people like. Although there are some generalizations with regards to these white people characteristics, nevertheless, they are funny. Because…they are true… 🙂
its not racist
this is hilarious. its aimed to get a mad response from white people so they can prove their point. priceless. and even if white people have a valid point they covered that in the article. hahahahaha. this is a no win for white people, all i know is im glad this site is directed to white people because no other race would be able to take it, they might get..offended… wow thats wierd.haha
Oh yes, lets all jump on the band wagon and say wow its soo funny:) Is it either ‘we all love this’ or (maybe we all HATE this) or rather, we’ve all decided to..hahahahahahahah
spoiler: everyone who commented here is a white guy pretending to not be white
So true.
I used to work at a Blockbuster and people of all different races came in, and holy crap were the white people the only ones were got all self righteous and angry at me.
These were white people who had money too, complaining about a $1.25 late fee and then leaving in their $80,000 dollar car.
Oh man, that is why Obama got elected. He is a bundle of apologies and outrages.
See how many of the things on this list fir Obama and tell me the man’s not white.
The author is a cracker from Canada. A funny one at that.
black people get offended much more than white people do, everything a white says to them is racist or has an agenda to it.
I agree with this blog… and Im white. 🙂
But im one of those white people that goes home after a incident in which I was insulted and think of replies that I SHOULD have said. It is actually quite sad because the only thing I can think fo to say at the time of the attack is “well, you sir…. are a jerk.” Then I turn and walk away, stewing over what i could have done or could have said… I think i have to stop tanning and return to my whiter, meaner and more prepared self…
Wish me luck. 😛
very toxic Mimi, this is about white people, not black people, its not like you or anyone on here is better than black people because clearly you have nothing much to do with your time than spew hatred .
the reason white people are hated and insulted by all races? because for centuries they have been invading other peoples lives and land and insulting and discrimating other races to no end.
idiot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Slavery
you black people owned white people as slaves in the past.
oh, and forget about what you people did the the koreans so soon?
I’m sure nothing past the 4th grade stuck to you though 😉
then take a long look in the mirror. why are so many blacks in the prisons? humm… maybe because blacks do the majority of hate crims in america today.
what about the comment you just write today at 11:23? humm… hypocrite.
also…
it’s so funny how you think you can speak for non-black minorities. as a non-black minority, I know it is NOT the white man holding me down, balcks are just to stupid to do aything for themselves. blacks are the most racist, violent, and stupid people… yes, I am better than that.
http://www.harbornet.com/folks/theedrich/JP_Rushton/Race.htm
funny, if this is just a racist white person with an agenda, then why are asians (mongoloids) listed as the smartest and most evolved, even beating out whites? humm…
Wow. It’s (a) funny to see irony in action here, and (b) pathetic that so few people have a sense of humor about themselves.
If you knew anything like you seem to think you do, you’d know that AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS are the most successful group in America. Even beating out ASIANS (by 1%! lol) but there aren’t as many of them as Asians.
You are a sad pathetic person for feeling the need to take your anger from a HUMOROUS blog out on a group of people. Its people like you that seem to overreact and cause most of the problems.
Why are there so many black men in prison you ask? There are many MINORITY men in prison because they are among the lowest income in America. It has little to do with SKIN COLOR. lol, most black men go to prison for NON VIOLENT PETTY crimes too & let me remind you that white people do commit 70% of the crimes ( I hear people say black people commit 80% and they HONESTLY believe that 14% of the pop could do that, but Americans aren’t known for their brains or common sense)
Next time you decide to state that other people are racist directly after stating that “balcks (its BLACKS sweetheart) are just to stupid to do aything for themselves. blacks are the most racist, violent, and stupid people… yes, I am better than that.”
You need to learn to watch your emotions, you must have misplaced anger or a bad life, but you seem pretty pitiful and you contradicted everything you said.
And same white people have no problem with racist, sexist, and homophobic jokes when in the context of shows like Family Guy and Robot Chicken, or in films like Borat. And they then spend a ton of time attempting to justify this by pointing out how these things are poking fun at the stereotypes, not the disenfranchised groups being stereotyped!!! Duh!
And while constantly aware of their race privilege, white people are completely unaware of their class privilege and seem to see no problem in making fun of “rednecks” and “hicks” and “white trash,” and in going on about how they are so much better than people who go to community/technical college and use bad grammar. White men are also often unaware of their sex privilege, though they think that by voting Democratic and being pro-choice they are immune to sexism. However, they still often espouse misogynist views and complain about “feminazis” or go on about how spoiled American girls are compared to girls in other (re: third-world and/or ultra-patriarchal) cultures. But because they like progressive Supreme Court judges, because they have a mother/sister/wife who works and have no problem with that, they’re obviously a tireless crusader for women’s rights and how DARE you accuse them of being sexist!!!!
no, look up your fact before you throw garbage out from your a**. asians ARE the most successful group in america, not whites, not black or black immigrants. how many black doctors do you see? oh excuse me, stop lights and rap are extremly important black inventions, they are smart people…. lol ;D
“Its people like you that seem to overreact and cause most of the problems.”
large talk hypocrite, how many racial hate groups are formed by asians? now how mnay are formed by YT and n*****s? lol, idiot.
“Americans aren’t known for their brains or common sense”
exactly. 😉
white americans and black americans are amoung the most stupid groups of people, besides africans who cannot help themselves in anything. seriously?! how long have they had to try and sort their shit out.
I just can’t belive white american send their money over to bunch of white hating africans who do nothing with it. if all those white people sent that money over to asians who actually invest in their education and other import things in life (no africans, sex with 17 differant ladies dosn’t coun’t), south-east asia would be able to match north-east asia.
does anyone else appreciate the irony of yall getting offended in the comments for this article?
well well well…..listen to the korean talking about racism when she doesn’t even realize that to a white person, you are just an asian (the same way you look at a brown skinned person and assume he/she is black).
STFU. You know jack shit about racism. You sound like the very racists who talk about all minorities who are not white. Only an ignorant beeeeotch would take up the mantle to talk like white racists.
Look in tha mirror beeeotch. That’s you.
whatevah beeeotch.
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White people love live cinema!
HAHAHA. That is exactly why I looked here. I wanted to read the comments on this “getting offended” post just for this reason. I’m white (not that any of you care) and don’t really feel as though I get offended easily. This is all meant to be a joke. Just about all races think it’s funny to stereotype other races. Get over it. The world will never change. Laugh and stop getting so damn offended already.
I can defenitely relate to this one! You should see the emails I received when I posted about escort services at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com…ouch!
i have no problem with minorities, only black… i’m gessing ur black, blacks are way more racist than whites, so stfu and fuck-off you ghetto “beeeotch”.
oh stop! black or white, we’re all the same!
but you know what I think is that we shouldn’t be against the blacks or whites or ANYbody…except, we should ALL unite against the ELDERLY! together!
they’re OLD! they’re using up OUR oxygen, and using up OUR trees to make toilet paper to wipe THEIR old ASSES! I say, down with the old!
who’s with me!!
whatever bitch who can’t spell.
Hey beeeeotch…..news flash!!!…..your dumbass is a minority also. And guess what? If you look in the mirror, you will see that your dumbass is subject to everything you call any other minority in these united states….
so I’m gonna use your own words with a little twist: “I’m guessing ur korean, koreans are way more racist than white, so STFU and fuck off you ignorant ghetto beeeotch asian….
listen to the korean correcting me on how to spell. I did not call you a bitch, I called you a beeeeeeotch.
There is a difference.
beeeeeotch.
I’d like to comment on this but my white liberal guilt prevents me from it. Some black folk….uh…African American citizens, may take offense. Please don’t be offended. HA!
calm down man, i dont really think its that funny, its just ironic because white people get offended less than any other race. everyone doesnt hate this or love this or hahahahahaha, everyone has their own opinion, but you must be one of the ones that like to get offended so u start arguments on the internet….hahaha please get a life man
For an Asian, who are according to you the most evolved race, you are pretty ignorant. Look at history. Africa was ahead of the curve on technology, art, mathematics and were pretty isolated from the rest of the world until Europeans and Arabs came in and pretty much destroyed their culture. They’re Xenophobic for a reason. So I’m wondering what black guy pissed in your soup that you’re so angry and racist. You talk like Asians are perfect, that they’re the model minority. They’re not. I’m Asian and I know from experience with my family and other Asian families that we come from a very racist and xenophobic society. We even hate each other. The Japanese hate the Chinese. The Filipinos and Koreans hate the Japanese. So don’t go preaching to everyone about how we’re so perfect. Nobody is perfect. Every race has their history and their skeletons in the closet. And by the way, do some reading. Asians are not the most successful minority group. They may be the most educated, but that’s because of the racist American immigration policies of the past. Asian immigrants are already educated and relatively successful when they come to the US. Have you ever been to the shanty towns in places like Manila, Philippines, Seoul Korea, Mumbai, India, and look at how poor people are in China and North Korea. If they’re so superior why can’t they make their government work?
im always so saddened when I see the comments on these posts… because the actual articles are always so on point and hilarious, AND GODDAM True, but a bunch of fuckin suburban or rural inhabitants always comment saying shit like this isn’t accurate. IF YOU DONT GET THE JOKE, IT MEANS IT DOESN’T APPLY TO YOU… this is about white liberal urbanites… if you are not them or are not friends with them… this will go right over your head… in canada, if you don’t go to McGill, UofT, or UBC, chances are u need to increase ur exposure…. or if in high school somewhere downtown where faux-hipsters are constantly in ur face.
You don’t get invited to many parties, do you?
Wow. That’s big of you, to not have a problem with other minorities. Having a problem with anyone based solely on race is the definition of “racist”. Being Korean, white, Irish, black or any other ethnicity doesn’t mean it’s okay to rip on others based on skin color. I mean if you’re gonna dislike someone, do it on the basis of their individual personality or else you can expect the same in return.
Ummm. I don’t know what that comment was supposed to mean. Don’t bring African Americans into this. Show some respect! pleease.
since when does white liberal guilt prevented white people from saying anything? what, you want some brownie points for keeping your comments to yourself?
pleeeeeeze.
I’m about as rural as you can get, but this one is spot on. We have liberals in fly over states to fucker. See, I’m offended.
you’re reading it, therefore cant tell him to get a life when you dont have one of your own. loser. there
You do know that this site is written by a white guy, right? It’s called satire, everyone. Ya know, poking fun at one’s own racial group? Definitely nothing worth ranting about I’m-offended.
dont be a pussy.
hell yeah! fuck those seniors!
we are NOT the same, northeast asians are more evolved than anyother group of humans
http://www.harbornet.com/folks/theedrich/JP_Rushton/Race.htm
blacks are on the bottom, go figure.
i don’t care if YT people like me or not, i don’t care if i’m racist, and i really don’t care if i’m a minority.
i HATE black people, not becuase some TY hate them or they are a minority you ignorant ghetto”beeeotch”
you may know alot about asian hate, but I know you are not asian, you are black. I’ve been to south korea because I am korean, and nothing in korea can compare to the violence and crime of black american communties or black african countries, period.
“Africa was ahead of the curve on technology, art, mathematics and were pretty isolated from the rest of the world until Europeans and Arabs came in and pretty much destroyed their culture.”
OMG! I couldn’t stop laughing at this, you really dont know history then, another tall tale sign you are not asian.
“If they’re so superior why can’t they make their government work?”
wow… those governments work much better than your black african ones that are overun with rape, child prostitution, corruption, violence, and ignorance.
I know, becuase you are a ghetto bitch who can’t spell.
your welcome.
northeast asians may have become more ‘evolved’ but not certain Koreans….especially dumbassed bigoted koreans who buy into racial superiority theories…
hey mimi, I’m talking about you……beeeeotch.
so tell us your story mimi…..did a ‘black person’ take advantage of you?….did a ‘black person’ burned down your family store?…did you just have a bad experience with ‘black people’??
awww…..you know, I feel your pain….and I’m going to give you some comforting words….
GET OVER IT BEEEEEOTCH!
If you don’t like ‘black people’, then go back to Korea…..
You are correcting my spelling? Let me quote your spelling:
“i HATE black people, not becuase some TY hate them”…
I am quoting you B-E-C-A-U-S-E you are still a racist beeeotch.
YOU’RE (short for ‘you are’) welcome.
why are they called african american? people should only call you that if you came from africa, and as far as i know the majority of blacks were born in america… things to keep you up at night.
also some of you take this WAY too seriously–just found this site and think it’s high-larious.
This is so true.
We get our house painted every year, and haven’t so much as rinse a brush ourselves since 1987!
I LOVE YOU HECKLER! BRAVO!
first of all, just ignore flamers. second of all, one of the better ones i’ve read so far. everything i’ve heard says that american indians don’t care about team names like the redskins or indians, but there are all kinds of lawsuits about that and william and mary can’t use the feathers on anything anymore
“WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal…”
Ah, but that wasn’t written by northeast Asians, was it? Personally, I’ll take Thomas Jefferson over any “more evolved” equivalent. Hm, so, you allege that northeast Asians are more evolved than Africans and Europeans, right? If so, this further evolution has not garnered superiority, not in the least. If the fundamental philosophy of equality isn’t enough for you, let us look to the world stage. I present, on the one hand, the half-black, half-white President of the United States, Barack Obama. Who is his opponent in this comparison? His “more evolved” adversary? Why, it is, of course, famed northeast Asian leader, Kim Jong Il. Yes, these men may not be the norm, but if we look to Northeast Asia, and see communism in some areas, and totalitarian dictatorships in others. What countries come to mind for Northeast Asia? China, North Korea, South Korea, and Japan. China – Communist, and Oppressive. North Korea – Totalitarian Megalomaniac Dictatorship. South Korea – a relatively decent country, relied on the US to maintain independence, and as good as most passable countries. Japan – Technologically advanced, especially due to lack of military funding, as per the lack of military as existed before Japan’s unconditional surrender to the US in WWII, a fight which IT picked with the bombing of Pearl Harbor. This is not a very impressive array. This comment is NOT intended as a degradation of northeast Asians, but as pointing out the accomplishments of this region’s countries. There are worse (Britain), and more influential (US) tyrants. Most of Africa is in turmoil (thanks in large part to European meddling), and the general state of Humanity is pretty bad. Northeast Asia is not worse then the rest of Earth, as far as inhabitants go, but it is NOT better, either. Then again, evolution is just the change of life, so perhaps they did change a bit more, but not in a superior fashion. “There is only one race, the Human race.” HAHA!! I suppose that I must now be counted among the offended white people. Though it wasn’t anger at being offended that caused this reply, but laughter at the comment, boredom, and the slight challenge of throwing together an impromptu argument. A funny website, and certainly something to do while bored and unoccupied. I may have just proven this particular page’s point.
WE CAN TRAP THEM INSIDE MOUNT DOOM!
I can see your brain’s superior evolution has not helped you to be able to put a proper sentence together.
White people love the film underground…and Live Cinema!
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as opposed to white people not loving the film underground and….uh…..Dead Cinema??
uh huh……
Here’s how I know you’re some ignoramus who just read some biased articles on the internet and now you’re acting like some kind of misguided race crusader. You assume I’m black because I’m defending the right of native Africans to be xenophobic. I’m not black. I’m Filipino. You want to know a culture who has been destroyed by every other culture in the world, look at the Philippines. Throughout history it was the Chinese, Spanish, Americans and Japanese. Don’t tell me I don’t know history.
If my history of Africa is so wrong, then prove it. You keep spewing out your historical facts, but you can’t even back it up. Africa was “colonized” by the French, Dutch, and British. How can you colonize a land that is already occupied? By war, that’s how. I’m not even going to mention the kidnapping of Africans to be sold as slaves.
Do you think apartheid didn’t really exist in South Africa? What are you going to do next? Deny the Holocaust?
Yet another good post by SWPL…
Another site I look at for humor is http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com. It features articles, haikus, comics, and many other hilarious things.
I usually feel like torturing people who respond with that lame: “Excuse me”?
Then they’ll love Brainbooger.com!!
Ha ha ha ha….. from ‘not racist’ to ‘super not racist’
i love this
Barbra
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this post offends me
Live cinema! Who can put down an awesome live cinema performance?
soundcinema.wordpress.com
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their time and money preparing to be offended.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
Maybe me. But, uh — how old?
Hey, superior assholes don’t have time to bother with bourgeois sentence structure.
That ain’t so. I’m a white guy pretending to be white.
lol @ all the examples of this on these comments
Bloom County cartoon says it all:
http://www.gocomics.com/feature_items/explore?page=1&tag=20973&tag_name=offensensitivity
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You see white people? You’ve become obsessed with not being racist to the point where everything is considered racist by you. And the people of the very races you’re trying so hard to be not racist towards are making fun of you for it! They are laughing at you! Ever heard a group of blacks talking about whites? WAKE UP!
I would never call a black person African-American.. blacks are just as much a part of this country as white people are!! If you aren’t calling whites European-Americans then why say African-American? What like black people aren’t just a natural make up of this country or something?? Please!
The absolute worst white people who are the United States Department of Defense, the Congress, and these wing nut interns in Washington DC.
Remember when John Edwards was exposed as a two-timing cheater? Remember the governor of South Carolina, another cheater-
Their own community of white people are offended if people say bad things about them and they’re the worst. They’re alwasy willing to forgive, and the leave the entire voting public out of the picture like we don’t count. Like it’s their exclusive little club over there in Washington.
So everybody log onto http://www.stevegrimaud.com. This guy is my deadbeat ex husband who ran out on my daughter and lied to the Department of Defense for 30 years. His community in Washington DC just loves this jerk – and boy are they offended if I tell them their community leader is a deadbeat!
I’m the bad one – not him. So these people need a wake up call. After you read the information, be sure to call up the Community of Crofton Maryland and ask them what a big deadbeat is doing there – and then call up Diane Feinstein’s office in Washington DC and ask her what a deadbeat is doing working in national security.
Diane loves him, and is soooooo offended that anybody would insult him. Imagine that. A big deadbeat and everybody just loves him. Violated all the security regulations they have, you can’t get a security clearance and be a deadbeat
UNLESS YOU’RE A WHITE GUY WITH FRIENDS IN WASHINGTON DC.
Just found this site and I think it’s fantastic. I heard the Jamie Foxx speech about Michael Jacksons death and if any white person had said that it would be considered racist so it shows that there are double standards at play here.
I’m white, and I grew up with these white people, I thought I knew them.
They’re worse than I thought even. Let me tell you, if you belong to a family like this, and you don’t think like they think, they shun you – they never invite you to family activities, or reunions,
they pray for you that you’ll be healed – isn’t that the height of snobbery
I grew up in a family of white people, that are all too good for everybody else, and right now, nobody is even speaking to me and I grew up with these people
I got a divorce (oh my!) I lived in San Francisco with hippies (will the horror ever end) and I quit going to evangelical churches when I was about 18 years old.
These church people are nuts, and just like you said, these holier than thou, God-loving white people, can’t tolerate their fellow man, every infraction is looked on with disdain
and the infraction can be simply wearing jeans instead of a dress. How many times did I hear that one?
Is not being an evangelical Christian fundamentalist in this list? He should have a list of things White People hate to go along with this.
hahhahaha, so good. i love/hate white people
OK, I’m 62. I grew up white, in Watts. The Watts Riots? I was there. There were only a few white families in the entire town.
Then I went to college with the Black Panthers at Cal State.. Angela Davis was there. At the time, they wanted people to use the term African American, in honor of Africa – like Swedish Americans, and Polish Americans, and Italian Americans, and Irish Americans.
Whatever they as a community want to use, is just ok with me and I’ll go along with it. I’m not going to impose my own definitions.
I was just in South Berkeley 2 weeks ago, at the Swap Meet. There were people from Africa and America – whatever they come up with, is just fine with me. Just ell me what you prefer and I’ll use it. Put it on a bumper sticker.
This is their community, and they are entitled to come up with whatever they want to be known by. It’s a little tiring, but nothing I can’t handle.
People of African descent chose the term African American for themselves, it wasn’t forced on them.
Black is perfectly acceptable to many, but African American is, too.
The term is designed to remind African Americans as a group that their history did not begin as an enslaved people. It is not meant to imply they are less American.
It was Reginald Denny (after being pulled from his truck and beaten) who famously said, “Why can’t we all just get along?”
Rodney King said, “Come on guys, I’m not full of candy.”
Thought I’d clear that one up.
I feel for you Shari. You sound hurt. History shows you aren’t the only one. People have been using the religious mask to justify their intolerance, or their fear, or their egocentric manipulation, for centuries. The crusades, the spanish inquisition … the list goes on. But it’s not limited to christian cultures. People in all cultures and religions use the power-structures in their religion to control others around them.
Besides, the power-hungry “fundamentalists” are the hypocrites that Jesus often publicly rebuked. Indeed, by the very definition, hypocrites are NOT what they profess to be. A hypocritical person professing Christianity is NOT a Christian. I think it is unfair to tar all “fundamentalists” with the same brush. I know a lot of very committed Christians who are kind, forgiving, generous.
I certainly hope you get the chance to meet them and the God that they serve, and experience the difference between control and acceptance.
That’s a really sweet comment.
Religious fundamentalists are intolerant of others. They shun people who aren’t like themselves. They don’t even speak to people like me.
Just the other day, I was sitting in the park with my dogs, and admiring twin babies – mom took her new twins to the park.
It wasn’t 5 minutes before she got up and left because I didn’t go Praise Jesus every 2 seconds. These people are entirely insane.
I’m 62 years old. I have ministers in my own family. My husband is Catholic. I was raised Lutheran. I live right next door to the Crystal Cathedral. I know what religion is and I know what dogma is.
Don’t hang dogma on the cross. People who cannot acknowledge their fellow human beings and have to strut around thinking they’re better than everybody else, are hypocrites.
Wow Shari you are very bigoted against white christians. You seem full of hatred and bigotry. You have to become more tolerant in order to heal yourself.
Shari, they were both exposed as two-timing cheaters. I don’t see any double standard. Why are you so full of hate against groups of people? If a black person wrongs you, do you end up hating all blacks?
WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET I HATE BLACK PEOPLE?
YOU’RE INSANE, AND OBVIOUSLY YOU’RE WHITE BECAUSE YOU’RE A HOT HEAD AND YOU’RE OFFENDED
AND YOU’RE STUPID BECAUSE YOU CAN’T READ
I didn’t even read your comment – I considered the source,
but since you brought it up, white christian extremist nut job that you are…..
You’re a nazi. You don’t think I know that? You’re one of those wack nuts who think it’s 1933, and you love Hitler, and you want the 3rd Reich back, and there was no Holocaust.
Then you bait people to get into arguments with you.
Fruitcake: Hitler hated Germany. His archives were sealed for 50 years and were just opened to the researchers. They discovered his scientific documents. He exploded a test bomb over Berlin, during the war. Hitler figures, just let the Allies tear it down.
Hitler wanted to live in Paris numnutz. He thought Paris was beautiful. And he thought nazis and Germans were all illiterate stupid morons, in fact, he thought Germans were pigs.
Now if you take your general run of the mill nazi hate group christian right wing nut job white supremist, he’s covered in tatoos – Hitler never tattooed himself, and Hitler was not a Christian. Hitler admired Islamic principles, and although a number of SS officers became Muslims, Hitler himself remained a fundamentalist Lutheran.
I grew up fundamentalist Lutheran. The Lutheran churchs hid escaped nazis after WWII. I know because I met them.
The last person I knew that was a nazi, who was actually a really nice guy and more of a family man than my deadbeat ex husband who works at the NSA right now, blew his brains out in Berlin about 20 years ago, because he couldn’t live with the memories.
You are a dangerous person, and of course, you’re white. I am sending this group to spam. Have a nice life.
Yep…I am an…ahhh!….African-American person (I love this site!) who has offended “very culturally sensitive” European-American people by talking about the many ways in which a person like myself may be offended by other European-American people…when the whole point of the conversation was to promote even more cultural awareness and understanding so as to ward off any impending offensiveness. Jeezzus, people, don’t waste time speaking up for “the cause” when you are only vaguely knowledgeable about it. You do more harm than good…
Hilarious. It’s like if they’re tripping over there own two feet.
*Props to Christian and his Filipino friend for coming up with this.
One more thing:
The actual book is probably white people like as well. Hahaha
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white people are all about being offended, however, they love offending others—either terry nickell diming employees, being cheap, ripping someone off, etc….white people are just dorky and dopey. They love cheating, they love vespas, and they love buying overpriced condos/homes to show off to their poser friends. all for show, all artificial, built on lies, for show. for sho,
Hung lo.
White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
yes, i am quite dorky and dopey, and yes i do love offending others, but only on things that matter, i.e. their mothers, their extremely unattractive looks, and the fact that not only them but there fathers and grandfathers probably have small genetalia. i do not, however, cheat, buy overpriced condos and homes, or like vespas. they are pointless. “worry about yours, let them worry about theirs, and ill worry about mine.”
with love,
hung even lower
fo sho.
I love this stuff.
If you guys like this site, I think you might like another comedy site called http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com.
This one is Democratic Underground summed up in a nutshell!!!!
White people certainly don’t like Carlos Mencia, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.
Ironically, its the most inaccurate phrase to call black people.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=your_stupid_ideas
Blacks are black, not afro-americans, asians are orientals or mongoloids. enough of the PC garbage that stuff belongs in LALA land with all the wannabe actors and jokers/CONsultants
the Irony is that in trying to be non-racist, those in the vanguard of the political correct brigade in the 80’s exposed a deep racial prejudice by insisting on ‘coloured’ instead – i.e one does not want to highlight their disadvantage, that of being black.
African american was a better choice, had some historical accuracy (i.e africans brought to america) but now I believe we all can relax and just refer to black, being a subset of American society
Oh, and I find this comment offensive
Anybody with a brain or sense of humor doesn’t like Carlos Mencia. He is seriously unfunny.
Yes, we just all are all that. Every last one of us, all the same, all that, that’s all.
you never will. so be quiet. and not all black people mind if you call them black or african americans just don’t call them negros,niggas and colored.If they get offended then ask them what they’ll like to be called,its that simple. and some white people get offended if you call them white because they want to be called caucasion. And you would understand if your people were taken from their home to work and be abused and then set free and people just saying suck it up and get over it!Lots of blacks don’t know their past because no one cared and know african americans and africans don’t get along with eachother and we are always downing eachother and some try to be more white to be excepted into society. Because lots don’t won’t to be too black. thats why they bleach themselves,and some chemicals to straighten their hair even though it damages it. but we have to do get a job because braids are not excepted and it actually helps our type of hair. hello our hair is not the same as yours. okay thats what I have to say.Bye.
Hey, just where is the orient anyways? Is it near the subcontinent? Or perhaps Arabia? Persia? Mesopotamia?
Douche.
The LALAs are too busy driving rented cars and sleeping on sofas as they live 4 to a 2 bedroom apartamento. Stop being offended and start living, speaking your mind sheeple.
you seem offended…
I agree. If a black is born in Africa and possesses dual citizenship–THEN and ONLY THEN is that particular black person a legal “African American.” I have Irish blood, but I certainly can’t check the “Irish American” box on ethnicity or run around calling myself “Irish American” unless I was born in Ireland or I have an Irish citizenship as well as American.
To call blacks “African American” when there is no legal basis for that description is purely IGNORANT and by calling them AAs when they fail to refer to other groups of people based on their skin color (or lack thereof) Irish American, Indian American is showing more racism and being bias when that is what we’re trying to get away from doing.
People are people. Some white people suck. Some black people suck. Some Asians suck. Some Muslims suck. Some Christians suck.
Let’s be grown ups and knock off this “white people do this” and “black people do this” shit.
I’m white and your comments about white people are not true in my case. So, you’re a hypocrite for saying that ALL any group of people do anything. You’re more racist than the KKK that you’re pissed off about.
Hear Hear.
@White Chick:
You’re comments are dripping with the shameful fear of being labelled a racist while at the same to being a down-to-earth streetwise realist who is seperate from the mainstream viewpoint. You ARE the kind of person this blog talks about. You are a fuckstain. You will never be as hip as someone like myself.
Let’s listen to The Shins and chillax, yeah?
@Chow Main
No one has used the terms afro-american, orientals or mongoloids for ages.
The claim that African American & Asian are PC terms is the claim of a fool, and quite possibly an old fool at that.
The world is passing you by. You can either join in and evolve or crawl back into your hole where it is safe and no one will challenge your bone-deep ignorance.
this one i have to disagree with.
other races are often “offended”
just as much as white people claim
to be and i am particularly annoyed
when anyone claims to be offended
what’s next? A movement to legitimize the term “N*gg*r” to legal practice? “Hey, it’s heritage. In rap songs. Negro is still used in the UNCF’s initials and in the NAACP alphabet soup, you can find the term “Colored People”. Ridiculous? Yes, Offensive? yes and defamation of a group of people by promoting the legitimacy of a not-so-kind racial slur? YES. +
The word “African-American” is the most acceptable term to describe people of color, though the use is questionable in a “post-racial” world and the United States of America is where ethnic groups merged into a single nationality known as “Americans”. The term “Afro” is grammatically correct but has an “archaic” sound and evolved a “negative” meaning, despite US supreme court judge Thurgood Marshall in 1987 spoke of his preference for the “Afro” part of American, to indicate ones’ origin not being of an “African” nationality. +
I doubt you need to talk anti-Jewish stuff in here, but the proper term of hating Jews (a religion, not a race) is (bing) anti-Semitic. The word “Jew” when not used negatively or as a put down is still OK, although the Nazis’ star of david badge had a printed “Juden” is the closest thing to the N-word for some Jewish community leaders. In Europe for a period of time, the Jews were more called “Yisraeli-ites” to indicate their culture or religion is from Israel, a precursor to the “African-American” terminology to sound “polite” or even the “Native American” word was created to make lots of white people forget the historical treatment of “Indians”. +
Legally we’re still “white” because no serious social movement or political cause of celebre didn’t occur to make the term “gauche” or “taboo”. In older US Census records you still can find “negro” uncapitalized and “colored” with an emphasis of everyone is “white” or “American” except for anyone descended from a pre-Civil war era slave. +
I know where that church is at: Garden Grove right next to Anaheim, Santa Ana or Orange (easier to remember where Disneyland is). I happen to live in the Palm Springs area, now the retirement home of the archconservatism once dominated Orange county and suburban L.A. of the 1960s. I abhor religious fundamentalism nor I want to attend a church, but I still got religious beliefs about a few things and my agnostic secular mentality is more about being free to be myself as long I don’t hurt others, follow the law and treat people right: “the golden rule”. +
I want to offend the blogger: YOU HONKY, MALE CHAV PIG, SNOB, ALCHIE (what’s with the wine consumption?) and with a name like Christian: BIBLE-THUMPER. What will happen next? I’m gonna be sued by this guy, he’ll be like “OMG! I’m so offended! Wah! wah! that not nice. you being meanie. I get a lawyer to sue you. Panic! Manic! I need a psych/shriek/medi. Dont say that, you hurt me feelings. Boo hoo. You hate monger nazi racist bigot”. Those angst-ridden, anxiety-driven yuppie office workers in need of more Prozac or oyxcontin from the street mixed in with Jack daniels and a few “pep pills” full of meth. +
The first amendment of the US constitution does not allow legislation to ban words or to fully curb freedom of speech. Obscene, profane, vulgar or “hateful” speech depends on how it’s used, how others view it or the morals/ethics and values of a given community. In a blog, the owner owes it: private property, the legal right to filter out certain words or phrases. This is more like a PG-13 rated movie showing in a theatre a few blocks from a Junior high/Middle school, and technically speaking: Mr. C Lander is not black but hates the “N word” and it comes to show he is definitely white! +
Are today’s Democrats a reincarnation of dead confederate soldiers of the Dixiecrat south…or revived Socialists out of their graves from the old Soviet Union? and white privilege given to souls of SS nazi guards? I’m starting to get scared (goose bumps, shivers and shifting eyes), or the alien body snatchers after they consumed the other hosts (the GOP/ Republicans). They need fresh blood to suck on like the parasitic scum worms they are. SWPL is a haunted relic of a shameful past we wish to forget, but we haven’t learned from our mistakes in the past: we’re doomed to repeat ’em. +
..and to continue (my apologies), when I was age 10-11 with Mom in her car, she was approached by a brown-bearded middle-aged white guy who was passing out religious pamphlets. I was kinda laughing at his weird or awkward attitude, then Mom is like “you know he’s autistic” and he said “God cursed you with him being born like it”, then Mom was furiously mad & was replying on his ignorance, she stepped on the pedal & drove away.
My own parents went to churches when they are younger, but hadn’t gone in years…and I grew up in a “Christian” but non-church-going home. Dad was raised Catholic, Mom was formerly Baptist, therefore I wasn’t baptized out of Mom winning the argument over carrying on Dad’s infant baptismal tradition (not sure where it’s gonna be held). +
I manage to take 3 minutes of my time to read her story on Steve Grimaud is in Washington working to “defend the US” from an invasion, terror attack or Santa Claus’ sleigh over the NORAD base in Thule, Greenland. But what kind of man abandoned his wife & kids…and my state senator Dianne Feinstein took his side? What if you proved to her you’re telling the truth? I’m terribly sorry about the guy, except your web site with his name on it: the link don’t work 😦
I admit to come from a family of Democrat voters who voted for Feinstein instead of cheatin’ Pete and his Democrat-in-disguise Grey-out Davis in bed with both of them, also with his cousin Maria Shriver married to Ah-nold. I wonder if sen. Boxer is gonna get disciplined for angering the president of the NAACP (forgot his name) in the Alternative energy summit last month (audio available on the Sean Hannity web site). Feinstein defended Boxer for her act normally cost jobs for “insensitivity” as an offense. +
The Watts riots, like the South Central riots was caused by black racism not just white racism: In Watts, some blacks went after small stores ran by Jewish white owners, while the South Central riots was full of looting/burning Korean-owned stores to a point the owners had semi-automatics & stood on top of buildings or in front of doors to protect ’em.
The Black panthers, along with the American Indian Movement or the “La Raza” cause, were not only militants but somewhat admired for standing up for their minority group community…like civilian militias during the American revolution. But they preach violence, terrorism, harming police officers & wanted a “race war”, as well are racial separatist groups who had members shout “kill whitey”. +
Good thing you grew up knowing right from wrong, dealt with the worst kind of people: racists, fundamentalists & your ex-husband (shame on him) for deserting your family. The blogger pretends he’s too young enough to ever lived in the 1960’s when racism went unchecked, sexism kept most wifes stuck at home and religious fanatics made everything about normal casual sexuality a “sin”. C. Lander was most likely born between 1970 and 73 (want a bet?), or he never got a good grade in school history courses.
Btw, my bro raises a 9 year old boy on his own for 6 yrs. after his ex-Girlfriend took him (he was 9 mos. then) to Ohio to live with him for 3 yrs. The Cal. state family court and child custody services awarded custody of him back to his father and “grandma”, not be neglected or rejected again. Whoever leaves their spouse or children behind, but could get employed in the US government circa 1980 when the laws against deadbeat dads are different, is repgunant. Shari, contact FOX News or MSNBC to share the story. +
Everyone is racist, it is a human condition. Racism is assuming knowledge of someone based on appearance: I once assumed a black man was American when I was lost in a Paris subway, I judged him based on the color of his skin-that makes me a racist. I don’t assume I am smarter, stronger ethically or morally superior than anyone else, yet sometimes I slip and make judgments about others based on appearance; when I do this I am not always aware of it, but when I become aware of it I endeavor to make amends and not repeat that behavior.
What I am not is a bigot; someone who thinks they are superior to another human being based on their culture or race.
I share the complexion and sex of a lot of evil bastards; Hitler, Stalin, Custer these people committed crimes several years before I was born and I acknowledge that people of color are still feeling the results of the crimes that these evil pricks committed on their victims’’ ancestors, but it was not me that committed these crimes, and I will not be goaded into a reactionary bigoted response, as I have no reason to feel an guilt for those past crimes.
If you really want to change the world start with yourself, admit your flaws, overcome your ignorance, and investigate what causes you fear. Never back down from a fight and don’t lie, cheat or steal. Oh ya, try not to respond too seriously to idiotic posts found on the internet after a night of heavy drinking, you may regret it when you sober up…
You obviously do not know the definition of racism:
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
Your judgement on the black man in paris was a BIAS, not racism. BIAS is a human condition, NOT RACISM.
bias |ˈbīəs|
noun
1 prejudice in favor of or against one thing, person, or group compared with another, usually in a way considered to be unfair.
While I agree with most of your statement, I believe that you are wrong when it comes to the belief that all of us are racist.
Racism is TAUGHT, not inborn.
“You will never be as hip as someone like myself.”
Man, I hope you are trying to be sarcastic here. The thought of someone being self-proclaimed as “hip” and then using “chillax” in the next sentence is hilarious, but then again, I live in San Francisco, which is full of “more-PC-than-thou” idiots who would probably write the above post with absolutely no knowledge of the irony.
Side question: Is “African American” more of a racial identity designation than it is a racial designation? Otherwise, would Obama be Caucasian-African-American?
I don’t understand how white people can get so offended so easily, and still like Bob Marley, Yoga, Whole Foods, and being “Green”. White people make the worst hippies EVER. ):
I don’t get offended very easily, neither when the offense is directed at myself or someone else. The state of constantly being offended is not really common among just white, black, etc., people. It is rampant among a particular quasi-political persuasion more than anything. One of the greatest things that could happen ot America would be for people to grow up and stop getting offended by EVERYTHING. Don’t go looking to get offended.
I get offended when anyone says “I’m a stupid autistic idiot savant” for my autism, “a low-class mishap white kid” of my lower-middle class upbringing and “a descendant of a race expected to be dead” due to my American Indian ancestry. I feel they are offensive statements to me, as I don’t want people hurl insults at me for any reason. Everyone doesn’t want to be offended, then again in the P-C world we live in, we’re afraid of being sued for discrimination all the time. +
yeah right. white people are way better at ignoring the suffering of others than being offended on their behalf. whoever wrote this isn’t intelligent or thoughtful enough to realized that everybody has to actively fight the cultural racism/sexism/selective oppression that gives white folks the vast advantage in our society. they’d rather blame “others” for their own shortcomings (“if those damned ______ weren’t taking our jobs/healthcare/education/whatever, I could get ahead.”)
and this piece of trash literature trying to spread the two most virulent social diseases, ignorance and apathy, is the proof.
that’s great! that’s a good line! although, it appears some people on this forum think that genocide falls under the category of “heroic”. it’s amazing that we can all coexist in this wonderfully inclusive country, isn’t it? i’m just glad that murder is illegal, because i’m pretty sure conservatives would be alright with killing thier opposition if it was governmentally sanctioned (like it was at the time of those massacres).
Greetings from a “half-breed” white-American Indian mixed person, it’s interesting to know both the terms mulatto and half-breed are held as sometimes offensive to other (white) people. The trendy choice of words “biracial/multi-racial American” are supposedly used to indicate education, sophisication, respect or tolerance (whatever) of people of two or more races. Tiger Woods called himself on occassion a “CauBlainAsian” as in a combined Caucasian/Black American Indian/Asian person by his parental heritage. +
Glenn Beck spouts a bunch of baloney on white liberals and socialists are the inventors of racism, national socialism and godless atheism, to further pain the Democrats are “evil” and the Republicans aren’t. Who was the political party to opposed civil rights reform legislation in the 60s and gained a wide load support of white conservative Southern states? You guessed it, “southern strategy”. +
No way, the blog may get taken down for offending people. Is most comedy racially charged or not PC? Jokes about racial groups, gender identity or sexual orientation, and religious discussions end up with a laughable punchline. +
Clinton, how nice for you to drop by (are you Bill or Hillary?) Obama was a community organizer in south Chicago in his younger days. It’s best not to bring up offensive subjects to people you don’t know, and when you have friends you like to be around, try not to browbeat them with things they aren’t gonna discuss or appreciate you “mocking” them and hurting their feelings. +
The photo shows the woman’s face (under her nose) point at you…did you comment about no woman will be elected president? Oh my, any male will never dare to say that to any female they know of (i.e. wife, sister, daughter, niece or mother), that is the other half of the human race. +
I think this is pretty accurate because most of the white people I know get offended when I say things about other races that aren’t even racist. They do blame others for their shortcomings but they also get offended for the reasons above.
I find it hilarious that the negative comments are from white people. Are you…..”offended”? LOL!
Anyone recall an incident on national TV 6 mos. ago when the term “colored people” was used on the air? It was related to the NAACP centennial anniversary, but we came a long way for society never use the word…except its what the “CP” stands for. +
I honestly actually think this strictly must be referring to white Americans in the homophobic/sexist piece. I have never met a white person in any other country except the USA who was offended by such things…in fact they found it hilarious and were able to take most of it as fact.
That’s the problem, isn’t it? This whole wordgame is like fashion, except if you fall off, you’re not seen as unfashionable, but as disrespectful or ignorant.
Any anti-racist who thinks this is helping their cause is truly ignorant. It protects fewer sensibilities than it creates white nationalists.
Most things on this blog are US white centered.
I understand how some can be about Canadians or Europeans, but a large amount are impossible outside of America (Ivy League, San Francisco, New York Times…) It could be retitled “Americans are Dumb.”
Offensive jokes not to say:
“What can a pizza do but a black man can’t: A pizza can feed a family of four”.
“Have you heard of a black guy on that’s Incredible?: He had a job and knew who’s his father.”
“What’s black, yellow and falls down a cliff: A school bus full of black kids.”
“How does a wealthy white guy gets hurt? He has tennis elbow.”
“What do you call a Jewish football game: To get the quarter back.”
“You heard UFO sightings peak around Mexican holidays? Those illegal aliens need to go back to their world”.
“How come the Cuban national swim team didn’t show up in the olympics?: They all swam north.”
“What’s a Puerto Rican credit card called? A knife”.
“What is a rich American Indian? He carries around a blanket and a wooden nickel in his denim jean pocket.”
and “Why was the Arab men so unhappy? His jacket didn’t go off or didn’t explode.” +
One more (sorry, I forgot the Asian race the blogger likes so much), a ton of jokes are said about them yellow people:
“How does the Chinese kids in class get so ahead in test scores? They look over white kids’ papers through slanted eyes…you can’t tell they’re cheating.” +
Wow, I can’t believe the comments that people post. I’m not going with offended but just shocked at how mentally stunted some people are. I get some hate mail at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com but the things people write here are outrageous. Congratulations Internet for allowing people complete freedom without consequences!
You are a disgusting racist bastard.
I may not not be asian but I still do not like you.
Yet another great post.
If you guys out there are looking for another humor site to read, check out http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com. It’s similar to the Onion.
Thanks for the accompliment, Taylor…as you can see you’re offended, and being what it is the internet, you knew I was talking nonsense about groups of people, not my real opinion. I don’t like racism, plus the jokes about whites and American Indians (I’m 1/4 or 1/5th). I was about to go off on the “an Italian, an Englishmen and a Frenchmen” joke on how they flirt in a sidewalk cafe, from my own paternal French side, a la Pepe le Pew and detective Clouseau. +
mexicans==grass cutters, laborers, blowers, garbage cleaning
asiatics==studying, colleges, science, laboratories, hello kitty
indians==smelly food, slurpy’s, 7-11s, smelly house, medicine
whites=volvos, office work, gadgets, watching lots tv/”news”
blacks==free college, cheaters, no threshold for self control,POd
irish==drunk, stupid, drunk, stupid, Boston
yeah uh huh
you are too funny! those stereotype jokes are so true!
tag-dumbass loser who has a dildo stuck too far up his ass.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Pretty offensive stuff
I honestly dont know why peopel bother reading this garbage.
I stuggle day in day out, and yes I am easily offended. But that is all a part of struggle. I would appreciate it is you guys would lay off a bit hey
I got a joke or two for you yeah uh huh, don’t want you to miss out on the fun.
“What is long and hard full of seamen? Besides a submarine, the dick shoved up yeah uh huh’s ass”
“What happened when dirty ass yeah uh huh went to take a bath? The water jumped out and said I will wait til you’re finish”
“You hear about yeah uh huh’s family reunion? It will air next week on the tv show Jail.”
“What can a pizza do that yeah uh huh can’t? Make an intelligent statement.”
“What do yeah uh huh and a fisherman have in common? They are both master baters.”
“Why is yeah uh huh so unhappy? His black teenage boss demoted him from flipping burgers to fries.”
“Why is yeah uh huh considered rich? He is always getting large deposits in his mouth from men he sucks off.”
Speaking of large deposits, I am about to deposit a mighty load in your mouth too bitch, shut your racist, gay ass up.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
WTF….. seriously
Grow up, and get a real one
Edmund Tranny
You are so stupid, no wonder your dumbass would laugh at those stupid jokes by yeah uh huh. Dumbasses of a feather get buttfucked together.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Yeah uh huh, you are not slick you racist dumbass. What the hell are you talking about when you say your (1/4th or 1/5th)….?…. what is that suppose to mean. I will help you out. You are 100% dumbass. I was’nt offended by your jokes, someone has to have some level of intelligence to offend me. Guess what, you don’t have to worry about that now do ya. First you still someone else’s name, then your boring ass diatribes you write in the name are humor and satire are only worthy of putting someone to sleep from boredom. Face it, your a dumbass. You need to just
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Oh sorry, I got one more for you beeeotch, I just could not resist giving you one more to grow on yeah uh huh.
“How does yeah uh huh get ahead in class? He unzips the teachers trousers under the desk and sucks what rises”
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Im gay and find all of this offensive
You included
Hey Mike Booth, who cares. Not I so get over it.
😉
As in my grandfather came out of an Indian reservation in Oklahoma, one of those states where racists completely ran the state governments. He had a full-blood mother, but a 1/4 Indian father also of Scottish ancestry. What does that make him 2/3rds? The blood quantum degree legality issue is a huge problem among millions of mixed-blood white/Indian people, and the Cherokee Nation’s part-black Cherokee freedmen issue on whether or not grant them tribal membership went on for 40 years. +
That was very interesting and informing yeah uh huh, I understand your point of view more clearly now. Not only are you a idiot, but your a MUTT too. Being a mutt does not give you the right to be-little your fellow man. That just aint very loving. I hope your gramps see your written handy work so that he can shove a peace pipe up your butt.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Damn, man, they’re just jokes! Leave him alone and “put alil love in your heart” by letting it be! Go do something else! I found those funny and I’m not racist/ a dumbass.
No J, you are not only a racist and a dumbass, but you are also a Jackass. Get it, J as in Jack-ass. LOL
You don’t think that was funny, tough shit. I do and that’s all that matters.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Anyone up for good ol’ fashioned ethnic jokes from a time we forgotten? Here are like 6 of them I heard of:
“What’s an Irish wedding and a funeral? One less drunk”.
“What’s big, black, and has white keys sit there in a living room? An Italian grandmother”.
“How do German people tie their shows? In Nat-zis.”
“The best of French cuisine: Eating babies and drinking pee.”
“The motto of the Greek Army in the Falkland Islands war. Save the sheep.”
“How a Black man signs his name: X
A Polish man signs his name: X ski. “
Nice of you, tag to offend everyone and you demonstrate a hatred of humanity. You could do a list of gays, lesbians, women, men, transies and gender stereotypes, they are worth the controversy of offending someone. Hey you heard of a joke why women love to wear white on their wedding day? It matches the kitchen appliances.”+
LoL! White jokes are the best, tell me more please 😀 We need more humor in the world when a black man is elected president and the world’s largest economy is China ruled by Asians. I knew a few Canadian jokes, but I don’t want to get in trouble in consideration of the blogger’s nationality.+
I ain’t one dumbass or racist either, an overused term on anyone who simply talks about race or social issues. How about your college professor? Is he a racist? Nope…they got to be smart, qualified or know the subject. And is a politician like Sen. Barbara Boxer ticked off the leader of the NAACP a month ago. Is she a racist? I don’t think so. +
For the record, I am not talking about any of my college professors or Sen. Barbara Boxer, I am talking about YOU. The term is not overused, especially when it is being used approprietely. The fact that you enjoy saying not so loving things about other races with no remorse and then you cowardly attempt to hide under the cover of “Im not a racist”. Sorry yeah uh huh, yes you are. And a not so bright racist at that.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
ps
“yeah uh huh on August 24, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Anyone up for good ol’ fashioned ethnic jokes from a time we forgotten? Here are like 6 of them I heard of:
“What’s an Irish wedding and a funeral? One less drunk”.
“What’s big, black, and has white keys sit there in a living room? An Italian grandmother”.
“How do German people tie their shows? In Nat-zis.”
“The best of French cuisine: Eating babies and drinking pee.”
“The motto of the Greek Army in the Falkland Islands war. Save the sheep.”
“How a Black man signs his name: X
A Polish man signs his name: X ski. “
Just because you know some white jokes, don’t make you any less a racist. It makes you a bigger IDIOT.
😉
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15 above – Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
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10 below – People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below – Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below – Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below – Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below – Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below – Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173 below – Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.
297 below – Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below – ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying”Cold’nuff for ya?”
500 below – Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
I’m beginning to think the blogs are just a tease. It’s the comments that really keep people coming back for more. So the blog is a stereotypical view of whites. Okay, so what? Are there not stereotypes for every race out there? I’m fairly sure none of the entries are meant to be blanket statements, but wouldn’t “Stuff White People, You Know, In General, Like” be a less catchier title?
It amazes me, constantly, that everything still comes down to racial factors. I’ve never understood tagging the ethnic origin onto “American”. I’m German by ethnicity, but do I tell everyone I’m “German-American”? No. Why? Because I’m not. I’m an American. Period, end of sentence.
And yet, we (I’m speaking of white people now) are consistently and constantly being accused of racism merely because we are, in fact, white. Take, for instance, “Pride” t-shirts. Black pride, brown pride, yellow pride (is there such a thing?) – these t-shirts are allowed in American schools without issue. However, were a white person to wear a white pride shirt, it would commented on at the least.
With a German background, my ancestors have done some not so pretty things to other races. However, I, myself, have not. So why do their actions, of which I had no control over, dictate that I should be considered a racist purely because I’m white?
Plain and simple, the world is full of colors, people are people everywhere and life goes on.
“still someone else’s name…”??? LOL!
I think you will find by definition you are actually german-american.
So if people ask that should probably be your resopnse.
I’m sensing your ashamed of that and thats why your denying the fact, but you shouldnt be. Just be proud of who you are – german-american
Hilarious! What I also find hilarious is the ad by Google: “looking for a beautiful Asian bride?” with white man holding Asian lady. Anyone offended? That’s irony right there. Hahahahaha.
you seem like some stuck up white person. i’m sensing your’e an asshole and need to let people express their views in a friendly and relaxed forum such as this.
The “fly over” states is a land in need to be pillaged, but don’t tell that to the folks of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Idaho or wherever it is landlocked. Californians moved to the mountain west so much, any car caught with a California license plate may get defaced. What’s offensive is the idea of “small town” life is yuppies from Cal. move to Utah or Colorado in belief everything is “all white” when in fact the locals don’t want the “urban blight” taken with them get in a way of their lifes. +
More people were born between 1946 and 1964 than after, and most Americans are over age 40, we had a baby bust until the late 1980s. The life expectancy is 80 thus the age or generation gaps we have in America will get votalite in the years ahead. Social security is drying up, the life span for our children is shortening and the majority of Americans are “white” are dying/aging/graying. Demographers are not the kind of people we want to associate with by bringing up controversial issues on there are less white-Caucasians and we must have 2.4 kids to keep the USA going. +
Maybe America can turn fascist or communist, when torture (not the water drip kind) will be used to justify a right-wing or left-wing extremist agenda. Americans, deep down in their minds, want a homogenous classless society free of differences of race, class or religion. Just suspend the US constitution, repeal the Civil Rights act and do away with presidential elections. We’re in a very serious recession, losing the war on terror and the idea of a black man in office does offend the most whitest of the whites. I just described Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union, where to be a Jew was a crime…and Jews were banned. How come? the Jews are allegedly different from everyone else: faith, race, culture, language, identity, wanting their homeland and want to be treated equally. Now the Nazis thought Jews are commies, the Commies thought Jews are nazis, and both of them accused them of socialism, capitalism, racial diversity, gender equality and (gasp) American democracy. +
i am no racist but i absolutely hate faggots. do you understand you will go to hell? what should gay parents teach their kids, to not be so god damn gay or what?
Another thing: Christian (Justin) is said to be Jewish and Canadian (don’t inform the Nazis) and to have a Filipino or “colored/Oriental” friend (don’t inform the klan). What’s next? they are a “gay” couple (don’t inform the Westboro Baptists) who live together. The last one wasn’t true, forgive me but you get my point how sarcastic this is. +
Evangelical Christians got a bad wrap in the 1970s & 80s with the Moral Majority, neo-conservative politicans using their faith in Jesus to win votes against liberal “immorality” and the strong stance in traditional ethics/values most of us just don’t follow anymore. “We don’t believe in divorce” is gonna make people ask questions about your faith and belief, but more Americans (and white people, of course) are divorcing in the name of personal freedom while the impact on their incomes, children and overall future, is very great (often negative) and permanent. Is this why most Evangelical Christians, as well most Catholics and other faiths oppose divorce in a way they feel about abortion and gay rights?+
Now about gender: men are afraid of flirting to a woman they just met and find attractive, because it offends her. I know about how to attract members of the opposite sex without rudeness or perception of them as “sex objects”. Liberals alike conservatives have a strict idea of how to relate with the opposite sex, they both want no “smut” or “dirt” and oversexualizing of a romantic relationship. Except one quotes the bible, the other a N.O.W. platform. +
The Information Highway must be a name for the white race repopulating project. For white Americans, Europeans and other white majority countries to keep out immigration or prevent whites/non-whites from marrying each other. I’m not sure the white race will go extinct in 100 years, but the current demographic trends in north America and Europe convince me how more racially mixed/diverse we’ll be soon. +
Most likely a non-English speaker trying to write in English. I seen alot of those on the internet, such as message boards. Normally, I go into French or Spanish language sites with an installed translator software program. Also use spell check please to make sense on here (to miranda). +
Hey Mike Booth, last I checked, nobody asked you.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Hey Tag, as in tagged in the butt with a 30″ dildo, shuddap already. If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you, you lil HOMO, excuse me, undercover HOMO. The one thing I hate more than a racist, is a dumb, redneck racist with a bad memory of their words and too dumb to realize that not everybody falls for their I’m not a racist bull. Membah deez words gimp
tag on August 23, 2009 at 10:54 am
mexicans==grass cutters, laborers, blowers, garbage cleaning
asiatics==studying, colleges, science, laboratories, hello kitty
indians==smelly food, slurpy’s, 7-11s, smelly house, medicine
whites=volvos, office work, gadgets, watching lots tv/”news”
blacks==free college, cheaters, no threshold for self control,POd
irish==drunk, stupid, drunk, stupid, Boston
And your not a racist? Well possibly. You being a IDIOT, definetly.
put alil love in your heart
😉
like I care………
😉
Lol in the absence of having any cultural slurs thrown at them, what better to do then pick up the slack on a group of peoples that have been put down? I think it has spurred simply out of not being included in the name game. They just wanna join in on the pain of ‘our’ people.
Ooookkkaaaayyyy
Nobody asked you, racist, homophone
Hey enigma, last time I checked your not an enigma at all!!!
Haha wanna-be. seriously what sort of a name is that?
Hey Mike B, suck a fat di…………(sigh) I guess that would not work on because you said you ARE gay. Damn, I can’t even shove my nuts in your mouth cause you may like it. 😦 Up yours……nope, not insulting to you either. This sucks. Wait a minute, I know just what to say to you, screw TAGS mom, everybody else has. No worries, I will think of a more appropriete insult for you later.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Shweta, that is just plain ignorance. I grew up in an all black neighborhood, in almost an all black city and encountered PLENTY of racial slurs. It is also ignorant to suggest that white people have no culture when the majority of white people still maintain ties to the country of their family’s origin. Stuff White People Like is fun satire, but it isn’t an invitation to be an idiot.
You cant insult me because I am 100% right
You are not an enigma at all, you proably wish you were but your not.
PS how do you know so much about my private life?
As for tags Mom, thats just offensive, he wouldnt say that sort of stuff about you.
I think yuo need to grow up……….. and change that name while your at it
No way ho-say
Hey tag look at the comments above
The ‘enigma’ is indulting your Mom
I tried to stick up for you because your hot but I dont know
Just wanted to let you know
Hey Mike Booth, your a dumbass. I could insult you typing with one hand tied behind my back. I don’t insult gay people unless they deserve it. I showed your flower ass alil mercy and you prove that no good deed goes unpunished. Look FAGGOT, you are defending someone who said this to you,
“Mike Booth on August 23, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Im gay and find all of this offensive
You included
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tag on August 25, 2009 at 11:45 pm
i am no racist but i absolutely hate faggots. do you understand you will go to hell? what should gay parents teach their kids, to not be so god damn gay or what?”
It’s on this page dumbass, scroll down and take a look. I hate stupid faggots like yourself. I don’t have a problem with gays, just YOU. You are the definition of a true bitch ass gump. Oh yeah, more shame for you to think about…..
“Mike Booth on August 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Pretty offensive stuff
I honestly dont know why peopel bother reading this garbage.
I stuggle day in day out, and yes I am easily offended. But that is all a part of struggle. I would appreciate it is you guys would lay off a bit hey
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tag on August 25, 2009 at 11:34 pm
you seem like some stuck up white person. i’m sensing your’e an asshole and need to let people express their views in a friendly and relaxed forum such as this.
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Mike Booth on August 27, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Ooookkkaaaayyyy
Nobody asked you, racist, homophone
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Mike Booth on August 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Hey tag look at the comments above
The ‘enigma’ is indulting your Mom
I tried to stick up for you because your hot but I dont know
Just wanted to let you know”
YOU LIL FAGGOT. And I mean that in the bad way, suck a dick and choke. I hope Fag, my bad, Tag rip you a new one.
put alil love in your heart dumbass
🙂
i like to drink cat urine!
I know that I am a loser and nobody respects my opinion. For the last couple days, I have been stealing enigma, uh huh, louiecoolgato, etc, etc. I have single handedly ruined a blog site with my ignorance and stupidity. I have no life, I just sit here in my moms basement trying to think of clever things to say, but I never do. I hate my life, I secretly wish I were born black and I also wish I voted for Obama. I apologize Mr Enigma for smearing your good name, I will attempt to not do it again, but you know, sometimes, idiots like myself can’t help doing the things we do. I’m like a mad dog, I just…..do. Please forgive me for making a fool out of myself, all of you on this site, I apologize.
ps, Mr Enigma, you don’t have to tell me, I know, I got your nuts in my mouth.
Hey Mike Booth, take a look at my butt, you can kiss it Loser.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
“As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.”
Yes, and right now the American Humanitarians are best friends with Palestinians and they are “protecting” them from the mean Israelis. Ten years ago, they charged ahead with the “adopt-a-gay-man” movement. Ironically enough AIDS has gone up 33% among homosexual men over the past decade. It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that all these “Graces” weren’t involved with the previous generation of “Wills” who dropped like flies from AIDS and therefore they paraded this new generation of gay men around in rainbow covered flags, could it? Nah. I mean, it’s obvious they knew there was more to a gay man than just his sexuality.
look, a white person being offended!!
now it’s my turn.
“an almost all black city?” what the fuck are you talking about?
So … you’re angry about *what* now?
The decade’s “swing group” or the kind the white majority feels sympathy for is the Muslims after 9/11, in the 90s it was the Mexicans, the 80s was the Asians, the 70s was the Gays, the 60s was the Blacks and the 50s was the Jews. Can we go back to wanting be “Indian”, “Irish”, “Italian” or god knows, “Israeli” and expect everyone who’s not your kind to not say a word about you whenever you’re around? +
I came upon this today thanks to links posted all over the site: the right for white folk to say the “N-word” doesn’t exist…and parents in today’s post-racial America figure out how to instruct their children not to say the word in any context, and why a person of color can without restraint.
http://blogs.babycenter.com/momformation/2008/07/24/the-n-word-whos-allowed/
Cats took offense to what you said. Cats fought hard to be allowed in restaurants, department stores or libraries. We love cats…cat liberation…cat power! +
haha yes because blacks don’t get their anuses to the point where it could crush diamonds when something “offends” them (and by extension ALL black people).
What a chucklefuck.
Also we don’t have assholes in cheap suits calling themselves “reverend” running to our defense over every tiny incident that involves a black person and going on a month long tangent about it.
The one thing we know about freedom of speech and expression has limits, don’t offend anyone with them. But we can’t tell who we offended until it’s too late. When one discusses things with an ability to offend a group of people, it’s time to be prepared for offending anyone at all. +
Thanks for sharing informations.Looking forward to more stuff.
Ahahahaha so true.
It’s funny how much white people tiptoe around mentioning race, and if they ever say anything race-related they give you that glance like “omg I hope I didn’t offend you.”
…little boys…
that’s odd, because everyone i know doesn’t give a damn if someone is being offended. In some cases they actually start offending others just for sh**s and giggles.
agreed
Everyone is allowed to say the “N-word”. Hell, I typed it before but the post never showed(damn Politically Correct websites)
The next entry needs to be “trying to appear like you’re not racist”
Trust me, white people are TERRIFIED of saying the wrong thing around black people (Sorry, African-Americans. Please don’t think I’m racist) because of the 1% chance that it may be perceived as racist.
How to be politically correct at the workplace is a guide to office etiquette and diversity training, esp. the clip was made on the historic day when Barak Obama was elected president. I guess the tension about a black man, another Democrat and of Islamic heritage can enter a workplace environment. Also the hot issues of gay rights, bilingualism, cultural clashes and religious practices must be “avoided” except it’s up to wealthy white PC police (your boss and the EEOC) decide what to do with “undiscussable” matters. +
Whatdayaknow? An older black woman has the “wisdom” no young white male possessed in issues/matters of talking about diversity.
Why can’t we have someone else like a blue-skinned/ teenage/gay/metrosexual/transgendered/blind/deaf/one-handed/immobile/autistic/psychopathic/pagan/Messianic Jew/Italian/Korean/Apache/Armenian/Eskimo instead? +
Because Maya Angelou isn’t dead yet.
Jason, the blogger lives outside the US (Canada) and have their own laws regarding freedom of speech. It seems you can write the “F” word with ease, since most web sites will have a bad-word filter to block the entire word. +
just shut the fuck up, will you?
…just shut the fuck up, will you?
Did i tell everybody that I’m a certified autistic, dick in the ass loving cali boy? Oh, and I love little boys and their puppies.
goooooooooooooood
You should not have started all that racial shit Mikey. It seems that you thought you can bully with your stereotypes, but it backfired on ya!
What’s the difference between you talking about african americans like you do and I’m talking about you with a disability?
Same bigoted shit, different groups.
Stop your bullshit and I’ll stop mine.
Man, I should have listened to the video I posted, maybe I would’nt be in the position I am in. Bent over with my pants down. Sucks to be me.
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
🙂
Here’s a site that will OFFEND: http://makefunofmyfriends.com
Mike D. is an unemployed jaded white man. Sad to see brown people doing better than u huh?
Uh Smartfoot, so what if I’m an unemployed white man? I can always work at night selling my ass to white boys like you. If you got five dollars, you too can have my ass for an hour, big boy.
wink.+
As long as Burger King is hiring, I will always have a job. +
Funny and well written.
hahaahha very well written.
This is so true, a subclass of this people are those who write to newspapers trying to outdo each other in what they find offensive. But real white people don’t say “I was offended..’; they say ” I was dissapointed ..” Every time you see a letter to the editor that includes the word ‘dissapointed’ , you can be sure it is from somebody who gets a huge pleasure from finding things wrong.
Ah, and white people never ‘don’t know’ something, they just ‘aren’t sure’ about it; and they never don’t understand what’s going on, they just get ‘confused’.
Right no affence to any of you !
But to be honest black and white people are equal. White people do not know some things and yes they can get affended easily.
thank you for providing a perfect example of the passage above, Ms. i’m ganna put my 2 cents in to make myself feel better
@Righteous Guru
Sir, I find your depiction of spiritual masters as people who flippantly disregard justified outrage highly offensive.
If you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.
Ben, you’ve offended me with your statement!
ha!
they died
Hey White Girl,
once you learn to spell offend correctly you may state your opinion. It’s hard when mommy isn’t here to proofread your work, isn’t it?
Anyway, for the sake of keeping you from dire embarrassment, I suggest you buy yourself a portable little Webster 😀
Speaking of being offended, I read about two So. Carolina state senators apologized for a newspaper editoral remark about Jewish frugality. What they said about Jews are said to be negative stereotypes and carry a weight of historical anti-Semitism behind them, such as “Jews’ penny pinching” and “Jewish cheapness”. Read on the news article.
http://news.aol.com/article/south-carolina-republicans-edwin-merwin/727501
At the risk of cementing the declaration above, I’ve only met one black person who preferred to their race being called African-American. Everyone else seems to be perfectly happy referring to their race as “black”. Just like I’ve NEVER met a white person that preferred to be called Caucasian.
I must admit, however, that I have not come across an Indian (American Indian, that is) that wanted to be called red (nor Native American) or an Asian person that wanted to be called yellow. Then again, there are quite a few Hispanics, I dare to say Mexican, since I live in the southwest United States, that proclaim Brown Pride and such.
Interesting. Black and White okay. Red and Yellow, not so much. For some, Brown is okay, too.
Walt D in LV
I’m sure glad you didn’t miss that opportunity to be justifiably outraged and insulting about that young ladies grammar. I almost thought it was going to be completely ignored.
This book should have been titled, “What liberal fruitcakes like”.
Well considering that the word “offended” is part of the the title, the young lady should be ashamed of herself! Are people so lazy that they can’t scroll up and get the correct spelling of a word?
Guess it is too true..I often find my self saying that that and this offended me!
Touche
Yeah! – for example, to be honest, sum wite peeple cannoot spel jus lighk udder folkes.
“that young ladies grammar”…..? How about “the young lady’s grammar”.
Chicano and I’m Brown and I’m proudG
uantes, chingazos, simon tu sabes, get down
Right now, in the dirt What’s the matter?
Afraid you’re gonna get hurt?
—————————————-
La Raza
by Kid Frost
White people love old school hip hop. 🙂
you literally understand nothing.
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD STOP YOU ARE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR RAPIER WIT HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK OF SUCH GENIUS HUMOR????!!!?!?!?! YOU ARE LIKE EINSTEIN EXCEPT WITH JOKES INSTEAD OF KILLING JAPANESE PEOPLE
Hm thats interesting. In Canada, we refer to south asians as “Brown”, and south american and hispanic people (difference?) are referred to as “Mexicans”, which is obviously politically incorrect.
i love fighting!
haha. so true. I admit it.
You know what got left off the Stuff White People Like?
White People like to intellectualize everything. They’ll argue for years over pointless nothing just to try to outwit each other, and win nothing. I guess you could say that white people like to shoot their mouths off.
I’m one of those people you speak of. However I do work with quite a few of the other douchebags.
yeah. where i live, indians are brown and mexicans are mexicans
are you guys really so immature you need to make fun of her grammar? or make fun of thers spelling errors? serioulsy grow up!
I know what else White People like – they love to be Patriots – get drunk, party on – and wave the flag. They love that.
They also like getting jobs in national security so they can snoop on their ex-wives and read their email and tap their phones. They love that stuff.
White people love getting jobs in the Federal government, cause first of all it’s a reliable paycheck that doesn’t require that much work. You get paid to show up.
And White People also love getting desk jobs during wars, so they don’t have to do combat duty – then after the war, they tell everybody they’re a combat veteran
White People love parades! Especially when they get to organize them and be important. Then they give themselves an award afterwards.
White people love being clever. They’ll spend their entire lives being clever with all their clever friends.
White people are the heros of their own comic book!
They love taking credit for other people’s achievements. If anybody does anything good for them, they take the credit themselves.
There’s a lot of sociopaths in the white community. They copy other people.
The comments on this site are funnier than the articles
Especially everyone who is offended by this article.. delicious irony
A famous white racist rant (get ready for offensiveness):
“I like to shoot cans…Afri-Cans, Mexi-Cans, PuertoRi-Cans, and Injun Ameri-Cans.” What about Can-adians, or you can’t tell ’em apart? Oh well, that’s really offensive for ya.
No kiddig, shari, the news media always focuses more on black-on-black crime, or alledged hate crimes by white folk on non-whites. Lately, you have more mass shootings done by white rural “redneck” type suspects, except for the DC Sniper(s) and the Virginia Tech incident, as we all know.
Well, im white, and id much rather shoot my mouth off than get my mouth shot off in like you do you splooge guzzling cunt.
hey shari…know wat government job is the biggest joke…………………………………….road crews……..4 people watch, one person works…….talk about just showing up to get paid…………..generally dont see whites in these crews……..hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sorry…..ill go back to loving my country like an asshole piece of shit patriot….because loving your country is actually hating it right……makes sense….pause …..not
…Wait a minute. If we really liked being offended, nothing would offend us, right? 😉
the idea that white people enjoy being the hero of their own comic book is funny and i know hipsters love being clever. but is white people’s use of irony or sarcasm as a way to feel superior any worse than a rapper that establishes a whole musical career by going on an on about how great he is and how much money he has? i dont think so.
im from canada,
brown is ppl w/ brown skin who don’t fit into the 4 largely referenced categories
south asians–and white ppl whose only coloured friends are south asians–refer only to south asians as brown
…not a rule, just a general observation
wow. You’re kind of a douche, aren’t you?
I thought that religious nutters held that title. They’re up in arms over anything resonable that crosses their way.
This guy is spot on. Liberals make up a ridiculous ideological dogma, then demand everybody genuflect, or else they will be offended. In the rainbow sanctuary state I live in, it is source of ready amusement. Just about everywhere you go, you have to deal with people with an obscene obsession for pc narative.
Liberals get a redfaced look of flustered exasperation when trying to communicate.
I’m still trying out several non pc word combo’s to see if I can get one to collapse in convulsions.
If you were a critical thinker, you would realize, they only report the race as a factor in crime if its white on black, brown, yellow, or queer. Otherwise you will know the story doesn’t have enough pc propaganda value. In that case it either isn’t reported on, or race is simply left out of the story.
HOMOPHOBE! (Did I win? No? Shit. I guess I’ll have to start using arguments).
Your outrage over other peoples’ outrage is also a “source of ready amusement” too. Haha. What a white-ass statement, like you couldn’t just say funny.
Its hardly outrage on my part sweetie, I really enjoy busting the bubble these fruitcakes live in. You being one of those liberal fruitcakes, I certainly don’t expect you to understand, how readily available your ilk are to amuse me.
While trying to pretend you fruitbats are so enlightend that you actually float on air, the minute I bust your bubble, you fall to earth with thud, and start hysterically, and frantically, shrieking, every foul mouthed, ghetto excuse for language, you’ve ever heard in your favourite rap cds.
Regardless of how much ‘bling’ you put on a pile of shit, its still just a pile of shit.
why do people get angry over dumb shit? isn’t that what you were just making fun of?…
take it easy buddy!
huh?
Oh yes shari, spot on. I see this all the time
What is it with you and liberals? You must be hanging from Rush’s balls. As for me, I hate dirty tree hugging hippies just as mush as I hate conservative self righteous religious dick heads. I guess I just don’t like people in general.
huh what?
huh……..?
Religious nutter are up in arms over anything that CROSSES their way! Oh ho ho ho! Gold!
This is a wonderful witty and empirically funny post. Bravo.
Now living in the hipster inner city as I er, do, I am surrounded by the morally vain and utterly unread, witless and phony. Of course a perverse pride in moral and intellectual weakness makes up for their crushingly boring unquestioning and cowardly conformity.
Naturally there’s a bad side too, cos natural is always good around here…No really.
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you’d need sharper wit to burst bubbles, friend.
it’s fun watching you fall all over yourself trying, though, and even more fun watching you scamper off as soon as anyone presents you with an actual argument. are all conservatives this weak?
You gotta love man.
Wait! Aren’t you proving the point!
Silly you.
yea you wack
White Boy, you are the epitome of this post. Yes, Greg, I mean YOU.
Using “also” and “too” in the same sentence is redundant.
No, no… that’s not what this is about. I’d give you a good pat on the head for that one 😉
i’m offended…and i love it!
i’m offended that we haven’t seen the error of our ways, stopped all the fussin’ and a-fightin’, and just started giving each other reach-arounds and thumb parties.
have you tried “crippled midget?”
Greg, I’ve read lots of your comments and the constant message of “fruitcake” this and “fruitbat” that and “liberal” this conveys that you think of yourself as just another sane, red-blooded American who wishes that all the whiners (i.e. poor/brown/gay/non-WASP/etc. people) would stop trying to ruin everything.
But not too long ago, lots of sane, red-blooded Americans with a similar tone to yours were saying “n*****” this and “jew” that and “faggot” this and “commie” that.
LOL. Greg’s an idiot. He doesn’t realize what irony is… or else he’d understand who’s behind this site.
I love it when ideologues put their incredible capacity for ignorance on full display.
OOOH! That sounds fun! Can I come?
Should actually be “Stuff Hipsters Like”
If anybody is close to actually understanding, much less doing, irony here–and I’m not saying anybody is–it’s Greg. He’s an order of magnitude more interesting than any of these responses. What, you don’t understand why? If you don’t, why are you on this site?
Hey Chris,
1. Your complete self-absorption is exactly the point of this entire website.
2. How much do they have to dumb it down for you to understand?
3. What, you say self-righteously, how can I be accused of self-absorption when I am so clearly fighting for justice here?
4. Duh.
Portnoy is easily one of the best posters on this site. Every time he posts people jump up to illustrate the entire point of the site–without getting that that is what they are doing! Talk about brilliant performance art.
Um, really, so you think comparing a section of a few decades worth of data regarding immigrant Chinese is the same as comparison at the scale of universal history? Do you even understand the point here? What David is saying–this doesn’t mean he’s right–is that, over the course of human history, on the largest scale, Caucasians have been the most willing to mate outside of their own race. That is a debatable point, sure, but do you understand that you haven’t even addressed his point by citing figures about Chinese immigration–which you haven’t even really done here because you haven’t actually produced the data. Do you understand that your response is like saying “purple” if somebody asks you how to get to Miami, Florida? I suppose that you don’t, and just think you are being attacked here–which you are, in a way, yes, but the main problem here is that you haven’t demonstrated a capacity to think to me.
Terri:
Fuck you. What this country needs is less tolerance of airheads like you.
Have you considered “my unwarranted smugness”?
only if you’re white.
not sure how you landed on “complete self-absorption” as the thing to accuse me of.
and gimme a break, dj. just because a lot of things described in this blog are fairly accurate, it doesn’t automatically make them negative. nor does it invalidate my reaction to greg’s comments.
i’m not ashamed of having aversion to someone’s distasteful remarks just because lander says i should be.
also, you smell.
Well, I would just like to say that white people are not the only ones who get offended on other people’s behalf. As a black Canadian, I was EXTREMELY offended by MTV’s obnoxious portrayal of Italian Americans.
hohoho muthafuckas, to all you rednecks out there, here is one to grow on……
Good morning and Merry Christmas red necks, crackahs, mullett head, one tooth having, once a month bathing, Obama hating, fifth grade failing, rusty ol pick-up driving, prison yard computer using, confederate flag waving, second cousin marrying, trying to oppress the black man hoping, too stupid to realize the gift of life most of YOUR people (yes, I am referring to POOR WHITE TRASH) will be taking advantage of in the form of healthcare, still mad the south lost the war, hound dog humping, crackpipe smoking, back wood living, moonshine distilling, good for nothing DUMBASS RACIST CRACKAHS. Did I leave out anything? Anyways, if I did, it will come to me later. Don’t you just love 2009!!! To see a BLACK MAN fix problems your republican whitemen created. Yes, it was a banner year. We are now that much closer to universal healthcare for damn near all Americans, the recession is almost over (according to the news, it is OFFICIALLY OVER, I wont go that far, but YaaaY non the less). Banking and investmenters are getting saved by OUR President. Two of the big three got their ass saved by OUR President. And did I mention that our President is BLACK. Yes, it has been a extra bad year for you racist, redneck republican crackahs. LOL. No worries, this is just year ONE. Smile, three more, possibly seven more years to go. Don’t ya just love it.
put alil love in your heart
hohoho muthafucka
🙂
OK class, sit down and watch this 1990s-era corporate training video on Laughing matters: Humor at the workplace. The first minute shows a co-worker telling very offensive and bigoted jokes about every group of people. Maybe they didn’t show us the ones about white straight males. “Who were the best ones? They are all dead”.
Looks like it is time for the teacher sit back in FRONT of the class.
Sorry Redneck, you know who you are, I did’nt get that memo. If you are offended by what was writen, tough. You should’nt be racially insensitive. This is was dedicated to the stupid racist out there to whom your video was aimed at. Now, without further interuptions………
hohoho muthafuckas, to all you rednecks out there, here is one to grow on……
Good morning and Merry Christmas red necks, crackahs, mullett head, one tooth having, once a month bathing, Obama hating, fifth grade failing, rusty ol pick-up driving, prison yard computer using, confederate flag waving, second cousin marrying, trying to oppress the black man hoping, too stupid to realize the gift of life most of YOUR people (yes, I am referring to POOR WHITE TRASH) will be taking advantage of in the form of healthcare, still mad the south lost the war, hound dog humping, crackpipe smoking, back wood living, moonshine distilling, good for nothing DUMBASS RACIST CRACKAHS. Did I leave out anything? Anyways, if I did, it will come to me later. Don’t you just love 2009!!! To see a BLACK MAN fix problems your republican whitemen created. Yes, it was a banner year. We are now that much closer to universal healthcare for damn near all Americans, the recession is almost over (according to the news, it is OFFICIALLY OVER, I wont go that far, but YaaaY non the less). Banking and investmenters are getting saved by OUR President. Two of the big three got their ass saved by OUR President. And did I mention that our President is BLACK. Yes, it has been a extra bad year for you racist, redneck republican crackahs. LOL. No worries, this is just year ONE. Smile, three more, possibly seven more years to go. Don’t ya just love it.
put alil love in your heart
hohoho muthafucka
The only race white people want to join or belong to, yet the US’ largest Native American tribe (the Cherokee) has had it, and so would 500 other federally recognized tribes on the issue of fraudulent American Indian tribes. Some of them aren’t trying good, others are trying to rip you off!
Yes Enigma,
All that got done by a BLACK President the way the south was built by WHITE workers (hint: NOT.) All that which you are referring to is being done TO the people that pay the bills (hint: hard-working taxpayers mostly in the rapidly being pillaged PRIVATE sector – the public sector produces NOTHING save parasites who feed on tax dollars) by the BLACK President who represents the parasites who are rapidly coming to outnumber their producing hosts.
No worries, the parasites will soon enough destroy the host and then they will starve to death because they do not know how to be SELF-SUFFICIENT FREE PEOPLE. They ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE SLAVES AND CHATTEL of the Federal government.
Your correct jmcaul, and there is a name for the parasites… POOR WHITE TRASH. I can’t figure out why you are so hard on YOUR brother and sisters dude. Lighten up. They were milking the system way before Obama and they will still be doing it long after he is gone.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I’m laughing at the people getting offended at the offensiveness of other people’s posts, and one upmanship, that initially started out as a blog about white people taking pride in getting offended. There are prob 2000 offended replies to a post about offensiveness.
To cause offense these days, it looks like all you need to do is point out someone’s fuckery, and wait for the cavalcade to come with a ribbon campaign in their defense that’s ultra pc, combined with bleeding heart liberalism, to paint you as an idiot, or a complete monster for not caring about them.
🙂
Actually the white person is incorrect… A Black person in America should be called Black American instead of African American…White Americans are not called European Americans…And if you don’t want to say black, ask the person where their family originated from and use that as a prefix to American…for example Haitian American or Jamaican American just like Italian American…If a black person’s ancestors came to America through slavery, then he/she is referred to as Black American…This comment has nothing to do with the topic of this post; i just felt the need to correct people who think they are politically correct by calling a black person African American (most black people you will encounter has never been to the continent of Africa)…
What is this, race wars?
Give me a break. We can all be concerned about things that do not directly relate to us, simply because we expect better from our species.
Simple as.
My ethnicity, sexuality, gender, it’s all irrelevant.
Unless, of course, you want to discriminate and hate me as if these things were somehow indicative of who i am as a person.
Because you know, that would be like, prejudice, yo.
I agree.
Thats the main reason it shocks me everytime I am asked to disclose my race in situations where it shouldn’t matter.
Like this blog, for example.
Hello, this is the internet, im not on webcam, you can’t see my skin.
Why do people think my skin colour is relevant!?!?
wow. well said.
Who knew? Here’s an offensive joke about a Mexican boy wished to be white…and what he learned about his skin lightening experiment. Not only black people/Africans are envious of having white skin, many brown-skinned Latinos feel the same way. I hope it’s not too offensive to share.
That’s the reason why Jesse Jackson first proposed the term “African American” in the 1970s, to denote an ethnic not “racial” group of Americans with a heritage/ancestry instead of being called “black” by the basis of skin color.
Unfortunately, a few Americans of African descent, like Alex Haley, author of Roots, is able to trace back his geneaology by research of slave market archives to an exact place of origin in west Africa, where the majority of slaves originated from (i.e. the Slave Coast, now Ghana).
The namesake isn’t totally accurate in ones’ racial background: Africa is a continent, made up of nearly 80 nations & territories, with Islamic Arab states of North Africa and the large white Caucasian minority of South Africa.
The only black people I know are Jamaican Canadians. Maybe I’m doing something wrong.
About muthafuckas – isn’t tht Obama’s heritage? Also which half is kicking in – the white half or the black half.
Milking the system has not been going on as long as your mother country which claims that is where man first began!
Someone should add bashing black people about the head, it’s one of my favorite activities and I’m offended that it’s not listed here!
Someone should add kicking lil dick johnson butt to the list of consqences for attempting to bash black people in the head. Im offended THAT is not added to the list also!!!
In your case Magid, it’s the stupid half that is kicking in. Take a look at the man and then you tell me which half is kicking in.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
What are you blabbering about Magid. I don’t understand stupid talk.
I just left a comment on the pea/p/peat/pee/piit/patrol/… coat entry, Oh-My-God!!! really?! you guys are TOO funny!! and this entry proves it!! White people not only like to be offended, they LOVE correcting others!!! (I’ma gonna give ya som learnin’!)
….How things are worn, pronounced, tasted, driven, read, spelled…. WHERE DO YOU LEARN ALL THIS STUFF?!!! (white people correcting other white people about “black” people!)….BTW, when will “white” people be called European-Americans?
No Martha, it’s not race wars, at least not yet.
A vast majority of white people are sick and fucking tired (myself included), of white people berating themselves to appear politically correct as the media tells them they should be, blacks feeling that they have a “carte blanche”(French for white card, meaning a free pass) to insult white people with no fear of backlash (partly through no fault of their own) again because these ideas are beaten into our heads continuously through “THE MEDIA!!!”. I’m personally tired of seeing this bullshit replicate itself through people themselves like viral marketing (look that up on wikipedia if you dont know what it means).
When people ask for equal rights it is only logical that they want to be on the same level as the group they feel they are disadvantaged to. Unfortunately nearly all minority groups once given equal rights are not content with them and feel that they should be given privileges on top of being equal which paradoxically negates their demands for equal rights seeing as how these amenities have been granted they actually find themselves in more of a position to succeed than the group they wanted to be equal to (funny no?).
Now if you want to play dumb or simply are and therefore dismiss what I say as “racist, bigoted, etc…” you have to keep in mind that all of these aforementioned feeling you might have about the text I’m writing in question, are purely subjective and have nothing at all to do with whether they are founded upon facts and figures ie, listen to your brain and not your heart.
Remember, don’t think like they want you to, think for yourself!
You have got to be one of the most millitant, skewed chimps I’ve ever seen, it’s a wonder yo can use a computer, much less surf the internet. have you ever considered donating your body to science once you pass, great advancements could be made for your people by researching you? You might even have a future in politics one day, well maybe in Zimbabwe or some other despotic African nation, but hey just look at your man Obama and get a reaaaaaal good look, because he’ll only end up proving what all non blacks know openly and what all blacks know deep down inside but dont like to admit to themselves.
Want to hear a joke?
Why don’t educated white people say white power?
Because we don’t have to…
You get a thumbs up from me Greg, they are all just trying to fit in and be part of the herd, ironically through little fault of their own, they’ve been successfully brainwashed by television and cant be fully blamed for their intellectual state…
What do black people like Shari?
Pedro who mows my lawn is doing better than me!?
Wow, you learn something new everyday!
No, actually she is dead.
Brain dead…
“How to be politically collect” haha, I think that was a Freudian slip on her part…
Just do it like this N.I.G.G.E.R., ya see how easy it is to say wats on your mind!
lol, I love the Irish one!
A true standard in comedy blogging.
Another great site is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
white people only consider themselves ‘white people’ when they are talking about, writing on, or personally dealing with non-white people.
If there were no non-white people, white people would never address themselves as ‘white people’.
well now….listen to this white boy lament about how ‘white people’ are being bashed by non-whites.
Shut tha fuck up and stop thinking about what non-white people do and say and get a job white boy.
Employment seems to calm the savage racism beast in white boys like yourself.
Fight tha Power!
Dumb Ass (with emphasis). You should KNOW that White people in america call each other americans, UNLESS, they are dealing with people who are white and from Europe, then they are quick to say that they are italian americans, or french americans, etc.
…OR, when ONLY when dealing with non-white americans. It is like a badge of superiority to them….example: when a white person states on this site: “I’m white and I’m from Arkansas and I hate Obama”, they exhibit three distinct acts:
1. “I’m white…” part of the statement is letting all non-white people know that they are claiming a superior air over ‘you non-white folk’.
2. “I’m from Arkansas (or some other lilly white southern or middle american state…you know the ones….they all voted against Obama and he still won)…” This part of the statement is letting all non-white people know that they are separate from ‘you people’ physically and culturally.
3. “and I hate Obama…” Speaks for itself. No matter what a white person says after they state that their white, the fact of the matter is that they are arguing from a racial point of view.
You’ve NEVER EVER heard a white person say to another white person start a sentence what race they are before they give an opinion.
You, black american, should have known this (unless you are not born and raised in the US—If this is the case, I’ll give you a pass—–but if you are a born and raised in the US, I will repeat my opening statement—-YOU DUMB ASS (with emphasis)..
Fight tha Power.
“I’ve never seen a sincere white man, not when it comes to helping black people. Usually things like this are done by white people to benefit themselves. The white man’s primary interest is not to elevate the thinking of black people, or to waken black people, or white people either. The white man is interested in the black man only to the extent that the black man is of use to him. The white man’s interest is to make money, to exploit.”
—Malcolm X
Let’s see, there are four possibile options:
1. You could live in a world in which one person does only BAD for others.
2. You could live in a world in which one person doesn’t do anything BAD, but never does anything GOOD for others.
3. You could live in a world in which one person does GOOD for another but only the recipient feels good.
4. You could live in a world in which one person does GOOD for another and BOTH the giver AND the recipient feel better.
Depending upon the option, the result will be one of the following:
1. two unhappy people,
2. one happy person and one unhappy person,
3. two happy people.
Is there something wrong with having two happy people?
Seems to me that it is a very Good Design
that doing good for someone else makes both people feel good.
So get off the juvenile “he-is-doing-good-to-make-himself-feel-good” soapbox. People who spout that wisdom also are usually the same people who never do any good for anyone else.
So what if two people feel good instead of one?
What tha fuck?!
What tha hell is this..’happy man unhappy man’ bullshit analogies?
Hell, from your analogy, the only happy folk is the white man. Everyone else either agrees with the white man’s way of being happy or they are just shit outta luck.
No wonder your stupid assed analogy sounds so good to you.
I want to now do something good-to make-myself-feel-good…and that is to say…
Shut tha fuck up Hal!
Fight tha Power..
“……..but hey just look at your man Obama and get a reaaaaaal good look, because he’ll only end up proving what all non blacks know openly and what all blacks know deep down inside but dont like to admit to themselves. ”
What is THAT suppose to mean white boy? You don’t know yourself, that’s why you did’nt say it. What a dumbass. You really thought you were typing knowledge did’nt ya. The only thing My President has to prove NADA. Why, because he already proved it by being elected. That basically means you and your fellow rednecks have to get over it. As a non-white, I am enjoying the idea of people like you opening up your history books and seeing his BLACK face amongst all the old white guy before him. Beautiful sight. LOL. Get use to it, because from here on out, it will ALWAYS be a fact of life. PERIOD
Want to hear a joke?
Why don’t educated black folks not ask for 40acres and a mule?
We decided to settle for 50 states and a White House. 😉
put alil love in your heart dumbass
🙂
I will never call a black guy african-american. I personally hate it also I have a lot of fun making fun of black people with my black friends, just like they make fun of white people. quit being so damn sensitive about the issue or just get away from each other. I’m not european american by the way. I’m white.
Oh, after reading your response, I do see the wisdom of your words and will now shut up. In fact I wish I had said nothing to begin with. Hope you feel good now. Sorry to have gotten you so upset.
Oh, after reading your response, I do see the lingering stupidity in your words. So you do us all a favor and shut tha fuck up (just in case you did not catch what I said the first time).
I also wish you had said nothing to begin with. It is painful to read bullshit such as yours.
Contrary to your belief that you upset me….I felt good before, during, and after responding to you….so you can nip that pipe dream in the bud…
Fight tha Power.
Controversial subjects are known to offend people, often by race or ethnicity. Illegal immigration is one of them, which puts Americans against Mexicans/Latin Americans, whites/Anglos vs. Hispanics/Latinos and even minorities such as African-Americans (blacks) vs. Amerindian/mestizo immigrants (browns). The bottom line is about legality of immigrants, some of them are involved in street gangs & drug trafficking in South America via Mexico, and organized criminal drug cartel networks spread across our borders.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP5VLYnrMeM
Damn it, the link wasn’t working properly, I’m gonna have to try again.
You sound extremely stupid.
Why dont you shut the fuck up jigaboo?
why don’t you set the example and shut tha fuck up first, ya redneck stupid backwoods cracker.
Live up to your name and suck my dick, johnson.
with a name like Bub, I must be extremely stupid….bub.
Not comedy, sort of a man’s “how-to” guide to not offend their girlfriends/wifes. Men are so afraid of being accused of sexism, misogyny or disrespect towards women, no wonder over half of US marriages will end in a divorce in a decade.
http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/88858/10-things-a-good-boyfriend-wont-ask-you-to-do/
You’ve got major problems. Hal apologized yet you still insist on being an Ass. Get a life. And by the way he did raise a good point. Its sheer stupidity and ignorance to go around saying the white man only cares about himself blah blah, oh save it. Everyone only cares about themselves. Thats every race.
Jigaboo!!!!!
They should rename this post “white people LOVE offending others”
I am proud that my people have dominated the world for over 500 years and have set it up so that the world will always be dominated by us! That is a real fucking accomplishment.
What things have your people done that you could put next to the one I just mentioned?
The amount of name-calling and filthy language that people throw at each other, not just on this website but everywhere, is ridiculous and childish. People will complain about getting offended, but will still turn around and be offensive and obnoxious themselves. It’s sad.
Leave it to a stupid broad to put her two cents into someone else’s business without thinking of the consequences. Hey Ashley, I’m talking about you!
I did not call your boyfriend Hal any names. I merely pointed out the stupidity of his words and invited him to shut tha fuck up (as a response to his more laid back statement inviting me to shut up).
Now since you want to put your two cents down, I will pick up on them and tell you to join your stupid assed boyfriend in shutting tha fuck up also because you don’t know what you’re talking about.
American history must not be your strong point because when Malcolm X uttered these words, they were as true as your ass is white. Did I say anything personally? I quoted Malcolm X words.
Before you run off your stupid assed mouth next time, try using that pea brain of yours before commenting.
Fight tha Power.
How the hell ‘your people’ dominated the world when ‘your people’ live in the backwoods of West Virginia, you redneck stupid backwoods cracker.
As for putting something next to your pipe dream, I could remind you that of a country of 170 million white people, a black man is their leader, president, and commander-in-chief.
You can keep the 50 acres and the mule, white boy.
I’ll settle for the White House and the 50 states.
You are one of the dumbest negro’s I’ve ever seen. By the way, I’m white.
get over it. your ilk make me tired.
Some of us are just tired of being offended by fruitcake lifestyle choices being thrust upon us with no recourse. I for one take a great deal of pleasure in offending those fruitcakes.
Why don’t you get off your lazy ass and help yourself, like everybody else, dipshit?
—-Greg
funny how you lazy bastard will elevate anybody to sainthood if they advocate a handout for the black man.
What you ignorant fucks fail to realize is, is that it is the handouts keeping black people down. If you didn’t come to rely on them as much as you do, you would be far better prepared to compete in the world of work, than your ilk currently are. Getting off the government teet is the only solution to the problem not dumping more gubbmnt cheese into it. Dumbass.
re-read every post you have ever written dipshit. Everything you know and believe in revolves around the white man keeping your dumbass down by not coddling you more with guaranteed cradle to grave subsitance just for being black. You would do yourself, your race and the world a favor by eating a pistol, right away. You are truly too stupid to be allowed to live.
I enjoy kicking the snot out of liberals, I don’t care what color, creed, or orientation they are. While its not possible to slap any sense into them, I just enjoy the practice. A lot. That and I like pie.
I’m sure you wouldn’t know anything about employment, would you dipshit?
Join the fun. There is no end to the amusement to be had at liberals expense on the internet.
Sounds like someone was offended by this post
i hate black people, they smell like freetos >.<
Black people hate you too Jason, you smell like a wet dog. I guess that would be natural for you since you’re a lil bitch.
yucka yucka yucka
To tell you the truth, I haven’t been offended since the mid 90’s. The shock value of facist leftwingnut politics, and world view have long since thickened my skin.
Well…. When in Rome. I have gone on to boards all over the net and if there is a liberal posting there, the quality of the discourse immediately goes into the basement.
You’re lucky, all the ones I’ve ran across smell like diarrhea mixed with a hint of crack cocaine…
damn. So that’s why you hate your mother. We did not know that your mother smelled like freetos.
TMI—–Too Much Information
damn. When your mother came home, did she really smell like diarrhea mixed with a hint of cocaine? I guess you had to tolerate that smell since you came out of her womb.
Lucky, you, Dick.
Hey Greg??? “Go fuck yourself.” –Dick Cheney
there are more poor white trash like you on welfare than all the minorities put together in this country, ya stupid crackah.
The government teet is nourishing your people, not mine.
facist leftwing thats a new one, what about a conservativ liberal? open minded evangelican? doubblespeak?
“I am proud that my people have dominated the world for over 500 years and have set it up so that the world will always be dominated by us!”
Was that until america got itself so ass deep in dept to China that you might aswell learn how to use chopsticks (You know China? It’s in Asia the continent that dominated economicaly and culturaly for 3000 years until the stupidly enough gave the gunpowder and the compass to the warmongering Europeans) Actually the west didnt surpas Chinas bnp before the late 1800s.
Besides africa also have a longer and deeper cultural history than Europe, and america has only “dominated” since the 50s and man havent thay really fucked it up?
And “my people”, are you so untalented that you actually use your skin collour to be proud? I usually get proud over my own merits.
Oh and I love getting offended! (although I’m half and half)
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
Whatever you think about the government is wrong, false or misleading, because the redefinied meaning of “liberal” and “conservative” are something different now than 30 yrs. ago. To be a liberal is usually of the urban elite, state-operated academia or intellegensia “above” to rule over the rest of you. To be a conservative is based on unscientific religious zeal, selfish corporate greed & an urge to “protect” civil liberties by installing a right-wing police state.
Gee, what happened to MTV in the 90s? The phase when they aired PSAs like ‘stop the hate’ and ‘speak out against hate’. MTV strictly forbid racial stereotypes & they launched yo! MTV raps in the late 80s to make rap or hip-hop more acceptable to white youths to this day. PC-ness was big in the time compared to today, except for the liberal media won’t get over Harry Reid’s stupid comments, Robertson or Limbaugh’s joint rants about Haiti after the earthquake and now the MTV show Jersey Shore shows a group of Jewish and Italian American rich white kids acting based on ethnic stereotypes. The terms “guido” and “yenta” aren’t the same level like the N-word is or is it still in the year 2010?
BigBrother, your post intrigues me. can we talk privately?
my email is omnihazard@aol.com.
You see I’m from europe, and the american political definisions are quite diffrent then over here. I guess you didnt awnser directly to me? I just find the frace facist leftwing quite humorous..
Black people must hate Native Americans, cuz recently, GOP leader Michael Steele said “honest injun on that” to quote a word many Native Americans consider offensive like the “N word” and “negro” is to African Americans. The Democrats are still panicking over Reid’s use of “negro” to described Obama, how about the Republicans? It seems everyone is racist, no matter if one is liberal or conservative, and black or white or red or brown or yellow. That’s the way it is.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-talk-michael-steele-jan07,0,7450772.column
America in the ’50s will make a white man cry in vain to return to the past. Think about it: the myth surrounding the mid 20th century on the peak of America was the result of white supremacy and male domination, when black people are legally segregated & women usually don’t work outside the home. An era when ultra-conservative Christian morals & values dominated the cultural landscape, a victorian era-like sexual morality to punished homosexuality as a federal offense and communism was seen as something satanic (i.e. liberals, socialists & progressives are labeled with it). And most of all, nobody was ethnic, everyone in America HAS to be the same. Everyone on the TV shows seem to be white, male, straight, protestant & Republican. The uniform middle-class conformity lived in new post-war suburbs and had seriously followed etiquette or “common sense” by avoiding anything controversial, like those “negroes” (black people) or Latinos (would be called “Chicanos”) took over downtown abandoned by Americanized whites and radical professors in universities should be rounded up by the FBI.
No the american economical peak was due to the 2. world war and a europe laying in ruins.
Americas cultural dominanse was due to place like New York, Hollywood, and their not hardly concervative are they?
Besides Europe was at that time as white, male, christian dominated as the states…
…LMAO…I am LOVING this discourse.
he got 2 slang terms for penis for his first and last name…..thats funny
“It was when I first began to perceive that ‘white man,’ as commonly used, means complexion only secondarily; primarily it described attitudes and actions. In America,’white man’ meant specific attitudes and actions toward the black man, and toward all other non-white men. But in the Muslim world, I had seen that men with white complexions were more genuinely brotherly than anyone else had ever been. That morning was the start of a radical alteration in my whole outlook about ‘white’ men.”
-Malcolm X
as a European you should know fascist leftwingnuts better than anybody.
Dick Cheney’s line only applies to liberals.
Probably, on the whole, percentage wise, I don’t think so. With 70% of black babies born out of wedlock, the percentage of handouts to your race far outweigh what you put in.
That’s where the image problem comes in with negros. The majority of your people have their hands in the white mans pocket and continually bitch about racism.
America got itself? ass deep in debt? You fruitcakes will jump all over yourselves to give obaMao a pass on anything. It’s not that your ilk are intellectually dishonest, you are all just stupid as fuck.
Why don’t you just say Koo Koo for coco puffs. It makes more sense and is a lot closer to reality than what you want to believe.
Ah… fresh air at last. Good stuff.
chuckle, good stuff. I haven’t been on this thread for awhile, I’ve been off offending liberals in the obaMao and free healthcare threads.
Do you get as much fun as I do from twanging the strings of a bunch of monkeys then watch them jump around and remind you that their Brilliant!
I watch the same television buddy, It ain’t happened to me and apperantly not you. There must be something to the kool-aid thing. I think there is also a cult like mental state these fruitbats enter into when they decide to divorce reality and become fascist leftwingnuts.
chuckle. Dont’cha jus luv a fruitcake.
Lots a material for amusement there. It doesn’t matter what you call a negro, queer, mexican or any other minority, they are going to be offended anyway. With the exception of most Asians I know. The rest of them keep making up different way’s they prefer to be addressed, like forcing white people to address them differently is going to change who they are. Which coinkydinkly, keeps defining the new word with the same meaning they were offended by from the last one.
Unable and completely unwilling to grasp this simple truth keeps all their panties in a perpetual knot, and hating on straight white people, who really don’t give a rats ass how they feeeeel about pretty much anything. We are all to busy trying to support our families and paying the taxes that subsidize the offended parties so they can have time on their hands to whine about how unfair white people are.
Is this drivel, negro dialect or something else?? I didn’t understand a word.
But I’m applying it to YOU, greg.
so….“Go fuck yourself.” –Dick Cheney
Public Enemy II,the word is “THE” not “THA”
learn to spell.
Your ignorant statement should be Shut the fuck up,not shut tha fuck up
If it was written correctly you wouldn’t sound like such ignorant ghetto trash.
Sorry to interrupt,back to your crack induced conversation.
Get over it !!!! I got a statistic for you, 87.9% of my foot is shoved up your racist ass. That’s stats for ya ass little boy.
“you think you’ve seen low, well I’m Lower”
Well that was a load of nothing…
Do you actually have anything to say?
Heres an idea try to use an argument!
‘you people’ are so freaking ignorant… it really disgusts me. i wasn’t born or raised racist at all, but people like you make it really hard for me…
btw, i don’t know if you realize it or not, but you WERE raised racist, so i shouldn’t blame you for it, i should blame your culture. thus, i am racist too.
this may be a little too complex for you, but don’t feel bad. we all knew you were ignorant anyway…
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Russian-ice-dance-tribute-to-Aborigines-offensiv?urn=oly,215206
The natives in Australia are restless tonight, the Russians didn’t get it right. Aborigine cultural leaders condemned the Russian olympic pair ice dance tribute as an offensive and inaccurate representation of Australian Aboriginal culture. Someone is getting banned from Vancouver next month.
You know what? whites can’t say anything about blacks w/out accusation of racism, literally, we’re walking on eggshells to ensure what we say isn’t considered offensive.
now how can a leftist be a facist? do you know what fascism stands for?
I agree that there is leftwing(nuts) who have supported communist dictators, but a dictator is not allways a facist.
lol,,,this is funny enough to get each of you elected to the white house and then tossed out for being a fuck-tard with no redeaming qualitys what-so-ever,
if you misfits could just get your collective heads from each others collective ass’ you could see just how shity your attitudes are, now go read a book and jerk off so us tax paying members of the world dont have to pay for another brain dead shortbus riding window licking helmet wearing loser’s cheerios and handie wipes,
You are offensive to mentally handicapped (nope, disabled, wrong again, challenged…or just don’t say anything, you may offend them anyway) people. Barak Obama is already viewed for poking fun of the special olympics on late night TV before…and other incidents about he mocks those in wheelchairs or suffering from mental disorders. Obama, he’s the first president to not be a “special” friend of the “special” (oh yes, that’s offensive).
If you dumbass white people wouldn’t have killed JFK we would still have slaves in this goddamn hell hole we call america. Fuck you you dumb pricks. Black people rule!
Malcom X was dumb.
Mother therisa is an arab whore.
Ghandi was a pussy
Fuck Regan, he was a bitch
Jhabba FTW
Yes, black people rule… the dumpsters and any dumpster associated or related content such as BET and Soultrain…
Let me reiterate what I said before, and let me be specific to ‘whom’ I am directing my words to:
To ‘it is what it is’:
S-H-U-T
T-H-A
F-U-C-K
U-P
Pray tell, did I spell this correctly enough for you, bitch?
But he is “Ignorant ghetto trash”, so he cant help but sound like it…
fight “tha” power………..
need I really comment?
This site is killer diller.
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, DAY #1
🙂
Good morning crackers, whiteys, trailer trash, no slack for the black havin, one tooth smiling, no bath taking, toothbrush melting, trailer park living, hound dog humpin, baby brother molesting, wellfare collecting, blaming the black man bitching, want to skip February wishing, getting buttfucked by a black man posting, pick up pushing, second cousin wedding, racist ass poor white trash good for nothing rednecks, guess what? It’s black history month eve today. I know you rednecks are looking forward to this month so I am extending my holiday greetings to you now. I have been reading all the post here and even with all the racist post being spread on this site, I have to say, not all whites think like you. YaaaaY for them, they seem to keep love in their hearts. As for you bitter pieces of shit rednecks who are hating life knowing that a BLACK MAN is in charge of your beloved United States, get the fuck over it.
Don’t be mad that non whites get Feb. month to celebrate. Contact your congressman and see if they can get you another redneck holiday. You already have Halloween to celebrate YOUR history, you know with the bumpy nose one tooth witches, the white sheets, pumpkins with holes cut out so that you molest them on those cold October nights when the warmth of your Budwieser is just not good enough for you. Where people actually pay money to dress up like poor white trash, I know the pride you feel every 10/31 when you can just be yourself. No worries, your day will be here soon enough, just stay cracker stronge. In the mean time, we, the non-whites have decided to enjoy our month alil early. And to celebrate our month, we came up with a new theme song, play the song and sing along to the classic beatles song “Hey Jude”
Hey cracker
don’t make it bad
take a black man
and make him your brother
remember to let him into your heart
then you can start, to make things better
Hey cracker
don’t be afraid
cause the big black man
won’t kick your ass your cracker ass
just remember to keep that racist shit to yourself
then you can start, to make things better
And anytime you feel a vein
relax and breath in
that’s just the brothas nuts
upon your shoulders
For when his nuts are in your mouth
play it cool
dont be a fool
to take them out before the brotha finish
nah nah nah nah naaah
Hey cracker
dont let me down
find a black man
and make him your brother
remember to keep that racist shit to yourself
so he don’t have to kick your cracker ass
so breath out and let it in
his dick in your mouth
you racist mother fuckers
and dont YOU KNOW
it’s just rude
to spit out what he put in
your mouth and your shoulders
nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah
Hey cracker
don’t make it bad
take a black man
and make him your brother
remember to let him into your heart
then you can start, to make things better
better
better
better
BETTER
BETTER
BETTER
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
nnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey hey
put alil love in your heart
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anti-whitey machine on January 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm
The incident that inspired the following song:
AWM: hey whitey?
Whitey: yea
AWM: what do you call nuts on the wall?
Whitey: aww, dats easy. Walnuts
AWM:well, what do you call nuts on your chest?
Whitey: I ain’t dumb. Ya call’em chestnuts!!
AWM: hmmm…Well whitey, what do you call nuts on your chin?
Whitey: Please! I know this answer too! Chin nuts, right?
AWM: naw bitch. They’re called A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!
Ya stupid dick in your mouth texan cracker!!
ha ha ha.
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Slaver, you forgot to put yourself on that lil list so I will do it for ya, 😉
Malcom X was smart.
Mother therisa is an arab saint.
Ghandi was a patient
Fuck Regan, he was a republican
Slaver was, is, and always will be a DUMBASS
Jhabba FTW
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Ahhh, poetry that is on par with the soulfulness of Dick Cheyney and the intellect of Lil John! You have done your people a great service by showing the entire world exactly what you are and in turn are capable of. You may want to enroll at your local night school to fix the numerous spelling and grammatical errors in your “rant” of a run-on sentence.
Have a good day in your fine ghetto sir, and please remember to recycle your bottles of Ol’ E!
Ahhh, Thanks you DICK, I have my moments when my words come out so great, I get mistaken for W. Shakespeare, and you have witnessed such a moment indeed. I know I have done my people a great service by shoving my great African Balls down your cracker throat. And rest assured, as long as their are DICKS like yourself on this site, there will be more “ode’s to the black man” by me beeotch. So make like the good secratary that you are and spell check my writings some more. Congegate my nuts in your mouth and if you do a good enough job, you can work on straighting out my LongFellow down your throat.
Good day to you fine trailer trash sir, and please remember to recycle your cans of budweiser.
😉
Just look for all the grammatical and spelling mistakes this man (I use the term lightly) made in his reciprocation. I must also inform you that I do not drink budweiser, i enjoy a good bottle of 70 year old Glenfiddich as my “white (educated)” income allows me to. Again, good day to you sir, in your humble ghetto. As for you obtaining a subject to “Congegate my nuts in your mouth” I’m sure that one of the crack addicts in your nearby vicinity will be more than able to rise to the tasks of your demands, as this line of work is well below my standards and that of my race.
Again, good luck with your “congegate”ing endeavors my dear boy.
Well leaping lizards DICK, you woke up on the wrong side of the trailer this morning BOY. So, you claim be high society eh’? How does it feel to meet your superior SON? I do this for fun, being upper crust myself allows me a chance to mingle amongst the little white people, like yourself. I enjoy reading to all the mean spirited things being typed because it does not represent me. I laugh at the ignorant crackers like yourself, all self rightous, thinking that all non-whites are ghetto dwellers. If that was the case, then all whites are TRAILER TRASH. Is that the case boy? Let me know son. For all you know, I could live next door to you son, parking my 2010 Jaguar in the garage while my 59 caddy sits in the front yard, ya know, as they say, “keeping it real”. Chuckle. And to think, that car is worth more than the house your are renting and two volvos you lease boy. What can you really tell me boy?
beware who you brag too son, you never know who the one upper is. In this case, tada!!!!!
suck on my upper crust nuts boy.
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ps….. i will have my hot lil white secratary spell check my blog if that makes you feel better.
NOT
Oh yeah, McDonald’s is paying mighty good now a days eh dick, lower case since your alil pee wee.
HATER
Maldito, Desgraciado, Asarozo, Hijo de tu Maldita Madre, Ojala y te Pudras… Yo tambien te odio y muchos millones de personas de todas las razas, morenos, hispanos, asiaticos, incluyendo tu propia gente blanca… Asarozo, malvado, mama guevo… Te odio mucho… HATER
Dumbass… I hate you. I know you are not translating this… but in summary this says Black people, and Latinos and Asians and even white people hate you back
hey dick, didn’t your mother meet your daddy in a dumpster?
Not all non-whites, just blacks.
Haiti has been a free country for 300 years my dear boy, why haven’t they made anything of themselves in all that time?
Look at all the countries in Africa, they are all a repeat of Haiti on a smaller/larger scale. look at any area of a city which is predominantly black and you see the property value drop at near free-fall speeds, and crime rise equally as quickly.
You can always fall back on “It’s the white man’s fault!”, but do realize that, not only white people but everyone thinks that is really old…
When I think of BLACK culture, I love to remember that JESUS was black, along with most, if not all the people in the BIBLE. Egypt was, is, and ALWAYS will be BLACK (in Africa, birth place of civilization). I can think of of Ireland, home of a bunch of drunk, fighting leprecahns how amount to a pile of turds. Don’t think for one second DICK, that YOUR PEOPLE are without fault. The original slaves in America were WHITE. That is why POOR WHITE TRASH is ten times lower on white peoples scale than any black man ever could be. And as for Haiti, you Europeans still can’t get over the fact that Haiti beat you at your own game and kicked your sorry butts outta their country. You could’nt enslave them. Well, call this earthquake what it is now, time for the world to payback to Haiti what it owes. So be glad knowing YOUR hard earned tax money is going to help the very people you love to hate dumbass.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Poor little Haitian babies, I dont know wether I feel bad for them because they live in filth, were parented by filth or both!
Poor stupid CRACKER little dick Johnson, I don’t know wether to feel sorry for YOU because you live in filth, were parented by poor white trash or both!
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Oh my! You aren’t being to original in snapping back these days are you my boy? I suppose it’s like the old proverb says: Monkey see, monkey do. After all what can we really expect from a monkey like yourself in the end?
For an stupid albino monkey, Dick is following my lead pretty well.
White monkey see, white monkey do. Good job, D-i-C-K.
And Dick acts like his name, and he’s poor white trash to boot, but he is what he is. Go fuck yourself with a vibrating Johnson, Dick.
Again, please try to be more original in your retorts or I will have to ask you to leave!
How about this, you’re a Di……, darn, you already know that. How about you’re a co….., you know that too. What can one say to a DICK, hmmmm, I will just state the obvious Dick, do what your name suggest and start by sucking my big black..( insert your first name here).
😉
anyone who sounds like they’re under 12 years old and is a young white boy intrigues you, eh Dick? Ya really want to be a ‘big brother’ to big brother, huh?
ya child-molesting faggot beeeotch.
lol this is sadly so true. *says the white person without any sense of irony*
It’s obviouse you don’t understand either, pardon me for not feeeeeling obliged to educate your dumb ass. If you can’t figure it out, you aren’t worth my time trying to enlighten you.
this site is a magnet for the dumbest of negroes, how do you dipshits make it through a day?
you aren’t qualified to use the term. There are certain words and phrases that dumb negroes can’t use.
That’s only if you care about not offending somebody. After awhile you get used to the idea that some will be perpetually offended regardless. You aren’t helping them or yourself by giving a shit, really. Help them to get over themselves by offending them deeply, and often.
Wow. My head actually hurts from the stupidity of your rant. Congratulations on being a walking stereotype. You want to know why so many white people “have a problem with black people”? It’s people like you. It’s not that we’re afraid of you – we just don’t like you and would rather not deal with you. Just listen to you’re tone and inability to express your argument in an articulate or logical manner. That’s why you are being marginalized. I hope all that hatred and adolescent posturing is getting you somewhere in life – let me know how that works out for you. I’ll just stay “Cracker stronge”.
Good to know my lil blog is reaching it’s intended audience. Excuse my lil spelling hiccups Eric, nobodies perfect beeeotch. Now, on to telling you something good about what you wrote. I have NO problem with white people, I have plenty of white friends. This post was not intended to offend them dumbass, it was/is intended to piss off redneck crackers like YOU. Plenty of whites read this post and past it by, why, because it was not aimed at them. It was aimed for YOU and your kind beeeotch and guess what, you did exactly what I planned on you doing. Throw a rock in a pack of dogs and the bitch who yelps is the one that got hit.
PS, stay cracker STRONG. 😉
put alil love in your heart bitch
😉
*your not you’re
I’m just wondering if really think it’s a good idea to stick your balls, dick, asshole, etc. in someone’s face. Because that’s totally gross.
No one deserves that – not even you.
You seem very disturbed. I really hope you get some help.
When it comes to dealing with racist, it is very appropriate as well as necessary. It is a great service to society to shove my sack in a red necks face, the question is, would you be on the receiving end of the sack son? Are you sympathetic to the racist rednecks cause or are you on the side of the brothas.
🙂
I just have to say this is too funny….I was laughing my butt off reading all these posts! Great blog Stupid Texan Cracker Hunter! Oh and just for the record I am white and this was comedy to me. Stupid Texan Cracker Hunter is right when he says, this is to offend the dumbass white trailor trash crackers….because no offense was taken here 😀
shaddap, D-i-C-K
Thank you Mrs Orange, sounds like you have alot of love in your heart too. Keep up the grrreat work.
🙂
It’s funny that Eric goes after the black but says nothing about me, whitey!!!
I guess you’re a stupid white graham cracker just like me!!
Welcome to the club, ya stupid hypocritical SWPL cracker….
You are a blatant liar! On that late night TV program you’re referring to, it was the WHITE host who brought up the joking on that subject.
You seem to be one of those typical white people with faulty memories when it comes to the subject of Obama.
Stop yapping about mentally handicapped people and go out and DO something for them.
Greg waltzes into a group of african americans in front of the university and says, “this site is a magnet for the dumbest of negroes, how do you dipshits make it through a day?..”
Someone said, “what the fuck did you say?”, and in the next moment Greg saw stars and then darkness.
Two days later, Greg woke up from his coma in a full body cast at the local hospital.
Funny beyond words, and oh so true!
I know a couple of persons who impersonate this post. HAH.
I’m going to be honest and say that, while attempting to read the comments on this blog post, as a lifelong English speaker, I had a lot of trouble understanding what I was reading… except that most of it was racist tripe…
Race relations in this country are beyond hopeless. Anyone with a reasonable amount of common sense will get out now.
ha! You’re one of the offended white people! I guess unless your of different ethnicity, but then you are still offended, aren’t you?
Not by the words. It’s true and funny examination of ‘modern’ Whites. But, after research, that this is coming from an author who falls into the category of the crowd his humor is directed toward. He speaks objectively but it’s all coming from his own character, from thus he’s speaking from the left’s alter of guilt rather than a critical, un-PC stand point. On this level I find the entire SWFL craze ethnically offensive – being a non-self depreciating White man.
“White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.”
omg you had me rollin’! LoL
Look at this cracker right here
http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5275
you see this guy plagiarizing yo ideas and copy/pasta them as his own?
oh, hey badhat
HAPPY OBAMA DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
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put alil love in your heart
😉
LOL I am white and I have read alot of these blog posts.
“Whites love to be offended”
It is funny because I am almost certain the person who wrote those is white.
We don’t “love being offended” we love fixing things.
LOL
It is also best to fix them with debates instead of guns. 🙂
nah, guns are way better
You’re right Greg, now put one in your mouth and pull the trigger.
😉
Nah, he should put it in your mouth and pull the trigger…
Like he did with you DICK, only that wasn’t a gun, and what was shot shore as hell wasn’t any bullets. It’s that man cream that makes your gay behind scream like the lil sissy that you are BOY.
Put alil love in your heart
😉
Wtf? Random rampage. Woah.
very clever retort!
Like he did with you DICK, only that wasn’t a gun, and what was shot “shore”( this spelling means “on the coast”) as hell wasn’t any bullets. It’s that man cream that makes your gay behind scream like the lil sissy that you are BOY.
Put a little spelling and grammar in your mind (if you have one…)
😉
Ok DICK!!! I can always work on MY spelling and grammar DICK, you just continue to suck on DICKS like you’ve been doing to earn the your name. You must be one hell of a dick sucker to have not one, but TWO penis names for a handle. Wow, is your first name SUCKS. Yep, for now on, I will refer to you by your whole name: SUCKS DICKS & JOHNSONS.
8)
fits you well.
😉
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke dis crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot
That’s just ridiculous. Everyone knows that white people don’t smoke crack. Depending on your type of white person we enjoy a plethora of different drugs. Alas crack is not counted amongst those. Judging from context, I believe the drug your character enjoys is meth, which is short for methamphetamine.
I hope in the future you will be less careless about your stereotypes.
Of course, insulting someone on the internet and making a complete ass out of yourself instantly makes you right in any debate.
graham crackers are brown dumb ass
Hey Cracker Hunter You trying to make a point or get a date? You spend a lot of time talking about balls in the mouth.
Does your mom know you’re up this late?
You read it, so what’s your point dumbass? You could have scrolled past along time ago, but nope, your nosey ass had to read what I had to say. So, that says what about you? If I am an ass, you are the man underneith my ass because you are all on my nut sack beeeotch.
8)
This post is so awesome it renders the rest of the blog redundant.
This is very true- of myself. It is cringingly true. But I can laugh about this so that’s ok!
Mr. Stupid Texan Cracker Hunter, I believe all your rage
comes from insecurity.It makes me conclude that you have a tiny dick, don’t feel bad about yourself. You didn’t get enough hug when you were a kid? your parents did not remember your birthday a couple of times? don’t feel bad about yourself people in this blog understands you.
But I must commend you, you have quite the knowledge on sucking dicks(and don’t forget nuts), you must be an expert!!! Congratulations! you’ve achieved something, now your mother and father would have something to be proud of, go get em tiger!
Hey itsfurryfurry, thanks for the sympathy but it is not necessary. I had very good childhood, grew up in a nice, loving home in the better part of town. My childhood resembled the Cosby Show. 🙂 LOL. Now as for you, I am not sure what to think. The only thing I know about nuts in ones mouth is when I place MY nuts in the mouth of a racist dumbass. I am a expert on that, you can call me the conductor and my man meat is the long train going down the train track which is YOUR mouth and throat. So, just because you hang out on the receivng end of the glory hole, it does not mean everybody plays there. So son, what have we learned today, not everybody experienced your trailer park up bringing. All men are not gay and all parents dont molest their kids, just YOURS. Do yourself a favor fluffy, keep your nose out of GROWN FOLKS business, you go sniffing around and you my find yourself nose deep up someones ass.
put alil love in your heart
😉
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
stupid texan cracker hunter you are funny valid points they cant fuck with you lol
Almost all the comments you make are injected with homosexuality…do we have a winner behind door #1? It seems this texan is a queer ready to bust out of the closet. So my little texan buddy…put a lil love in your ass;) we know you want it;)
HaHaHarold, thanks for the funniest piece of online spam.
You know what can offend people is class, since Americans believe class strata doesn’t exist in this country, when in fact it sure does. Talk about poor people, rich people, lower or upper middle classes, people who work or can’t work & about homeless people on the corner beg for pennies, while yuppies are ignoring them when they walk past by them.
I think this is a good example of well-done comedy writing. “Being offended” is such a broad emotion, yet the writer of this piece was able to really hone in on how white people are ironically at the forefront of it. Well, well done, folks!
Here’s another laugh: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Hey open season, I am a very happy person. And you know what gives me the most joy, shoving my big foot up your stupid ass. hahaha, and you know what, you are going to LOVE IT BITCH. lol
smooches faggot
😉
your mommy must be SO proud…you’re just the brightest little knuckledragger in the whole trailer park
i think youre a little bit “offended”….
hahahaha queer pants
i think youre a little bit “offended”…..
hahahaha queer pants
Hey Crackerhunterblower, your mom seems to enjoy sucking on more than just my dragging knuckles. I bet you’re proud of her, if not, you should be. The things she can do with her mouth, whoa!!!! I see where you got your “on your knees” skills.
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White people do smoke crack. They just call it “free base cocaine.” And they’ll tell you they started doing when they were in Bogota or Miami or somewhere.
Go Go Rainbow Power Rangers…and here’s a piece of crap from CollegeHumor Originals on youtube. Zordon is a Racist!
Mr. Texas Crack Addict, or whoever you are: You are an embarrassment to your own cause. You are precisely what infuriates many Americans and perpetuates the existence of racism and hate in this country, if not this world.
Quit telling others to show “a lil love” until you can find some yourself. We don’t need people like you running around belittling those whom you disagree with.
Hello Devonte Valentine, you are a dumbass. If you are embarrassed by my words, then tough shit. You need to get hooked on phonics because if your dumbass could read, you would see that I am talking to a small group of white racist assholes who deserve to be offended. Being that you are defending them, that tells me, you’re a racist asshole yourself. Therefore, you may kiss my black happy ass and go fuck yourself in a very uncomfortable place.
now……
put alil love in your heart
🙂
The amount of detail you used to describe a man sucking cock reveals a little bit about yourself (you like gagging on cock)
this white girl in my art class made a political piece against racism using pictures of apes and black people. I was more annoyed than offended.
No LITTLE Dick Johnson, the only homo here is YOU. chuckle. Besides, you are the one who named yourself after not one, but two nicknames for a mans penis. Who’s the fag. YOU BEEEOTCH.
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You have to be white cuz you get offended to easily fag
white people love to be offended I think, there is something incredibly attractive about finding fault with someone else. look at those “real housewives of _____” shows, those folks are getting paid good money to be on them shows, not to mention being already rich, and they bicker like old couples. unfortunately white women watch these shows and start to think thats what real life is like. white men of the late 20’s into the 30’s and early 40’s (god forbid early 40’s) lose out. one of the reasons older white dudes like young chicks. personally i buy my women. 🙂
Wait, who told you this? White people: We’ve got a nark! Check your blackberries for further details. We’ll meet over lattes to discuss how we’re going to deal with this.
Suck a dick. Beeeeotch!!!
I don’t feel offended for anyone else. I do the offending. Dumb fucks should be removed from the gene pool, eugenics is a good idea, I do believe some races are genetically inferior, most people deserve to be stuck in awful jobs.
I don’t even get offended for myself. Only those very close to me.
Yes, I am white. I’m not American, and I’m not a conservative.
1. Explain how “some races are genetically inferior”.
2. Why do you say that “eugenics is a good idea”?
3. How would you feel if I said that all white people have done is stolen stuff from other cultures and called it their own making them appear inferior to other races in the fact that they lack their own creativity to come up with things on their own?
4. How do “dumb fucks” deserve to be removed from the gene pool when the last time I checked everyone has the right to live and be alive?
5. And lastly, since you claim that “some races are genetically inferior”, which has been proven to be WRONG on several occasions, you come off to me as the dumb ass who can’t get your facts straight about other cultures. So, according to your post, you should be the one removed from the gene pool and you should be the one stuck in an awful job.
And yes, I am Black, I am American and I am a conservative.
is “Some Black Guy” really a black guy?..I ask just in case it’s some imposter being a snapperhead.
1. Explain to me why many blacks in America preach racial superiority over EVERYone else while still, perhaps unintentioally, “reminding” EVERYone else that they are just as hypocritical about race, ethnicity and skin color as ANYone else? Many seem to believe that when it comes to judging someone by their character means only their own race. Also, since when do they feel comfortable being judged? When does anyone?
2. Eugenics, or “selective breeding” is awarded full support by black supremacists. There is a bias against Men and Women alike, from Men and women alike, who are of African descent, that date, marry and procreate with individuals of another race. They speak of it loudly and, in many cases, physically with impunity.
3. One race stealing from another race is age old. You must know this unless you’ve never delved deeper into the history of the human race. Everyone has been conquered and everyone get’s their turn conquering. Are you going to tell us that most African nations can support themselves freely without genocide, rape and all-around terrorism? What of Haiti? The Arabs? They never f**ked over millions? The Asians never slaughtered people? Indians (both Western and Eastern hemispheres) never ruined the lives of those around them? What of the Portuguese? What is the prominent language of Brazil? Was it always Portuguese?
4. So, there’s a fella, the creator of this site, who may not be serious about his rhetoric and, if this indeed the case, you exposed yourself as a blind, judgmental individual. “…you come off to me as the dumb ass who can’t get your facts straight about other cultures. So, according to your post, you should be the one removed from the gene pool and you should be the one stuck in an awful job.” Are you advocating limits on speech, expression and the right to have an opinion? You’re regaling us with yours. Sure, be against his thoughts, but to stoop to such a level where you resort to such a flagrantly juvenile diatribe makes you…what?…better some how?
We’re all borne unto this world with no help from ourselves. We are a part of this whole project and if you meet someone who is racist be they African, Asian, Arab, European, etc., guess what? You encountered an asshole.
If you do not wish to be stereotyped, then do yourself a favor and stop generalizing others.
Granted, I am going off a little here but only because I am sick of certain pockets of humanity that preach diversity and equality but then think they have some right to be dictators and totalitarianists of thought.
Is this you?
Is there really such a thing as a “totalitarianist of thought?”
My spell checker advises, “no” but I think you understand what I am saying.
Everyone is free to be a racist. These racists, in my opinion, should try to stop themselves from chastising other racists for being racists.
This country needs a hobby outside of war and trivial frivolity.
@xuthltan
First off, I am sorry if my post came off as racist. That was not the intent of my post. I just wanted to see why this guy felt this way about the different races. I was literally trying to find out why he thought that certain races are inferior because that just doesn’t make sense to me. Second off, I am a black man (you questioned the legitimacy of this in your post). However, I am in the minority of Blacks who don’t believe in any kind of racial superiority. I am against all racial superiority.
The purpose of my post wasn’t intended to make it sound like blacks are superior to any other race and I realize that the way I stated what I said may have come off that way. But, at the same time, I was giving my opinion that whites aren’t greater than any other race either (which this person was implying). When I said “How would you feel if I said that all white people have done is stolen stuff from other cultures and called it their own making them appear inferior to other races in the fact that they lack their own creativity” I was saying that white people have their flaws just like any other person of any other race. That was said just to prove that white people have flaws too like Blacks, Asians and other races. Maybe I did come off as a dictator of thought, but like I stated, that wasn’t the intent of the post. I will admit that I was slightly angered with what this person said and may have taken it too far and for that, I am sorry. In no way did I mean to generalize any race at all with what I said. People do have a right to be racist, but I also have a right to post my thoughts on racist people and why I think their way of thinking is wrong. I can’t change anyone’s mind whether they are racist or not, and I’m not trying to because they have the right to feel how they want about people. I was just saying that this is how I felt about the guy who made the post that I replied to. I know that many Blacks are racist too. Also, I know this site is not meant to taken seriously, but I took SomeWhiteGuys post seriously because of what he said. So yes I was being judgmental but only to that person – and the truth is that everyone is judgmental. It’s normal. I felt right in judging him to be racist and blind the way that I did just like you’re judging me to be racist and blind as well.
But, I am sorry for coming off as being racist myself because I really am not. And another thing – I am a very strong believer in individuality and that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. So no, I’m not advocating limitations on anyone’s speech because if that were the case, I certainly wouldn’t have given my own opinion and I wouldn’t have replied to what he said because I would have limitations on myself of what I can say to another person. Yeah, he has the right to say whatever he wants…but so do I. Whether you listen to my opinion about his racial remarks and how I feel is up to you. I’m not saying that you or anyone should listen to me and think the same way I do and I’m not saying that you can’t post your opinions. I did this because I had my own opinion about what this person had to say. And like I said, I really wanted to know this persons reasoning behind what he said in his post. But I do believe in individual expression which is the reason why I replied to that person’s post…I am not this “totalitarian of thoughts” like you asked.
For the record, and I am well aware of this websites satire, as a heterosexual man who is of European descent I must announce the following:
(By no means am I a spokesman for anyone. Just myself. Let’s hope someone understands this).
1. Funny or Ironic Tattoos – I have no tattoos, I will never have a tattoo and funny or ironic tattoos, for me, are nothing.
2. Moleskine Notebooks – …never owned one, never will own one, couldn’t give a f**k all about their existence.
3. Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy – Who’s Ed Hardy?
4. Bob Marley – Never cared for him, his music or his “message.” I don’t mean that the whole, “One Love” thing is wrong, I just think Reggae is boring.
5. Vespa Scooters – Again, I am a HETEROSEXUAL man. Bam!
6. Where the Wild Things Are – Regarded as insipid while a child, meaningless as an adult.
7. Banksy – …what?
8. Ray-Ban Wayfarers – Expensive sunglasses. Sure. I wanna spend $$$$ on sunglasses.
9. Conan O’Brien – As a writer for The Simpsons and for SNL as well as a producer and a Harvard grad, I would say, “yep, He’s alright.” That is all.
…and so forth.
Wow.
I must admit that you are one HELL of a man. By no means was I angry, if indeed I came across that way, and by no means was I defending him. I was just taking the time, for once, to expel some things that I have been observing these last 37 years and felt it necessary for my sanity and “soul” to get some things off my chest.
We are all on edge by a very select group of people that epitomize the adage, “The squeaky wheel gets the grease” and I am ashamed of us. It riles us because it seems that such ignorance should be ostracized and ignored…but it doesn’t, does it?
Many of us have learned the lessons of the past and decided not to repeat them but we keep getting pulled back into a defensive notion of propriety.
I didn’t nor do I think that you were or are a racist, and there are worse things. I was just suspicious and joining in some dialogue which has proven to be beneficial.
There is hope amongst us. It’s unfortunate that this planet is inhabited by some who feel a certain sense of inadequacy or supremacy and take those sensations and twist them into blame.
I certainly can’t blame you for taking an interest in that particular fellas thoughts considering that it is undeniable that some Europeans screwed over some Africans in the formation of this country. Just like there were African-American slave owners and Chinese “pimps” that exploited their own and anyone who would dare come near them.
I digress.
I appreciate your candor, your intelligence as a man (yes, I have devolved into a Male supporter due to double-standards that trump racism by many percentages although I still like me some chicks so don’t get me wrong), and your willingness to reply with such a calm resolve.
It’s men like you that make this world the success that it barely is.
Conversation, defense of one’s ideals, and the temerity to challenge the morons.
Bill Hicks would be most proud.
White is a color, don’t forget. Not a race. You are an individual. Protect yourself without damaging others and you may find some salvation.
Yes, I know. “white” is the absence of color for any of you technical types.
As I read and re-read our posts in-between martinis and asti spumante in a box (I am white, remember?), I must reciprocate the apology you offered. By no means do I think you should have apologized in the first place but by doing so, in my opinion, you have proven yourself to be an exceptional man.
And as a white to a black, you ought to be honored with a scholarship to Yale!
Obviously, I am in a mood for sarcasm at…unfortunately…your expense.
Please forgive me. I’ll try to be serious here even though I sense you laugh at much of this inane crap as I do.
Believe it or not, I am not Frasier Crane. Sure, I have a degree from Oxford and I am a Ph. D. but that doesn’t excuse my rude behavior and grammatical errors.
Also, I am an American that sounds British, apparently.
You, Sir, are not a totalitarian-ist of thought. You sanctify freedom of individuality and it’s unfortunate that this site, as funny as it can be sometimes, became our ground for dialogue.
Thank you for defending yourself with such eloquence and maturity and please forgive me for jumping to a conclusion prior to proper examination.
Hail Satan.
It’s ok haha. I just wanted to set the record straight that the reason I posted what I previously posted was because I am against all kinds of racism. At the same time, I do believe that people have the right to be racist…I just choose to be against this myself.
Thank you for responding to my post too. You brought a lot of things to my attention that I didn’t previously see while I was writing it.
I just laugh at this website because it exposes the stereotypes that are often made about white people – many of which I myself have discovered to be untrue about White people. For instance, there’s a post that talks about how White people take interest in “Black” things that supposedly Black People are no longer interested in – in the post it prominently discussed Black music. Being a part of the Black community myself, I can say that a lot of the Black folks I am around still take interest in older Black music. Me, for example. I love older hip hop and R&B (especially from the 90s). And if that were to be true, why would it be a problem for White people to enjoy music. After all, music is for everyone.
I take pride in my heritage as a Black man. I am proud of who I am and what ethnicity I am. Granted there are some things that I am ashamed of but that’s not preventing me from being happy with the race that I am. At the same time, I recognize that other people from other races are proud of themselves too which is one of the many reasons why I take racist remarks so seriously – when people make remarks like that they are disrespecting the individual, his or her self pride and the entire race itself.
You do sound like a very intelligent person yourself – which I am determining to be true because you have stated that you have a Ph.D. from Oxford (which is very admirable and respectable in my book). And trust me, age doesn’t matter. It all has to deal with how much experience a person has had with this topic. For example, I am only 21 years old. I went to a predominantly white elementary school and high school and have dealt with racist remarks from other students, parents, teachers, coaches, and other people who were in authority where I went. I have dealt with racist remarks all my life and I still take offense to these remarks because they’re personal. I know that I may have said something in the past that was taken in a racist context but I am old enough and cultured enough to be aware of what things could hurt people personally; I as an individual strive to overcome ethnic slurs and racist thoughts and statements because I know how much those things can negatively affect someone.
You see, there was a time in my life where I hated myself for being the only black guy in my grade (and sometimes even in the entire school). This was because of what people said to me and how people reacted around me. They made me feel like I was less than them because of my race and ethnicity and I just did not know how to overcome that and be the stronger person. I didn’t like being black for a little while because people made me feel uncomfortable about it. However, it all changed when I stood up to them and said that the way they were treating me was not right and disrespectful. I learned to start appreciating myself again by standing up to the racism that I had gotten. I learned that my race and ethnicity is part of who I am and that I should embrace and even LOVE my differences.
This is why I have such a strong hatred of racism and racist remarks. To me, I see racism as a tool to make people feel inferior to others. That’s what it did to me and that’s why I am against it. No one deserves to feel inferior for something that they can do nothing about or for something that they can’t change…at least that’s my thought. Also, I try to get people to realize that it’s ok to be different (the whole it’s ok to be an individual thing – however some people think that being different is a bad thing and theres really not much I can do about that). I know that I can’t prevent racism, but the one thing I know I can do is give other people the strength to stand up against the injustices that normally result from such ignorant and hateful thinking. When I refer to ignorant and hateful thinking, I mean this type of thinking from Blacks, Whites, Asians, Latinos, and other ethnicities, cultures, and races.
Like I said before, I am not telling anyone to change their thoughts. I’m just saying that my feeling is that I have the right to be against another persons statements or way of thinking just as they do for mine. At the same time, I recognize that my rights as an individual cannot interfere with the rights of another individual – just because I feel that I need to discuss with someone the racial, cultural or ethnic ignorance of a statement they have made does NOT give me the right to force my beliefs on someone; the only right I have is to state how I feel about what they said or what they think.
On a side note, I really do not know who Bill Hicks is. Could you tell me more about this person?
Wow, if more black people were like you America would be a better place and i probably wouldn’t be so racist myself. I do have to say that growing up in Los Angeles where white people are the minorities I have seen 10 times more black on white racism than vice-versa, the thing that really bothers me about it is that it is in many ways condoned by the media, school system and lets get real here, when’s the last time you heard about any non-white person going to prison for a hate crime(maybe because hate crimes only go one way right?)? If you say that this is not fair but understandable because the shoe was once on the other foot, you’d only be half right.
Look up the Moors and do some studying on them, they conquered the Iberian peninsula and colonized it for over 800 years, granted they did jump start a lot of technological advancements which makes me not feel too bitter at all, however I have yet to meet a black person that has acknowledged what their race has gained from going through what they did. It is sadly always an un-objective in reasoning “victim” stance which quite frankly is the only thing that keeps 95% of all blacks in a slave mentality and will continue to do so for a very long time to come. Black people should take a lesson from the Jews, those guys hardly ever cry because they’re too busy making money and secretly controlling the world!
“I’ve never seen a sincere white man, not when it comes to helping black people. Usually things like this are done by white people to benefit themselves. The white man’s primary interest is not to elevate the thinking of black people, or to waken black people, or white people either. The white man is interested in the black man only to the extent that the black man is of use to him. The white man’s interest is to make money, to exploit.”
—Malcolm X
“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations.”
Che Guevara
“Most people don’t know the real Che Guevara — the Che Guevara who wrote that he was thirsty for blood, the Che who assassinated thousands of people without any regard for any real legal process.”
-Felix Rodriguez, CIA agent who relayed the order from Bolivian president René Barrientos and the Bolivian military high command to execute Guevara BBC
Hey Dick Johnson – Moors aren’t black. North African, but not all black. And I don’t think black people in America need to apologize for Moors they aren’t related to.
Tony is not too bright!!
Look up the word ‘Moor’ dumbass. Wait, let me help you:
Moor |moŏr|
noun
a member of a northwestern African Muslim people of mixed Berber and Arab descent. In the 8th century they conquered the Iberian peninsula, but were finally driven out of their last stronghold in Granada at the end of the 15th century.
No WHITE person has ever claimed that Berbers or Arabs were WHITE people, (and berbers and arabs sure aren’t asian, so what is left??).
DOH!!
But White people who happen not to have Dutch, English French, Belge, Italian or Spanish shouldn’t have to apologize or feel guilty either, but white people all share the collective guilt no? Whats good for the geese apparently is NOT good for the gander eh?
BTW, malcolm X was a homosexual…
Hey (little) dick,
Your mom was one, what’s your point. The brotha Malcom, or Mr X to you son was married with kids unlke yourself. Unlike yourself with your male life partner. Hense your name, dick & johnson.
Malcolm X has six daughters and ONE WIFE, whom he was faithful to, unlike faggot white men who call themselves after male body parts like DICKS and JOHNSONS……
Sorry, but it’s actually the “Moops”…
“Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people. In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people”
sounds kinda like this site?
i love this photo lol one of my favorite posts in your site thanks for the amusement.
Obama Bin Lootin’
It is a white person’s utmost desire to be offended by a bigoted statement as much as possible. White people feel that to raise their status and popularity amongst other white people, they must be the victim of social alienation, to further express their individuality (see, “bisexual” a common identity taken up by white people soely for the purpose of making it possible for white people to be offended by slight comments, and appear to be a “minority”).
HAHAHA, you’re very funny.
HOWEVER, YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SPELL “SOLELY”……..
See the picture of a woman’s face and finger pointin’ at you? Yes, you offended her…about the comment on how big she looks in her dress. Try to make a snappy apology, but add you are attracted to big women. If it don’t work, tell her your dress is just too big (wrong size) except she can’t return it to the store she bought it from. Women are so sensitive about questions and comments about weight, age (yet there are beautiful older women out there) and appearance, or you won’t have girls have dyed hair and shirts with big cleavage to subliminally get our attention.
Remember, the whiter you are, the better you will be when you hang out with the “right” crowd in high places. Legacy children can get to an university faster than anyone else, you cut in line to prove yourself a child of an alumni “legacy” student. Also remember, It is a privilege to attend a private school, not a “right”.
you are a fat cunt and no one loves you.
I find the term “fly over states” offensive. Want a lecture?
Wait, so would you rather have people not standing against racist, sexist, ableist, classist, homophobic and such comments just because they’re white? It also came off like you were saying minorities don’t have the time/energy to be offended & act on it. So essentially no one should stand up against anything bad at all?
Ha ha, you are sooooo what this one is about – I don’t even care if you’re white or not! Thanks for that one Angelina!
i love the fact that so many of the comments on this post express offense. Self-fulfilling prophecy, perhaps?
Seriously, being offended on someone else’s behalf is the most pathetically self-righteous, entitled notion one can have.Using the joke example: If someone makes a joke about Asians, let’s say, and you (a white person) announce “i’m offended by your racist characterization of Asians,” you are inherently speaking from a position of supremacy–as if to say, “[insert minority] are unable to defend themselves! It’s up to me to (a) decide how something is intended in the first place (whether it’s offensive or not), and (b) to defend said ‘poor minority.’ It usually comes from a place of white guilt, where one feels as though one ‘should be’ hypersensitive to the plight of non-whites, due to the abuses of the past.
The reality, however, is that white guilt is inherently racist. It assumes an attitude of dominance over all others, and the right to arbitrate between them, plus most poignantly, operates on the fallacy inherent to racism, classism, sexism, etc–lumping people together into a generalised “they.”
!SPLURT! Hilarious.
I’m white and I still don’t like the KKK. It isn’t about guilt, it’s about disgust. I have an intolerance issue when it comes to stupid bigots, and I’m capable of caring about issues that don’t directly affect my life.
I guess I’m a -secret supremacist-. Or just not a SOCIOPATH.
White people mightlike being offended, but black people love it and can make a career out of it.
You mean all that painting was for nothing?
Now I’m really bloody offended
your comment is spot on, it annoys me to no end when my “white” friends try to make themselves feel not racist by telling me how they corrected or called out someone being bigoted against hispanics like me. Scuse me but I can am pretty able to defend myself if need be, and not as easily offended as my “white friends”
you forgot Portugese, dork!
except that would be inacurate since it is called “Basuco” in Bogota and only the homeless smoke it there, we Colombians prefer Whisky and warm beer…ehehhe
Hispanics? I thought they were Latinos now. Why can’t we get back to the words “Spanish” and “Chicano”. The ethnic identification terms we grown accustomed to are made by the US government by Nixon, the French under Napoleon or racist anthropology when they concocted other archaic terms – “Negroid”, “Mongoloid” and “Semitic” as in the Jews.
This offended me…:)
Glad you figured us out!
The only reason white people are “blessed with time and energy” is because every boss in America wants to hire spanish speaking, “exotic” looking illegal immigrants. The Mexican and Italian restaurants will not hire me because of my dark blonde hair…is that not discrimination based on race? Where is the Polish/Irish/Scottish/English restaurant where I may get hired for my appearance?
Oh Jesus. Here’s the difference moron:
Hispanic: You are from a country where the official language is Spanish. This includes Latin America and Spain.
Latino: You are from a Latin American country. This does NOT include Spain, which is European.
Spanish: You are from Spain. A lot of idiots think you are “Spanish” if you have a Hispanic background. No, this is wrong. Spanish is the nationality of someone from Spain.
Chicano: You are Mexican American. That’s it.
It’s not that hard. The next person who refers to me as “Spanish” is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
I like this article, keep it up!!
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Head over to #20 “Knowing YOUR culture”. Hilarious clips from Latin American TV shows and networks demonstrate how do white people (wrongly) learn about world cultures. Television and wikipedia…two worst sources of information.
Who really gives a shit, we are all people, that is all that really should matter not I am a mexican, black, chicano, white (my wife is white, sometimes if in the sun too ling pink, I am more like a beige), yeah call me beige!!!
Oh and why are mexican americans “chicano” and not mexican americans? Or just Americans…unless of course you are not….
I hate how it’s mostly white ass apologists who cry racism and shit instead of the people who should actually be freakin’ offended! Of course, everyone is guilty of frivilous lawsuits and holy-than-thou attitudes.
http://www.basicjokes.com/dtitles.php?cid=51
Problem, Spaniard?
SERIOUSLY TRUE!!!!!!!! HA HA HA
If you’re a “white” Latino or Latin American to never been called a “Mexican” and ever encountered an occassional question on your ethnicity, came a thought you had a small degree of American Indian blood? In the racial caste system of the Spanish colonial era, a castizo was one of an union of European and Mestizo (about half white-half Indian) to resulted in a quarter (1/4) Indian and 3/4 Caucasian. The term also applies within the range of .10 to .49 American Indian blood degree, but legally advance up the socio-economic ladder into the “whiter” Criollo, Montubio or Suco.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castizo
White people, get ready to be offended about the history of your race. I never knew any race there is ashamed of their own history, about how racist they were in promoting global colonialist empires. White history web site…LoL! +
Rule #1 – When the boss asks you WOMAN to sleep with him, you MUST…or you’re thrown out of work, WOMAN.
Rule #2 – Come in only with dresses to cover your legs, and make sure WOMAN is modest, except to her boss.
and Rule # 3- No political, religious or racial discussions: But we won’t hire blacks, Jews, Catholics or you, WOMAN.
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I think this goes on the “Stuff Black People Like” website. We’re not allowed to be offended, that’s racist.
Everyone hates sexual harassment at work, but who likes to bring this crap up over and over? We get it, alright? It’s not appropriate to talk like this not just at work. Check out another ’90s era hysteria about sexual harassment.
Dr. Laura spouted the “N” word carelessly 11 times, while on air conversating to a black woman caller about her white husband’s family uses that same word. Dr. Laura is known for her comments about homosexuals like “gays are biological errors” she said about a decade ago.
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/08/15/dr-lauras-rant-on-race-begs-the-question-just-who-needs-a-doc/?icid=main|main|dl5|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicsdaily.com%2F2010%2F08%2F15%2Fdr-lauras-rant-on-race-begs-the-question-just-who-needs-a-doc%2F
Fixing Natasha’s Post.
“Oh Jesus, my Eternal Lord and Saviour. Here’s the difference moron:
Hispanic: You are American.
Latino: You are American.
Spanish: You are American.
Chicano: You are American.
It’s not that hard. The next person who refers to me as “un-American” is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
“
Actually, terri, marrying an outsider is a biblical sin. Check your Old Testament. Why do you think you need to convert to marry a Jew?
Dr. Laura’s arrogance strikes again on August 16, 2010 at 11:13 pm
YOU NEED TO STFU…BEOOOOOOOTCH!!!
I LOVE THE GOOD DOC.
TIME FOR YOU LIBERAL SLANTING, TWISTING BULLSHITTERS TO GO…………………………………..
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
YOURSELVES, ALONG WITH YOUR SCUM AT HUFFINGTON PISS POST.
The adult-themed puppet play musical ‘Avenue Q’ discusses that how everyone is a lil’ bit racist. Guest-starring is the late great Gary Coleman (RIP lil’ man).
White people never take up for us in the youtube comments. : (
– black guy nick
sUCK MY DICK, BLACK GUY NICK.
Tesla,
STFU ya SPIC-American
I don’t get this ad. What is it advertising?
this is GREAT!!! the WET TV station is next…. hehehe, oh yeah, and the ‘white boys’ college fund, maybe us white guys and our employers can get a deduction for us working for ’em too. Oh wait, we’re the ones paying to cover the $hit in the first place. Ok, I’m done.
Things Republicans Hate | The Complete Guide to Conservative Hatred
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Is it OK to make fun of poor whites, esp. from rural areas of the South? The stereotyped inbred hillbilly white trash ultra-conservative christian racist redneck is one way to be funny without “offending” anyone…but don’t tell that to Nancy Grace or Jeff Foxworthy. They are Southern-born and raised, and debunk the stereotypes pretty much.
…and about Jeff Foxworthy, he’s a comedian and perform his schtick on Southern “redneck” stereotypes in a lighter tone. However, Nancy Grace has a career reporting news and issues she’s involved in. To start making comments and jokes at a serious workplace environment is uncouth.
I found that last paragraph quite amusing and the article as a whole quite accurate.
Nicely done.
This is stuff only certain white people like. There is such a thing as a white person who is laid back, intelligent and actually not a racist bigot.There are white people who don’t pretend not to be a racist bigot by making sure they have a certain amount of black friends, and being “pretend” multicultural. There are white people who don’t have shit, so they aren’t greedy and wasting thousands of dollars on shit they don’t need. There are white people who actually love black people, marry black people have best friends who are black who they trust more than anybody else, and don’t have hatred in their heart towards other races. I think what this blog got very wrong is the intentions behind a lot of these “white people” actions. Why do you assume that we are all fake superficial dumb asses who hide behind the mask of someone who gives a shit. A lot of us really do give a shit. We are diverse within our own race, we are all different. Here’s stuff all people hate….Stereotypes ’cause they are wrong and stupid.
I find this whole thing offensive and racist towards white folk like myself (though the part about not being offended at jokes about white people) It’s sad that racism has been reversed. All these dark skinned people finally decided to take advantage of the faggots in the white house hat keep pushing for “equality” yet they are merely trying to appeal to this foolish and ignorant public of America. It’s more like mutiny. (and yes I know this is all contradictory, it’s part of my sense of humor)
ya. you tell him. I agree with you 100% but.. who’s really going to read this AND care? I don’t mean to be an ass but by whipping all of that out you proved to be like part of the presumed white population whether or not you are white.
don’t be a dumb ass
whatever, I’m not offended actually, I just feel like the author probably does hate white people ,and he shouldn’t. Everybody in the end can find something in common.
Black people don’t, though.
What a ridiculous article lol
Every white person offended by this article just proved the point 😛
Asian baby love this commercial!
whoever made this website is the sh1t, you found the perfect white girl mouth for this post
oh and to anyone that is offended by this website, lol
i laugh at this site just as hard as when i see a fat black family entering a kfc
I agree, I’ve always found that white people tend to carry on about discrimination more than the targets of it do. When white people do it too often it makes me wonder if it’s because they’re battling with something in their own consciousness.
This is a really good website. I’ve been back once or twice over the past seven days and want to sign up for your rss feed using Google but find it difficult to learn how to do it accurately. Do you know of any guides?
Another classic example of this was the 2000 Olympics in Sydney Australia. Cathy Freeman, an aboriginal, was very much the poster girl for the Australian Olympic Team and reconciliation between white Australia and Indigenous Australians was very much the theme of the Olympics. The TV network that was telecasting the games was going out their way to be respectful towards Indigenous Australians and was bending over backwards not to say anything culturally insensitive. Anyhoodle, after Cathy won the gold medal in the 400 metres, a reporter goes up to her and says all the usual stuff fantastic win etc, and then he says is that your family celebrating over there? and Cathy says, yeah they’re my brothers they’re probably drunk already. lol. Apparently, the management said that the audio of her saying that was not to be aired again. You have to love the irony of white people censoring an aboriginal for being culturally insensitive towards aboriginals. So what, aboriginals aren’t allowed to celebrate with alcohol?
In all the movies and television shows the black person is always the boss, is always smarter than that the poor dumb white person,always has a white wife or lover,and is always the “good guy”. In every commercial there is always at least one black person at the family gathering.
Could This Possibly Be the Product of 24/7 Brainwashing by the movies, television, and News Media?
If Hitler had the propaganda machine that the US has, we would all be speaking German now.
amen
Best one ever is when you are talking with another white person and they talk about someone named Janet or whatever, and you respond, “Janet… oh is she the African American woman?” The white person always goes even paler than they already are and is like, “um well ya, um I don’t know, I don’t notice things like that. Why should Janet’s race matter?”
As a white man, I have found it impossible to speak to fellow honkies because I have to tip toe around everything I say
To be fair, when you’ve got as much racial privilege as white people have, you sort of have a responsibility to stand up against racism and your own structural privilege. To someone who understands racism, this means acting as an amplifier for things that people of color are trying to say but that aren’t being heard because of racism. To privileged-ass white people, this means trying to speak for minorities.
I agree with what you are saying. I am white and please believe i never turn a blind eye to racism. I always speak up. However to say that I am privileged because I’m white is crazy. I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth honey.
Hey biglrip. HAAAAAAAA. Such a since of humor. YOU ARE SO LAME FOR THINKING THATS FUNNY.
I’m offended by the implication that I enjoy being offended.
Not only that but they often demand that other people should be offended by the same things as them. I once had a signature on one of the forums I post on that said”I have the right to NOT be offended” And I do because I often hear people in the media bang on about something someone said or did and how bad it was and I find that a lot of the time I couldn’t care less.
I can’t believe liberals find this funny. you know its making fun of you right? and the fact you agree to this proves their point to. I can’t stand self hating whites, just as much as i hate kkk members and nazis.
It is true, I love to be called snowflake.
Why do so many people take this seriously from any angle? left or right, rich or poor, brown or white, it does not matter! The creator of this blog is a privileged white guy who is on track to get a liberal arts Phd. He he says very clearly in several interviews that this blog is a mirror of himself! he’s making fun of himself as well as making gouging social commentary. he is saying that his class of people are guilty of perpetuating the very things they stand against, so laugh at it and have fun with it; take it seriously but not that seriously. calm down folks, this blog is not worth fighting over. good day
Liberals find this funny precisely because we all know (and are) the people we’re laughing at. It’s very funny how some attitudes become so wide spread, creating a specific subculture.
The fact that we can both recognize ourselves in the author’s self portrait, and also laugh at ourselves seems to me to depict a healthy, rational self image.
NOT YET IT’S NOT!!
How dare you discriminate against white people who aren’t offended by this!!
by reading your post i want to say that it is good. and your picture is looking great. thanks.
Woah. It’s called not having a corn cob up your ass. Try it sometime.
Isnt this just perpetuating racism… ?
What a joke. If anyone ever pulls the “im offended” card, I tell them to grow the fuck up.
I hate it when people get offended on behalf of others!
It’s like when guys get angry that some other guy rapes a woman.
GET OVER IT, GUYS. Stop being mad at another man on behalf of some chick!
…In short, you’re a fool.
Clander,
You are the textbook definition of a racist white american. And the sad thing is that you may not even realize it. 99% of all White Americans are racist. You are the perfect example of White Priviledge and institutionalized racism. You’ve probably never heard of it. White people couldn’t see racism if it hit them in the side of the head. So don’t feel guilty or anything. Just keep profiting and writing more racist books for all the racist white americans out there.
The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do. So he just makes lists of things he likes for his own amusement at the expense of other minorities. Your blog is clearly racist. White people can’t see racism because they’ve never experienced it but every other minority in america can see how much of a racist you and everyone who reads it is. You are exposing the true racism in america today.
I dont know where your getting your facts but in case you didn’t know EVERYONE IS RACIST some more then others, I’m hard pressed to go one day without being called a white boy or cracker or something like that, sure my people weren’t slaves or anything like that, but I know what racism is, also thanks to our countries “political correctness” white men are the only people allowed to be made fun of anymore. So before you go off saying were all racist maybe you should go out in the REAL WORLD and realize the truth and stop being a jerk who can’t give up on the past. . .
White people are all racist
99% of all white people are openly racist and not ashamed to show it. The rest of the white people pretend to like diversity. That is politically correct. That is what they want everyone to think. If white people like diversity, then that means that they aren’t racist right? Wrong. That is all superficial fucking bullshit. A nice shiny shell that is rotting on the inside. You’re not fucking fooling anyone. White people are deeply racist, it is ingrained into them. The system is racist. The man is racist. Movies, commercials, advertisements, packaging – it’s all racist. All white people are trained to be racist whether they like it or not or want to be or not. They don’t have a choice. If you are a white person in America you will be racist and you will not even realize it. That is why we will never achieve equality in this country. It is called “White Privilege.” White people have never experienced racism. They don’t know what the fuck this thing that all minorities are talking about is. White people are cowards. Power to all minorities in America.
Good on ya, brother.
It’s about time more people from minority groups got off their asses to fight white racism rather than letting politically correct white people do it for them.
Bravo.
The same to you, you moron. How many white people do you know? None! Do you know why? Because, you are so insecure that you are afraid to know anybody; Especially yourself. The reason that all white people are racist, is because everyone is racist. People like you are the reason, because racism is a metaphor for fear. Underneath all of your tough, racist bullshit is a weak, selfish, terrified slave.
So people who marry and love people from other races are racist? And are racist towards their own bi-racial children?
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
LMAO. So you like to rape huh? I see what you did there
Hey to the person writing that long email up there….It seems to me like you are jealous of white people. Who isnt???
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You know what really kills me is that black people are more prejudice then white people. News flash my lil black friends, didnt a white man name Abraham Lincoln help free the slaves? One more thing slavery ended a long time ago so stop acting like we own you something.
agreed
Dear Fuck Whitey,
In your poorly judged and tragically misinformed attempt to “[help] make you less of a racist” you have overlooked a few key facts:
1) A vast majority of the world does believe in some God.
2) As a majority of the world is not white, it is safe to assume that the majority of the world does not believe in “White God”
3) Unfortunately your claims of Asian intelligence and Black physical fitness are stereotypes, which neither reflect the truth of the situation, nor helps anyone become “less of a racist”
4) This comment made no sense “Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.”
Also, copying and pasting the same idiotic shit as many times as the website will let you does not make your comment any more intelligent.
You do have one thing going for you though; you must be extremely organized. You’ve even set aside a good fifteen minutes to make a fool of yourself publicly
Dear “Concerned Citizen” what a wanker! Typical liberal leftie – I know what’s right for the world – response, if you don’t agree with me I will abuse you, then throw a wobbly and paste 50 repeat paragraphs. Or maybe you are someone holding on to something that happened 50 years ago, if so, stop playing the victim and get a life!
I love the site; it gives me a downtrodden “Whitey” a voice.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
One of the great promises of industry and technology is knowledge and freedom. But how well is this promise being realized? This list has made a convincing argument that, in many ways, we are just as enslaved and stupid as we ever were. Surely there are many freedoms, thoughts, and ideas that we take for granted, but we cannot deny the obvious. Illiteracy, depression, anxiety, and obesity are all growing epidemics. While industry cranks out a seemingly infinite succession of “new and improved” products (many featured on this list) and the media is dominated by an elite group of celebrities spoon fed to us in as many packages as there are products on the shelves, who among us can say confidently “I am informed. I am free.” In my experience the most free and informed among us are, often, complacent and highly self-involved (perhaps the author’s of this list?). And why not? We are probably the first society in the history of humankind that can get away with being totally ignorant and selfish without suffering any (obvious) consequences. I have my hybrid car, my iPad and my smart phone. As long as I have my drugs (legal or otherwise) and at least some time to enjoy my stuff, I don’t really care about much else. I know I’m not alone in this sentiment. Well, I have had a change of heart. Something is missing? I’m looking for an antidote to our lifestyle obsessed/consumer/celebrity culture. I’m fed up with our shallow, transparent culture (propped up by a opaque and corrupt corporations and government). I am offended because it’s all so offensive!
Jesus, I hope you’re fucking joking. A few thoughts:
1. We are definitely not the first society in humankind that can get away with being ignorant and selfish. Ever taken a history class? I’ll tell you what, back then people were a lot more stupid and a lot more selfish. Try going to the German states in the 17th century and enjoy how much more intelligent and pure everyone is before you get gang-raped and tortured by a marauding group of mercenaries.
2. “I’m fed up with our shallow, transparent culture (propped up by a opaque and corrupt corporations and government).” Wow, we’re both “transparent” and “opaque”, huh? That’s a hell of a trick we’re pulling off.
3. Illiteracy is definitely not a growing epidemic. The illiteracy rate is going down by the second. Once again, go take a history class.
4. “and the media is dominated by an elite group of celebrities spoon fed to us in as many packages as there are products on the shelves” The media is dominated by celebrities? What, does Tom Cruise own Entertainment Weekly? Does Bill Clinton own the New York Times? The media reports ON celebrities, not the other way around. Not only that, but the media isn’t dominated by anybody. That’s the First Amendment. Anybody can be the media. You want to change this ridiculous misconception of the world you have? Start your own newspaper. It’s as legal as legal can be.
I know…I saw the same thing over there. It was just too funny. Lisa at Hydrolyze
I think we all need to get a life!! Why would any of us seek to be offended? This is friggin craziness!!
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
Fuck off, Sexy V, I’m offended by your spamming. If I want to see a naked hipster chick I’ll see one in my bedroom biatch!
Speaking of being offended why is the word CUNT more socially unacceptable than the word COCK?
The world is full of people just itching to say “your fucked for saying that and I’m better than you because I’d never say that.”
Because women get offended more easily than men?
I always have to laugh at the people who make ridiculous (but energetic) attempts to slander the white race.
As if you can somehow forget that almost everything you’ve got was invented by white people. Every disease that you don’t have to worry about was cured by white people. If there’s a natural disaster, the rescue teams are going to be mostly white people.
Yeah, I remember how many white people were there in China to help with disaster relief after that earthquake.
Take your white supremacy somewhere else, Adolf. It’s too painfully ironic that you’re here.
*American, Canadian And A Jew In Heaven*
On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.
My friend in high school used a walker one day in a skit for her class. After, a fellow classmate felt it her duty to tell my friend that she was offended that she used the walker because it mocked those who had to use them or had walking disabilities. Without batting an eye, my friend responded, “What are you talking about? That’s my walker. I had to use for a while after my accident.”
Ziiing!
http://www.parentdish.com/2011/03/03/the-word-retard/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl6%7Csec3_lnk1%7C204659
I think you’re overthinking this, man….actually, I know you are…
Just chill hahaha.
It’s also funny how millions of people have died from diseases begotten by white people. Millions across the globe historically were murdered and enslaved against their will by white people. [Racist] Laws that negatively affect minorities unequally were/are enacted by white people. Segregation of races occur as a result of white people (I’m from Chicago, one of the most segregated cities in the U.S. You can see it plain as day if you take a bus or train from the north to south side and vice versa). Natural disasters/health issues are occurring at higher & faster rates because of a deteriorating biosphere as a result of rich white people’s greed and failure to support environmental protection and energy reform. Millions across the U.S. are losing their homes as a result of corporations & banks run by mostly (if not entirely) rich white people. Millions of impoverished Americans are losing desperately needed welfare benefits as a result of stupid white people who would rather give them to rich people and corporations as tax benefits.
Don’t get me wrong, I love everybody, and I def. love white girls lol But facts are facts and you can’t deny ANY of what I said.
Whoa…
The http://www.americanchristiansociety.com/home
Says: – if you like being offended –
“Most blacks are stopping the advancement for themselves and whites. They have a mindset of taking rather than producing. This is a drain on our society. Ideas like affirmative action only encourage this type of behavior rather than teaching them to adapt and overcome. While both races are being held back…”
Mr. Awesome- “White people are racist. Blah blah blah”
Every race has had slaves at one point or another. Mexicans even sacrificed their slaves after making them do intense work like build their pyramids, impaling them and ripping out their hearts while they were still alive in their pyramids. That’s alot worse then forcing them to work and wipping them and all that shit. The welfare system is abused by minorities and the political and economic playing field is more than fair. You’re just a bunch of crybabies.
We’re all getting offended!
@Mr.Awesome>> the biggest threat to negroes in this country is abortion….
because the alternative is to take responsibility for your own actions, and to democunts and the majority of negroes, that is simply out of the question…
your point of view is so ignorant, the reason nobody bothers to deny it is for the same reason nobody stops to discuss anything with the nutbag on the corner yelling at traffic… pointless…
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/15/glenn-becks-message-from-god-5-moronic-thoughts-on-the-japan/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl3%7Csec1_lnk3%7C206147
Nobody should publicly comment about the Japan disaster. Whatever you say can be used against you in the court of the mass media. To have an opinion, make sure it will be respectful and have common sense in how you say it.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2081840_talk-pregnant-woman.html
There are a multitude of reasons why I adore Natalie. Below I list but several:
1. As she stated in her 2011 Oscars award speech, she is a child sensation. I am also a child sensation, having been deemed a “jazz prodigy” at the tender age of 11. At the same age Natalie gained a role in the (in my opinion, rather mediocre) movie entitled Leon.
2. She is a Jewish American like I am.
3. Though perhaps not as beautiful as me, she is rather attractive
4. She attended a prestigious educational institution which means she is of the same fine breeding as myself, that is to say, we are both intellectuals who are on the same level. Though I merely attended a second-tier institution entitled Smolny College – it was in St Petersburg Russia, and may I remind you that I was the first fully marticulated American student studying there. Suffice to say, that is an amazing accomplishment in itself. Though I cannot drop into casual conversation that Harvard was my alma mater, I am highly gifted at speaking Russian as my 2nd language. Therefore, I believe the two of us are kindred souls in this regard. Meredith Deaton – an exLivejournal friend – attended NYU, but everyone knows they offer nothing but a non Ivy League second-tier education for a ridiculously expensive amount of dinero. Institutes that I have attended, such as UMass, Bard College, Smolny and the University of Arizona, though perhaps less prestigious, are FINE institutes…I swear.
5. Natalie lost 20lbs for her role in Black Swan. I consider this a remarkable achievement, and personally my aim is to lose the majority of the flab around my stomach sooner or later.
6. I am highly interested in film and film-making. Though music was my consumate passion for the first half of my years, and I am highly skilled at creative writing (which you can discover by “googling” me: Ania A Shapiro, or Aimee Rae Friedland will do), I do have an inkling sensation that film is where my true talent lies. I dream of co-producing an Academy Award winning screenplay with my literary hero David Sedaris. Hopefully Natalie will be my heroine – though I may need to hurry along with my ambitions before she gets too aged.
7. Her spouse is French. The language was a passion of mine, though juvenile, it was a worthy interest for a pubescent teen as I was at the time. In fact, it was on a trip to Paris that I discovered, ironically, my passion for Russian and everything Russian. What a feat to win the heart of such a talented, artistic, stereotypical French man like Natalie has. Though, as I am bisexual, perhaps a French woman would be quite as desirable in my regard.
8. What a coincidence! She and I have both changed our names. Like Natalie, my birth name is not the same name by which I am well known and celebrated. I was born Aimee Rae Friedland, and she, Natalie Hershlag.
9. I do not wish to continue associating with middle class bores. An ex-Livejournal friend of mine, Meredith Deaton, believes she is some sort of internet celebrity because she has oh, 100 or so followers on some online journal. And she is pretentiously proud of her mediocre “accomplishments” – such as, what exactly, traveling to a few countries and attending NYU? Living in Tokyo for 2 years? I laugh in the face of such a typical suburban mindset that believes such petty yuppie goals are actually “accomplishments.” I dream of exceeding all boundaries, excelling beyond my suburban upbringing in Tucson, and residing in pent-houses of the rich and famous. I desire to be truly admired by celebrated people whose opinions count. Natalie has these qualities and I strive to attain them for myself. I wish to move beyond the boundaries of mere internet followers and become a global sensation, standing up there accepting an Academy Award for Best Director in my beautiful gown. Where is Meredith Deaton now – teaching at some local high school in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma? A far cry from Soho or Monte Carlo.
10. Natalie has a refined sense of style, which I possess as well. While lesser humans are content to wear shit Target attire, I clothe myself in haute couture.
The loss of of our 1st amendment rights (i.e. freedoms of speech and expression) is a result of the planted Hippie values of the 1960s followed by Yuppie values of the 1980s, social movements based on “more education” and “worldly views”. and what you have is our society became hyper-sensitive when it comes to talking about politics and diversity issues.
Without a healthy dose of speaking your mind as long it is not false, hateful and promotes violence against a person for belonging to a group of people, you have the right to make a comment about an issue affecting anyone (i..e. a straight person opines on whether or not homosexuality is “natural” inside a place of worship) and all of us, we are people after all.
So, a white person can’t discuss things relating to African-Americans and a male can’t comment about females, would it apply vice versa? Most white people disapprove of racism towards people of color and most men dislike sexism against women. But we have to be careful talking about others like to avoid stereotypes and generalization that could offend them.
Correction: with (not without).
To observe a different culture and make a report about what you just saw, you may well engage in stereotyping and we are taught by now how “wrong” it is. However, we don’t mind a non-American to make a comment on American culture, like we’re “rich, fat, loud, untamed or too free”. This is the current mood in much of the world, including the Middle East. Then to correct what I just said, the Arab world and Muslim societies are in revolt against the tyranny Americans are very against.
Wanna hear a joke?
Women’s rights.
A bigger joke is Geraldine Ferraro…she died.
Now that’s a cruel non-joke joke.
Now about Sarah Palin…ever running for president,
she gets nominated, and then went onto winning!
What a cruel joke she is.
Gregalicious: Wow, the likes of you is still here? That’s some strong addiction to this website. Have fun still being an obnoxious thundercunt.~
Wow, that was mean!! Gregalicious you gonna take that?
That’s so…WHITE.
That’s so…BLACK.
That’s so…JEWISH.
That’s so…MORMON.
That’s so…HISPANIC.
That’s so…ASIAN.
That’s so…MUSLIM.
That’s so…CATHOLIC.
That’s so…REDNECK.
That’s so…TEENAGER.
That’s so…OLD.
That’s so…FAT.
That’s so…GIRLY.
That’s so…ADDICT.
That’s so…HOMELESS.
That’s so…ITALIAN.
That’s so…IRISH.
That’s so…POLISH.
That’s so…HINDU.
That’s so…CANADIAN.
That’s so…AUSTRALIAN.
That’s so…CRIPPLED.
That’s so…PREPPIE.
and finally, That’s so…GHETTO.
Note when you read this list, do any of you feel offended?
I don’t mean to, but I really hope so. That’s so…unacceptable.
And remember the GLBT (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual or Trans) and Mentally disabled communities, don’t want to be represented like they are “bad”, “wrong”, “unwanted”, “lame” or “stupid”.
When you want to say something is just not right, please don’t say “gay”, “retarded” or the like to describe groups of people differnet from you…nothing is wrong with any of them at all.
Don’t compare us with something immoral…with certain people and Please think before you speak, or we say that’s so…YOU.
http://www.mydaily.com/2011/04/12/what-not-to-say-to-a-military-wife/
Very important for professionals in community services and social/public services when working with the mentally challenged (or make that, “people who have mental disabilities”). They want to emphasize the part of “People” first, not for their disability. In associations, social functions and workshops, they take the issue seriously on how to properly label them. For example, do not say or write “Autistic people”, just say “People with autism”.
YOU ARE so offensive, poor women have to have them lil’ babies. Disturbing. And she has to be Japanese. Must be why the birth rate is low in Japan but LOWER in China.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12771938
The only White people I know who do that are liberals who want to impress minorities by showing them that they are not racist. Lower class Whites couldn’t care less what minorities say about them as long as they don’t call them racist—they usually just stay away from minorities to avoid that.
Mr. Awesome; The majority of slaves in todays society are caught and broken by their own people. The majority of slavery still comes out of Africa. Ergo, there are more black people enslaving other black people than ever.
The ancient Egyptians, who were not white but olive complexioned, owned and killed more slaves than anyone else ever has. We are talking hundreds of thounsands. The Mayans were a close second. Comparitivley, white skinned people have had less slaves and treated them much better.
Samian, white people have invented many amazing hngs in the last 200 years. Before that? Dude. Read your history. White people were mainly wading in their own waste for thousands of years while the middle east was the pinnacle of technology. Then we stole it.
“But that doesn’t make it okay!” I hear you say. No. And none of your arguments justify any of the racial hatred in the word towards white people. Maybe if we stop drawing lines between white people, and black people, and yellow people, and just call them “People”, this whole problem will disappear.
A huge part of racism is that people of certain origins and groups tend to keep themselves in some way seperate from foreign society. Jewish people keep there own communities, as do sudanese, indian etc. And they keep the distinction alive by advertising “I am not the same as you. We are fundamentally different”. Now, I think remembering your culture and origins is great, but you have to assimilate into a society if you want to be accepted. To put it simply, you have to join, if you want to be included. I’m not going to enter into debate over what should go and what should stay but if we really want this horrible aspect of humanity to be eradicated, we have to take it seriously, and start with ourselves.
Shalom
-Proud member of the human race.
http://headlines.verizon.com/headlines/portals/headlines.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=headlines_portal_page__article&_article=3429734
I once had a total stranger come to the defense of a friend of mine cos someone called him “black” instead of, and I quote, “using the more politically correct term African-American”
to which my friend shrugged and casually replied, “But I’m neither African nor American, I’m French.”
I laughed so hard I had juice coming out my nose
Take it from him. Sexual Harassment Panda. Don’t make him a sad panda 😦
Much of what you say is true, but only in reference to certain individuals, My problem with all this is we allow ourselves to think with a totally different rational concerning the subject of Race or the fair treatment between the races.
example- when you move into a neighborhood, enter a new job, you want a fair shake, you don’t want to be judged as a possible threat, a criminal element just because a member of your family was militant, and lets say committed , and was judged for a terrible crime. You,,, want to be judged and should be accepted totally on the basis of your own worth, your own desire to make society work.
And this is a cry from the black community, thats been rightfully echoed , and still is heard,, judge me for me, not my race ,. or other individuals of my race.
yet we on the other hand are associated with crimes of the past by others as a general rule. It is every peoples responsibility to guard against the evils of the past, ( but it is not )everyone’s responsibility to be stand in scapegoats, to another race that as much as they claim the opposite seem at times afraid to move into this new age. putting a fresh stamp not on their race but upon themselves. They’re focus to move forward in a less seperated world. If thats truly what black America’s desire then articles about what white think, and how they act become what they are, one more counter productive effort. We need to see the past in its real relevance to today.And remember we all are spectators on the past , and should see it in all its beauty and its ugliness as just that history. Lets once and for all put away the race card, examine ourselves, and get on with our lives.
I grew up during the race wars of the 20th century. (Pontiac Mich – 60..80’s).
Did not no one need me, a American Caucasian of European decent, needed me to get offend for them
This is pretty much true, i love feeling feeling rage.
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and now I have coffee coming out my nose. so funny. 🙂
I would hope that the coffee that came out of your nose was Starbucks brand coffee. That is obviously the only kind of coffee that white people drink. 😉
I’m offended on behalf of all of the people that were offended by this post.
I’m offended on behalf of Gronewoller.
I’m glad that someone has noticed my plight in being offended at the plight of others. On behalf of the people on whose behalf I am offended, I thank you.
Correction, in Seattle, they only drink next-gen coffee that you can’t even begin to understand yet. Too many bourgeois white people like Starbucks now, so real white people like coffee from local coffee shops only and tend to try and avoid the Starbucks and other such trendy chain stores unless it’s a caffeine emergency. Then they internally criticize everyone who isn’t there ironically.
White people don’t like to talk politics, except whatever they feel like is the right thing to do. They don’t talk about religion, except in what they believe in is correct…and they never talk of money, since being a snob is worse than being a slob.
Even if that includes some white people?
Mels trailer park sucks, I am offended by the fucking scumbags and junkie pill popping whores who smell there, I mean live there, unwashed vermin.
trailer park loser, fucking cunt
I am a working girl (whore) pro cock sucker, at Mel’s fabulous trailer park, I work hard for my money, and mels sucks and smells like shit, one day I will have enough money and meth to leave mel’s scumbag shit hole, fuck you Melvin Jewberg and your shitty white ghetto trailer park.
MisterSharp on Youtube made a series of comical Public Service documentaries to spoof at the 1940s/50s era British ones used to inform the public on alot of things: such as “the Woman and you”.
Everything is Offensive! To you, to them and to everyone. Check this out from Youtube star TheAmazingAtheist. He’s opinionated but free-thinking on politics, as well on religious beliefs and moral issues of the day. Don’t view it if you find it to be…offensive. +
Stuff white people like: ddosing this fucking racist site.
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Doug on positive note I make a point of not offended. But everyone get or maybe I could say have a bad day. Although someone making fun or a derogatory comment just doesn’t rattle most people, me included. In fact everyone can get a little relief from the everyday trap with some lightheartedness. Doug
This is probably the worst article I have ever read. Congrats
You got offended by the article? That is hilarious.
“After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”
Genius! How did I not think of this? I need help moving some things, now is the time to let slip my (slightly) mixed ancestry. I normally don’t bother mentioning it. Perfect!
Effing FUNNY!
I take it a parody of the workplace sensitivity training videos for new hires in the office.
Expect some celebrities in PSAs like the current campaign against the phrase “that’s so gay” about to not unwantedly touch pregnant women.
Have the AD council, ADL, ACLU and feminists in the NOW and concerned women for America (the GOP side) make them on TV.
I guess it is not in the interest of all white people to have a post like this. Need not to encourage such disussions which could spur reactions from readers everywhere.
LOL Hillarious
it would be even funnier if any (white) ppl got offended reading this
And of course, all white people are actually mixed race to some extent. Most can name a remote, if not immediate, Native American, African, or Pacific Island ancestor from one side of the family
o0 what a research… though it was interesting to read..
As a very white male I am offended yes it’s true, by all you non-white bitches loving everything I do.
I can do no wrongness every where I roam. Whether way down by the Swanny River, or hangin’ around the Old folks home.
The constant adoration of the non-white pursuation for the powerful pull of my pale pink palor has me depising the sigh’s that rise from the thighs of the gals with the guise when they praise what they prize, just a gaze from my eyes cause in spite of my size, I’m one of them white guyz.
My shit smells horrible, my eyes aint even blue, but you wanna have my baby, and there’s nothin’ I can do,
There’s nothin’ I can do, there’s nothin’ I can do, there’s nothin’ I can do to stop the love I get from you.
You dig my Anglo action but if it ever ended, I could finally get some sleep, and you’d probably be offended, so
There’s nothin’ I can do, there’s nothin’ I can do, there’s nothin’ I can do to stop the love I get from you.
In a hierarchy of color, there will always be women who are dying to have ‘white babies’ as whites feel most comfortable with blacks/hispanics/asians that look white. They just want the membership that white skin brings. It’s not you they want boo. keep telling yourself that though..Obviously it makes you feel better at 2am…BTW,I NEVER heard any woman (even white) talk about how great white guys are in bed. Never. Enlightended negroes know that to truly understand racism is to understand ‘white male sexual insecurity.” All the atrocities stem from it…
The vast majority in my experience wil never admit such a thing
Who wrote this a colored??
Being of mixed race, part of me was amused by this while the other part didn’t know how to feel about it, until I changed my self description to half caste and punched myself in the face. That’s better!
I’m black and I love hummus so does this mean I’m really white? lol
As a white gay man I am offended I cannot marry my hamster Rodney, Rodz will stay tucked in my asshole for now.
It depends on where you are from. In Alabama, we just say white people or black people. Obviously, the racists amongst us use more derogatory words and more times than not, it is not tolerated. One fault a lot of us have is referring to all immigrants as Mexicans. Even if the immigrant is from Guatemala, he is still called Mexican. (Or “Messcan” if your southern accent is really strong.) Anyway, I just found this website and it cracks me up!!!
american whites are hyper sensitive to being percieved as rascist towards blacks the same way germans are terrified of being percieved as anti-semitic. Which are really same as the reason that its impossible to be offended by bigotry against white people in general… because whites were never enslaved with their culture then systematically destroyed by africans, nor did the jews ever murder several million germans…..
its pretty much like if you are accused of cheating on your girlfriend you only get panicky when you actually have cheated… if you havnt cheated then you dont give a damn about the accusation.
Man – talk about a serious generalization.
Not all white people love to be offended, watch documentaries and wear sandals with socks – or whatever else you mentioned. That’s like saying that all black people love fried chicken and all asians love “flied lice” – yucky stereotype.
It sounds like you’ve just been around college aged white kids or something.
Or… you just talked to a few white people and decided to hate them because they were different from you.
Either way, lame, blah blah blah.
To be honest, I don’t get offended for anyone else. I don’t know them and I don’t care about them – but I DO get upset over all of the anti-white stuff. I mean – for crying out loud, I’m just a poor irish kid. I didn’t enslave anyone. Sheesh.
I guess it’s pretty funny when people of other races get offended by racist remarks, then.
Grow up, little turd. Tearing into someone just because of their race – ANY RACE – is disgusting.
Don’t like white people? Move somewhere where they are the absolute minority and quit hating.
What is up with you retards being like “you are generalizing” “not all white people get offended!” Blah blah blah. Its called sarcasm you idiots.
I’m offended
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I’m guessing a black person wrote this…..figures.
A white person recognising and acknowledging the latent racist undertones of a thing is self-gratifying now? Who cares if it is, it’s a move in the right direction. For instance, when you mention that white people engage in ‘lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops’ to raise awareness ‘among white people’ you are inherently stating that black people do not engage do this. I’ve noticed that and I’m going to comment on it. Every person has a right to recognise inequality and prejudiced inference, not just the person being reduced or stereo-typed. To suggest anything else seems a little naive and knee-jerky.
Impossible.. look at the spelling and grammar.
nope, a white guy did
It’s a joke, dickhead…and remember this is white AMERICANS, those of us from Europe are pretty different to you guys. Most of this goes over our heads? Birkenstocks? Starbucks? Vespas have been here for many years! Ah, pale americans….you make the worst music 🙂
Tim from the trailer park, I smell worse than a rotting corpse but I give out beatings, so watch when you fuck around at a trailer park. I don not like your niggas either so straighten up and act white.
where I live and work, (an extremely liberal state), I get frequently amused at work. I’m in heavy construction, and since its work, black ppl around here generally don’t want to do it. we may have one or two on a job with hundreds of ppl. They’re always crying about racism because there aren’t many blacks around. The obviouse reason for that is, the ones that are there, don’t want to do any work, and almost none show up looking for a job. After that they have to pass a drug test to get hired. The amusing part comes in when someobody asks me who so and so is and they get offended when I say, “He’s the black guy”. ????
all I can do is laugh, they don’t know why they are offended, they just are…
this is true i think i hate white people maybe i should move… btw im white nd im starting to seriously think white people are the most annoying race even though i deny it at first thinking people are all the same there NOT i hate white people accept me
do other races seriously not prefer to get offended on behalf of other people and read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.
because white people do it everyday i can barely help my self from leting my rage kill them its so annoying its ruining my life……. plz respond
if this is really true and its turns out im actualy happier when i ignore all white people but myself im going to shit my pants of pure joy
seriously seriously i think ive been listening to all white people and ignoreing myself my whole life
i think i actualy feel happy im not kidding
i think i beleave in magic too…… and aliens everything cuz like it would have been so easy to ignore the chill in my bones when i read this but now its to late hahaah i seriously beleave anything anyone tells me from this moment on everyone gets a chance
accpet white people.. aha hehhahaahaahh:D 😀 😀 😀 😀 thank you
And yet here you are getting offended. The irony is quite hilarious… :p
love it when white ppl express their feelings OUT LOUD – AT WORK of being offended by seeing Spanish everywhere….double take…Really???? oh wait……awwww I knew u were hiding in there somewhere u Racist!!
I just get the feeling Doreen is fat ugly dog, a real slob, tell us Doreen how many stomachs do have, the over/under is 4
BEING OFFENDED? HOW ABOUT BEING AN ASSHOLE, LIKE ME!
“white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people”
It’s funny how every race on the planet gets mad if you say things the way they really are, but white people don’t even get mad if you start talking about white trash or rednecks.
R shut up.
Two thumbs up for the post.
This makes my dick hurt.
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I’m just wondering what you obozo fluffing fruitcakes see in this douche??? Just what has he done that still make you wanna throw your vote and the country further into the toilet???
well asshole, the stock market was a shade over 8000 when oboza took over, now over 13000, done fairly well, if mitty wins, and fires money printer bernanke as promised the market will go down, the only thing holding it up is money printing, “don’t fight the fed market” but mitt just talking shit like U, and will keep printing and borrowing to hold up the market the same as oboxa and busha. until the whole thing goes down the shit hole, where u dwell, got it asshole.
Did I offend you people?????
If so, deal with it………
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If you thought I was a nigga before, just wait til I start my second term. Fried chicken and bbq in the front lawn every fucking weekend, that and I am going to put 36″ rims on the beast and the rest of my motorcade.
Call the next for years….. “Barack Gone Wild”!!!!
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I live in Spain with other Brits and none of them (me included) speak Spanish and the locals never give us a hard time. When I lived in the UK I used to go ape crazy about Poles, Romainians, Slovakians, etc coming to the UK and not speaking English.
I think you would go a very long way to find a more racist nation than the English, well apart from the Scottish of course.
Berlin is full of people who are easily offended. The city has a lot of white people and other things northern white people like, like disagreeing with you, squatting, cafes full of Macs and torn hoodies. Find out more here: http://www.isitajoke.de/2012/09/1-z-of-kreuzberg.html
I like it in the ass, if that offends than fuck u.
Everything offends white people it is crazy esp middle aged white women .
I find gooks offensive, smelly and just gross.
So was that you coming out of the closet, or…???
This was a great article! Wonderfull satire and I had a great laugh about it. it illustrates how I feel about many pc white people in the country where I live wonderfully.
I actually did guilt trip white people a lot when I was a teenager. It’s so easy.
I wouldn’t do that anymore now though.
I’m going to reference this article everytime I want to put a loud white PC anti racist in his place
Thank you for writing this and being a comedy genious
whats a gook? is that like a rookie geek? or would that be a gookie?….
There is certainly a lot to know about this issue. I like all the points you made.
Haha, everyone seems, now days to find offense in about everything. Quite often it’s a response for being a poor debater, or it’s worth $ as in a law suit or something.People just have an inflated sense of self worth and believe most others are attacking that self worth in some way. In all, I’d say British people seem to enjoy being offended the most, as their skills in appearing superior are self evident, and go back a great many generations. I’m referring to ‘Aristocrats’, who have made a keen art of it.
Maybe the longer you have lived in a free society, the more you feel you have a right to treatment superior to other lesser free peoples worldwide.
It’s all an illusion though. Still I find it comical to just plain self indulgent. In the End, every knee will bow, like it or not, King or peasant. And thats the Beauty part of it Ha ha…
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I’m offended by this!
Racism as we know it today is more on offensive behavior than legalized forms of segregation in the past.
Take a hour of your time to review the film “A conversation about Race.”
Berlin is full of people who are easily offended. The city has a lot of white people and other things northern white people like, like disagreeing with you, squatting, cafes full of Macs and torn hoodies. Find out more here: http://www.isitajoke.de/2012/09/1-z-of-kreuzberg.html
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I’m a PoC and it seems like white people always love getting offended on my behalf, even when I/other PoC say that I/we don’t need-or want-them to be offended for me/us (which is 99.9% of the time).
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This website obviously contains a list of what “liberal” white people like. I don’t even refer to blacks as “African Americans,” as that is a divisive term. I also couldn’t care less if someone makes a sexist, racist, or homophobic remark and often think those remarks are funny.
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Maybe I’m too white to understand this… But uh, I’m pretty sure black people are the ones who are “easily offended”. Seeing as how if you say “coon, nigga or any other racial slur they get all upset but they are allowed to say “cracker, honky, etc.” without even blinking an eye. White people never say anything about it, in fact we just keep our mouths shut because we have this thing called common decency. I went to a high school were two black males came down the hallways yelling “kill whitey!” and no one said anything about it. If I were to go and do the same thing yelling “kill all the negros!” my ass would have been suspended, threatened by the black community and lost all of my friends for being an asshole racist. Black people get away with so much shit because they play the race card. Get over yourselves. No one gives a shit that you’re black, white, asian or w/e. If people would stop posting shit like this we could all move the fuck on. As Morgan Freeman once said ” If you stop talking about it, it’ll go away.”
Hope I didn’t offend anyone, although if you’re not white you shouldn’t be right?
I think Americans can offend me however they want to. I love my Chinese custom. I love Chinese food. Americans never stress on custom. No. They care too much about culture, and never mention custom. A Chinese man can always pursue a beautiful spouse, but as a woman I can never pursue a partner, and this is how I am for China’s behind(for my own country). I am for Our Custom.
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In canada our trash are the somalis who can go around beating and raping women at bus stations and stealing cell phones.None of these guys have worked a day in their lives and they all get subsidized housing. Do you want to know something else, we are always giving to help minorities but can remember one time that one of them did something for a white person?? Like they dont even hire us for us. If certain people think they are mistreated in america and whties are racist u should go live for awhile in china, lebanon or india and then come back and tell me who the real racists are!!
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Then Germans who have Nazi grand-parents should be apologizing to their local Jews, no?
Christianity is a middle eastern invention. Muslims eventually wasted as many Christians as they could and ran them out of the Middle East. By this douche bag’s logic, every descendant of a Christian murdered by a Muslim should apologized to for the atrocities done to their God fearing ancestors, no? Or is that “bad shit” just all in the past?! How far back do we have to before it’s just bad shit that is all in the past?
Conversely, should the black descendants of slaves be thanking the white descendants of those Craggers who helped free their ancestors?? Or nah?
Cragger-ass-Cragger, please PLEASE do NOT procreate. Do the black man a solid and don’t multiply. If anyone needs to apologize, it’s you for being such a colossal douche. Seriously, you make me physically ill.
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you colored shit talkers on here are just mad cause we whooped ya.we whooped ya and took your shit,just like you parasites are doing to us now,only you never had the balls to fight us for it,you opted to sneak in seeking sympathy and then begin your baby making campaign.all the while scrounging off the gov’t.and pushing your heroine poison.you dont even know how offended whites are and its gonna blow up in your faces.you cant have europe or america,so prepare to be whooped again.
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I was not taught racism growing up what so ever. It was just the opposite I was taught to respect all people regardless of their skin color. Over the course of my life I learned racism. And I have found that black people are far more racist then white people. That and the black people learn to work the system and milk the government for money upon they have not earned any money. I worked in the business where black people will do anything not to work and play the system to make money. I have many black friends and consider them good friends. However there are black people and there are n****** just as there are white people who are white n******. There will always be racism in this country. Also racism does not just apply to black and white people. Why can’t white people say Niger and black people can say anything they want about white people with no consequences. It’s absolute b*******. Political b*******. I cannot stand the way this country is heading it’s all coming down to political b*******. When we were kids it did not matter what color what background nothing mattered but the person’s character. Now this country is turning into one big pile of s***. I’m disgusted as long as millions of others. Getting back to Obama he thinks he’s the king of the United States. He’s running this country on what he and he alone believes alone. That is not the way this country was built. In my opinion the man is a pompous ignorant stupid Niger who thinks he is in total control and power. Once this douchebag is out of office I will guarantee you the majority of decisions he made will be reversed and he will go down as one of the if not the worst president ever. Not only does he go down he is a drug addict and I have absolutely no comprehension how this absolute idiot was re-elected. What is this b******* of black lives matter all lives matter. This is simply form of hatred of black people who feel the government should give them free housing and free food for doing nothing. 30% of black people are hard-working good people. The other 70% are on the streets selling drugs killing each other and have no respect for themselves or others. Why is it black people are shooting are police officers who protect their lives and when there’s trouble the police are the first ones on the scene. I’ll tell you what, complete ignorance and stupidity. In some cases half of the police forces are black people. Yeah the blacks shoot their own whether they are police or other blacks in the hood. This country needs to change the laws you kill a cop and it’s proven in court you die. No seven years
I keep wondering why Gay Activists were not offended by the stereotyped homosexuals in “Allo Allo” and “Waiting for Guffman”. They offended ME, and I am straight as they come.
Tim: My grandfather served with De La Rey. So he was an African REFUGEE from the British invasion (which, as you never hear, was when the British invented “concentration camps”>)
I find that if you fight negativity with positivity, you can truly make a difference in this world. Many white people have fought for equality among the races. Why not write about some of them.
Wow. I’m white and I don’t get offended easily by anything whoever wrote this article must have been talking to a bunch of liberal pussies. Fact of the matter is make it a point to speak my mind and not give a damn who it does offended.I spent 12 years in the Army making sure everyone had the right to say what they wanted.
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This is very stereo typical…I as a white person don’t give a shit what a color a person is…however I’m also tired of black people calling themselves African american…it should be american…if you are born here..your american..or maybe I should call myself European american…because I don’t appreciate being lumped in with the typical white American who has it so good…if we were blind it wouldn’t matter..
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White people commit just as many crimes as minorities but no matter if they are rich or poor , white people do whatever it takes to cover up the crimes, blame a scapegoat, bribe a political official, police officer or judge, and or murder the accusers and cover it up as if it was a mysterious death(s)… read the website http://www.beforeitisnews.com! MYSTERIOUS DEATHS AND MURDERS ASSOCIATED WITH THE CLINTONS. If what I wrote is true and what I read on that website is true I am much more in favor of having Don Trump as the next President than a scheming lying cover up political poisonous snake in the grass named Clinton. But the point I am attempting to make whether U R offended or not is tell the truth. White people had been committing crimes and fucking one another over since the genesis of USA before 1776 onto 2016. From all the wars, genocides of Native Americans, and political scandals and the attempts to do cover ups; white peoples commit as much if not more crimes and cover it up as best as they can. Many minorities don’t have this luxury because that’s is why the statistics are skewed the ways they are. White peoples keep fucking shit up for all the classes of peoples in America and it increases the tax rate and why political scumbags are thrown inprison because some cannot cover up there tracks of committing crimes against the American peoples and We The People taxpayers have to pay for it. Just check out how many ILLINOIS POLITICIANS had their JackAsses thrown in jail. Some get caught and justice is served. HALLELUJAH! I TOLD THE TRUTHS AND THE WHOLE TRUTHS AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTHS SO HELP ME GODS! If I am lying may Gods himself strike me down with a bolt of lightning in ten seconds……… Ten seconds past! Gods know I tell the truth. Thanks for reading fuckkos…. Have a nice day.
White people commit just as many crimes as minorities but no matter if they are rich or poor , white people do whatever it takes to cover up the crimes, blame a scapegoat, bribe a political official, police officer or judge, and or murder the accusers and cover it up as if it was a mysterious death(s)… read the website http://www.beforeitisnews.com! MYSTERIOUS DEATHS AND MURDERS ASSOCIATED WITH THE CLINTONS. If what I wrote is true and what I read on that website is true I am much more in favor of having Don Trump as the next President than a scheming lying cover up political poisonous snake in the grass named Clinton. But the point I am attempting to make whether U R offended or not is tell the truth. White people had been committing crimes and fucking one another over since the genesis of USA before 1776 onto 2016. From all the wars, genocides of Native Americans, and political scandals and the attempts to do cover ups; white peoples commit as much if not more crimes and cover it up as best as they can. Many minorities don’t have this luxury because that’s is why the statistics are skewed the ways they are. White peoples keep fucking shit up for all the classes of peoples in America and it increases the tax rate and why political scumbags are thrown inprison because some cannot cover up there tracks of committing crimes against the American peoples and We The People taxpayers have to pay for it. Just check out how many ILLINOIS POLITICIANS had their JackAsses thrown in jail. Some get caught and justice is served. Additionally the white peoples that do commit crimes and get caught and punished the punishment is a lot less severe than a minority commiting the same crimes, with a lot less media bias! Whites of any low, middle, and or upper class have more methods to ‘weasal’ their way out of the punishments more than minorities of any class, too! HALLELUJAH! I TOLD THE TRUTHS AND THE WHOLE TRUTHS AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTHS SO HELP ME GODS! If I am lying may Gods himself strike me down with a bolt of lightning in ten seconds……… Ten seconds past! Gods know I tell the truth. Thanks for reading fuckkos…. Have a nice day.
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Why are they African American were they born there are African white Americans what are they called I prefer black Americans
I don’t know what white people you hang out with but the ones I do are not like that. As long as you don’t call us out of our name and don’t put your hands on us or any of our families we could careless what you say. Being offended is overrated and I could not careless what you say. Now what you do is different if you are hurting someone.
This actually represents everyone. Saying this is strictly white people is false and unaccurate. People of color are sensitive and this is example of the division that our society holds so close between white people and people of color. Targeting things strictly at white people is,well, racist.
And it’s racist to think all white people are racist because that’s stereotyping. White people try so hard to not be racist because we’re assumed to be racist so often.
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That’s more of a liberal thing.
Me, I don’t care if you agree with me or not. Just don’t be a compassionless jerk or totally lacking in common-sense.
White people? Oh dear.
Change white to black, follow it with as many generalisations and watch the world lose its fucking mind!
And don’t demonise people for giving a shit.
Yes, with some they are conforming to a personality type with faux feelings but even I’m not cynical enough to believe that of everyone and I’m so dead inside my family think I’m a fucking robot!
And yes, words are important but intent is the key.
When somebody uses a word that somebody else has deemed offensive and you know there was absolutely no intent, give that person a break.
If they use language that actually is offensive and they intend no malice then calmly explain why it was offensive, and again, give them a fucking break.
And if you don’t know innately that judging someone by the colour of their skin (regardless of colour) is as reasonable a judging someone for the temperature they like their bath, well you probably hit the first word with more than 2 syllables and gave up!
To the rest of you, have a great day!
i’m from England and i believe in Donald Trump lets say no to political correctness and yes to some common sense for a change
Hilary clinton is a big liar and is selling the USA down the river and the USA will be Islamised within 15 years from now just like Belguim, France and the UK and then the Muslims have won and the Americans are no more and not just the whites but the poor forgotten about American Indians too !!
i know from my friends that the Brits \re behind Donald trump we hate political correctness just like they do lets get rid of lying Hilary and the corrupt politicians once and for all
It’s always fun to see someone trying to be politically correct by using “African-American” when talking to a Black Frenchman.
But then the French are always fun from a distance.
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Thank God, most people are better than this. Tasteless. Shame on you.
You’re an idiot. This is laughable. How I unforunately stumbled on this article is still beyond me, but knowing there are such ignorant peopke — people that write bs crap. Take advice from your article and stop acting like you know how a white person thinks. Just how a white person doesn’t know how you think. I really pitty your stupidity.
I like pickles. If they are covered in human feces, I am fully content. my life is meaningless. stuffing shit pickles in my face until i am full. I am not easily offended even though i am white. People are offended by me. Shitty pickle eater. Well shouldnt you like your own name? I like my name. thats what its all about. A meaningless son of a bitch that eats pickles, covered in shit, sitting here at my sisters computer, naked, eating shit covered pickles.
You are extremely racist.
THINGS BLACK PEOPLE LIKE … SMOKING CRACK, ROBBING PEOPLE, STEALING, KILLING PEOPLE AND EACH OTHER, PLAYING THE BLAME GAME, SHIT THEY DIDN’T WORK FOR, SMOKING CRACK,NOT WORKING, NOT HAVING A JOB, WELFARE OFFICE, WIC, SKID ROW, FREE ANYTHING, GOING TO JAIL / PRISON, SMOKING CRACK LYING, BACKSTABBING FRIENDS AND FAMILY (IF THEY HAVE EITHER OR) , NOT GOING TO SCHOOL, SPEAKING IN AN IGNORANT DIALOG WITH SHITTY OR NO ARTICULATION WHATSOEVER, SMOKING CRACK, BEATING THEIR KIDS AND NEVER TAKING CARE OF THEM, ALWAYS TRYING TO BE WHITE AND BE A PART OF SOMESHIT SOMEHOW NO ONE WANTS THEM IN AND NOW THEY WANT TO BE JEWS HA HA I DON’T THINK SO AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER THEY DON’T TAKE SHOWERS THEY HATE WATER THAT’S WHY NONE OF THEM CAN SWIM, SMOKING CRACK, NAMES THAT SOUND LIKE A HOUSEHOLD ITEM MIXED WITH A FRENCH ENDING OR BEGINNING BECAUSE THEY THINK IT SOUNDS FANCY FOR INSTANCE = LA, DA, FO, DRE, ANTE, … ECT!! AND FRENCH DON’T EVEN LIKE THEM MATTER OF FACT NO ONE DOES THEY DON’T EVEN LIKE THEMSELVES OR EACH OTHER THAT’S WHY THEY SHOOT EACH OTHER ALL DAY (HOWEVER THAT’S THEIR GOOD CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY KEEP ON DOING IT WEE HEE) OH AND DID I MENTION “SMOKING CRACK” LOL
I’M WHITE AND FROM THE GHETTO I DON’T DO ANY OF THE SHIT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I BET I’D BEAT YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN ASS AND YOU MIGHT JUST WRITE ANOTHER STORY ABOUT WHAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF INTELLIGENCE OVERWRITES UNEDUCATED MONKEY BRAINS SO SHOW YOUR FACE YOU IGNORANT APE WELFARE COLLECTOR WITH YOUR 20 KIDS ALL DIFFERENT DADDIES WHO ALL SAY THEY ARE NOT THE FATHER HA HA YOU’RE SO JEALOUS OF WHITE PEOPLE AND HURT YOU HAD TO GO OUTTA YOUR WAY TO WRITE THIS LOUSY POST. SPEAKING OF LOUSY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO WRITE REHAB FOR CRACK SMOKING?
Broad statement, manipulative as in, it invites white people to be offended. And if you are and voice it, it Leeds right back to proving the very discriminate point. Broad statements on obviously biased racism. You can’t present and argument that in every way proves itself only apon argument. It says I’m right, and if you speak up I’m right…oh by the way if you don’t speak up, I’m also equally right. Kind of cowardly in nature and circular in argument. Change the word white… to colored. oh boy you would get an uproar. then a white person could say see look at them how offended they are… It’s a mind fuck sinario, crafty but not valid, cunning but what progress does it have, there’s no forward motion. Just a figure 8 of hate.
Just a guess but no one here was born in Africa. If you feel the need to be “African American” pick one or the other and be that. Otherwise your just a deluded brainwashed moron wishing a lawsuit payday. Grow the F’ up.
Simple minds are easily entertained.. This statement is of course directed at all the hate perpetuating asses in the comments section. “Oh, I just love this genius blog.. I’m gonna go beat off to a white guy getting his balls crushed in a door jam..” If you all spent as much time befriending and tolerating another human being, rather than spouting venom and hatred. This insanity would end.
To make republicans uncomfortable I tell them, “Just because you don’t like ‘Ns’ and the GOP and the KKK are one and the same doesn’t make you a RACIST!!” But, the only difference now is that the KKK don’t hide behind white sheets and hoods. They wear suits and ties and hold their rallies on Capital Hill!!
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I’m gonna murder every single fucking Chinese store owner with their own fucking garbage items and RAPE them until they scream for help even tho no one is EVER going to respond to this Chinese GARBAGE because everyone hopes that someday a motherfucker like me comes to their store and tortures them as FUCKING hard as they deserve since the fucking mongols tried to invade them. I will make them take the hardest pounding a motherfucking Asian can handle, their fucking ancestors will be pleased after finally someone listened to them and fucking gave their kids the beating they truly deserve.
I guess the only white people any of you have ever met are rich entitled people who always get their way are always very well groomed and well liked by most because that shit just don’t fly with me. Don’t go giving me some bullshit lecture about my “terminology” half the time I speak the way I do because the people around me kept saying how they didn’t know what such and such meant. Also, I don’t get offended for real by anything except for violence. Physical violence. If somebody hits me or someone around me, I will beat them badly. Forget that I am a 125 pound woman, the ferocity of my anger will be like I suddenly became the hulk. That’s my threshold. Do anything else you like, but hit someone and I won’t let that go.
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Well I don’t get offended often but it’s laughable that this correctness of race and what we can and cannot say about each other keeps getting bigger. Every white kid now is being taught to not offend all but the whites as though we are the essence of all the bigotry in the world. It’s just not so. For hundreds and hundreds of years Racial tensions have been around. Why ? Because we fear what we don’t know. We live with our kind and are proud of that. Whites shouldn’t be any less proud. So fuck everyone else. That’s life 101 ! Don’t hate with pride love others that take pride in there race as you do. I’m white Irish and I feel that my ancestors were punished for being Irish. So I don’t need any special treatment. I do understand the issues of racism and all of that. But same race crime is out of control in my own town. People of the same ethnicity killed every single day here in my city. That’s not how it’s going to get fixed.
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What the fuck you city folks dream up. Instead of writing a bunch shit to divide people, try harder to accept everybody then when your personal interaction with people shows their faults and views are not yours then call them out. I’m 40 i work hard and try to do the best I can and treat all people right.
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101 things black people do:
Can’t seem to get over slavery so they think they deserve any and everything.
The government gives the FREE: housing, food, health insurance and education but it’s never enough.
Pull the racist or white privilege card when it’s actually their racist views of white people
Blaming the world for personal issues they just can’t deal with
Being completely power hungry and using the race card as an excuse to make white people feel guilty
Demanding (and beliving they deserve) white people’s homes, money, cars etc…… when that’s exactly what they label privilege
Using race to bully and control white people
Call BLM “peaceful” while chanting “kill whitey”
Using BLM as a tool to riot, kill, loot an a attempt to divide Americans
Feeding misinformation about how many white people cops kill in america as an excuse for violence
Accusing white people of being racist when it’s actually their feelings for whites
segregating whites from public places.
I have plenty more if need be. Get over it!! You’re not the ONLY group of people to have been treated horribly:
Jews, Christians, Native Americans Irish people, Asians gay people, fat people, tall people, short people, weman, people with learn and physical disabilities…..
You’re not special little snowflakes
I would hate to live a life where I am overly sensitive and offended by PC mind fuck. Grow some grey matter and think in the here and NOW
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So, the moral of this story is that we white devils, an eyesore of colorlessness on the otherwise beautiful color-filled pallet that is the human race, are so tediously involved and interested in the experience and history of people with different ethnic backgrounds, that out of exasperation those people we are interested in should use this empathy (perceived as guilt) to coerce us into completing home improvement projects for them? Honestly, there are far worse things to complain about than “over educated white people bending over backwards to treat people different than themselves with respect and dignity. What is the author of this insightful opinion’s beef with education anyway? Once upon a time, higher education was something desired by people of all races and creeds. Now, one is just annoying if they are educated. Would you rather these evil white people didn’t care at all? Does it make a non-white person feel superior in some way by deriding their spoiled, overeducated, lives or dismissing their studious efforts to understand with “You don’t get it whitey and you never will. I know the way life REALLY is and your life is a fantasy ‘white’ life.” Excuse me, but being white doesn’t exempt people from human suffering. There are MANY poor uneducated white people. There are abused and murdered white people. Being white is not the blissful pain free experience that is supposedly denied to people of other races. And putting all white people into the same box as Frappuccino sipping “Nancy Botwins” is just as ignorant as any other racial classification. So save YOURSELF the wasted time of typing drivel about YOUR misguided perception of the pampered white experience and redirect that time towards ACTUAL racial injustice. Douche…
This sums up the leftie the liberal PC brigade perfectly. Thankfully not ALL white people are like this.
What a beautiful world it was before Trump 🙂
To “Seba” – the article was actually written years before Trump – you leftards are as thick as mince.
It seems to me that a lot of energy is being spent on being offended. What would happen if the same about of energy was put toward understanding?
I am a little unclear on the article. Why in America do we care or even discuss the color of our skin? I am so sick of it. I get offended just like any other race. It doesn’t bother me at all because I know who I am and what I do. I do not pull out books or try to prove them wrong. I DO NO ENJOY being offended. It hurts. Now proving a point in an opinionated conversation is a different story. I am European, Scotish, Irish, and American Indian. Why do we caterogize each other? It is just how things are and we have to choose as I individuals to respect each other. Now I do get aggravated when there are “black or African American” colleges where that race is only allowed to attend. I will at if they made a college or whites only whites would be offended by others for sure. They would be called racist. I think there are colleges like that because the black race is considered a “minority”. We did have a half black President. I just believe you have to make your own way in this world
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So many posts and………………nothing to speak of? How many white Liberals does it take to offend a black man? ANSWER: None Only Liberals keep slaves.
“But white people, blessed with both time and energy” So white people are the only ones ‘blessed’ with time and energy? Whoever wrote this article (who I assume is not white) certainly has enough time on their hands if they can afford to write worthless articles that provide no benefit whatsoever to society. I suggest that the author of this article find himself an actual job. You only have so long to live…don’t waste your life.
What is really interesting here, is that when you realize that our reality is nothing but a construct in our mind. One that we can make it into a nice place to live or we can allow others to build a world then told to hate it. So, is your mind a nice place to live or someone else’s creation that you are expected to hate. The point is that we are all just human and if we could just stop categorizing each other and simply unite with the one thing we all have in common…we are all just human beings. It would be nice, but we also share another trait, the one thing we also have in common… we all think we are better than everyone else and that screws everything up. Well, honestly I would not want to know anyone who did not think the best of themselves. I guess we are just screwed one way or the other or we can all drop this hubris and realize we can always learn something from each other. Yeah, we are all much more alike than different.
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No, you’ve been reading too much liberal left rubbish who hate their own race.
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This aged so well! Just replace “super not racist” with “anti-racist”
“White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.””
“White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic.”
Getting really tired of this silencing tactic where striving for a more just, equal word is being mocked under the guise of “satire”.
Yeah, clearly caring about people being oppressed or insulted because of their gender or sexuality is such a horrible (white) thing to do…
No doubt someone will tell me not to be such an Offended White in response to this and that it’s “just a joke”. See how that works?
“white people get excited about being doucebags, yous know, fuck you, I live in the trailer pak I am a scumbag, think your better than me, white surbanite? Well you probably are, but fuk you anyway, I would wash if I could afford it.
Wow! That’s one of the most racist posts I’ve ever read. Karma will not be kind to you, you are one of her favourite meals.
It’s time to talk about “”Black Privilege.””
Some news for all you black folks complaining about racism in America. Now in America you can’t even talk about whiteness. If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist.
Our white children are being told in public schools at the tender age of 5 that they are “Rasict because they are White.” If we had wanted a “White History Month,” that would be viewed as a racist holiday.”
But why, is ok for “Black History Month” or a website only for all Black info. ” https://blackamericaweb.com/ ?” As a white person you can never have those privilege’s either.
And why can White people not have a place like “Freedom Georgia” “We are excited to partner with black-owned, women-owned, veteran-owned, BIPOC businesses as vendors, contractors, and consultants.”
We welcome all allies of BIPOC and corporations that wish to build meaningful relationships with communities of color to connect with us for doing good.
“BIPOC, which stands for Black, Indigenous, People of Color. People are using the term to acknowledge that not all people of color face equal levels of injustice. ”
“They say BIPOC is significant in recognizing that Black and Indigenous people are severely impacted by systemic racial injustices.” And “why can’t White People have these very same Privileges ? ” These very same things can also be said for White People now also.
Even on “Google the phrase “Black Privilege,” and one steps into a universe where whites struggle daily against the indignities heaped upon them because of their skin color. In books and articles such as “Black Skin Privilege and the American Dream,” and “It’s Past Time to Acknowledge Black Privilege,” white commentators describe how blackness has become such a “tremendous asset” that some whites are now trying to “pass” as black. ” White People are skipped over on job interviews, even if names sound white.
They are not even looked at or called because many companies get benefits now from state & local Gov. or Federal Gov. for having Black Employee’s over a certain number in their company.
If you are black you are also more likely to get offered or into collages some of which are all black collages. Whites could never even think of having a all white collage, but why not? Why this double standard of “Black Privilege. ”
Blacks can belong to clubs and organizations that cater specifically to their race, but there’s no National Association for the Advancement of White People because such a group would be deemed racist.
Blacks can call white people “honky” and “cracker,” is this not Rasict too?
Whites cannot even use a abbreviated form the “N-word” for that is So Offensive & Rasict.. Is this not a two-way street for this two should apply to “Black People” as for “White People”.
“Black Privilege” is so pervasive that it’s hard to miss. College professors practicing “affirmative grading” hold black students to lower standards than others. Corporations offer programs and internships to black workers but not to whites.
“Black Privilege” even extends to the White House, you only need to look to our current “Vice-President, Kamala Devi Harris” from a multiracial family she ran the election that she was “Black” even tough up to that time she had always portrayed herself as “White”.
Just as “Past President, Barack Hussein Obama” had done years before to using the “Black Privilege” and not “White Privilege” because their is none for white’s again.
Just as did “Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP” chapter, “who said I identify as black” but was called white by her family members used the “Black Privilege” and not “White Privilege” again.
Our own children in our schools are being thought both Blacks & Whites, Brown or what ever skin color we have. And to hate ourselves, hate our Flag & Our Own Country… Even Our Nation’s history is trying to be rewritten, all the while History in some schools is no longer even thought, even math in some.
Our children leave High School not even being thought how to sign their own name for documents even. If they fail a grade they are just passed on to the next grade, no one cares any more about helping our children Black or White, Brown or yellow, etc, etc…
Even the Pledge Of Allegiance To The Flag, Of The United States Of America is never thought or said in many schools any longer. How can our children even know to have respect and to be proud of who the are and where they live…
All the while News Stations & Media in all Forms are doing the same, People Of Our Nation are being led around like sheep that are going to slaughter all the while not many of us even can see this. ‘Our Country Needs All Of Our Help Regardless Of Race or Skin Color… ‘
If We Don’t Do This On Our Own this divide will continue to grow worse than a Cancer on our Nation & Our Peoples.
The United States Of America’s ‘Politian’s’, and groups like ‘Antifa’ & ‘BLM’ are doing their very best right now to try and divide this Nation at our very core by separating us by race & promoting these things written here above and so much more. We as a Nation must stop this dived ourselves and we must do it NOW!!!
We all can live together without any of this CRAP, but it takes us all to stop all of this ourselves…
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Hahaha, the culture war needs more of this, people taking time out of their day to arrange all these words in this order, it must have taken a couple of hours at least, and that’s two hours where these earnest wordsmiths are alone, not being inflicted on regular folk who are just getting on with life.
I am offended only by assholes. I claim no profound kinship with whiteness nor with wokeness. And neither with underground lizard people for emperor Trump, or Bush-whackers. (The war in Iraq wasn’t my bag, dad.). I love animals, Platonically of course, and don’t really consider myself human. Sorry. I don’t “identify” as human. Screw all your politics.
Ironic in a way that the vile blustering soulless toxic wind bag, Rush Limbaugh, was returned home to the fires of hell through cancer, since I think he pretty much was an oozing malignancy, himself.
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Hated it . White peoples need to start doing all the racist crap that black folks do to them right back .. like make a movie call it “black chicks “ or make mlk a white man or Nelson Mendela a white man. We live in a society where black folks cry way too much they are way over represented and they get to have way too much say in public policy. It’s because of stupid white peoples and politicians that allow for it . I just sit back as a non white person and shake my head… and just laugh to myself . Crazy how far this has gotten white peoples have got to be the dumbest group of people on the face of this earth . To just give everything away like they do today because of some misguided guilt of the past. Spanish people don’t do that and we have just as much blood on our hands but damnit we are not weak like the other groups of white peoples in the world.